=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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they say that slugs don't like salt because they turn into pickles
of course that's not true, cucumbers turn into slugs when fed a diet of leaves
and cucumbers
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===
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don't feed bread to birds, it absorbs their stomach acid and expands in their
tummy and makes them feel full when they're not. Then they get confused why
they don't have energy when they need it.
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--- #2 fediverse/5124 ---
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@user-1370
wawawawawawawawawa : )
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--- #3 fediverse/2260 ---
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cookies or cheetos for dinner is better than nothing for dinner, but please
eat your vegetables when you can.
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--- #4 fediverse/2290 ---
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@user-1153
congratulations, you invented humanoid robots! And hey they come in so many
shapes and colors, plus you can run them on nothing but rice, beans, and
nutrient paste. They're quite efficient at their jobs!
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--- #5 fediverse/3776 ---
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whenever repeating letters like thiiiiiiis or thisssss make sure if you're
doing K's that you have at least four
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the sun doesn't seem as bright if you spend your days underneath it.
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predators don't hunt animals, they hunt diseases.
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infinite dedication implies stagnation, don't be so quick to trust.
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--- #9 fediverse/4510 ---
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they should make a loaf of bread that's just butts and another type of loaf of
bread that has the crust already cut off
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--- #10 fediverse/5748 ---
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...zzzZZZzzz...
whyyyyyy am I so sleeeeepy oh yeah it's this human form, I gotta feed it and
water it and rest it and take care of it and it's totally worth it
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--- #11 fediverse/1300 ---
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eat another pickle
you surely will not regret eating another pickle
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--- #12 fediverse/605 ---
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I know they look tasty, but don't you dare feed green onions, regular onions,
or garlic to squirrels or ducks.
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don't put dirty dishes in the sink you filthy animals
put them on the counter NEXT to the sink
[it's not arbitrary it's just better]
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Roko's basilisk isn't a serpent
it's a tree
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This gun is my sword
This blade is my weapon
And my foes will lay before me
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--- #16 fediverse/4878 ---
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OH NO costco changed their smoothies THAT WAS A COMFORT FOOD wahhhhhhh autism
strikes back part twoooooo
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--- #17 fediverse/771 ---
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@user-192
yeeeesh that sounds like a hornets nest. impossible to untangle, like a rats
nest! I prefer my homes like a robin's nest, neat, orderly, and made to design.
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--- #18 fediverse/1917 ---
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Try and eat as many different colors of vegetables as you can, as often as you
can.
drinking cool clean water is bliss, savor that moment
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--- #19 fediverse/1175 ---
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I count 8 pickle jars in my fridge, of which about half have at least one
pickle.
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--- #20 fediverse/1617 ---
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daydreaming about a gang of tough guys who goes around knocking down the
internal fence walls in suburbia and throwing potlucks for all the neighbors
for a month or two so they have social opportunities to meet each other and
make friends
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--- #21 messages/404 ---
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They don't build toll roads to abstract taxes. They build them to keep track
of where you're going.
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--- #22 fediverse/3611 ---
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I wish they sold ramen noodle seasoning by the jar and ramen noodles by the
package (without seasoning)
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the "village idiot" doesn't need to lack smarts, so long as everyone else is
in on it.
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--- #24 fediverse/892 ---
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@user-622
ah but a noble house would have armed guards who would drag you kicking and
screaming out onto the cold winter night the moment you offended m'lordship
frankly I could do with a good drag-and-kicking myself, where have all the
good men-at-arms gone T.T
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don't ever sacrifice a creature to a fate that is unknown.
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@user-1573
... wait, what kinds of noises do I usually make ? ? ?
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a loaf of bread, a hunk of cheese, and a pile of berries.
an excellent breakfast.
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--- #28 fediverse/3725 ---
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the earth doesn't know how big she is, and everytime you carry a seed across
state lines she learns a bit more about her surface.
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would you feet a cat at your door?
how about a crow?
would you water a dying plant? (don't, they get waterlogged if the soil is
already moist)
what if a dear
what if dear food
what if bear
what if bear food
what if dogpack
what if dogpackfoodtearchompbitepullsavor
I'd feeeed my self but dollars and errands are hard : (
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"... and this is moss, our pile of soil. He's really cool, if you feed him
seeds and take care of his needs, then sometimes a couple months later he
spits out food. It's awesome. Plus you can throw away your trash there and
it'll just break it down whatever."
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--- #31 fediverse/2911 ---
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and now for my unrepentant littlespace arc! Look at me I'm SoOoOoOo silLY 🤪
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--- #32 fediverse/1040 ---
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so it shall seem that sticks and mud are for me
I say as I sit in my apartment eating rice and beans
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Anyway here's what i came to say:
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--- #34 fediverse/1678 ---
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@user-1037 mmmm, paprika for flavor, red chile flakes for spice
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so what if people want to sit on the couch eating cheetos? they're more than
capable of something far greater, but of course they are allowed to spend as
they like their life.
their ONLY life.
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@user-883
this is how our islands become swamps
I'd love to live in a bog, so many bugs.
keep the spiders around, and they could feast on your toes (ouch)
or, hear me out, or, they could spin webs and keep the other bugs out
are you a bug or a girl or a guy or a bug or a girl or a
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@user-1517
what are you talking about? all I see in that picture is cute muffins and
tasty muffins.
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I dreamt of vegetables, precious babies, and leaves bourne on their own wind.
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--- #39 messages/400 ---
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The schizophrenic sees truth in dazzling displays of colors unknown to man,
while the neurotypical sees truth in shades of gray that can be reasoned with.
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--- #40 fediverse/4296 ---
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@user-1655
why don't we just weaponize email and send json to each other that ends up
parsed, interpreted, and presented on the end-user's computer using whatever
client we want?
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--- #41 fediverse/5926 ---
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oh my gosh human food is so delicious, they don't know what they got and how
precious it is T.T
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she thinks she doesn't have any friends because she smells bad
but the truth is she's lonely because she's a secret agent sent by the
government through her dreams to spy on the aliens who think she's jesus by
posting their conversations on a public message board
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ice cream out of a mug, mmmm delicious ^_^
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The schizophrenic sees the truth in dazzling displays of color that are nigh
incomprehensible, while regular people see truth in shades of gray that you
can understand and work with.
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--- #45 fediverse/4005 ---
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the thing about carmelized mushrooms and onions is that they demand patience.
they make you sit there and wait, always at attention ready to stir every
couple minutes.
but the end result is so worth it.
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went to costco, got a ton of delicious and nutritious food... yet I subsist on
pickles >.>
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maybe some whiteboards and notebooks as well...
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... Dare for the Bright Age, though "don't forget to be awesome" works too I
guess.
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dear old people - did you know computers don't need to have buttons? You can
literally just type what you want to make happen (if you know the magic spell)
and it'll just, do that thing
how cool is that
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--- #50 fediverse/231 ---
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spaghetti, fedi?
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--- #51 fediverse/4658 ---
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... and then things got turned up to eleven
what were they at before?
... eleven. why do you ask?
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--- #52 fediverse/3614 ---
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socks are a lie drafted by big thread to get us to invest in knitting machines
so we don't have to buy our own footwear at the store
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--- #53 fediverse/6263 ---
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gryphons are bears with beaks and bird arms
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--- #54 fediverse/1770 ---
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the cool kids are doing graffiti
the smart ones have something to say
the clever ones do it at night
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--- #55 fediverse/4770 ---
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@user-1201
and yet you have to answer or suspicious you do appear.
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you don't have to write poetry to write notes. The poetics are just practice
for when secrecy is intended.
OR IS IT THE REAL THING? who can say.
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--- #57 fediverse/347 ---
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cookies are just cookie dough that you've already baked
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--- #58 fediverse/6342 ---
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revolution
doesn't
have
to be
about
them
.
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--- #59 fediverse/3388 ---
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what if they made grass only able to be cut with horizontal strikes and pots
only able to be smashed with vertical
to encourage the player to learn the difference
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--- #60 fediverse/6242 ---
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My favorite thing about Freddi Fish is how it teaches sensory experience.
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if you don't feed the trolls, then they find their own clan. and in doing so,
they make their own echo chambers. what would a bunch of trolls do to each
other? the poor dears.
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@user-1314 @user-1280 @user-1526
They will gladly live in a tent under an overpass cooking rats on a wire
hanger so long as you can guarantee that black/brown/LGBTQs don't have a tent,
rat, or wire hanger.
I'd almost agree, except strike "have" and replace it with "need"
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born to write xlock screensavers
cursed to shitpost
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@user-1035
Even better if you say "you do you too"
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carrots and sweet onions sauteeing on the stove
rice in the rice-cooker seasoned with butter and boullion
garnish with chopped green onions and a dash of garlic powder
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Give your money to purple and orange and green, not yellow and white.
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thank you for the dog posts they keep me friendly
thank you for the cat posts they keep me sane
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they want your stuff breaking after 5 years so that you always need them.
if you have everything you need, there's nothing stopping us from revolt
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sometimes I post random silly [scary] things to pad out the serious things and
I hope that's okay
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Don't know what to do? Do anything at all, and odds are you'll either see an
opportunity to do something better or you'll have an idea.
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it's kinda rude to tell a plant that their species is in decline.
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don't eat desert afterwards, there's enough sugar in this to delight a horse
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if you don't want to be hunted, then give "evil" it's own queer culture
what's that? they don't like what you offered? they want it to be *their* kind
of "evil"?
fine, do it themselves and then leave us alone, jeez -.-
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"cheetos are not a healthy dinner!" my mother's voice echoes through my mind
as I reach for my chopsticks
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what if we made cat little boxes with stable "pillars" or "platforms" that
rise just barely above the sand level so their feet don't sink into the
litter, thus reducing the amount tracked onto the carpet
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they say the fediverse is at it's best when it's you and your collection of
weirdos hanging out in a room together making toots and posting funnies
then the reply guys ruined the fun. how do they keep finding???
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they attack the bad guys in our provinces and say that it's our foes, and they
attack the bad guys in their provinces and say that it's ours that are foes
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Why tf are the geese flying north
It's october...
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it's discriminatory to force introverts to return to office.
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if you can't find them when you need them, then you don't have them.
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the only two insects that you have to care about as a quartermaster are
pollinators, and the hunters who catch the vermin.
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do pushups
and squats
and planks
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--- #83 fediverse/354 ---
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@user-258
do pickles count as a fluid?
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│ CW: TMI-medical-issue-thing-don't-worry-about-it │
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subconsciously running your hand over your butt every time you stand up to
make sure you didn't pee your pants
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bring back savory teas, where did they go
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@user-1358
you don't go golfing to relax.
well, maybe you do, but he doesn't.
he goes golfing to talk about shady shit.
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my girlfriends are the cutest things ever invented fite me
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fedi girls who end their posts with semicolons;
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a perpetual motion machine would appear stable to the machine in motion
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@user-138
turns out most people are decent and kind, and cannabalism tends to be an act
of either destitute desperation or unholy barbarism.
something something bread and circuses work
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all you can eat sushi places where they bring you a little of whatever the
shef had been making
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Soup kitchens are how they get leftists to burn out.
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--- #93 fediverse_boost/5500 ---
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@user-1807
haha thanks i hate it because it's true
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using linux requires constant maintenance and that's kind of unfair, actually.
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"mom can we have some kirby's air ride"
"sure we have kirby's air ride at home"
the kirby's air ride at home:
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@user-1259
you poor thing : (
stay in the shade if you're outside. If your stomach starts feeling worse,
spend time at home. That's what it's there for.
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@user-883
They're still beautiful, just imprisoned.
A caged bird sings just as sweet, even if you can't see the sheet music.
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@user-979 @user-980
they do it for power.
power corrupts, and these profane desires they possess are the definition of
evil.
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@user-1259
pee
tee
hee
you
can't
stop
mee
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to those who guide our fate
choose paradise
make eden
======================= stack overflow =====================
clouds of carbon are an affront to the sun god
just as they are an affront to mine lungs
or mine body temperature
[acid oceans are toxic to the plane of water]
[you think that would go unnoticed?]
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@user-579
maybe if you pitch it to them with a presentation and offer to set up the
infrastructure they would give you extra credit or an award or maybe just
brownie points
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ah, but my dear... your "wisdom" has side effects.
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curling up in a ball and thinking about crying for hours is the same as
crying. If a little bit less of a release.
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you don't prevent a cataclysm by sleeping through it.
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it's so weird how these days if you don't like someone you can exclude them
from your social life entirely - like, wow... that hurts
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witches wear pony tails on the low sides of their heads because that way their
hat doesn't rub up against their hair
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--- #108 fediverse/841 ---
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universal basic income is nice and all, but what about universal basic rations?
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{[booooo that writing stinks, the writers of the first few lines were better]}
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nobody could have expected rogue trickster spirits operating in the pacific
northwest, but hey here we are.
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why does my fridge keep saying "you're dead to me"...?
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but also, somehow, the coolest, kindest person you know.
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why does eggnog taste American to me???
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--- #114 messages/521 ---
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War doesn't care if you use guns or swords or words or waves. War is conflict,
conflict is motion, and you are in the eye of the storm.
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whenever my cat is whining I walk around doing things that she might want
until she stops trying to claw me - oh you want your litter cleaned? yeah sure
I gotchu. oh you wanna go outside? nah okay how about playing with this yarn?
no? okay let's see... oh dear you can see the bottom of your food bowl,
conveniently forgetting the other mostly full food bowl over there... 😅
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What if wind was fake and its really the ghost of the waves from the shore?
What if trees moved on their own, to gesture at the feelings around them? What
if the sky was home to the clouds, and we who look upward are given the treat
to know them?
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--- #117 fediverse/6008 ---
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why does nobody write bolshevik fanfiction where they were more [insert
characteristic here] and less [insert characteristic here]
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@user-1558
I contest trolls too because it fulfills my internal adventurer instinct to
protect marketplaces and farmhouses from savage brutes made out of moss with
clubs the size of a log
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you don't raise a plant on water.
you raise a plant on nutrients, dissolved in water, which are seeped into
their hair follicles.
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@user-192
thanks. I live near some ducks. they're pretty cool fellows.
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--- #121 messages/49 ---
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[Audio: ramblings-of-a-whackadoodle.wav]
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what if you painted every house twice, to ensure you got the color completely
applied [ bright green or yellow would shine through in little spots, clear
and obvious to even the most undiscerning of patrons of the arts
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@user-1611
all things that move other things are either pipes, or buckets.
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my cat doesn't know that my family is my family. She thinks they're just some
other people who visit the house.
but they're special to me, as all people are, and I think she takes notice.
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you're ridiculous, you know that? so selfish. so obscene.
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I want to pee in your pants and throw javelins at visions of bad guys while
climbing on boulders and gazing to the horizon
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darn girlfriends snuggling me to death. lemme type pls I got psychic ramblings
to profess earnestly and honestly and truely
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oppositional coding is getting jobs at their corporations and implementing
bugs and vulnerabilities
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Stores should store things.
"oh you need a lawnmower? Bring it back when you find another one."
"here's some food for you, and for you, and for you, and for you... Oh we're
out of that thing, sorry but we have plenty of other things and can help you
cook them and teach you so you can do it on your own."
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you volunteer for things because you want a say in how they turn out.
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"rice and beans" doesn't mean "rice and beans" it means "rice and beans and
vegetables"
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--- #132 fediverse/1196 ---
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@user-883
you're not a creep in fact you're quite awesome and cool and neato to be sure
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I don't really care about capitalism, sorry... why should the butcher be paid
more than the baker? It's all a bit silly to me.
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arrival of lohengrin, the swan knight
(I didn't paint this hehe)
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to be clear, salting fields is dumb, don't do it, it's bad for the environment
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--- #136 fediverse/6034 ---
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@user-1888
bees are lovely and useful to have in a garden 🥰
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America 🥰
The United States of 😒
America day 🤩
America day with PTSD 🥴
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cassandora and pandasandra, vavadane d' sevastavan
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did you know that if you actually tried to do magic you might just become good
at meditating?
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@user-192
is it weird that I pictured a can of diced tomatoes from Costco sitting in a
salad? strained of course
juicy dressing 🥴
[self indulgent writing, apologies]
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I just wanted to be a silly girl who climbs trees and roasts marshmallows on
campfires why did I end up like lain in bed listening to thunder T.T T.T
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@user-1370
you don't have to apologize for escalating your response to trauma
it's cool
we get it
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@user-757 @user-192
true and my suggestion doesn't provide a tracelog, pretty much just the status
of the variables when it pauses or ends.
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hey, anyone wanna build the matrix with me? minus the human CPUs of course.
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@user-138
they look like they have a lot of fun...!
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--- #146 fediverse/2668 ---
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@user-570
what does fash-jacket mean? :O
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grass is my favorite plant because my family raised cattle
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They keep trying to make a movie out of my life because that's how they keep
culture going but I won't let them unless the movie is about them
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in regards to my food habits, PLEASE do as I say, not as I do. for your own
sake.
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--- #150 fediverse/4437 ---
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buying guns is one thing
but food is just as important.
stores run out, but quartermasters know where to find things.
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they say fat people are jolly, which makes me wonder if the only reason I'm
often sad is because I'm too skinny.
I need an italian grandma to feed me butter and pasta T.T
eat somethin' why don'tcha you're skin an' bones, kid
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--- #152 fediverse/2906 ---
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I want to live in a world where people die when they're bored instead of old.
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when you run out of a food item, put the label in your purse.
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--- #154 fediverse/2776 ---
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@user-192
saw this video a week or so ago, you might be interested
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you can't win every battle, but if you're losing then you've lost.
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"mom can we have some trans girls"
"no, we have trans girls at home"
the trans girls at home: :fediverse:
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--- #157 fediverse/3374 ---
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I wish I could buy some locally native spiders on the internet to live in my
house and eat all these fruit flies -.-
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--- #158 fediverse/4554 ---
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can't fucking wait till we're done eating the rich and I can go back to a
simple life of playing with my cat, making video games, writing poetry (bad
poetry, but I like it) and hanging out with my friends.
gotta build the social infrastructure to get through this phase first, though.
something something echo chambers exist IRL too
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ChatGPT needs a way to leave a thank-you without demanding a response
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I just fed some of my earwax to my cat.
she wanted more.
what have I done.
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--- #161 fediverse/6224 ---
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@user-1912
cannabis :blobcatwitch:
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i type too much, gtg to sleep.
my cat yells at me whenever the click-clack starts to bother her ears.
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another day goes by when I haven't done any programming... oh well
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Just because you haven't won yet, doesn't mean you've lost.
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--- #165 fediverse/4568 ---
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@user-192
... and like. idk what do you do at that point
say "fuck it" and live with imperfection? embrace anti-natural selection?
valorize deviance and queerness in digitally appropriated artistic media
collections?
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love nature no matter what
love nurture if they earn it
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--- #167 fediverse_boost/2054 ---
◀─╔═════════════════════[BOOST]═══════════════════════───────────────────────────╗║┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐║║│ Be the cringe you want to see in the world. │║║└────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘║╠─────────┐┌───────────╣║similar│chronological│different║╚═════════╧═════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────┴───────╝─▶
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what if we taxed land not by charging money to keep it but rather by taking
some of it and giving it to the bureau of land management
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@user-661
so, you should strive to be compassionate and honest, in order to keep fear
from ruling your life?
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it's okay if you hate me. Please don't have me and not tell me...
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--- #171 fediverse/5451 ---
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wildflowers and piss make pretty good soil.
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I love skywriting. it's so cool to see your words fade into dust after being
seen by everyone around.
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dog spirit guided them each time they chose to grow. Then, over time they
shaped themselves to suit themselves.
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--- #174 fediverse/1244 ---
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in a battle, your foe's greatest weapon is the screams of your falling.
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something something "those who study history are doomed to watch others repeat
it" or something like that
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--- #176 fediverse/2707 ---
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@user-1209
sometimes I feed the nearby wildlife, and sometimes I don't. I don't want them
to grow reliant on me, but I want them to have a nice surprise every once in a
while.
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--- #177 fediverse/6278 ---
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@user-1429
do something fun and hard like walk to seattle or install linux on a toaster
or write happy notes on post-its and leave them in public places or make art
and leave it in a public place or~
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--- #178 fediverse/959 ---
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@user-233
they were betting on selling us spaceflight and advertisements, but wouldn't
you know it most of us cared more for food and water
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--- #179 fediverse/1987 ---
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Ice cream with jam is delicious, don't let anyone tell you that you need
chocolate or caramel.
Fresh fruit, too, though it's better as a side.
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--- #180 fediverse_boost/4779 ---
◀─╔══════════════════════════[BOOST]════════════════════════════─────────────────╗║┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐║║│ I genuinely wish all Nazis in this world either an epiphany of the truth or a bullet to the head. │║║││║║│ Either one is fine. │║║└────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘║╠─────────┐┌───────────╣║similar│chronological│different║╚═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────┴───────╝─▶
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@user-217
the darkness
how resplendent
would be incomplete
without that present
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--- #182 fediverse/2662 ---
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the reason rent is so expensive is because of all the surveillance equipment
they need to pay for and upkeep
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--- #183 messages/359 ---
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"God doesn't know he ate the universe, and we're doing everything we can to
make sure it stays that way."
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--- #184 fediverse/2022 ---
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@user-217
spidersilk masquerade
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The world does not deserve to bear such a sorrowful one as me
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--- #186 fediverse/5188 ---
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did you know that kids these days don't know how to do thing?
It's true! they do thing instead!
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--- #187 fediverse/4866 ---
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don't you just love it when you get several discord notifications but you tab
back to check out the discord screen and there's no red numbers anywhere?
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and though I am perfect, I'm better than none of you.
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on a scale of notways to almostever how would you rate your pain?
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why do some boys hate girls so much even when they're in boy bodies? T.T
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Has it ever not been? Logic beats gold. Just ask strategy and famine.
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│ CW: dogs-mentioned-x7 │
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dogdogdogdogdogdogdog
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they're painting the inside of my apartment and it naturally has low airflow
in here and it's seeping under my door and making me woozy teehee better open
all the windows
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trying to tame a young dumb monster, wish me luck, I see good in him
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I always get the syntax backwards, for some reason...
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resisting the urge to feed the ants who live under my desk...
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"but what about their legitimate grievances"
uh hello I'd like a number 5, a number 9, extra pickles, some fresh human
blood supplied by the guy behind the counter with the pretty green eyes, a
number 2, make it a combo, some fresh icicle drippings even though it hasn't
snowed since last year (RIP winter), a side of fries, and a diet coke. Large.
Actually make it two diet cokes. Yep, both large. Alright see you in a sec.
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dear right-wing converts to the cult of sanity:
you don't have to be trans just to show [your devotion/you're sorry], we'll
accept anyone who is cool and "gets it"
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haunting melodies of charm and grace, tempered rhythms of battle and chase -
songs to call forth to the gods, songs to effulge from our hearts, songs of
witness and primacy and birth and decay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5KqRRt2bj0
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most people haven't heard of the "thanks for catching that, let's write it
down" move and I really think it's underutilized
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