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│ CW: re: trans fashion re: weed mention │
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@user-95 when people in public see me I'm usually in a bicycle helmet or a
witch hat. I used to wear a baseball cap but my favorite one got old so I try
not to wear it too often. I also have this feather flower clip that I put in
my hair, it's bright red and black. It was for a halloween costume 5-8 years
back : )
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--- #1 fediverse/2852 ---
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@user-570
quite recognizable. too. bad I don't wear it often these days, so I don't get
recognized as a different person than I'm performing that day.
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--- #2 messages/1460 ---
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"hello, if you make my hat in leather and red, I'll wear it around town in the
rain and tell people where it came from"
"no no it's okay if my sides get a bit rained on, I'll learn how to use it to
stay warm."
"hi, can you make it 2 inches here and a bit thicker here?"
"sure I'll show you how I wear it. Here's some things that I wear alongside
it."
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--- #3 fediverse/3323 ---
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in the modern era, no sufficiently advanced militia would use banners. They're
sOoOoOoOo two thousand years ago.
today, we just dress up in pup masks or wear a trans flag as a belt or wear
solid black and red or whatever. That way all the normies can be like "hell
yeah that badass is on our side - hell yeah we're pointing the right direction
- hell yeah now I know whose flanks to cover" that kinda vibe.
like woad warriors painting themselves with psychedelic toad venom (okay minus
the psychedelics, trust me) the display of design heightens the absurdity and
intensity of the moment.
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--- #4 messages/1485 ---
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I was such a different person a year ago. And I was twice as different two
years ago. Throughout it all, I am connected by the thread of my life, and I
could be those people again, if only the context would present itself.
Who was I when I met you? Eh I think I'll be this way today. The clothes make
the man, and I wear a hat.
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--- #5 fediverse/5983 ---
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I wish I had daggers in my hair that looks like hair but I could wear whenever
I had that hair
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--- #6 fediverse/4223 ---
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@user-1642
me too! we're entering the season where people say "nice costume" instead of
"nice hat" -.-
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--- #7 fediverse/721 ---
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Hello, I am a witch and this is my altar.
Here, I dream of a green USA.
covered by the branches,
my body decays into parts,
ready to join the next life that needs me.
[read the alt-text on the pictures, or listen to your screenreader for more
explanation]
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--- #8 fediverse/1164 ---
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@user-874 @user-875
I wear mine every time I go outside
what kind of issues do you encounter? If you tilt the brim you can hide your
eyes from people who are looking at you funny. Or are you in one of those
scary places that doesn't allow for freedom of expression?
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--- #9 fediverse/1209 ---
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if your witch hat has a brim that looks like a circle then you're wearing it
backwards.
witch hats should fold flat. The angled part should be in front so you only
have to see a thin slice of reality, that way people are only able to see your
eyes if you look directly at them.
it adds to the mystique.
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--- #10 fediverse/2869 ---
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"nobody told me you can wear skirts above your boobs!"
they used to have straps, too.
[above boobs, below armpits]
also like a skirt for your shoulders, but only a really flowy one would work.
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--- #11 fediverse/1278 ---
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I found a new hat in the dumpster today! This one is designed to prevent
damage to the cranium, which is a pretty neat thing to put on your head. It's
a little wet but once it dries out I'll see if it fits.
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--- #12 messages/1473 ---
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Um I should mention that the waterproof leather hat I mentioned earlier is
styled like a cowboy hat not like a French penis. (what a weird way to say
dildo)
Trust me it'll look great if you do it right if not ill show you how to do it
right
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witches wear pony tails on the low sides of their heads because that way their
hat doesn't rub up against their hair
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--- #14 notes/to-fight-ice ---
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if you want to fight ice, patrol your neighborhoods where all the mexicans
live.
bring a gun if you're willing to die for liberty.
Don't wear all black. Wear your favorite outfit, to be remembered.
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if you want a fashion trend to come back into style, you can't just jump right
into wearing capes. you gotta start with scarves, then skirts worn around your
shoulders, then maybe you can wear capes.
many things are like this. gardening, not architecture.
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--- #16 fediverse/177 ---
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@user-95 oh yeah I forgot about my hat. they'll probably remember me for that.
they say witches and their hats are all ugly and green and covered in warts
but I don't think that's true because I have a relatively normal human skin
color and zero warts. beauty is in the eye of the beholder though so if you
want answers on that part you'll have to slay it first.
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--- #17 fediverse/5975 ---
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@user-1882
these are some of the most boldest things I own.
the feathers fall off one at a time, each time I use it.
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--- #18 fediverse/4687 ---
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"girl, who let you dress yourself? You literally put your rain jacket on over
your backpack"
yeah, uh, if your rain jacket isn't big enough to wear over a backpack then
you are wearing a plastic sweater, not a rain jacket
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one neat thing about wearing many layers of clothes is that you get a bunch of
new pockets.
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