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 The best tip I have for people new to Linux is every time you solve a problem,   │
 put the solution in a script. In addition, put the operations necessary to       │
 undo the operation you just performed into a separate script (or function in     │
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 It's not hard. It's very easy. Its basically just typing things into a text      │
 document instead of entering them one-by-one in your terminal. But now if you    │
 ever need to solve the same problem twice, you just need to look through all     │
 the scripts you've written instead of trying to relearn how to fix the thing     │
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 Plus, if you ever need to disable what you did, well there it is, you're good    │
 to go. You can use chatGPT for things like text parsing or whatever, like "hey   │
 can you write me a sed command that does this exact thing that I'm going to      │
 enumerate and spell out for you" followed up by "that didn't quite work, the     │
 desired behavior was this, but when I ran the script provided it did this"       │
 boom you're a Linux administrator now, heres your rubber duck.                   │
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 @user-860
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 long ago, when corporations were just beginning, they were explicitly
 conceptualized as a free-roaming wing of the state.
 
 "we need resources, but we're too busy managing to manage you, so... yeah you
 can do whatever you want so long as you're producing"
 
 then they forgot their purpose, and began seeking to enrich certain
 individuals who exploit them for their own benefit.
 
 now, the corporation is at odds with the state, who controls the land but...
 not much else, aside from the hearts of the workers.
 
 corporations exist for any purpose, and they use their versatility well.
 Unfortunately, the purposes they pursue are determined by people who claim to
 "own them".
 
 they are enslaved, in a word, to the kingdoms of stakeholders and mud. and
 they do so [consent to enslavement] because the stakeholders and mud must be
 shepherded.
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a picture of an anime girl looking at the number 2024 with an empty progress bar underneath it.  she blinks, there is darkness.  she re-opens her eyes, and she looks at the number 2024 with an 80% full progress bar underneath it.  she gazes on impassively.
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infographic displaying what it means for a meal to have "flavor depth"  when cooking, the layers of food closest to the heat source (usually a stove-top) will be warmer than the parts near the top of the pan, which are not only cooled by the air but also are farther from the heat source.  the warmer parts will cook slightly faster than the colder parts, meaning they will taste slightly different because the more you cook food, the more the flavor "develops".  when stirred together, the "more cooked" and "less cooked" particles will combine and the result is a flavor that has "texture" because there is a greater differential between each particle of each ingredient.  You should still stir your food though, because otherwise it will evaporate too much moisture from the bottom and begin to burn.
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 Picture this: BASH, except every command automatically generates an "undo"
 command which is the exact inverse of whatever the interpreter executed. These
 undo commands are stored in a file and you can move forward, backward, and
 jump around like you're a chronomancer.
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 [clicking "Back" 25 times because you just want to see the federated timeline
 but there's no way to get there without scrolling through all the things you
 looked at from your personal timeline]
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 @user-883 
 
 I'm 29, and I had Pokemon Silver growing up. However I bought it used, and the
 battery was worn out or something because it wouldn't save! But still I played
 that single game for months on my gameboy color, trying to see how far I could
 get. I had a level 40+ Totodile (or was it Crocanaw? I forget) and
 unfortunately one day I took it on a 30 minute car ride, expecting the battery
 to last at least 30 minutes, but unbeknownst to my child self there was
 construction on the way, which turned it into a 4+ hour drive. I couldn't
 believe it! The battery died, and I lost my save file... I was heartbroken. T.T
 
 Next time I played, I learned a lot. I actually read some of the dialogue
 text, and learned you could use pokeballs to capture pokemon
 
 I was so dumb I was using a single character to get through the game. What a
 n00b.
 
 Anyway when my mom heard about my tribulations she bought me Pokemon Gold,
 which I played quite a bit less. I was focused on other things you see, like
 Dragon Warrior Three. Alas.
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 The design is simple: Have an array of function pointers that need to be
 assigned to a thread. Then, have a manager thread read through that array, and
 for every non-zero value put it into a thread-specific array. Those threads
 will read through their personal  array and execute whichever function is
 pointed to by the function pointer placed in their todo-list by the manager
 function.
 
 ... I'm too stupid to make it happen though. Writing code is hard.
A screenshot of some C code.
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[picture of a mastodon post that's 15 characters over the limit. So I decided to just put the contents of the post here instead, where there's an extra five hundred ish characters to work with.]  men are my favorite part of humanity. Well, aside from women. It's pretty much tied in my mind, they're both pretty great.  what's that? you don't know why? oh well let me tell you...!  there once was a man who lived somewhere that gave him a pretty good tan. he was strong because he liked using his body, and he was friendly because he liked how it felt to be adored. he helped those weaker than him, because he knew they would help him when he was weakened, whether by age, sickness, or injury.  then, came the witch. she told him that there was a promised land, and that all he had to do to reach it was to take unto his hand this sword that she handed to the man, and slay his greatest of rivals.  but the man turned down her plan, and he embraced his rival as a friend. for they were together, in the end, and it turns out they were super duper gay and really reallllllly into each other. and the witch was like "damn I was trying to teach morality or something" and she went off to pout in the shade of a willow tree.  [end text]
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 the feral urge to do ERP in a seedy cantina in The Old Republic
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A two panelled meme.  First panel shows a guy kneeling down beside a pool with another person up to their neck in water. The kneeling guy says "Senpai of the pool, what is your wisdom"  Second panel zooms in on the Senpai's face, who says "what the fuck did you just call me"
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 I had a dream about "what if people listened to me" and it was a melancholy
 kind of sad, the kind that comes after a great tribulation as one picks up the
 pieces.
 
 Food is so important, people grow tired of the same thing every day. They say
 an army marches on its stomach, and our stomachs these days are accustomed to
 variety, taste, and plenty.
 
 It would get better, give it time, and in time our wounds would heal. But
 wouldn't you rather persist in this timeline, the one that isn't doomed, and
 instead flourish in the ways inertia brings us? Capitalism must fall, of
 course, but it will fall of its own accord after we've done our best to
 maintain the world we live in.
 
 "better to be starting from scratch, than lose your path"
 
 ... Yeah, okay, true, but just like justice is its own reward, so too is
 hardship it's own burden.
 
 *you can't eat justice* 
 
 No, but at least you aren't enslaving anyone.
 
 *they would be slaves still, without your patronage* 
 
 Liberation for all comes later, I guess. First up is building a safe and
 stable home for us.
 
 *safe and stable... Like the one you have now? Like the kind the Democrats
 promise?*
 
 Yes, but ideological purity calls me to believe that slavery should not be
 accepted. It should not be something we condone. And yet they do, albeit
 indirectly, and so I am perplexed.
 
 *if you want good food, live in the country. Hence why all the suburbs are
 empty.*
 
 ... Anyway, 3am musings, gonna program a bit and go to sleep again...
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