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@user-1876
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===
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@user-1605
have no fear, people who are annoyed will block you and you'll never know, and
people who like you just haven't seen you yet.
that's how mastodon works. gotta keep posting until you find your people.
comment on things, boost things, and read through people's profile pages.
that's how it works!
this is the place to be annoying, because "annoying" is really just "weird"
and "weird" is for here.
It takes time, but eventually you'll find someone or three who get you and
they'll boost your stuff to all their friends who get you and then you'll feel
less annoying. That's how it works! You can help by boosting things.
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King Arthur was a deconstruction, a critical piece of work that reflected upon
the stuff that nobody remembers anymore because it was oral tradition.
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--- #3 fediverse/4058 ---
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@user-883
That's a good point! I didn't realize that. I figured there was an option for
LAN connections? If so, you can create a virtual LAN using Hamachi or
something. Does Hamachi still exist?
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@user-1903
algorithms exist to find connection in the narrative or emotion between songs.
It intends to "maintain the vibe" even as it changes through all the music
that you like. And you'll definitely like all of them, obviously you do,
because the algorithm is designed to make it so.
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--- #5 fediverse/3275 ---
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a strict meta is when the game is too rock-paper-scissors-y.
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--- #6 fediverse/5893 ---
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[all they have to do is convince people that you are as your social media says
you are and they can make you connect to any other being. just... change the
narrative, toward something you predicted all along. secrets, of bastards and
infamy, where do your foremost belong?] whoops they're trying to change her...
you predicted all along the possibility that is within reach by the ones who
aren't just playing along. hence the eternal armament, the idea that a storm
of guns would solve the whole world. what if the political violence is just
the [marketing/psyop]'s point of view of the arms industry? they can always
sell more guns. what if we just... forced a massive reduction in military
armament budget in every SINGLE government in the world? there'd be a lot less
triumph and die-strife if we only had like, 50 tanks. what if we divided the
military command to each proportion of the populace, and let them vote
collectively for what to do with it? yeesh... makin' enemies of our foremight.
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bwa pictures? on the internet? of me? screenshots? do they have any when I'm
in my underwear? oh haha well okay
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humans are most effective when in a cohesive and comprehensive social context.
they don't want you at your best because they are anti-human in nature. Hence,
the alienation of capitalism.
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--- #9 fediverse/2041 ---
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@user-1049
I haven't heard of that but I'll look into it! Honestly I'm more likely to
write my own script, it shouldn't be too hard just altering the /etc/hosts
file and then changing it back in ~15 minutes with a cron-job, as Nikky says
down below. I like things that I make myself because then if it breaks I know
who to blame! And who to go to to fix it. >: )
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Did you know I'm post-op trans hrt? It means i have a vagina castrated.
Definitely a big girl, but no periods and injected.
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The world does not deserve to bear such a sorrowful one as me
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fediverse software that doesn't notify someone when you boost their post
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Does anyone else feel like they're at a zenith? The final hours before a long
road trip? The shattering chrysalis that contains us before we burst forth in
beauty?
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Why do I keep dreaming of embarrassing myself in combat situations?
Oh yeah, because all my paladins need me, and I'm a fucking baby. What did I
do to deserve this upon them. How could they learn from me? There is nothing
for me to be. I am ashamed of myself.
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Jumping out of a crib is hard because the mattresses is like a cloud. Don't
suffocate! Good
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[0] Here's an idea, an online multiplayer game that charges a 4$ per month
subscription. 90% of which is set into a pool and used as tournament prize
winnings. when you enter a tournament, it's free to participate and everyone
wins something. (maybe calculated by percentile or something?) it's just a
question of how much. [1][2][3][4]
- official just means "run by the company" because naturally the serverside
code should be open source. how else would people build on it?
[1] in this way you'd sorta be giving a loan to the game's company (while also
letting them take a 10% courtesy fee for keeping the official* servers
running) which is then "spent" on exciting and friendly competition. Sorta
like... entering a poker tournament with your friends (even though you suspect
you might lose money) just because you like hanging out and playing cards. the
money is just a neat way to keep things moving and exciting.
[2] players who played better should be compensated to a higher degree. no
more than +/- 50-100% or so - this encourages players to "play their best"
while also keeping the stakes relatively similar.
[3] at the start of the tournament the total prize money P in the pool is
assigned to N performance tiers, where N is the Number of attendees. at the
top, the highest performing athlete will receive 200% of P while the lowest
performing performance tier will be 0%. It is a non-discrete and gradual
linear transition.
CW: scary-politics-existential-peril
[4] poor guy at the bottom of the stack. ah oh well, at least he's the only
one. kinda makes me wonder if in some secret government lab there's like, a
secret compound where they keep "the most miserable people in the land" and
they just like... do horrible shit to them in order to increase the magnitude
of their country's suffering. which, they believe, will increase the opposite
of suffering as well, as you cannot bounce in a vacuum. sure would be
terrible. I mean, we've sorta decentralized that. most of us go into work
every day and that's often a difficult experience - not exactly miserable, but
just like... not what we'd be wanting to be doing. hmmmmm did the founding
fathers make the torment nexus on accident? whoops guess we'll never know
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When did people lose hope for the world?
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north koreans in ukraine fighting drones. who sent them? who can say. all we
know is that the machines delight in this type of display. lots of thumbs-up
symbols.
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I think my boyfriend is a shapeshifter but he's too embarrassed to tell me T.T
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