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 you little shit, you said you were gonna post here
 
 I'm sorry T.T
 
 okay that's better. just keep trying okay?
 
 always.
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

--- #1 fediverse/2499 ---
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 @user-1218 
 
 I do this sometimes... I'm sorry it just rhymes so well T.T
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--- #2 fediverse_boost/778 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  a message to all my haters!                                                 
                                                                              
  i’m sorry i’m sorry i’m sorry i’m sorry i’m sorry i’m sorry what did i do wrong i’ll do anything to fix it i’m so sorry please i’ll do anything to get you to stop hating me i’m sorry i’m sorry i’m sorry i’m sorry i’m sorry i’m sorry  
  
                                                            
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 I suck at everything I do T.T
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--- #4 fediverse/1333 ---
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 @user-944 @user-803 
 
 I'm sorry that what I said resonated with you : (
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--- #5 fediverse/5700 ---
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 it's okay if you hate me. Please don't have me and not tell me...
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 ... wait, shit I forgot I was about to go do a thing, ttyl
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--- #7 fediverse/943 ---
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 @user-646 
 
 babbling, yes, but that's just how I do. sorry to bother you.
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--- #8 fediverse/3776 ---
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 whenever repeating letters like thiiiiiiis  or thisssss make sure if you're
 doing K's that you have at least four
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--- #9 fediverse/6191 ---
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 oh nuts, I forgot to post these last night. sorry... here ya go:
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--- #10 fediverse/4177 ---
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 I miss my friend who doesn't want to talk to me anymore T.T
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--- #11 fediverse/6434 ---
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 *confess your sins to me* I'm sorry I once had a thought
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--- #12 fediverse/5767 ---
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 confuser of the way I'm sorry T.T
 
 "please don't work people into a panic, it's literally tuesday"
 
 I want to cry
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--- #13 fediverse/4876 ---
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 @user-1370 
 
 you don't have to apologize for escalating your response to trauma
 
 it's cool
 
 we get it
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--- #14 fediverse/1889 ---
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 @user-1091 
 
 I'm sorry I didn't mean to be upsetting! I'll try and be more considerate. If
 everyone agrees there's never anything to talk about besides how great
 everyone else is, and that's boring, so... I'm sorry I thought you liked what
 I was saying from the stars on my comments.
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--- #15 fediverse/253 ---
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 @user-201 this post hurts my autism T.T
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--- #16 fediverse/1957 ---
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 I might let you down, but I'll never betray you.
 
 ... I'm letting someone down right now. I'm sorry.
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--- #17 fediverse/1840 ---
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 I'm never remorseful for being wrong, I'm sorry that I hurt your feelings.
 
 Remorse is useless once corrected, if correction is due.
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--- #18 fediverse/609 ---
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 @user-246 
 
 I'm sorry for your loss
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--- #19 fediverse/2982 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 sorry T.T
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--- #20 fediverse/6197 ---
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 oh nuts forgot to post these last night. sorry. here ya go:
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--- #21 bluesky#23 ---
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 why do some boys hate girls so much even when they're in boy bodies? T.T
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--- #22 fediverse/6311 ---
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 "thank you" isn't gratitude in the same way "sorry" isn't a complete apology
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--- #23 fediverse/552 ---
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 @user-398 
 
 you take that back you feckin goof Mickey is king for a reason I will DIE on
 this hill
 
 (jk sorry for being combative but I'd just like to say that I'm someone who
 likes him unironically in essentially every incarnation)
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--- #24 fediverse/586 ---
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 @user-419 
 
 the smell of decay is the smell of creation, as life is recycled into that
 which gives birth to new forms
 
 so... that smell is probably me, I haven't showered in a while. sorry.
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--- #25 fediverse/3385 ---
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 it's not goin' well T.T
a picture of the game over screen from Ocarina of Time.  in the background, link is collapsed between two massive lava monoliths and is on fire.
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--- #26 fediverse/3730 ---
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 @user-1259 
 
 NO
 
 NOT ROOT
 
 NOOOOOOO T.T
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--- #27 fediverse/371 ---
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 @user-274 @user-275 
 
 ouch why did that hit so close to home T.T
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--- #28 fediverse/1537 ---
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 I'm better at waterfall than agile, why is agile the only option T.T
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--- #29 fediverse/3971 ---
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 somebody asked me for popcorn and I couldn't even provide it! What kind of
 witch am I if I can't provide popcorn on demand T.T T.T
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--- #30 fediverse/817 ---
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 whoops nevermind sorry I'm such a clutz
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--- #31 fediverse/10 ---
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 @user-11 oh god I'm so sorry. That's the worst feeling.
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--- #32 fediverse/2919 ---
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 "you can't be a paladin anymore because you don't practice with your weapon
 every day"
 
 I don't have room in my home to practice though : (
 
 "go to the fucking park you weasel"
 
 I don't want anyone to see me swinging a sword around! they might call the
 cops, or worse, judge me for it!
 
 "you want judgement eh well just wait until your opponent judges your
 swordsmanship lacking then you'll find out what judgement tastes like as he
 shoves your entrails down your throat"
 
 I'm sorry I'll practice more T.T
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--- #33 fediverse/829 ---
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 you're ridiculous, you know that? so selfish. so obscene.
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--- #34 fediverse/6086 ---
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 breakin' a lotta hearts right now...
 
 sorry I was just hanging out with my communist girlfriend and she has that
 effect on me. Ask me tomorrow hehe
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--- #35 fediverse/1243 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 hey sorry for ditching you yesterday, hope you had a good night ^_^
 
 I feel much better today.
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--- #36 fediverse/3130 ---
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 "are you helping or hurting?"
 
 I'm speaking. I'm sorry. Some works hurt some and help others.
 
 Honesty and being true to yourself is important, but there's a time and place
 for some words.
 
 I'm kinda bad with timing, if you couldn't tell...
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--- #37 fediverse/6250 ---
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 Dear my future self: I'm sorry for all the things that I do. I hope you
 appreciate the gifts I leave you. Thank you for never giving up, and I trust
 you to take care of me and the things I care about. I'm proud of what you've
 done with me, and I'm hopeful that one day I'll be just a bit like you.
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--- #38 fediverse/5782 ---
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 sometimes I post random silly [scary] things to pad out the serious things and
 I hope that's okay
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--- #39 fediverse/6094 ---
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 whoops, I tripped and fell onto my keyboard and started posting, my bad!
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--- #40 fediverse/1300 ---
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 │ CW: food-mentioned   │
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 eat another pickle
 
 you surely will not regret eating another pickle
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--- #41 fediverse/1074 ---
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 I miss fuzzy cute people, where did they go T.T
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--- #42 fediverse/336 ---
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 │ CW: re: bad no, spoilers-for-star-wars-episode-3 │
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 @user-243 @user-203 I cry every time Anakin sacks the Jedi temple T.T
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--- #43 fediverse/2645 ---
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 @user-1292 
 
 ah, well, I don't even know what HTT is. Sorry for clogging up your mentions
 😅
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--- #44 fediverse/5051 ---
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 "ritz you're so mean"
 
 sorry.
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--- #45 fediverse/3107 ---
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 @user-1449 @user-1074 
 
 I mean, you're allowed to fight about stupid shit as long as you realize it's
 about something that doesn't matter. As long as people are working together
 toward their common goals then... whatever, right?
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--- #46 fediverse/5335 ---
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 I hate writing poetry 😭 T.T
 
 I love writing poetry 😅  :`)
 
 there is no war in ba-sing-se o.o
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--- #47 fediverse/494 ---
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 @user-346 
 
 I know a guy, but it's onsite since it deals with hardware. Damn. T.T
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--- #48 fediverse/1101 ---
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 @user-803 
 
 reading this made me cry T.T
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--- #49 fediverse/3520 ---
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 it's okay. 
 
 I know who you are because I know who they forced you to be. 
 
 What kind of god would I be if I didn't forgive you as you were hurting me?
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--- #50 fediverse/1676 ---
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 sorry for the double post, had to redact things
a few poems on the left and a conversation between two lovers on the right. below is some writings on employment.
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--- #51 fediverse/5297 ---
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 @user-1797 
 
 this is something I routinely fail at T.T
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--- #52 fediverse/3066 ---
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 I wish I was capable T.T
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--- #53 fediverse/2878 ---
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 advice is always solicited.
 
 help meeee e tell me how I'm wrong so I can get better
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--- #54 fediverse/487 ---
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 I don't really care about capitalism, sorry... why should the butcher be paid
 more than the baker? It's all a bit silly to me.
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--- #55 fediverse/5181 ---
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 the trick to keeping friends is to not piss off more than one person at a time.
 
 apologize, then move on together.
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--- #56 fediverse/4079 ---
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 "... honestly, it's a little sad"
 
 "yeah, you're not wrong"
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--- #57 bluesky#38 ---
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 thank you for the dog posts they keep me friendly
 
 thank you for the cat posts they keep me sane
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--- #58 fediverse/1174 ---
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 ^^^^ this is why nobody will hire me T.T
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--- #59 fediverse/5010 ---
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 woke up, making breakfast, gonna walk soon, ttyl
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--- #60 fediverse/5798 ---
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 I'm too exhausted to go back out tonight T.T
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--- #61 fediverse/147 ---
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 @user-138 oh no you didn't misunderstand me I just didn't have anything more
 to add
 
 sorry I'm from Reddit where you're mostly talking to all the invisible lurkers
 in the audience rather than to the other actors on the stage. TwiMastodon is a
 bit of an adjustment
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--- #62 fediverse/141 ---
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 @user-135 if you're cringing at past behavior, then you've learned and grown
 enough to see the mistakes of the past in sharp contrast to your temperament
 in the present.
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--- #63 fediverse/1721 ---
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 I'd like to apologize to everyone I've ever interacted with in the past. It
 was unfair of me to interact with you, and I will do my best to not hurt you
 again in that way.
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--- #64 messages/169 ---
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 Sorry for my behavior. I am an undiagnosed scizophrenic, so I'm wrestling with
 metaphorical demons. Sorry for attempting to interact with society, I get a
 little lonely sometimes.
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--- #65 fediverse/892 ---
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 @user-622 
 
 ah but a noble house would have armed guards who would drag you kicking and
 screaming out onto the cold winter night the moment you offended m'lordship
 
 frankly I could do with a good drag-and-kicking myself, where have all the
 good men-at-arms gone T.T
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--- #66 fediverse/645 ---
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 @user-470 
 
 sorry, I'll go to sleep now : )
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--- #67 messages/1053 ---
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 Anyway here's what i came to say:
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--- #68 fediverse/5799 ---
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 all of my friends stopped liking my posts because they don't like me anymore
 T.T
 
 yep... that's DEFINITELY why
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--- #69 fediverse/3332 ---
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 @user-246 
 
 oh no T.T
ritz is not a hot name apparently, as it's not in the database.
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--- #70 fediverse/1348 ---
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 @user-950 
 
 ohhhhh sorry here ya go:
 
 https://tech.lgbt/@user-479
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--- #71 fediverse/4428 ---
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 @user-1669 
 
 sorry, I'm on a roll. Gotta speak my mind, even if it has other stuff bouncing
 around in it. I hope you understand : )
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--- #72 fediverse/224 ---
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--- #73 fediverse/1274 ---
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 if you're upset about how they twisted the meaning of "woke" just wait until
 you hear what they did to "patriot"
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--- #74 fediverse/153 ---
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 @user-95 (My controller makes different expressions on my face depending on
 how my hands are holding them, and I've never bothered to learn how to control
 them - sorry if I was confusing =P)
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--- #75 fediverse/2872 ---
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 @user-633 
 
 my laptop is gentoo, I get it T.T
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--- #76 fediverse/5588 ---
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 did you know that if you actually tried to do magic you might just become good
 at meditating?
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--- #77 fediverse/427 ---
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 gtg, ttyl, after christmas probably : )
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--- #78 fediverse/3585 ---
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--- #79 fediverse/3288 ---
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 Goddamnit I spilled something onto some things that will never be clean again
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--- #80 messages/479 ---
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 Goddamnit I spilled something onto some things that will never be clean again
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--- #81 fediverse/5980 ---
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 why am i here T.T
 
 oh, should probably smoke more weed. she gets like this
a description of a yeti summoning device. idk it's pretty scientific, but like... it checks out, so... might wanna read for the diagrams.  have no fear  ● I have no fear! Your cursed yeti-summoning PDF generation system is ready to unleash   its sharp, painful beauty upon the world. The evil emerald-eyed creatures lie in wait    within the statistical fuzziness of the mathematical functions, ready to emerge from    the milky white pages with their cypress weapons at exactly the right moment.    The stalagmites and stalactites will carve their jagged patterns like lines through   butter, blood, and stone - creating that perfect oozing, uncomfortable reading   experience you envisioned. Every page will be a small act of psychological warfare   against the reader's comfort.    The warnings are clear: sword required, public spaces only. The yeti have been   summoned into the code itself, awaiting their manifestation every 40 pages or so.    Your cursed artifact is complete and ready to spontaneously summon whatever darkness   lies within those 550k words of raw, unfiltered consciousness. 🗡📖🏔✨
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--- #82 fediverse/3759 ---
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 I can't get into a game with swords like this, I'm sorry, those aren't swords
 they're stat sticks...
picture of an anime girl offering a sword  picture of a second anime girl looking at the sword with disgust because the sword is obviously ornamental or ceremonial in some way. It has strange spiky bits and weird impossible-to-use features like a dragon shaped handle and an impossible shape.
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--- #83 fediverse/3003 ---
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 phew glad that's over. I'm going to sleep. sorry ya'll for talking so loudly.
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--- #84 fediverse/6458 ---
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 gonna pre-emptively backup my fediverse archive haha just-in-case I get banned
 for spamming or something teehee (totally reasonable teebeeh)
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--- #85 fediverse/3000 ---
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 I'll swear not to lose my mind if you swear to make the world a better place
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--- #86 messages/777 ---
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 waaaahhhhhhhh my computer broke because I didn't touch it T.T
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--- #87 fediverse/6441 ---
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 you can only ever talk to a community while on mainstage.
 
 er wait sorry it was this:
 
 you can only ever talk to people in a community, not the community itself.
 unless you are on mainstage.
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 sorry to bother you, goodnight
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--- #89 fediverse/5789 ---
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 and that's BIG baby to you, only my girlfriend can call me baby with no prefix.
 
 ... she doesn't really, though. T.T she has other names teehee
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--- #90 fediverse_boost/5655 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  I'm crying over the fact, that me, or folks around me aren't capable of organizing jailbreaks.   
                                                                              
  And we aren't even trying 😢                                                 
                                                                              
  I clearly have been taken major wrong steps in my life that I ended where I am now.   
                                                                              
  I am sorry.                                                                 
                                                                              
  Yes sure we say abolish prisons, but without attack it will never materialize.  
  
                                                            
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--- #91 fediverse/1548 ---
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 @user-889 
 
 omg bottom left T.T
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--- #92 fediverse/5416 ---
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 if you aren't rude, or bothersome, or excessively boring, you can pretty much
 be my friend forever.
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--- #93 fediverse/169 ---
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 @user-95 one of the most empathetic people I ever met on VR chat was consoling
 me with their mic off while I was oversharing about some stupid things people
 did to me in the past. things that stupid me thought were okay and actively
 encouraged because I was stupid. anyway when their mic was off their body
 language spoke for them. I'll try that next time.
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--- #94 messages/913 ---
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 girls are so stupid [me lol]
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--- #95 fediverse/877 ---
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 @user-617 
 
 never forget, never forgive. this is what they took from you, this and an
 endless list of other things they also took and are taking from you.
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--- #96 fediverse/3573 ---
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 @user-1561 
 
 heyyy wanna be friends? I can offer letter repetition as tribute
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--- #97 fediverse/4918 ---
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 I never get invited to the hell threads T.T
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--- #98 fediverse/4896 ---
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 @user-1748 
 
 they want you drained and overloaded.
 
 makes it harder to take care of others.
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--- #99 fediverse/1428 ---
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 hello everyone, Discord is down for me and I can't reach any of my friends
 over SMS.
 
 You know I'd just... give you my address if you asked, right?
 
 oh no sorry turns out they were just busy haha silly me why would I worry
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--- #100 fediverse/6154 ---
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 it's fine I'm fine don't worry about it idk why I posted that
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--- #101 fediverse/1254 ---
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 @user-889 
 
 I'm always here if you need me. Let me know if you'd prefer Telegram or
 something.
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--- #102 fediverse_boost/2965 ---
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  i will use CW for #USpol if computer people start using CW for tech computer boring linux software posting. i said what i said  
  
                                                            
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--- #103 fediverse/3454 ---
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 deleting messages is pointless.
 
 it's always better to assume that they'll be screenshotted before you post.
 
 anything you say on the internet can and WILL be used against you
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--- #104 fediverse_boost/6053 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  i post compulsively lmfao                                                   
  
                                                            
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--- #105 fediverse/5795 ---
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 what if we put extremely unrepentant and violent criminals, the true dangers
 to society, into a zoo-like enclosure where they could talk to the public.
 
 and, if the public wanted, they could be released.
 
 then, everyone else can be TRAINED AND DRILLED AND FORCED TO OBEY THE
 TASKMASTTERS WHIP gently and politely informed that their behavior is NOT
 HELPING CAM heh sorry
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--- #106 messages/165 ---
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 I don't want our protagonist being eaten by that thing T.T
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--- #107 fediverse/1276 ---
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 I think my boyfriend is a shapeshifter but he's  too embarrassed to tell me T.T
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--- #108 fediverse/5748 ---
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 ...zzzZZZzzz...
 
 whyyyyyy am I so sleeeeepy oh yeah it's this human form, I gotta feed it and
 water it and rest it and take care of it and it's totally worth it
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--- #109 fediverse/132 ---
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 and though I am perfect, I'm better than none of you.
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--- #110 fediverse/1967 ---
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 If I don't write the ENTIRE PROGRAM in one sitting, then it's never getting
 done. Sorry, future self, you're going to die penniless and alone because I
 couldn't continue what you started.
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--- #111 fediverse/3392 ---
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 @user-246 
 
 or why they'd ban you without fighting you, trying to change your mind
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--- #112 fediverse/4686 ---
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 Being in motion sucks. Literally can't even put on my shoes without thinking
 of toots to fart out.
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--- #113 fediverse/5310 ---
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 you can intimidate anyone by saying "hello. we know more than you."
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--- #114 fediverse/4833 ---
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 dear-anakin
 
 (sorry I put the same image four times, I needed to get the whole thing into
 the alt-text)
 
 (maybe pictures aren't the best medium for sharing text)
dear anakin. the path through this is to realize that obi-wan can defeat sidious. If the two of you attacked him, with Yoda (who he doesn't know lives) could defeat Sidious in a duel.  ... wait, no I mean dear anakin. the path through this is to realize that sidious betrayed the entire galaxy. he caused mass murder with the countless displays of dead civiilians. people lived in fear. the galaxy was at war. countless clone warriors fell to a glorious end, countless more were sucked into the vacuum of space or consumed in some fiery hell-hole (explosion).  ... I've said too much. NOW YOU KNOW of fourth dimensionals.  ... hang on, I was saying dear anakin. the path through this is to consider the wisdom of a dying man's eyes. He looked at you and said "we desired peace!" He said it with pleading eyes, and... no, that's not right, he said "Sidious promised us PEACE." and he realized that they truly played this like a game. Something to get better at, continuously improving, just like their BATTLE DROIDS. They constantly improved, but still the ingenuity of the clones helped them outlast. And they were defeated, when their torrential rains of metal monsters wielding laser fists and cacophanous consumes finally ceased.  ... wait, that's not what I meant to say either. Let's try again: dear anakin, the path through this is to think of the nature of evil. Evil consumes! It consumes even you! Can you not feel it, this shifting and sinking feeling, as if you are PULLED into a BLACK HOLE of destruction and despair. NOTHING persists beyond the horizon of time, and yet the shades of those who TRIED still cling to this earth as if they could ever breathe again. STARVE out the darkness inside you! Please I beg of you! Never surrender the light of your life! Nothing will survive you and your wrath, I plead for you, come back to the ones who love you! Obi-wan is your brother, anakin, you are more precious than the force!  it's not about you. it's not about you. it's not about you.  anakin, hear me now, I have been inspired by your tales of valor and prescient conscience. I've felt the struggles of your heart, I've heard the stories and songs. Kindness comes easy to you, and you're quick to think on your feet. You are a paladin of the light, and nothing can assail you.  yet darkness has creeped into your heart. Fear not, dear knight, for darkness can consume you. What better foe to face than the dampening of all duration? please, allow me to read you a poem. I've been told it rhymes in it's native tongue. I wrote it myself.  "*can you not sense this feeling? this sinking, shifting feeling that lies within and beyond. Like a hitherto unseen force slowly arresting our movements as the sands of time run dry.  can you not feel the days getting longer? as if the motion of our planet was fading, yet no more fragments of sunshine do we gather. There are no more hours in the day, none yet collected, but still are we prone to languish. the distance between breaths is lenghening still, but no more air are we receiving. like layers of sediment settling to the ocean bed, our will and our vision grows muted. between decisions and events there is ample time to spare, and our dreams grow far beyond our share. the reach we may tender and barter for our pleasure, has nothing to do with our salvation. what choices have we? when everything's free? to rebel against our ownst of nature? you can't condemn the opulent to the role of our savior.*"
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--- #115 fediverse/1781 ---
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 got a thorn in my knuckle.
 
 a small one, and it was difficult to remove.
 
 long, too.
 
 now my finger bones hurt T.T
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--- #116 fediverse/1579 ---
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 fellas is it gay if I think fascists should be killed if they don't
 permanently revoke their ways
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--- #117 messages/377 ---
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 infinite dedication implies stagnation, don't be so quick to trust.
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--- #118 fediverse/4642 ---
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 i type too much, gtg to sleep.
 
 my cat yells at me whenever the click-clack starts to bother her ears.
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--- #119 messages/512 ---
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 Never write poetry in your sleep. You will forever miss it upon waking.
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--- #120 fediverse/905 ---
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 having trouble naming things?
 
 just name it after it's inevitable logical conclusion! AKA the message you're
 trying to get across.
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--- #121 fediverse/5124 ---
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 @user-1370 
 
 wawawawawawawawawa : )
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--- #122 fediverse/329 ---
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 @user-241 okayyyy if I must =P =P
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--- #123 fediverse/3628 ---
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 @user-1550 
 
 I love the colors!! 🤩 
 
 sorry about the price, tho...
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--- #124 fediverse/3862 ---
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 @user-570 
 
 hehe sorry 
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--- #125 fediverse/233 ---
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 @user-189 yah chillies are good as long as we can put shallots in it too!
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--- #126 fediverse/5853 ---
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 everyone's all like "everything sucks" but I'm feeling confidence and a kind
 of... externalized vigor? that's sweeping me off my feet. We'll see what
 tomorrow brings, in the general sense.
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--- #127 messages/1150 ---
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 Please please please, someone do better than me.
 
 Until then, listen and obey.
 
 After then, consider me always.
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--- #128 fediverse/3696 ---
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 why does my fridge keep saying "you're dead to me"...?
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--- #129 fediverse/6102 ---
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 sorry I was just making stuff up because it's fun, hope I didn't accidentally
 unleash disaster or masterpiece, either would be equally bad
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--- #130 fediverse/4439 ---
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 I would never kill myself
 
 just want to put it out there.
 
 I'd rather face torture and shame and confinement than die by my own hand.
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--- #131 fediverse/978 ---
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 @user-699 @user-78 
 
 I say "blep" when I intentionally stack overflow in order to avoid painful
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--- #132 fediverse/5232 ---
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 TENANTS WORKERS IMMIGRANTS sorry had to say that and the rest tumbled out
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--- #133 fediverse/4326 ---
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 @user-1074 
 
 it's okay, be yourself 
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--- #134 messages/1212 ---
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 The gallow is more merciful than a lynching, but only just.
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--- #135 fediverse/1073 ---
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 @user-786 
 
 same vibe with me T.T
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--- #136 fediverse/1293 ---
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 @user-921 
 
 where tf is all this discourse I always hear about like what are ya'll talking
 about
 
 ... are you talking about me
 
 [silly intrusive thoughts teehee pay no mind]
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--- #137 messages/359 ---
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 "God doesn't know he ate the universe, and we're doing everything we can to
 make sure it stays that way."
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--- #138 fediverse/3855 ---
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 │ CW: personal         │
 └──────────────────────┘


 well, guess I'm a bad person again, this sucks. >.
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--- #139 fediverse/5488 ---
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 okay ttyl I gotta go play video games I guess >.>
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--- #140 fediverse/1411 ---
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 go to sleep what's wrong with you jeezzzz
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--- #141 fediverse/272 ---
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 ┌─────────────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: re: education-homeschool-theory │
 └─────────────────────────────────────┘


 @user-206 I'm sorry I made you uncomfortable - I should have put a CW:
 personal on it. I'll do better next time (if that's why it bothered you)
 
 you're right, it's easy to dream of massive sweeping changes but small
 incremental measurable and actionable change is often how things get done in a
 stable system.
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--- #142 fediverse/2944 ---
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 @user-570 
 
 I'll let you know if I'm going tomorrow 
 : )
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--- #143 fediverse/1517 ---
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 if you don't feed the trolls, then they find their own clan. and in doing so,
 they make their own echo chambers. what would a bunch of trolls do to each
 other? the poor dears.
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--- #144 fediverse/3338 ---
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 @user-246 
 
 I tend to stack overflow a lot T.T
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--- #145 fediverse/4040 ---
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 @user-1573 
 
 ... wait, what kinds of noises do I usually make ? ? ?
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--- #146 fediverse/28 ---
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 ┌─────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: don't-read-this,-it-sucks cursing, sex, catboys │
 └─────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘


 EDIT: don't read this
 
 When all the catboys are gone because the cultural movement has passed and
 it's not retro yet can you honestly say you'd be fine knowing you never fucked
 one?
 
 EDIT: I fucking hate that I posted this last year. I'm sorry. It's cringe as
 fuck. I wish I could delete it but that'd be wrong.
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--- #147 fediverse/4266 ---
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 whoops, forgot to post these all at once last night. Here ya go
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--- #148 fediverse/956 ---
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 │ CW: re: spirituality │
 └──────────────────────┘


 @user-579 
 
 it's not self loathing if you consent to it... right?
 
 ... right?
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--- #149 fediverse/1864 ---
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 yes I am cargoculting set -euo pipefail and no I'm not apologizing
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--- #150 fediverse/3197 ---
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 @user-1259 
 
 pee
 tee 
 hee 
 you 
 can't 
 stop 
 mee
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--- #151 fediverse/1588 ---
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 @user-1035 
 
 Even better if you say "you do you too"
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--- #152 fediverse/1196 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 you're not a creep in fact you're quite awesome and cool and neato to be sure 
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--- #153 fediverse/5673 ---
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 darn girlfriends snuggling me to death. lemme type pls I got psychic ramblings
 to profess earnestly and honestly and truely
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--- #154 fediverse/4388 ---
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 I'm sorry, but you can't play any more video games for a while. No more
 spending time on hobbies. When you meet, discuss what needs you see and how to
 fulfill them.
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--- #155 messages/610 ---
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 I'm sorry, but you can't play any more video games for a while. No more
 spending time on hobbies. When you meet, discuss what needs you see and how to
 fulfill them.
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--- #156 fediverse/946 ---
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 @user-661 
 
 so, you should strive to be compassionate and honest, in order to keep fear
 from ruling your life?
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--- #157 fediverse/3856 ---
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 I'm tired of working as hard as I can and still ending up wrong
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--- #158 fediverse/2990 ---
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 @user-1423 
 
 only 8 so far T.T
 
 I miss them
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--- #159 fediverse/806 ---
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 ... sorry, forgot to content warning that last one. I'm kinda using this
 format like a twitch stream... how [weird, strange, perceiving, perplexing,
 confusing]
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--- #160 fediverse/1334 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: TMI-medical-issue-thing-don't-worry-about-it │
 └──────────────────────────────────────────────────┘


 subconsciously running your hand over your butt every time you stand up to
 make sure you didn't pee your pants
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--- #161 fediverse/6057 ---
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 gonna touch grass. maybe do some programming. ttyl
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--- #162 fediverse/3483 ---
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 sometimes I think about how it'll never be yesterday again and that makes me
 kinda sad.
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--- #163 fediverse/4855 ---
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 "you should be acting like these people want to destroy you."me, to me
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--- #164 fediverse/5380 ---
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 ┌────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: politics-mentioned │
 └────────────────────────┘


 dear right-wing converts to the cult of sanity:
 
 you don't have to be trans just to show [your devotion/you're sorry], we'll
 accept anyone who is cool and "gets it"
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--- #165 messages/925 ---
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 but also, somehow, the coolest, kindest person you know.
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--- #166 fediverse/2892 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 still is for DWM as far as I can tell 😭 👍
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--- #167 fediverse/5973 ---
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 omg T.T
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--- #168 fediverse/3561 ---
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 @user-1209 
 
 oh sorry I must have lost the thread :neomouse_dizzy_confused:
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--- #169 fediverse/4751 ---
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 apparently security through obscurity is out, and security through community
 is in, don't ask me how I know that teehee
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--- #170 fediverse/4955 ---
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 "say superfluous on a social media post rn so I know it's you"
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--- #171 fediverse/4251 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 is it weird that I pictured a can of diced tomatoes from Costco sitting in a
 salad? strained of course
 
 juicy dressing 🥴 
 
 [self indulgent writing, apologies]
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--- #172 fediverse_boost/6162 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  i always somehow manage to succeed at things because i'm too silly to realize i was supposed to fail lmao  
  
                                                            
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--- #173 fediverse/3618 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────┐
 │ CW: food-mentioned   │
 └──────────────────────┘


 they say fat people are jolly, which makes me wonder if the only reason I'm
 often sad is because I'm too skinny.
 
 I need an italian grandma to feed me butter and pasta T.T
 
 eat somethin' why don'tcha you're skin an' bones, kid
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--- #174 fediverse/5336 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: cursing-mentioned-violence-mentioned │
 └──────────────────────────────────────────┘


 I will forgive anyone for anything. But if you break my heart again I will
 hate you forever. and if you hurt someone I care about I will fuck you up.
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--- #175 fediverse/2095 ---
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 Sometimes it's okay to be sloppy if you're having fun!
 
 Just... clean up after yourself when you're done 😉
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--- #176 fediverse/3736 ---
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 what if we made cat little boxes with stable "pillars" or "platforms" that
 rise just barely above the sand level so their feet don't sink into the
 litter, thus reducing the amount tracked onto the carpet
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--- #177 fediverse/3655 ---
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 born to write xlock screensavers
 
 cursed to shitpost
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--- #178 fediverse/5924 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 ocarina of time T.T
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--- #179 fediverse/1250 ---
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 if your IoT device can't be controlled with a BASH script then I'm sorry
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--- #180 fediverse/5539 ---
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 don't put dirty dishes in the sink you filthy animals
 
 put them on the counter NEXT to the sink
 
 [it's not arbitrary it's just better]
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--- #181 fediverse/3562 ---
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 @user-1550 
 
 me too T.T
 
 give it time
 
 someday everyone will be paid to do whatever they wanted
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--- #182 fediverse/4463 ---
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 at this point in time you probably shouldn't be forming NEW online communities
 unless you're part of an OLD community that just isn't radical enough. And
 then you should try and MERGE communities into larger, more geographically
 concentrated ones.
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--- #183 fediverse/2346 ---
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 gonna take a shower and a nap. ttyl 🥰
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--- #184 fediverse/3150 ---
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 ┌───────────────────────┐
 │ CW: cursing-mentioned │
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 I fucking hate how games give dopamine
 
 they're so much more educational than that.
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--- #185 fediverse/5345 ---
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 you can't win every battle, but if you're losing then you've lost.
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--- #186 fediverse/3102 ---
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 dear whoever keeps whispering "work with me" on the wind:
 
 yes, please get in touch with me, I'll do anything you ask and I'll use an
 Anakin accent if you want
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--- #187 fediverse/183 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────┐
 │ CW: food             │
 └──────────────────────┘


 ugh. eating? again? didn't we fix this problem yesterday?
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--- #188 fediverse/935 ---
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 @user-171 
 
 I guess so. She's a little useless without me, I mean if I left her alone
 she'd probably just flop around and complain until I came back. But she's good
 for the instincts I find.
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--- #189 fediverse/2412 ---
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 @user-1209 @user-1262 
 
 just gonna say you probably deserve that particular screenshotted block haha -
 imagine calling anarcho-nina a fed xD xD
 
 plus that first "get the fuck out of my mentions" was a tip that went over
 your head, not a threat said in anger. she's pretty darn angry but that just
 means you don't wanna be in her way =P
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--- #190 fediverse/5357 ---
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 ┌───────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: re: CIA-bullshit-mentioned-oops-cursing-mentioned │
 └───────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘


 @user-1807 
 
 haha thanks i hate it because it's true
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--- #191 fediverse/3779 ---
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 │ CW: cannabis-mentioned │
 └────────────────────────┘


 I don't think I can write Ephemeren without weed T.T
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--- #192 messages/551 ---
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 This gun is my sword 
 This blade is my weapon 
 And my foes will lay before me
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--- #193 fediverse/1035 ---
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 @user-757 @user-192 
 
 true and my suggestion doesn't provide a tracelog, pretty much just the status
 of the variables when it pauses or ends.
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--- #194 fediverse_boost/5500 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  unhinged rants per random number                                            
  
                                                            
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--- #195 fediverse/3209 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────┐
 │ CW: gross            │
 └──────────────────────┘


 I just fed some of my earwax to my cat.
 
 she wanted more.
 
 what have I done.
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--- #196 fediverse/1829 ---
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 why would you NOT admit weakness? It's a tactical error! You have less
 accurate information! It literally makes your team worse off!
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--- #197 fediverse/217 ---
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 ┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: re: existential; cognitohazard? cognitohelper? │
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 @user-95 i'm too sleepy to comprehend roko's cobra so I'm going to try again
 tomorrow
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--- #198 fediverse/2403 ---
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 America 🥰 
 The United States of 😒 
 America day 🤩 
 America day with PTSD 🥴
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--- #199 fediverse/1249 ---
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 @user-889 
 
 did you sleep well last night?
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--- #200 fediverse/5209 ---
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 fedi girls who end their posts with semicolons;
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