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 bwa pictures? on the internet? of me? screenshots? do they have any when I'm
 in my underwear? oh haha well okay
Picture of Ritz Malheur
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 @user-883 
 
 no? ! ?
 
 EDIT: but now I have xD xD
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--- #2 fediverse/5657 ---
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 I keep telling myself there's nothing useful on the internet yet still I remain
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 @user-579 
 
 if I'm not in this picture then what am I
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--- #4 fediverse/3351 ---
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 privacy doesn't mean anything on the internet to me because privacy on the
 internet doesn't mean anything to "them"
 
 gestures vaguely, maybe winks once or twice and/or presents an emphasis face
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--- #5 fediverse/4650 ---
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 my life is already ruined. I pee my pants all the time and I got no dollars.
 why shouldn't I be strange on the internet?
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 holy shit I have a lot of laundry to do in the bathtub today. have I really
 not showered all week? ? ?
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--- #7 fediverse/5134 ---
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 don't I have anything better to do?
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 @user-473 
 
 oh, what did you have in mind? : )
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 @user-192 
 
 saw this video a week or so ago, you might be interested
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 I like my room. have you ever been in my room? you'd like it too.
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 Maybe that's why I don't have any friends xD xD
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--- #12 fediverse/3693 ---
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 @user-1584 
 
 vimm.net still seems to be up for me...?
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 deleting messages is pointless.
 
 it's always better to assume that they'll be screenshotted before you post.
 
 anything you say on the internet can and WILL be used against you
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 The only times i wet my pants are when my diaper is full.
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 no one on the internet knows I'm a dog
picture of message telling me to work on my private server : (
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 okay just to clarify: if anyone is recording me or storing data about me, I
 would really prefer if you didn't delete it just because I realized it was
 happening. I like data! It's cool to know such things!
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--- #17 fediverse/5782 ---
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 sometimes I post random silly [scary] things to pad out the serious things and
 I hope that's okay
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 me, saying "hey" to the me in the mirror:
 
 hey
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 @user-1573 
 
 ... wait, what kinds of noises do I usually make ? ? ?
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 Anyway here's what i came to say:
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