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![[picture of a mastodon post that's 15 characters over the limit. So I decided to just put the contents of the post here instead, where there's an extra five hundred ish characters to work with.] men are my favorite part of humanity. Well, aside from women. It's pretty much tied in my mind, they're both pretty great. what's that? you don't know why? oh well let me tell you...! there once was a man who lived somewhere that gave him a pretty good tan. he was strong because he liked using his body, and he was friendly because he liked how it felt to be adored. he helped those weaker than him, because he knew they would help him when he was weakened, whether by age, sickness, or injury. then, came the witch. she told him that there was a promised land, and that all he had to do to reach it was to take unto his hand this sword that she handed to the man, and slay his greatest of rivals. but the man turned down her plan, and he embraced his rival as a friend. for they were together, in the end, and it turns out they were super duper gay and really reallllllly into each other. and the witch was like "damn I was trying to teach morality or something" and she went off to pout in the shade of a willow tree. [end text]](/similar-different/media/3212fc9224646ea7.png "[picture of a mastodon post that's 15 characters over the limit. So I decided to just put the contents of the post here instead, where there's an extra five hundred ish characters to work with.] men are my favorite part of humanity. Well, aside from women. It's pretty much tied in my mind, they're both pretty great. what's that? you don't know why? oh well let me tell you...! there once was a man who lived somewhere that gave him a pretty good tan. he was strong because he liked using his body, and he was friendly because he liked how it felt to be adored. he helped those weaker than him, because he knew they would help him when he was weakened, whether by age, sickness, or injury. then, came the witch. she told him that there was a promised land, and that all he had to do to reach it was to take unto his hand this sword that she handed to the man, and slay his greatest of rivals. but the man turned down her plan, and he embraced his rival as a friend. for they were together, in the end, and it turns out they were super duper gay and really reallllllly into each other. and the witch was like \"damn I was trying to teach morality or something\" and she went off to pout in the shade of a willow tree. [end text]")
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![as soon as the gods noticed what I was doing, they tried to distract me. *sigh*, I guess I'll go minigolfing with you. Sure, let's go on a hike. Okay, restaurant sounds nice. Yeah, I'll snuggle you. oy, I'm trying to start a revolution here, and it's so damn hard (years not moments) ... been listening to green day recently, I see. HMMMMM okay all I'll say is that I wanted to WIN a revolution, not just... have one in general. I had the [austerity/audacity] to dream of what came next, and how we could organize through the motion. I've never read Marx. Not my thing. I've read what people say about it and it's usually like, "you should read this thing" and not "there are helpful things in it" with a subtle and often unsead "if you spend all your effort reading you won't do the things" and then you go and read it and it's like "here's how you avoid the climate change of human needs" and you're like hmmmm yes I see we should build guillotines and it's like "wait I missed a step can you" and then the kings get d](/similar-different/media/f9ecfa46b0b58ac5.png "as soon as the gods noticed what I was doing, they tried to distract me. *sigh*, I guess I'll go minigolfing with you. Sure, let's go on a hike. Okay, restaurant sounds nice. Yeah, I'll snuggle you. oy, I'm trying to start a revolution here, and it's so damn hard (years not moments) ... been listening to green day recently, I see. HMMMMM okay all I'll say is that I wanted to WIN a revolution, not just... have one in general. I had the [austerity/audacity] to dream of what came next, and how we could organize through the motion. I've never read Marx. Not my thing. I've read what people say about it and it's usually like, \"you should read this thing\" and not \"there are helpful things in it\" with a subtle and often unsead \"if you spend all your effort reading you won't do the things\" and then you go and read it and it's like \"here's how you avoid the climate change of human needs\" and you're like hmmmm yes I see we should build guillotines and it's like \"wait I missed a step can you\" and then the kings get d")
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║ │ I am a former FBI Computer Scientist that worked in the Philadelphia Division of the FBI, and was promoted to Cyber Division Headquarters; during my time I worked on numerous criminal and national security matters, and had the fortunate opportunity to see the direct impact my job had in making America safer and saving lives. Since leaving the FBI, I've worked as a Privacy and Security engineer for companies such as Twitter and Google. I am also an Eagle Scout who continues to live by the code and ethics set since I was a young child. │ ║
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║ │ I am writing to share how horrified I am with regards to the existential threats that my friends and former colleagues face right now. The acting director of the FBI was ordered to provide a list of all employees who worked on any January 6th matter; this includes not just Special Agents, but Intelligence Analysts, Computer Forensics Examiners, Computer Scientists, and more. These cases were lawfully investigated, supported by Judges, followed due process, and in many cases resulted in convictions by jury. These employees were doing their job, and are now threatened for following the oath we all swore. I fear not only for their safety, but also the safety of our country as these employees not only investigated these matters, but numerous others that have immediate impact on national security and saving lives, just like my career had done. Our foreign adversaries are using this as an opportunity, right now, to attack our country. Please use your voice to support the FBI and its employees immediately. │ ║
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sometimes I like playing two lofi/ambient playlists at once. if they don't
sync up I switch one of them until it feels fine.
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I feel like any family member that cared about another person would forgive
them for how they behaved in the past. like... "I was a stressed and depressed
little boy, now I'm a blossoming flower. Treat me like a flower. This is who I
am."
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@user-882
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Just configured Wake on LAN so I can turn on my desktop from anywhere. As long
as I have the right SSH key...
Couldn't figure out how to do Wake on WAN, which I think is somehow more
secure. This way uses a small jump from a separate tiny computer which is
always on.
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what if instead of federating social media instances we federated users instead
why not have an account on each and every mastodon instance? then just RSS
feeder yourself and boom suddenly you can customize your identity on each
fediverse house.
maybe with a checkbox of which instances you'd like to post to on your "submit
link or text post" button
study encryption kids
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║ │ NEW YORK—Admitting that they had been working for several years without any discernible success, FBI agents confirmed Wednesday that a local left-wing political group was too disorganized to infiltrate. “We’ve had a few guys in there posing as members and trying to manipulate them into committing acts of violence we can arrest them for, but these people don’t ever do anything violent—they don’t ever do anything at all,” an undercover FBI agent told reporters, adding that the agency believed they’d made headway with turning the leader of the Liberation Socialists group into an informant until the guy didn’t show up to a meeting for months. │ ║
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