=== ANCHOR POEM === ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────── what if instead of federating social media instances we federated users instead why not have an account on each and every mastodon instance? then just RSS feeder yourself and boom suddenly you can customize your identity on each fediverse house. maybe with a checkbox of which instances you'd like to post to on your "submit link or text post" button study encryption kids ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────┘ === SIMILARITY RANKED === --- #1 fediverse/676 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── would be nice if the Fediverse wouldn't let you post something on Mastodon unless you filled out a content warning for it. sorta like a post title on Reddit, allowing people to say "nah I don't feel like reading something from X perspective right now" ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────┘ --- #2 fediverse/4092 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────── why not make a unified fediverse identity that can post on whatever instance it wants? ... hmmm could be accomplished with a layer of abstraction. You could use a "fediverse client" software to enter text into an HTML page which would have it's own UI and stuff and would organize your accounts and instances such that you could mark like, 3-7 as places you'd like to put a particular message. Then it would just... do it l m a o spam is gonna get sooooo much worse before it gets better but trust me, we'll figure it out. And it won't be long, either. It's a solvable problem, we just haven't built anything to handle it yet. ... yet... ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────┘ --- #3 fediverse/5850 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────── @user-1074 if you'd like I can give you a lua script which will take your fediverse archive and turn it into a pdf which you can edit or print or whatever. Might be a fun diversion from posting. You can reply to yourself, add clarifications, change some things, put things in a new light, add context, etc... before you know it you'll have something printable. Could even pull out your best stuff and make zines. should require just a little configuration to suit your setup. That's part of how I stay "productive" without posting all the time. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────┘ --- #4 fediverse/4108 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────── what if you could make multiple mastodon accounts in the UI and sort your followers into bins that corresponded to which account you wanted to see and switch between with the push of a button ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────┘ --- #5 fediverse_boost/4577 --- ◀─╔════════════════════════[BOOST]══════════════════════════─────────────────────╗ ║ ┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ ║ ║ │ Boost this toot if you're planning on sticking around Mastodon & the Fediverse whether or not it's more popular than Bluesky. │ ║ ║ └────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ ║ ╠─────────┐ ┌───────────╣ ║ similar │ chronological │ different ║ ╚═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────┴───────╝─▶ --- #6 fediverse/60 --- ══════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────────── Can someone explain to me why we need instances on the fediverse? Why don't we just keep all our personal files local on our computer and communicate over the federated protocol? What's the point of having all these mini-servers that are controlled by the community? I mean, torrenting has been around forever, why don't we just use that to communicate? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────────────┘ --- #7 messages/1248 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════── what if we just claimed one specific institution or industry as ours, and said "you can manage your projectities somewhere over there, this here is ours because we think you're mishandling it so we're gonna do it ourselves." if we pick something (or multiple people pick from multiple things) then we can specialize and overcome all of the challenges of the socially-corporate-d institution or industry. just gotta focus on something all at once. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─┘ --- #8 fediverse/5042 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────── if fedi isn't a real social media site and instead just an AI project, then what does that tell you when the most interesting things to read on the internet are on fedi? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────┘ --- #9 fediverse/174 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── One of the neat things about the fediverse is that all the accounts posting things like train schedules or sports scores gently encourage users to learn how to curate their feeds by blocking people who are irrelevant, not just those who hurt you ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────────┘ --- #10 fediverse/4296 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────── @user-1655 why don't we just weaponize email and send json to each other that ends up parsed, interpreted, and presented on the end-user's computer using whatever client we want? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────┘ --- #11 fediverse/5079 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────── what if you boosted everything when someone liked it [when someone liked your post] and if they boost it then you read the first couple posts on their paragraph, just to say "hey" in return ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────┘ --- #12 fediverse/5081 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────── what if mastodon recorded the date and time of every time you boosted / unboosted something so you can keep track of what your page looked like over time [in the export data functionality] ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────┘ --- #13 fediverse/2213 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────── @user-1074 Perhaps something that utilizes institutions that people are familiar with like Walmart and Amazon to logistic goods and services around? But, like, in a socialist way, where everyone gets what they want. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────┘ --- #14 notes/words-2 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───── words messages to myself, public fediverse posts, and notes to the gods second edition - ri tselen menardi james cameron king anja rosalia vavadane nike featherflame citrine hydalia thegn edain the quintessential quanetetrick seleo who is deathless feldowinn and reyvadin lumineyra fsharia and of course, the anarchrist. with help from many more. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────┘ --- #15 fediverse/4692 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────── what's that? a bunch of houses burnt down in california? what if we built a couple warehouses and stored all our trans girls in bunkbeds there, with rooms for LAN parties and snuggle parties in rooms full of stuffed buddies plushies with massive kitchens and sad ballpits where you can go to vent your feelings by writing on a ball with a sharpie and then when someone else is feeling sad they can come and read the balls and maybe feel something ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────┘ --- #16 fediverse/5872 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────── ┌────────────────────────┐ │ CW: cannabis-mentioned │ └────────────────────────┘ what if there was a drone that did nothing except fly directly between you and the sun so you never got sunburned and never got vitamindeed [timestamp] [she must be at home because she doesn't use mastodon while mobile] ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────┘ --- #17 fediverse/6179 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────── what if instead of javascript cookies we only let websites access one single location in memory which was allocated client-side and is unique to each website? that way they couldn't track you between sites, since they wouldn't be able to see any other website's "biscuits" get it because they're healthier than cookies All they would be able to store would be data, though I guess they could store bytecode instructions or something if they really wanted to. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────┘ --- #18 fediverse/2510 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────── @user-1074 if I wanted to accomplish this goal, I would host a fediverse server on a raspberry pi and post the link around the building (the owners will remove it so you gotta keep posting them) then, potlucks. then, friendships. then, organization. be patient with them. people are slow to be constructive. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┘ --- #19 fediverse/327 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── ┌───────────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: mental-health-silly-schizoposting │ └───────────────────────────────────────┘ if you don't go outside, the synchronicities can't getcha oh you have to stay off the fediverse too-NOOOO YOU CAN'T TAKE ME ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────────┘ --- #20 fediverse/3802 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────── what if we got together and adopted a new open source project every month and just collectively worked around the clock to learn and work through the important problems facing it or even like, cleared out the backlog of stupid pointless boring tasks that would allow the developers to work on something better call it the wandering parade of development could give us some experience organizing small, short-term projects to accomplish specific goals and tasks in an ad-hoc way that relied less upon procedure and more on "I think so-and-so knows something about that, they were looking into those files and posted a breakdown of how they work yesterday" ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┘ |