=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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what if there was a drone that did nothing except fly directly between you and
the sun so you never got sunburned and never got vitamindeed
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[she must be at home because she doesn't use mastodon while mobile]
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===
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what if I smoked weed and played video games after a long period of time away
from the internet which I missed dearly
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--- #2 fediverse/6407 ---
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what if we designed washing machines which cost twice as much but didn't
damage clothes
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--- #3 fediverse/1777 ---
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what if we taxed land not by charging money to keep it but rather by taking
some of it and giving it to the bureau of land management
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--- #4 fediverse/2045 ---
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what if we taxed every ounce of resource that companies wasted
(maybe with a multiplier for the current relative value of the substance -
diamonds are more valuable than apples per pound)
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--- #5 fediverse/5081 ---
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what if mastodon recorded the date and time of every time you boosted /
unboosted something so you can keep track of what your page looked like over
time [in the export data functionality]
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--- #6 bluesky#39 ---
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what if we deputize anyone who asks for it
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what if you painted every house twice, to ensure you got the color completely
applied [ bright green or yellow would shine through in little spots, clear
and obvious to even the most undiscerning of patrons of the arts
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--- #8 messages/763 ---
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what if the reason god doesn't intervene is because all of their powers are
warcrimes
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"hey what if we broke our product and made it impossible to use without being
caught by github"
- computer touchers in a union
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--- #10 fediverse/5829 ---
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what if we just put two windows in each window, and made one have glass and
the other had screen. Then, slide one or both and you can open or close.
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if you can't find them when you need them, then you don't have them.
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--- #12 messages/1229 ---
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What if we just banished people who broke the rules? Then nobody would rarely
get hurt. [do they take care of them elsewhere?]
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--- #13 fediverse/2900 ---
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what if all the AI advancements they're doing are just them building more
hardware infrastructure in datacenters and not actually improving the software
that much
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--- #14 fediverse/2623 ---
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have you ever noticed the people on Mastodon who used to have cool and
interesting ideas but now just kinda repeat the same basic things over and
over again?
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What if we told teachers to teach lessons like "the urgency of time" or "the
frailty of life" or "divide and conquer" or whatever
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if you live far enough away, they can build a telescope of arbitrary
magnification. the sky is vast, there's birds and bugs about. huh what's that
over there, a thing that was placed there just for me
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infinite dedication implies stagnation, don't be so quick to trust.
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--- #18 fediverse/1588 ---
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@user-1035
Even better if you say "you do you too"
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--- #19 fediverse/1558 ---
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Just because you haven't won yet, doesn't mean you've lost.
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what if we bought homeless people gasoline for their c~
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