=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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what if there was a drone that did nothing except fly directly between you and
the sun so you never got sunburned and never got vitamindeed
[timestamp]
[she must be at home because she doesn't use mastodon while mobile]
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===
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what if I smoked weed and played video games after a long period of time away
from the internet which I missed dearly
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what if we designed washing machines which cost twice as much but didn't
damage clothes
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what if we taxed land not by charging money to keep it but rather by taking
some of it and giving it to the bureau of land management
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what if we taxed every ounce of resource that companies wasted
(maybe with a multiplier for the current relative value of the substance -
diamonds are more valuable than apples per pound)
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what if mastodon recorded the date and time of every time you boosted /
unboosted something so you can keep track of what your page looked like over
time [in the export data functionality]
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what if we deputize anyone who asks for it
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what if you painted every house twice, to ensure you got the color completely
applied [ bright green or yellow would shine through in little spots, clear
and obvious to even the most undiscerning of patrons of the arts
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what if the reason god doesn't intervene is because all of their powers are
warcrimes
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"hey what if we broke our product and made it impossible to use without being
caught by github"
- computer touchers in a union
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what if we just put two windows in each window, and made one have glass and
the other had screen. Then, slide one or both and you can open or close.
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if you can't find them when you need them, then you don't have them.
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What if we just banished people who broke the rules? Then nobody would rarely
get hurt. [do they take care of them elsewhere?]
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what if all the AI advancements they're doing are just them building more
hardware infrastructure in datacenters and not actually improving the software
that much
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have you ever noticed the people on Mastodon who used to have cool and
interesting ideas but now just kinda repeat the same basic things over and
over again?
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What if we told teachers to teach lessons like "the urgency of time" or "the
frailty of life" or "divide and conquer" or whatever
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infinite dedication implies stagnation, don't be so quick to trust.
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@user-1035
Even better if you say "you do you too"
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Just because you haven't won yet, doesn't mean you've lost.
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what if we bought homeless people gasoline for their c~
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what if toki pona but for hieroglyphics like the gobi desert
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if something makes sense physically, but not mathematically, then the
mathematics are wrong.
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Why would we say not to divide by zero? We literally do it every time we use
the percent sign smh [silly]
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what if instead of hulu we paid for a random house in a nice area with real
classic design to be bought by a bunch of goth girls and treated like a palace
while they do goth girl things
then we did it 500 times until we ran out of goth girls
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What if all trains were required by law to have an empty passenger cart? That
anyone could ride for free with no ticket and no registration or tracking or
anything. You gotta jump on tho so it's still dangerous.
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what if we made cat little boxes with stable "pillars" or "platforms" that
rise just barely above the sand level so their feet don't sink into the
litter, thus reducing the amount tracked onto the carpet
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what if they made grass only able to be cut with horizontal strikes and pots
only able to be smashed with vertical
to encourage the player to learn the difference
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What if wind was fake and its really the ghost of the waves from the shore?
What if trees moved on their own, to gesture at the feelings around them? What
if the sky was home to the clouds, and we who look upward are given the treat
to know them?
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the sun doesn't seem as bright if you spend your days underneath it.
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In revolutionary Cascadia, you don't have to do anything different. Until you
decide you want to.
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honestly I think everyone should have two mastodon accounts - one for people
you like, and one for people you trust
(I have one)
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so what if people want to sit on the couch eating cheetos? they're more than
capable of something far greater, but of course they are allowed to spend as
they like their life.
their ONLY life.
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what if we bought homeless people motorcycles
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what if I never posted again
"yep, then there'll be nevermore stack overflow"
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but I like moonmen T.T
what if the ISS was untethered
"send thrusters to space? why bother? just use them down on the surface to get
that extra oomph!"
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WHAT IF TUMBLR WAS RIGHT? WHAT THEN? MORONS.
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@user-1655
why don't we just weaponize email and send json to each other that ends up
parsed, interpreted, and presented on the end-user's computer using whatever
client we want?
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hey, anyone wanna build the matrix with me? minus the human CPUs of course.
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There is no past, only history
There is no future, only planning
Today is everywhere all the time. Nothing changes the fact that we all sleep
at once.
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@user-5 why not just use a keyboard? 🙃
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a perpetual motion machine would appear stable to the machine in motion
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@user-763
... how? I don't see that option (Mastodon)
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maybe I should try microdosing, see if I can convince this part of me to stick
around
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I miss a time that never existed, anyone else?
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okay but why has nobody ever approached AI from a game design perspective like
seriously there should be researchers who are multidisciplined in this kind of
thing
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privacy doesn't mean anything on the internet to me because privacy on the
internet doesn't mean anything to "them"
gestures vaguely, maybe winks once or twice and/or presents an emphasis face
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Why tf are the geese flying north
It's october...
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what if you boosted everything when someone liked it [when someone liked your
post] and if they boost it then you read the first couple posts on their
paragraph, just to say "hey" in return
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what if corporations gave better quality products to people who clicked
through their advertisement
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you volunteer for things because you want a say in how they turn out.
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@user-1716
there's already a web browser named surf 🙃 it's much more minimal than this
one tho
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--- #51 fediverse/1416 ---
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@user-979 @user-980
they do it for power.
power corrupts, and these profane desires they possess are the definition of
evil.
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what if we could record and playback certain timeframes of our CPU and RAM
status and use it for debug purposes
like running some code in a VM every time you wanted to show a youtube video
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if you wanna trick systems administrators just put a bunch of sleeps in your
code so your computer programs don't use up all the mainframe's resources all
at once
[statements dreamed up by the practically deranged]
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how many people do you think in the world know that screenshots of a website
are not admissible proof because they can be trivially doctored by editing the
html?
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what if I bit this piece of glass so hard that it shattered in my mouth
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@user-246
what if you were tho
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why are we wasting our skyscrapers on offices? we have those at home! we could
do so much more with our open floor plans. there could be ports on the side
for drones to enter and leave. suddenly, factory forest trees.
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humans can only do what they believe they can do because they believe they can
do
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--- #59 fediverse/1093 ---
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you could have two neighbors living in completely separate halves of the
nation and you'd never know
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--- #60 fediverse/5124 ---
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@user-1370
wawawawawawawawawa : )
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dear old people - did you know computers don't need to have buttons? You can
literally just type what you want to make happen (if you know the magic spell)
and it'll just, do that thing
how cool is that
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what if we made vitamin cheetos
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have you ever been possessed by a SPIRIT??
I have. Like, nearly every day. Okay maybe like, 3/5 days. 3 outta five is
possession time. woohoo.
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what if instead of doing anything worthful I got high and posted invisible
secrets on the internagram
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what if we built cat water stations into the walls and put 5 or 6 around the
house to encourage them to drink water more often?
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ChatGPT needs a way to leave a thank-you without demanding a response
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Okay okay hear me out - but what if instead of pumping oil out of the ground,
we shoved a bunch of tree trunks down there and let them marinate for a few
thousand years
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when peak unintelligibility levels have been reached, feel free to become
unremarkable at your leisure.
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Has that tree always been there? How is it so tall with such a thin trunk?
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What if we made trans guys grow fur and trans girls have magic
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if we had a universal basic income then we could pay each other to solve our
problems and they just can't have that.
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revolution
doesn't
have
to be
about
them
.
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if you ever find yourself in a situation where you have to describe everything
that you do,
leave that situation
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why would I want other people using my computer? They don't know how to use my
computer! They might break something or mess something up or automatically
read/edit my files that are stored in standard locations through the usage of
a script which automagically scans and ransomwares machines on the internet
who store their files in specific standardized locations! no thank you.
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sometimes I post random silly [scary] things to pad out the serious things and
I hope that's okay
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okay flag is cool and all but what if
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okay flag is cool and all but what if
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@user-192
saw this video a week or so ago, you might be interested
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"hey listen! Do this thing to hurt me! Build the infrastructure to do it so
that you can use it on people who deserve it!"
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if there were a drone, 15 feet above my face constantly observing, I would not
act different at all. It will feel as if nothing has changed.
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what if we paid people to answer questions about their life?
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@user-579
maybe if you pitch it to them with a presentation and offer to set up the
infrastructure they would give you extra credit or an award or maybe just
brownie points
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@user-1429
do something fun and hard like walk to seattle or install linux on a toaster
or write happy notes on post-its and leave them in public places or make art
and leave it in a public place or~
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I legitimately think computers should write code and software engineers should
write legislation and lawyers should resolve problem tickets made by aggrieved
citizens while judges do their best to just keep the boat floating
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they want your stuff breaking after 5 years so that you always need them.
if you have everything you need, there's nothing stopping us from revolt
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fellas is it gay if I think fascists should be killed if they don't
permanently revoke their ways
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They don't build toll roads to abstract taxes. They build them to keep track
of where you're going.
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another day goes by when I haven't done any programming... oh well
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@user-1909
what if I wanna
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maybe some whiteboards and notebooks as well...
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--- #91 fediverse/2961 ---
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okay what if we bio-engineered a shield that would grow around your nuts
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if you ever survive a conflict, convince everyone to travel to different
nearby cities. Continue to do so, spread the word of your victory.
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Rent is expensive because they only want you living there if you're working.
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> <@gabrilend:matrix.org> what if britain was a colony of canada for
a bit
Use your royal power to raise up those whose shoulders you rose upon.
Build your empire anew
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mystical, not mstical [microsoft style]
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computer science exists as the border between philosophy and mathematics,
while society exists as the border of computer science and biology
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still waiting for a brand of kitty litter that absorbs moisture at about the
same rate that you need to replace it...
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my cat doesn't know that my family is my family. She thinks they're just some
other people who visit the house.
but they're special to me, as all people are, and I think she takes notice.
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@user-1636
... Is that already a thing? I should look around more, teehee
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neat
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listen if your man page is more than like, 10 pg-down's, then you might want
to consider breaking that utility up into smaller pieces.
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reverse dorian grey where someone looks decently old but every picture of them
gets younger every year
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sometimes I decide against playing a Steam game because I don't want it to
jump to the top of my "recently played" list
Wish I could have like, a heatmap of when I played which game. I think that'd
be useful for the archival process of my life.
... how pathetic, she measures her life in gameplay.
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@user-233
they were betting on selling us spaceflight and advertisements, but wouldn't
you know it most of us cared more for food and water
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@user-246
idealized reality >:D
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Has anyone ever tried pills AND injections? They have different application
rates.
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you can revolute whenever you want to.
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@user-119
even if they don't know it
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If there's nothing new under the sun,
then where are all my homies at
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what if we genetically engineered cat fur to taste [good/bad] to cats and
[good/bad] to humans
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had a dream that we gamified all work and then put them into one single
mega-game so whenever you wanted you could work on an arbitrary project and it
would spin up a new game and take your inputs and use them to accomplish
whatever was happening
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If war is not "volunteer only" then you have nothing to fight for.
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worth
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Maybe that's why I don't have any friends xD xD
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#CDCsays there's no difference between a stick and a mud, when it comes down
to it
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--- #117 fediverse/4876 ---
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@user-1370
you don't have to apologize for escalating your response to trauma
it's cool
we get it
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@user-95 back when games had more value because you only had like, 6 of them
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keep in mind...
trump is not their endgame.
what is he doing?
sabotaging our institutions without warrant or respite
prepare for foes that would benefit from degraded institutions.
who's right when nobody controls the truth?
were they ever truly right?
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they have the audacity to claim their plan for next year is a second
revolution, as if we had sat idle
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what if we built all our houses to have space for a room to the outside
invisible walls, yet open floorplans
suddenly don't get lost in the mall
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love nature no matter what
love nurture if they earn it
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what kind of linux user are you if you don't even like reading terminal
output? it's USEFUL and INTERESTING information!
WHY ELSE WOULD THE PROGRAMMER OUTPUT IT???
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--- #124 fediverse/2668 ---
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@user-570
what does fash-jacket mean? :O
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whenever repeating letters like thiiiiiiis or thisssss make sure if you're
doing K's that you have at least four
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@user-1010
kinda makes me wonder how those mature kids are doing now.
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--- #127 fediverse/327 ---
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if you don't go outside, the synchronicities can't getcha
oh you have to stay off the fediverse too-NOOOO YOU CAN'T TAKE ME
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wow what a sopping evening
glad I'm not out in the rain
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@user-673
what if the boy who cried wolf saw teeth every time?
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ritz why would you say this
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what's that? a bunch of houses burnt down in california? what if we built a
couple warehouses and stored all our trans girls in bunkbeds there, with rooms
for LAN parties and snuggle parties in rooms full of stuffed buddies plushies
with massive kitchens and sad ballpits where you can go to vent your feelings
by writing on a ball with a sharpie and then when someone else is feeling sad
they can come and read the balls and maybe feel something
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@user-78
elle - emm - ayyyy - ohhhh
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getting the phone numbers of cute he/thems at a bar is NOT the same as
organizing.
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frankly it makes a ton of sense to me that computer programmers would have a
game playing in the monitor. Gotta keep those brains active after all.
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never say "nevermind" when you've got a good idea
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--- #136 fediverse/5218 ---
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"what if cannons were aimed like rifles?"the guy who was ahead of his time for
rocket propelled grenades or laser guided airstrikes of small munition
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apparently security through obscurity is out, and security through community
is in, don't ask me how I know that teehee
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what if words were made up and we communicated in plausible deniabilities
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Capitalism pays developers massive salaries because it doesn't want them
developing
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gonna touch grass. maybe do some programming. ttyl
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@user-1573
... wait, what kinds of noises do I usually make ? ? ?
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witches wear pony tails on the low sides of their heads because that way their
hat doesn't rub up against their hair
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eat another pickle
you surely will not regret eating another pickle
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@user-1850
why not just reduce the number of ping checks to see if they're still
connected? if nobody's talking then why bother sending nothing to nowhere?
the bandwidth for silence is free.
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great discoveries are just rants that end with something unknown or an
unsolved question [breakthrough]
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what if there was a bank or credit union or something which created a randomly
generated credit card number for you every time you made a purchase? and
randomized your account number too, just in-case they're forced to display
their records. would be cool.
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Freedom to do anything, and the liberty to choose as you please.
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@user-78 I thought it was thursday :O
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◀─╔══════════════════════════[BOOST]════════════════════════════─────────────────╗║┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐║║│ I genuinely wish all Nazis in this world either an epiphany of the truth or a bullet to the head. │║║││║║│ Either one is fine. │║║└────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘║╠─────────┐┌───────────╣║similar│chronological│different║╚═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────┴───────╝─▶
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do pushups
and squats
and planks
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what if you could make multiple mastodon accounts in the UI and sort your
followers into bins that corresponded to which account you wanted to see and
switch between with the push of a button
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Anyway here's what i came to say:
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honestly we should be building cities in the most boring locations, not the
most beautiful.
like below the crust.
or space.
the surface is a pleasuredome, why waste it on scrubland and turf?
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if you lose someone on the Fediverse then there's a zero percent chance you'll
ever find them again.
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@user-1074
why not both? all you gotta do is say "I'm just a girl" enough times and the
dummies will believe you wink
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@user-1074 @user-1209 @user-1262
heh what kind of vibe do I give?
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"why didn't you say anything? why didn't you ask for help?"
because then you might have done something about it, and don't you know I
deserve to decay?
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thinking about that time I abstracted into an oblivion sphere of eternally
fractalized delights wtih my girl
dam i miss her
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--- #159 fediverse/5652 ---
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@user-443
natural disaster vulnerability is freedom from liability if they ever did lose
their charges.
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what if we separated video game servers by language instead of region
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you can't win every battle, but if you're losing then you've lost.
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What if we paid people to administer a database of people who needed mutual
aid so we could keep track of them, organize them, and care for them?
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programming makes you smarter which is why we should teach it to everyone we
can
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tell me this: why do Starlink satellites need lights on them at all?
can't they just operate in the dark, as floating hunks of metal sending
signals to-and-fro?
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on a scale of notways to almostever how would you rate your pain?
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@user-241 okayyyy if I must =P =P
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--- #167 fediverse_boost/5500 ---
◀─╔═════════════════════════════[BOOST]═══════════════════════════════───────────╗║┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐║║│ unhinged rants per random number │║║└────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘║╠─────────┐┌───────────╣║similar│chronological│different║╚═════════╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───┴───────╝─▶
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sorry for the double post, had to redact things
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--- #169 fediverse/2611 ---
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@user-1153
what kind of meta are you referring to? instance stuff?
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--- #170 fediverse/3585 ---
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hmmmm I should probably put this in "things I almost posted"
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What works for me might not work for another,
But
What works for me might work for another.
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--- #172 fediverse_boost/6017 ---
◀─╔═══════════════════════════════[BOOST]═════════════════════════════════───────╗║┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐║║│ Linux admins when they have to use Windows: :/ │║║││║║│ Windows admins when they have to use Linux: :\ │║║└────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘║╠─────────┐┌───────────╣║similar│chronological│different║╚═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╧───────╝─▶
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whoops forgot to post these last night, how silly of me, surely there wasn't a
reason I better just hit that blue button on all of them to be safe
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--- #174 fediverse_boost/4577 ---
◀─╔═════════════════════════[BOOST]══════════════════════════────────────────────╗║┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐║║│ Boost this toot if you're planning on sticking around Mastodon & the Fediverse whether or not it's more popular than Bluesky. │║║└────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘║╠─────────┐┌───────────╣║similar│chronological│different║╚═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────┴───────╝─▶
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why does nobody write bolshevik fanfiction where they were more [insert
characteristic here] and less [insert characteristic here]
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nobody could have expected rogue trickster spirits operating in the pacific
northwest, but hey here we are.
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acceleration-ism is just "learning the truth faster than they do"
tbh should be more like "learning things to show them" but eh whatever gets
the job done
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vim plugin where every tab changes the font color
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--- #179 fediverse/4896 ---
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@user-1748
they want you drained and overloaded.
makes it harder to take care of others.
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<bang slam kerblam> there goes another line into ram. wonder what it's
used for.
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--- #181 fediverse/1334 ---
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subconsciously running your hand over your butt every time you stand up to
make sure you didn't pee your pants
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--- #182 fediverse_boost/3198 ---
◀─╔══════════════════════[BOOST]════════════════════════─────────────────────────╗║┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐║║│ If #Musk is allowed to say "#CivilWar is inevitable", we're allowed to say revolution and the uncompensated nationalisation of the assets of billionaires is inevitable. │║║└────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘║╠─────────┐┌───────────╣║similar│chronological│different║╚═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────┴───────╝─▶
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An American princess wears turquoise and silver, not diamonds. Though I'm sure
she wears diamonds sometimes too.
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curling up in a ball and thinking about crying for hours is the same as
crying. If a little bit less of a release.
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some people hear words like "datastructures" and "object-oriented programming"
and think they're made up terms that don't mean anything important.
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Last night I dreamt of the gravestones that bore their owner's mind.
I dreamt of a life well lived, and how it was taken from them.
[something more that I forgot because I don't have a prophecy transcriber]
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--- #187 fediverse/3696 ---
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why does my fridge keep saying "you're dead to me"...?
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--- #188 fediverse_boost/2965 ---
◀─╔══════════════════════[BOOST]═══════════════════════──────────────────────────╗║┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐║║│ i will use CW for #USpol if computer people start using CW for tech computer boring linux software posting. i said what i said │║║└────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘║╠─────────┐┌───────────╣║similar│chronological│different║╚═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────┴───────╝─▶
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what if: fediverse for people in submarines
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--- #190 fediverse/6265 ---
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if there's no conflict, there's nothing to believe in. things matter only so
much as we hold in them our stakes. [emotional pls you don't have to gabmel]
== so ==
I bet we could
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why am i here T.T
oh, should probably smoke more weed. she gets like this
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gonna pre-emptively backup my fediverse archive haha just-in-case I get banned
for spamming or something teehee (totally reasonable teebeeh)
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@user-889
did you sleep well last night?
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@user-883
my streaming is broken and I can't figure out why : (
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America 🥰
The United States of 😒
America day 🤩
America day with PTSD 🥴
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@user-1259
pee
tee
hee
you
can't
stop
mee
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Good storytelling is telling things [even if/because] they are plot of the
events as told via -- stack overflow -- hmmm this was from a while ago, idk
when
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did you know that if you actually tried to do magic you might just become good
at meditating?
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@user-387 @user-388
Also a few weeks ago (month or two maybe? idk time is an illusion) they
updated their mobile app and now it's just worse.
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the government doesn't want you using solar panels because then the coal and
gas infrastructure won't be able to consume coal and gas, and everyone knows
that using resources as fast as possible is surely the best and most
productive use of our state's time
like, subsidies exist. they could just... make it cheaper, but instead they're
stuck doing... nothing of value
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