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 @user-883 
 
 oh! that looks interesting. I just did it with a auto-sourced shell script
 that overrides CD =P
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 @user-1582 
 
 That's quite an adjustment! I hope you can speak the language, that helps a
 lot. 🥰
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 @user-1295 
 
 great, see ya soon. don't forget sunscreen.
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 @user-1218 
 
 it was funny : )
 
 it might be??? the guy who made it is named Ville Minkonnen (I think) and that
 sounds vaguely scandinavian
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 @user-1912 
 
 I used to complain about 7.50 for extra steak.
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 your bones are made of minerals. so... picture your bones like they were made
 of salt. like, when you're meditating. salt bones with vesicles or whatever -
 the tubes for blood to go through. crazy strong salt though, that gets harder
 if you do impact training. it's pretty cool all things considered, bones are
 essentially pre-pretrified fossils.
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--- #7 fediverse/774 ---
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 techbros think the language model is the only important part of the AI like
 they think the lips are the only important part of the woman
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 🖼
seriously, just stop putting pollution down the waterways. done! zeros none! if your growing factory had too many polutants and not enough are absorbed by the earth  (boom, earth loses all of it's metal. that way. not ideal. it's thesepirit of the copper configuration, running the PC's flow. You can tell, which is active based on which has electricity flowing through it.  a computer shaped like a processor. thinklike... matche the path of processing.  ...... okay a bit more consumer spendable, how about  I wish I could record back in time by exactly re-moving tiles back to their  ... processing backward in time? working thorugh memory.  I'm Cameron. I'm from Tanasbourne. Well I wasn't born there, I'm actually from wyoming, new mexico, colorado, philly believed in you you fuckin' ran away  majesty is my home  tech dot elle gee bee tea slash at gabrilend  when I show you my house, don't remember it by the sign of the number  count how many paces it is from the entrance. find me next time like that, when's the last time you drove somewhere without google maps?  in tanasbourn,e I wasn't the only one waving. I am as far as I know almost universally well knowned.  ... okay time for kooky-dookerie again:  world of warcraft mage spell idea: summons a mirror image which taunts and enemy and absorbs damage like a crowd control spell blah blah blah yaddah yaddah there's like 20% more but I don't have enough letters remaining, sorry!
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 an fps map where one team has the height advantage (battlements on a castle      │
 perhaps) and the other has to push through their field of fire to get to the     │
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 the trick is that the people on the ground have hitscan weapons, but the         │
 people on the high ground have slower projectiles. Meaning the snipers have no   │
 cover, and the rocket launchers don't need to dodge.                             │
 I believe this would upend the traditional dynamic and reduce the negative       │
 aspects of both playstyles - traditionally, snipers will getcha from halfway     │
 across the map (but really they are much closer and in cover, you just didn't    │
 see them, n00b) while projectile classes need to dodge (skillfully) and get      │
 close enough that their attacks have a chance of hitting the target.             │
 In the proposed map style, snipers would get no cover but be forced to dodge,    │
 introducing variability to their aiming in a way that may be more fun to some.   │
 In addition, the projectile classes must take care to utilize cover              │
 effectively without falling off the thin battlements.                            │
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 yeah it's important to take breaks when you're working on something great,
 otherwise you'll run out of learning points.
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 woof woof arf arf hahahahahaha (but not the laughing kind of haha)
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 "um, actually sweetie, you deserve respect. everyone does. but you have to
 earn it doing hard manual labor and retiring at the age of seventy three, like
 your gran-pappy and mammy. only then can you be respected in any way shape or
 form. now take off that dress you're making the neighbors look funny."
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 If you can't afford a shield I recommend bracers. helps block melee attacks.
 gloves are good too, save your knuckles! and if you want to push, something on
 your shoulders and head will make it easier. all this can be worn under a
 sweatshirt... except the helmet maybe lol
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 you can usually blow an insect off of you easier with a breath than with a
 slap or a slam.
 
 only truly evil foes like mosquitos deserve such a fate.
 
 don't try it against spiders, because their fangs are naturally pointed down
 
 but blowing is better
 
 they won't suffer any harm
 
 also it's often easier because the bugs don't cooperate when you try to put
 them on a paper-thin platter.
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 @user-246 
 
 Maybe a design that put weight on the sternum instead of the breast area? With
 more support for the waist, like hiking backpacks sometimes do. That way you
 can spread out the physical cost of toiling to carry it, like wearing a belt
 with a chain shirt to distribute the pounds.
 
 seriously just, arm straps that meet in the middle instead of the shoulders.
 Probably won't be as good but it might be better. Could do under the boobs as
 well, for like a triple attachment point.
 
 You can sorta simulate this by clipping the two straps together and pulling
 them to the center, but not all backpacks support that.
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 Gonna take another nap, last one was only 3 hours long. I'll sleep on my back
 this time, or else I'll rest for 3 hours I swear.
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 you should only open doors for cats and dogs if they're using their outside
 leg to try and open it.
 
 if the dog or cat is pointed at the door at a 90 degree angle such that their
 apparent directions are approximately orthogonal (50% one way and 50% the
 other)
 
 ... yeah that, if they use their outter leg as opposed to the inner half of
 the body - inner of course being the leg (left or right) that is closest to
 the doorhingeframe
 
 if you open it for them when they use the external arm, aka the one that is
 closest to the latch
 
 it encourages them to and teaches them how to utilize momentum to open doors.
 
 you must apply leverage, and to do so you must "swing and a miss" (that last
 part I think is undirected?)
 
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 got a thorn in my knuckle.
 
 a small one, and it was difficult to remove.
 
 long, too.
 
 now my finger bones hurt T.T
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