=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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your bones are made of minerals. so... picture your bones like they were made
of salt. like, when you're meditating. salt bones with vesicles or whatever -
the tubes for blood to go through. crazy strong salt though, that gets harder
if you do impact training. it's pretty cool all things considered, bones are
essentially pre-pretrified fossils.
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@user-495 @user-494
OH YEAH how neat! All phones are made out of rock and the bones of ancient
plants and animals.
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--- #2 fediverse/3251 ---
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when humanity won the earth, they spent hundred of millions of years
destroying all the rest of the monsters. Hence, no dinosaur bones, as humans
searching through ALL OF THE SOIL. AN ENTIRE MILE OF IT. destroyed all trace
of them. What we have left are the stony remains of fossils too difficult for
them to harrangue. thus, the era of man, with all of us living on this stupid
flat rock.
one day, we convinced everyone else to disbelieve. and so we
-- so --
what if you took in input information as a stream, instead of a single block
of information? I bet you could analyze keystrokes as they were happening, and
do some background calculations to process the commands of your host.
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sooooo I'm sorry for being myself, I'll try to do so in a way that doesn't
inconvenenice others. "hat-listening-maneuvre" - you can connect yourself to
whatever throughline you want, if you
-- so --
gravity is an abstraction
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--- #3 fediverse/3119 ---
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when I get up,
I feel as if
if I got up
my bones would leave my flesh behind
to look for work to find
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--- #4 fediverse/6123 ---
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gold, as a substance, was necessary for the birth of pottery because it's
malleability and general sparkly and desirable demeanor meant it was easy and
encouraged to create pretty things with it like statues and stuff. then, when
it's rarity became known, because people kept throwing it in the river like
the rest of their trash because they're dumb, people already knew how to make
things and thought "hmmm we need an alternative substance" and then pottery
was hardened by the fire
"oh no it's too hot it's cracking let's pour water on it - ah gosh it made a
bunch of smoke, nuts. oh huh that's kinda cool it's just sitting there in the
statue making jumping motions without moving, wow amazing it looks like it's
alive as it's steaming like I breathe"
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here's my opinion: life on earth evolved when combinations of matter were
forced into increasingly difficult-to-solve maze-like environments. this was
due to the strange, honeycomb structure of their rock-like crust. [water
pushed through soil ]
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what if we raised more of the surface of the earth (from the oceans) and built
a distant aquifer?
ah, because most of the ocean is sand.
(make sure you know the environment you're modifying before you modify it) how
rapid is 10,000 years?
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I was stretching just now and notreally paying attention to my body and just
feeling the most "stretchable" area that I hadn't stretched yet and I
accidentally made a hitler solute - sorry I was just stretching!! pls don't
interpret things into that like accidentally almost jesusing HEY I SAID NO
INTERPRETING ahhhh dangit humans are so
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give your rulers power and let them keep it. Pick them because they'd be good
at it. Fulfilling their sacred vow to you.
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I bet you could touch the spirit realm if you placed speakers next to a river
and noise cancelled it for a short time
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nobody knows what jesus looks like. so you can draw him however you choose.
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@user-1701
we should build jungle gyms inbetween museum exhibits
like, adult sized children's museums mixed with those "adventure park" things
that are way too expensive for me where you walk on rope bridges between trees
and such or like, dangling from monkey bars and whatnot and after each one
there's like, a diorama of some mountain goats or a display of some ancient
rock carvings or like, jumping between "dinosaur bones" to get to a glass
cabinet where there's some actual dinosaur bone (plaster casts)
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--- #8 fediverse/2979 ---
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what if we made a hormone that bolstered your bones and did all the
gender-neutral things that Estrogen and Testosterone do without any of the
feminizing or masculinizing effects
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Oh, duh. I felt that way because I'd have to use those bones and muscles in
the near future. It all makes sense now...!
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got a thorn in my knuckle.
a small one, and it was difficult to remove.
long, too.
now my finger bones hurt T.T
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the best thing about ramen noodles is how much of them you can eat. they're so
cheap~! why would you not make like four packages
oh wait now my blood is salty T.T guess I'll just have to cry it out
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--- #12 fediverse/359 ---
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@user-258
neat! explains why I haven't died from dehydration so far... Although my teeth
are looking a little eroded from all the vinegar-acid : )
Dear teeth: some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make.
At least with sugar you can brush and floss...
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a soul is bright like the sun, not bright like bone
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we need a different way of swordfighting now that people have different
relationships to swords and weapons. Medieval skills made sense when everyone
used knives every day. now it's much easier to [redacted] them all through the
rest of november. [sorry, what?] oh sure ttyl
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high weight, few reps = strength
low weight, high reps = stamina
strength will fail you.
stamina won't avail you.
both is good.
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... what was I thinking about again? oh yes video games are fun because they
are a form of play, and all humans love to play. it is natural to their forms,
just like it is natural to the form of a slinky to slink down stairs.
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eone who engaged first with the brain. Like... Electricity could be perceived
from an entirely different direction of reality, and we'd have no way to know.
That's just an example - could do gravity, or light, or any other extremely
elemental thing that we know.
MATERIALS, PERHAPS? PERHAPS THE STATURE OF YOUR KIND, THE WORLD THAT YOU'VE
LEFT BEHIND, HAS ALWAYS HELD REASON AT IT'S OWN BREAST? [fore-most, I think]
right so sorry for being mentally ill on your timeline, it will happen again
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--- #18 fediverse/1547 ---
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@user-217
big bang, big crunch, viewed looking down the spine of time
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Archaeologists be like "we evolved molars to grind down grains or whatever" as
if our ancient cavemen ancestors didn't know how to fucking boil water in
metal pots smh
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why are the anarkitties so quiet usually they like to shout
a razor or four that's sharp on the sides [trapezoid] and mounted to the
forearm (hinge) and [placed/braced] on a knuckle with
auto-sheathing-but-not-retracting functionality
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