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Archaeologists be like "we evolved molars to grind down grains or whatever" as
if our ancient cavemen ancestors didn't know how to fucking boil water in
metal pots smh
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@user-192
... and like. idk what do you do at that point
say "fuck it" and live with imperfection? embrace anti-natural selection?
valorize deviance and queerness in digitally appropriated artistic media
collections?
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"oh no the primitive animals burnt all their wood fodder"
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they should make a loaf of bread that's just butts and another type of loaf of
bread that has the crust already cut off
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they say that slugs don't like salt because they turn into pickles
of course that's not true, cucumbers turn into slugs when fed a diet of leaves
and cucumbers
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born to write xlock screensavers
cursed to shitpost
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@user-1153
congratulations, you invented humanoid robots! And hey they come in so many
shapes and colors, plus you can run them on nothing but rice, beans, and
nutrient paste. They're quite efficient at their jobs!
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Okay okay hear me out - but what if instead of pumping oil out of the ground,
we shoved a bunch of tree trunks down there and let them marinate for a few
thousand years
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why are the anarkitties so quiet usually they like to shout
a razor or four that's sharp on the sides [trapezoid] and mounted to the
forearm (hinge) and [placed/braced] on a knuckle with
auto-sheathing-but-not-retracting functionality
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@user-1074 @user-1209
"we still have slaves, we just enslave mexicans instead of blacks."
"don't forget all the offshored jobs, those too"
"oh yeah and all our stuff is made by slaves in the far east"
"yeah but like fuck them right who cares they're so far away"
"yeah bro totes"
"anyway what do you want for dinner bro"
"i dunno bro I had chinese last night"
"cool cool so mexican then? I know this great paraguanese place"
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hey, you know how historically they used to lobotomize young women who were
too fiery, passionate, independent, driven, motivated, and clairvoyant?
they did that on purpose.
that was less than a lifetime ago.
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Cholula brand tm hotsauce? don't you mean the "I fucked up while cooking and
want to still eat it" sauce?
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they attack the bad guys in our provinces and say that it's our foes, and they
attack the bad guys in their provinces and say that it's ours that are foes
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Boys be like "dang that's rough buddy" when all you want is for someone to
solve your problems
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humanity survives in the dark forest because all the information we create is
fucking stupid
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@user-1074
they also lived a couple hundred years later... lots of time for political
philosophy to advance.
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what's that? a bunch of houses burnt down in california? what if we built a
couple warehouses and stored all our trans girls in bunkbeds there, with rooms
for LAN parties and snuggle parties in rooms full of stuffed buddies plushies
with massive kitchens and sad ballpits where you can go to vent your feelings
by writing on a ball with a sharpie and then when someone else is feeling sad
they can come and read the balls and maybe feel something
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people always say "you don't have to storehouse metal, there's no need to
scavenge, we can just buy more" as if I wasn't scarred by the wartime
struggles of my grandparents
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acceleration-ism is just "learning the truth faster than they do"
tbh should be more like "learning things to show them" but eh whatever gets
the job done
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ngl I kinda hate it when people meme about donald trump being incontinent
like, yeah, he pees his pants, so what? I DO TOO. Fucking sucks. Every time I
read people saying nasty things about it I can't help but read them in my own
voice, and that gives me plenty of ammunition to use against myself when I'm
feeling down.
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what if we just went to nazi bars and fucked them up with crowbars until they
were collectively forgotten
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I tripped onto the light rail tracks today while a train was near
I can't believe how fucking useless I am
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@user-921
where tf is all this discourse I always hear about like what are ya'll talking
about
... are you talking about me
[silly intrusive thoughts teehee pay no mind]
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ask an llm what a crazy man thinks
https://ritz-menardi.neocities.org/words/words dot peehdeff
I actually think I'm sane btw
I just smoke a lot of weed
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"Ritz, we love you, but you're fucking stupid, so we're gonna have to break
your legs now."
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they want your stuff breaking after 5 years so that you always need them.
if you have everything you need, there's nothing stopping us from revolt
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Alright, if the average person is sorta stupid and cruel, then are we not
tending to a kingdom of ogres, rather than humans?
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to be clear, salting fields is dumb, don't do it, it's bad for the environment
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@user-1655
why don't we just weaponize email and send json to each other that ends up
parsed, interpreted, and presented on the end-user's computer using whatever
client we want?
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what, you're telling me you don't constantly have the voices of the past
whispering words into your ear like "FACE THEM" or whatever? Huh must suck to
be you
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if your grandfather came to you and told you to prepare the tribes for war,
what would you do?
machine guns on the back of trucks?
machined barrels with ignition systems, enough to chew up a suburb or a
ware-house?
target is a warehouse
everyone needs groceries
how about bottle rockets with mile-long range that could turn around and fly
back if the enemy wasn't around
"build mustangs" mustangs are jeeps, dumbass
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@user-495 @user-494
OH YEAH how neat! All phones are made out of rock and the bones of ancient
plants and animals.
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downside of being gregarious is that everyone you meet in Portland these days
is a fucking fed -.-
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║ │ Feeling a vibe shift toward the left embracing mom energy and relinquishing our fear of cringe, and can I just say not a fucking moment too soon │ ║
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@user-1449 @user-1074
I mean, you're allowed to fight about stupid shit as long as you realize it's
about something that doesn't matter. As long as people are working together
toward their common goals then... whatever, right?
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I fucking hate how games give dopamine
they're so much more educational than that.
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if we didn't have society, we'd quickly devolve into beasts of burden and
nobody really wants that, do we? much more fun to let the cow-puters handle
that. we humans can use our creativity and intellect just like all the other
animals who we've liberated from our own chains. Would you want your daughters
shoveling shit or writing poetry?
I personally think shoveling shit is less dangerous, but something something
what-do-i-know something something who-can-say.
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dear old people - did you know computers don't need to have buttons? You can
literally just type what you want to make happen (if you know the magic spell)
and it'll just, do that thing
how cool is that
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@user-1100 @user-1074
haha what the fuck
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"cheetos are not a healthy dinner!" my mother's voice echoes through my mind
as I reach for my chopsticks
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@user-622
ah but a noble house would have armed guards who would drag you kicking and
screaming out onto the cold winter night the moment you offended m'lordship
frankly I could do with a good drag-and-kicking myself, where have all the
good men-at-arms gone T.T
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subconsciously running your hand over your butt every time you stand up to
make sure you didn't pee your pants
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@user-1429
girl you're so fuckin' cool why would you hate you
I know the hunger is hard
❤️
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They don't build toll roads to abstract taxes. They build them to keep track
of where you're going.
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--- #44 fediverse/2173 ---
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bro I get that you're tired and burnt out but like, why the fuck do you care
about anything else [oh shit cursing mentioned better put a content warning
because people can't handle things]
[I say this with affection because we're on the same side] [also it's rude,
sorry]
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anyone who punches left is a fucking fed or a fascist or both
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why am i here T.T
oh, should probably smoke more weed. she gets like this
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I legitimately think computers should write code and software engineers should
write legislation and lawyers should resolve problem tickets made by aggrieved
citizens while judges do their best to just keep the boat floating
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that feeling when your computers are just fucked and it's like... whatever,
computers are fucked, I don't give a fuck
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@user-217
I see flossing teeth
I see thongs in a butt
I see a gravity well with a pinprick of a singularity
I see the Mandelbrot set being caressed by inter-spatial wind
I bet if I stared a bit longer I'd see more
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they have the audacity to claim their plan for next year is a second
revolution, as if we had sat idle
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║ │ Sorry if this makes me a lazy leech on society or whatever but I think we should chuck the Puritan work ethic, hustle culture, grindset mindset, all of that crap. I think people should have time for rest, leisure, self care, family, friends, and civic engagement. We should be letting people enjoy life, not expect them to spend every waking hour working for the sake of work because idle hands do the devil's work or whatever modern paint job you want to put on that 400 year old bullshit. │ ║
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@user-1370
you don't have to apologize for escalating your response to trauma
it's cool
we get it
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My biggest fear as an autistic transgender incontinent schizophrenic person is
that one day I'll become a game of hot potato for my relatives to pass around
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"She's a witch, and for some reason she's convinced it's okay to be fucking
insane on main"
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@user-979 @user-980
they do it for power.
power corrupts, and these profane desires they possess are the definition of
evil.
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@user-1209 @user-1262
just gonna say you probably deserve that particular screenshotted block haha -
imagine calling anarcho-nina a fed xD xD
plus that first "get the fuck out of my mentions" was a tip that went over
your head, not a threat said in anger. she's pretty darn angry but that just
means you don't wanna be in her way =P
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"God doesn't know he ate the universe, and we're doing everything we can to
make sure it stays that way."
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good thing they can turn off their empathy module haha now they can torture
them as they please
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the USA is fed by undocumented immigrants who have no other options. I won't
go into which kind of slavery it is, but you can figure it out yourself.
If those workers are deported (or worse), the USA suddenly becomes
significantly closer to famine.
We need them. We need to pay them fairly, obviously, but in a purely selfish
way we need them in order to eat
and he fucking knows that.
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what if we genetically engineered cat fur to taste [good/bad] to cats and
[good/bad] to humans
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I want to pee in your pants and throw javelins at visions of bad guys while
climbing on boulders and gazing to the horizon
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@user-217
big bang, big crunch, viewed looking down the spine of time
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daydreaming about a gang of tough guys who goes around knocking down the
internal fence walls in suburbia and throwing potlucks for all the neighbors
for a month or two so they have social opportunities to meet each other and
make friends
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@user-1188 @user-1189
Sometimes people need to think about things for a while. Let it marinate so
they can understand it a bit more. Fucking fascists keeping people from
thinking.
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Being in motion sucks. Literally can't even put on my shoes without thinking
of toots to fart out.
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whenever repeating letters like thiiiiiiis or thisssss make sure if you're
doing K's that you have at least four
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Most of my magic is based on communicatuion. Why the fuck doesn't anyone want
to sit down on a bunch of drugs and attempt to figure out telepathy with me?
It's literally all I want! Though I can't say it's all I'll ever want. I'm
sure I'll want more, but like... It's not that hard, conceptually, so... Let's
just fucking try it please?
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who gives a shit what you look like just work together for goodness sake
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Some of ya'll don't even know how to cook without seasoning, wtf
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Some day, they'll start to describe your home as "pre-war america" and you'll
start to feel foolish for complaining about workers rights or whatever.
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honestly I think everyone should have two mastodon accounts - one for people
you like, and one for people you trust
(I have one)
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@user-883
Those are things we should account for! As long as someone wants them, they
can just sit in a warehouse forever. And frankly even historians will want at
least a few, even in a thousand years.
EDIT: until needed
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@user-1370
wawawawawawawawawa : )
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humans are fucked
that's how they make new humans
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if I was writing a programming language, I'd name it C just to fuck with people
(great, now others can decide how it's known)
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@user-192
... then let me give my money to the people who actually made the damned
thing...
Ah that's the tricky part, isn't it?
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can you imagine if cows made cheese instead of milk
and you had to squeeze it out of their udders like easy-cheeze
[why would you say such a thing]
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curling up in a ball and thinking about crying for hours is the same as
crying. If a little bit less of a release.
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other people: "you smell like you"
my family: "you smell like BO take a fucking shower" throws things at me
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fediverse software that downloads every post you've ever seen to your hard
drive in an easy-to-read text file so you can go back and look at it later
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can't fucking wait till we're done eating the rich and I can go back to a
simple life of playing with my cat, making video games, writing poetry (bad
poetry, but I like it) and hanging out with my friends.
gotta build the social infrastructure to get through this phase first, though.
something something echo chambers exist IRL too
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here's my opinion: life on earth evolved when combinations of matter were
forced into increasingly difficult-to-solve maze-like environments. this was
due to the strange, honeycomb structure of their rock-like crust. [water
pushed through soil ]
-- stack overflow --
what if we raised more of the surface of the earth (from the oceans) and built
a distant aquifer?
ah, because most of the ocean is sand.
(make sure you know the environment you're modifying before you modify it) how
rapid is 10,000 years?
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gold, as a substance, was necessary for the birth of pottery because it's
malleability and general sparkly and desirable demeanor meant it was easy and
encouraged to create pretty things with it like statues and stuff. then, when
it's rarity became known, because people kept throwing it in the river like
the rest of their trash because they're dumb, people already knew how to make
things and thought "hmmm we need an alternative substance" and then pottery
was hardened by the fire
"oh no it's too hot it's cracking let's pour water on it - ah gosh it made a
bunch of smoke, nuts. oh huh that's kinda cool it's just sitting there in the
statue making jumping motions without moving, wow amazing it looks like it's
alive as it's steaming like I breathe"
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everyone's all like "everything sucks" but I'm feeling confidence and a kind
of... externalized vigor? that's sweeping me off my feet. We'll see what
tomorrow brings, in the general sense.
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something something "those who study history are doomed to watch others repeat
it" or something like that
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so it shall seem that sticks and mud are for me
I say as I sit in my apartment eating rice and beans
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I just want to stress that most people know more than me
slept on my back. had a good dream. gonna shut the fuck up for a bit and see
what ya'll get up to. ;) 😉
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@user-1589
oh noooooo did we just invent the axiomatic conflict of society?? ?
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Can you imagine
Going to your tribal shaman
Saying "hey you gotta pay rent"
... Shamans are fine on the street. I should learn. >.>
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Before people invented walking, we used to roll around like cigarettes.
Then, someone figured out how to roll like an egg, and that changed
*everything*
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girls are so stupid [me lol]
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why is everyone so confused about how I turned out?
I literally spent my whole childhood telling stories to myself
(inspired by the world, and stories I had read, with mechanics like games I
had played)
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something something "all for one and one for all"
something something "ritz you're privileged as fuck your parents would just
buy you a plane ticket to wherever-the-fuck if you needed it"
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honestly we should be building cities in the most boring locations, not the
most beautiful.
like below the crust.
or space.
the surface is a pleasuredome, why waste it on scrubland and turf?
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what if we got together and adopted a new open source project every month and
just collectively worked around the clock to learn and work through the
important problems facing it
or even like, cleared out the backlog of stupid pointless boring tasks that
would allow the developers to work on something better
call it the wandering parade of development
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gonna pre-emptively backup my fediverse archive haha just-in-case I get banned
for spamming or something teehee (totally reasonable teebeeh)
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what if we made cat little boxes with stable "pillars" or "platforms" that
rise just barely above the sand level so their feet don't sink into the
litter, thus reducing the amount tracked onto the carpet
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you're ridiculous, you know that? so selfish. so obscene.
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it's so weird how these days if you don't like someone you can exclude them
from your social life entirely - like, wow... that hurts
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There's no such thing as cowards. We are together or we are not at all, and we
are together.
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leftists pool our capital to fund the weak.
they pool their capital to wrest power. they spend it like a resources, and
treat it as a means. a tool that they wield against us.
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I don't really care about capitalism, sorry... why should the butcher be paid
more than the baker? It's all a bit silly to me.
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socks are a lie drafted by big thread to get us to invest in knitting machines
so we don't have to buy our own footwear at the store
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we must upgrade cats until they can survive falls from terminal velocity
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when you have a massive, fuck-off military, sometimes the best thing to do is
to just... use it.
ah, but what do you do when the sky rains poison bombs?
I dunno turn into candy people I guess /shrug
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This gun is my sword
This blade is my weapon
And my foes will lay before me
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the past was so fuckin' cool. hence, nostalgia.
the past fuckin' sucked. hence, progress.
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@user-1165
I vote yes, because people don't like change. I think we need to build
something that naturally evolves into communism - like for example prices that
trend toward zero as production increases and waste decreases, or community
structures that naturally build solidarity through their structure, form, and
functions rather than through voluntary effort like a union. Because not only
do people not like change, they're also generally lazy, typically preferring
to be home eating sandwiches with their dog and watching TV than at work
discussing labor conditions.
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don't put dirty dishes in the sink you filthy animals
put them on the counter NEXT to the sink
[it's not arbitrary it's just better]
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If someone calls you in the middle of the night asking to be let in because
they need a place to sleep, don't let them in! Unless you know them obvi but
someone you don't know trying to manipulate you like "please I need some
shelter" like, babe no, we need to know each other first, it's dark, I'm in my
pajamas, c'mon.
If it's below freezing then okay, maybe, but... They got themselves into that
situation
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{[booooo that writing stinks, the writers of the first few lines were better]}
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@user-1259
pee
tee
hee
you
can't
stop
mee
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Cats only want one thing and its fucking disgusting [cat food]
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but we, being united in our shared common societal solidarity, as in the
shared struggles and hopes that we have, perceive each and every things that
passes through us. Our thoughts. These, we
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Goddamnit I spilled something onto some things that will never be clean again
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Goddamnit I spilled something onto some things that will never be clean again
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did you know that if you actually tried to do magic you might just become good
at meditating?
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@user-1074
ah yes but didn't you know? orphans produce unobtanium in their bones, and if
we didn't crush them into powder we couldn't make ultra-doxo-floro-tin-omatic
lubrication jelly, which is used to power our weapons of mass destruction like
planes and trains and tanks and suburbs.
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kicking up a sandstorm.
"someone once told me to act suspicious as fuck while doing nothing illegal
and I took it to heart"
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don't feed bread to birds, it absorbs their stomach acid and expands in their
tummy and makes them feel full when they're not. Then they get confused why
they don't have energy when they need it.
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@user-398
you take that back you feckin goof Mickey is king for a reason I will DIE on
this hill
(jk sorry for being combative but I'd just like to say that I'm someone who
likes him unironically in essentially every incarnation)
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cops think we're gullible, just saying
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can you imagine if carbon dating didn't work the way we thought it did
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War doesn't care if you use guns or swords or words or waves. War is conflict,
conflict is motion, and you are in the eye of the storm.
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... and then things got turned up to eleven
what were they at before?
... eleven. why do you ask?
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every time I read a subtoot I assume it's about me and I mentally curl up into
a ball
doesn't matter if it's totally irrelevant, if there's no target specified it
defaults to me because... like, who else is there right?
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Good storytelling is telling things [even if/because] they are plot of the
events as told via -- stack overflow -- hmmm this was from a while ago, idk
when
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@user-882
true, and that was somehow seen as progressive ? ? ? The past was wild
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infinite dedication implies stagnation, don't be so quick to trust.
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some people hear words like "datastructures" and "object-oriented programming"
and think they're made up terms that don't mean anything important.
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totemic style gods and also egyptian hieroglyphics and stuff are reflected in
the collective personalities of ancient furries (therian) (fae with animal
faces)
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We need to find a way to care about all the shitheads who are going to have
their hearts broken by trump
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War is hell - each casualty bids farewell to a wholely unique treasure from
this world - war is hell - there is nothing that cannot be resolved with
words. And yet we fight, and yet we pillage. War is hell, and those who demand
it must do so only to resist evil, elemental evil, the kind that wars on the
innocent and pillages the bounteous. War is hell. Fucking kill the ones who
make it.
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cookies are just cookie dough that you've already baked
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this is how I nourish my brain.
By being hopelessly profane.
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@user-1558
I contest trolls too because it fulfills my internal adventurer instinct to
protect marketplaces and farmhouses from savage brutes made out of moss with
clubs the size of a log
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a perpetual motion machine would appear stable to the machine in motion
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@user-138
me neither... guess it's in-person for me.
[a mysterious "they" then proceeds to set up microphones everywhere I might go]
ah nuts why are all these people carrying phones around
[they already know who I am, and I don't really want to be someone else, so]
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me as a kid: "fuck you mom I'm not unloading the dishwasher it's my sister's
turn"
me now: what if I did your dishes for you uwu
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dear me:
DO SOMETHING USEFUL FOR ONCE
that's all, fuck off and be helpful
... wow, rude.
yeah I mean, I do helpful things. useful things, somethings.
helpful.
useful.
many such cases, she says, with ultimate certainty, as if narrative could be
prologued. but pronounced prolonged.
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this world was made for you and me but I just keep whining and crying about it
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this is my home...
this is where I'm from...
can't wait to turn it into a public park, just fuckin' watch me.
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what if we taxed every ounce of resource that companies wasted
(maybe with a multiplier for the current relative value of the substance -
diamonds are more valuable than apples per pound)
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what if instead of hulu we paid for a random house in a nice area with real
classic design to be bought by a bunch of goth girls and treated like a palace
while they do goth girl things
then we did it 500 times until we ran out of goth girls
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@user-1639
or nobody sees it, because you post the things you say on the internet in 2024
which is so siloed and echo-chambered that the only people who hear it say
"tru tho" and "she just like me fr" and never change because of your words
... wait that's just what you said, but made more specific, isn't it?
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our ancestors worshiped us through their acts of devotion and lust
if you're reading this, there's a very good chance that some of your ancestors
are still alive
![sometimes I look at a fruit or vegetable and see how optimized it is and I'm just filled with love. people have the idea that edible plants are "organic" or have just sprung from the earth in their form but that's not true!! they were selectively bred for thousands of years by generations upon generations of people. That is love. That is faith. When you bite into a fruit you are eating the generations of labor instilled in it to make it just right for you. [picture of wheat grains] [picture of corns on the cob] This is how much our ancestors loved us. This is all their struggles and all their hopes. This is how much our ancestors loved being alive.](/similar-different/media/f37ce240daccb50a.webp "sometimes I look at a fruit or vegetable and see how optimized it is and I'm just filled with love. people have the idea that edible plants are \"organic\" or have just sprung from the earth in their form but that's not true!! they were selectively bred for thousands of years by generations upon generations of people. That is love. That is faith. When you bite into a fruit you are eating the generations of labor instilled in it to make it just right for you. [picture of wheat grains] [picture of corns on the cob] This is how much our ancestors loved us. This is all their struggles and all their hopes. This is how much our ancestors loved being alive.")
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my packrat genetics tell me to hoard metal, and scrounge anything good.
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we all need each other, no matter how much we don't want to need.
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weed is inedible when raw. you gotta cook it first. idk why people insist on
burning it...
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people's palestine trauma is totally gonna fuck them up when it happens to
their backyard.
thanks, evil-run social media. It's true we wouldn't have been motivated
without it, but such horrors are interminable to concieve about.
"what if we just built our own websites and linked to them when we find them?"
"hmmmm, interesting, this goes in my XYZ bookmark folder"
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"yes.... YESSS!!~! burn your self out for me, puniful mortals! I BASK IN YOUR
SIN OF DECREPIT DILIGENCE!"
wow chill out it's like, 10am jeez
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they brought the fall of their culture upon themselves by being fascists.
It's their own damn fault. Now nobody gets apple pie, baseball, fireworks, and
what they represent without feeling a little guilty or uncomfortable.
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@user-233
they were betting on selling us spaceflight and advertisements, but wouldn't
you know it most of us cared more for food and water
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OH NO costco changed their smoothies THAT WAS A COMFORT FOOD wahhhhhhh autism
strikes back part twoooooo
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lol I spent half an hour holding a trowel and then I designed a new type of
digging instrument
and they want me to work a job /eyeroll
/stickey-outey-tonguey-face/pics/all/total/* -ffvagrnbeexey --no-menus 14
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what if instead of shredding our cardboard boxes and melting them down into
fertilizer or whatever we instead gave them to homeless people
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@user-883
kinda makes me think we should make our own capitalism, with pickles and
healthcare
actually screw the capitalism let's just take care of each other
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god's on the fediverse and you want me to work to pay rent? what the fuck is
wrong with you
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@user-246
or why they'd ban you without fighting you, trying to change your mind
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Again, to reiterate:they would give us a kinga criminalized people is
genocideloyalty over expertise is the death of legitimacy
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we need a different way of swordfighting now that people have different
relationships to swords and weapons. Medieval skills made sense when everyone
used knives every day. now it's much easier to [redacted] them all through the
rest of november. [sorry, what?] oh sure ttyl
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"mom can we have some trans girls"
"no, we have trans girls at home"
the trans girls at home: :fediverse:
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@user-570
so, the same thing as pearl-clutching journalism?
"OoOoOoOo look at all these BLACK people going to JAZZ CLUBS and seducing our
flapper women"
or "Rock and Roll and drugs are ruining this nation!"
basically eliciting an emotional reaction in order to prime a group of people
to hatred or violence against a particular target group of people
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fellas is it gay if I think fascists should be killed if they don't
permanently revoke their ways
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They keep trying to make a movie out of my life because that's how they keep
culture going but I won't let them unless the movie is about them
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what if me and my friends were too cute for this world and all the
conservatives who don't like queer people just fell in love and realized we're
pretty freakin' cool if you can get past the strange parts
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It doesn't have to be more complicated than "give us money and we'll fight
back the right wing death squads"
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[Audio: ramblings-of-a-whackadoodle.wav]
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do pushups
and squats
and planks
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"this game is too hard" she whined, as she played on the hardest difficulty
setting
"this game is too long" she pleaded, as she failed to get absorbed by the
story and characters
"this game is too fast" she avoided, as life comes at ya once and then it's
gone
"I'll never get another chance to be who I am right now" she remarked, as she
considered how society is designed not to have the best life, but to extract
labor from us. That's not what our ideal should be, she thinks to me, and I'm
like... bro figure your shit out you're harshing my mellow
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thinking about that time I abstracted into an oblivion sphere of eternally
fractalized delights wtih my girl
dam i miss her
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...zzzZZZzzz...
whyyyyyy am I so sleeeeepy oh yeah it's this human form, I gotta feed it and
water it and rest it and take care of it and it's totally worth it
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me - "I have to wear diapers and it sucks because I hate them"
my girlfriend - "okay but what if you didn't"
me - ":O"
she/her - "how did you make that sound with your mouth"
the it - a-wawaWAwa
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people are afraid of robo dogs but... like...
robo-horses
centaurs even
[scary scary ogre]
rarrraaar i'm gonna eat ur bones
bwahahaha evil necromancer
ahhhhhhh scary
-- stack overflow --
did you know in the movie They Live they give a fairly specific formula to
creating the glasses themselves? I wonder if anyone's tried that
I wonder what they then did see
kinda wish big corporations would use their research division to like, rethink
the oldest of prophecies? or okay hear me out or solve difficult human problems
... ah but where's the profit "she's getting stoned at home"
meanwhile she made something of such beauty she felt simply sublime
I wonder what it'd feel like to get your spine replaced with a metal rod
I bet my posture would be amazing
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gonna ask my doctor for ADHD meds so I can hopefully jump-skip framebuffer
divebomb spinadoodle half A press my way over the fucking labyrinth that is my
weird and jank af mind
and no I don't watch speedruns but my social group hears me a lot of them.
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Soup kitchens are how they get leftists to burn out.
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"what is she DOING" or is it more like "what is she VIEWING" like damn that's
some pretty spicy kush
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... most of what she says is nonsense, but that 20% that's right is like... SO
right, y'know?
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witches wear pony tails on the low sides of their heads because that way their
hat doesn't rub up against their hair
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I just ate a whooooole chocolate bar
it melted in my hands
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I suck at everything I do T.T
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goodnight,
people-who-all-agree-with-me-but-who-I-still-rant-to-anyway-because-I'm-full-of
-rage, talk to you tomorrow. or whenever.
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@user-171
ha no she's more of a whiny baby
but like, a cool one, who likes to be a predator and hunt things
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"you don't seem autistic"
wow no shit almost as if I had acting classes as a child
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I don't believe civilization would have flourished as it did without the
invention of noodles. They are simply sublime.
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@user-1748
they want you drained and overloaded.
makes it harder to take care of others.
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@user-249
most people don't talk to me so either you're braver than most or I hit a
common chord that you and I share
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"Argh I hate being validated!"people in denial
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@user-217
well to the prison of the ancients
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when I first came to the fediverse everyone was so fucking cute
now everyone's all somber all the time.
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here are the albums I know:
Insomniac: Being young is weird
Dookie: Our culture fucking sucks
American Idiot: Let's fucking burn it
20th Century Radio: While listening to this
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║ │ Dear #LazyGalaxy, we fucked up. Our planet formed a vast one-time reserve of hydrocarbon deposits due to a quirk of evolution - plants out evolved plant-eating microbes, for a time. We burned those hydrocarbons and now our climate is busted. Attached to this message is a technical readout of our nuclear fusion power plant prototypes. They don’t work. What are we doing wrong? │ ║
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║ │ You can help us by: │ ║
║ │ * debugging our design │ ║
║ │ * sending us a working power solution │ ║
║ │ * suggesting a mechanism to extract carbon dioxide from our atmosphere │ ║
║ │ * donating hydrocarbon-rich comets (please do not aim directly at our planet we are not great at catching, cislunar orbital capture trajectory would be best) │ ║
║ │ * Sharing discount codes for Star Depot │ ║
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Consumption is contribution to a capitalist system. Normalize taking whatever
you are given and living as humbly as you can. Only when everyone does that
may capitalism die. Talk to them, learn from their stories. Teach them your
ways but don't force anything upon them. Any ounce of regret is defined as a
mind not aligned to the angle of perception that designs the line that the
collective mind co-re-assigns.
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if you spot an ambush about to strike, shut the fuck up and get in position.
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@user-1443
they need to do stuff like that or else the republicans would never win...
which honestly is the most heartening thing I've heard all day.
there are more of us than them, thank goodness.
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