=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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 Cholula brand tm hotsauce? don't you mean the "I fucked up while cooking and
 want to still eat it" sauce?
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

--- #1 fediverse/354 ---
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 @user-258 
 
 do pickles count as a fluid?
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--- #2 fediverse/1908 ---
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 @user-1100 @user-1074 
 
 haha what the fuck
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--- #3 fediverse/231 ---
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 spaghetti, fedi?
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--- #4 messages/363 ---
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 Some of ya'll don't even know how to cook without seasoning, wtf
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--- #5 fediverse/2517 ---
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 when cooking, a bit of pickle juice can make almost any dish "zing"!
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--- #6 fediverse/829 ---
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 you're ridiculous, you know that? so selfish. so obscene.
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--- #7 fediverse/4432 ---
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 @user-1678 
 
 warriors need help the most.
 
 why should they cook and clean if they're busy dying for you?
 
 help them. Do what you can for them. Or become one yourself.
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--- #8 messages/1184 ---
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 weed is inedible when raw. you gotta cook it first. idk why people insist on
 burning it...
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--- #9 fediverse/3776 ---
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 whenever repeating letters like thiiiiiiis  or thisssss make sure if you're
 doing K's that you have at least four
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--- #10 fediverse/5796 ---
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 "what is she DOING" or is it more like "what is she VIEWING" like damn that's
 some pretty spicy kush
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--- #11 messages/123 ---
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 You know how cream of mushroom soup is hardly ever eaten as soup? Find your
 own tricks like that.
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--- #12 messages/282 ---
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 Soup kitchens are how they get leftists to burn out.
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--- #13 fediverse/3611 ---
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 I wish they sold ramen noodle seasoning by the jar and ramen noodles by the
 package (without seasoning)
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--- #14 fediverse/2782 ---
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 @user-579 
 
 vegetables = nutrients? and oatmeal is a soup, right?
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--- #15 fediverse/1300 ---
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 eat another pickle
 
 you surely will not regret eating another pickle
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--- #16 fediverse/183 ---
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 ugh. eating? again? didn't we fix this problem yesterday?
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--- #17 fediverse/5818 ---
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 all you can eat sushi places where they bring you a little of whatever the
 shef had been making
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--- #18 fediverse/2415 ---
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 @user-1074 @user-1209 @user-1262 
 
 heh what kind of vibe do I give?
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--- #19 fediverse/837 ---
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 if you're cooking, and you want a specific ingredient to have a stronger
 flavor, use more of it.
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--- #20 messages/913 ---
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 girls are so stupid [me lol]
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--- #21 fediverse/3150 ---
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 I fucking hate how games give dopamine
 
 they're so much more educational than that.
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--- #22 fediverse/5539 ---
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 don't put dirty dishes in the sink you filthy animals
 
 put them on the counter NEXT to the sink
 
 [it's not arbitrary it's just better]
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--- #23 fediverse/606 ---
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 try putting butter and broth/boullion in the rice cooker. trust me.
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--- #24 messages/663 ---
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 "cheetos are not a healthy dinner!" my mother's voice echoes through my mind
 as I reach for my chopsticks
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--- #25 fediverse/6091 ---
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 │ CW: cursing-mentioned │
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 me as a kid: "fuck you mom I'm not unloading the dishwasher it's my sister's
 turn"
 
 me now: what if I did your dishes for you uwu
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--- #26 fediverse/2260 ---
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 │ CW: food-mentioned   │
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 cookies or cheetos for dinner is better than nothing for dinner, but please
 eat your vegetables when you can.
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--- #27 fediverse_boost/5500 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  unhinged rants per random number                                            
  
                                                            
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--- #28 fediverse/2412 ---
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 @user-1209 @user-1262 
 
 just gonna say you probably deserve that particular screenshotted block haha -
 imagine calling anarcho-nina a fed xD xD
 
 plus that first "get the fuck out of my mentions" was a tip that went over
 your head, not a threat said in anger. she's pretty darn angry but that just
 means you don't wanna be in her way =P
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--- #29 fediverse/5942 ---
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 │ CW: mental-health-   │
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 I suck at everything I do T.T
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--- #30 fediverse/3481 ---
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 instant ramen noodles are an ingredient, not a dish
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--- #31 fediverse/1736 ---
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 worcestersure sauce and soyaki, surprisingly decent combination
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--- #32 fediverse/3166 ---
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 I'm one of those weirdos who likes hot sauce more for the "sauce" than the
 "hot"
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--- #33 fediverse/4568 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 ... and like. idk what do you do at that point
 
 say "fuck it" and live with imperfection? embrace anti-natural selection?
 valorize deviance and queerness in digitally appropriated artistic media
 collections?
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--- #34 messages/255 ---
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 Has that tree always been there? How is it so tall with such a thin trunk?
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--- #35 messages/173 ---
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 When you die, nobody will ever taste your cooking again. Nobody will even
 remember what it tastes like.
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--- #36 fediverse/1630 ---
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 │ CW: sex mentioned    │
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 the most taboo thing about sex is the opposite of what you care about. the
 most intense aversion is what turns you on. weird.
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--- #37 fediverse/3188 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 they liiiiike you 😋 
 
 maybe they'll hire you!
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--- #38 messages/152 ---
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 Crazy, or just superstitious to a fault?
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--- #39 fediverse/841 ---
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 universal basic income is nice and all, but what about universal basic rations?
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--- #40 fediverse/3197 ---
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 @user-1259 
 
 pee
 tee 
 hee 
 you 
 can't 
 stop 
 mee
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--- #41 fediverse/1165 ---
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 @user-246 
 
 you mean putting stones in soup for flavor? They're re-usable!
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--- #42 fediverse/1325 ---
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 │ CW: kicks-down-the-door │
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 PROCRASTINATING, AGAIN ARE YE? AWAY WITH YE WENCH
 
 no! please! I haven't finished shitposting!
 
 GO DO YOUR STUDIES YOU LOAF OF BUTTER AND PEAS
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--- #43 fediverse/562 ---
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 when peak unintelligibility levels have been reached, feel free to become
 unremarkable at your leisure.
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--- #44 fediverse/1986 ---
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 when cornered, is it your instinct to escape? or to take one of them down with
 you?
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--- #45 messages/377 ---
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 infinite dedication implies stagnation, don't be so quick to trust.
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--- #46 fediverse/4040 ---
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 @user-1573 
 
 ... wait, what kinds of noises do I usually make ? ? ?
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--- #47 fediverse/4115 ---
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 I love cream of mushroom soup! It's so flexible, you can add it to a lot of
 dishes and unless you make a few crucial mistakes, it's gonna turn out great!
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--- #48 fediverse/3276 ---
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 why does eggnog taste American to me???
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--- #49 fediverse/3002 ---
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 "come, taste the kool-aid, it's delicious"
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--- #50 fediverse/4634 ---
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 @user-1719 
 
 did you see any erections on the nude beach? you must be in the southern
 hemisphere, I'd freeze my tits off here.
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--- #51 fediverse/347 ---
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 cookies are just cookie dough that you've already baked
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--- #52 fediverse/1334 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: TMI-medical-issue-thing-don't-worry-about-it │
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 subconsciously running your hand over your butt every time you stand up to
 make sure you didn't pee your pants
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--- #53 fediverse/3696 ---
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 │ CW: mental-health    │
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 why does my fridge keep saying "you're dead to me"...?
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--- #54 fediverse/4876 ---
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 │ CW: re: US politics-related, personal │
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 @user-1370 
 
 you don't have to apologize for escalating your response to trauma
 
 it's cool
 
 we get it
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--- #55 fediverse/1044 ---
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 #CDCsays to always cheese the cat when they need it
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--- #56 fediverse_boost/5871 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  going to therapy isn't a replacement for having freaky sex with your friends  
  
                                                            
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--- #57 fediverse/6342 ---
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 revolution
 doesn't
 have
 to be
 about
 them
 .
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--- #58 fediverse/3351 ---
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 privacy doesn't mean anything on the internet to me because privacy on the
 internet doesn't mean anything to "them"
 
 gestures vaguely, maybe winks once or twice and/or presents an emphasis face
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--- #59 fediverse/1249 ---
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 @user-889 
 
 did you sleep well last night?
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--- #60 fediverse/2111 ---
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 when someone deletes what they were typing and starts over, that means they
 have something more to share and you should try and figure out what it is with
 questions.
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--- #61 fediverse/3531 ---
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 I love ramen but I don't like how it makes me feel after eating it
 :ms_confused:
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--- #62 fediverse/487 ---
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 I don't really care about capitalism, sorry... why should the butcher be paid
 more than the baker? It's all a bit silly to me.
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--- #63 fediverse/1588 ---
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 @user-1035 
 
 Even better if you say "you do you too"
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--- #64 fediverse/2916 ---
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 ┌─────────────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: re: politics, surprise Nazi ref │
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 @user-1209 @user-1074 
 
 I'm not NOT saying that...! 😋
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--- #65 fediverse/3288 ---
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 │ CW: cursing-mentioned │
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 Goddamnit I spilled something onto some things that will never be clean again
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--- #66 messages/479 ---
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 Goddamnit I spilled something onto some things that will never be clean again
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--- #67 fediverse/757 ---
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 @user-8 
 
 do you go camping often? =P
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--- #68 fediverse/5124 ---
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 ┌────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: re: NSFW, kink (ABDL), lewd pic w/o nudity │
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 @user-1370 
 
 wawawawawawawawawa : )
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--- #69 fediverse/3655 ---
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 born to write xlock screensavers
 
 cursed to shitpost
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--- #70 messages/124 ---
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 when you run out of a food item, put the label in your purse.
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--- #71 fediverse/5865 ---
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 to be clear, salting fields is dumb, don't do it, it's bad for the environment
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--- #72 fediverse/1955 ---
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 I like cooking at home because I can just double each recipe and think about
 food half as often.
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--- #73 fediverse/5311 ---
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 I don't know anything about cryptography 🙃 😋 🥴
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--- #74 fediverse/2668 ---
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 @user-570 
 
 what does fash-jacket mean? :O
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 🖼
           local response  equals 1 while true do if response does not equal 0 then require: build, my_name, and heart. end.                  response  equals in_channel:peek()  humans are unafraid because anyone better than us would necessarily be kinder
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--- #76 fediverse/6458 ---
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 gonna pre-emptively backup my fediverse archive haha just-in-case I get banned
 for spamming or something teehee (totally reasonable teebeeh)
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--- #77 fediverse/1175 ---
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 I count 8 pickle jars in my fridge, of which about half have at least one
 pickle.
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--- #78 fediverse/5948 ---
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 worth
picture of my cat sleeping on my lap at my computer desk.
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--- #79 fediverse/4296 ---
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 @user-1655 
 
 why don't we just weaponize email and send json to each other that ends up
 parsed, interpreted, and presented on the end-user's computer using whatever
 client we want?
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--- #80 fediverse/2220 ---
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 @user-1203 
 
 Hey, you're the one asking about url-length, which isn't something that most
 people are concerned about due to automatic embeds and "tap-to-visit"
 functionality 😋
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--- #81 fediverse/5603 ---
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 │ CW: sex-mentioned    │
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 I had sex and it was SO GOOD I dunno what it was maybe I leveled up my
 visualization stat or something but it was DIFFERENT and AWESOME
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--- #82 fediverse/3813 ---
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 @user-1259 
 
 not to pizza since I don't usually eat those, but I do to other frozen /
 pre-cooked foods!!
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--- #83 fediverse/1039 ---
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 god's on the fediverse and you want me to work to pay rent? what the fuck is
 wrong with you
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--- #84 messages/1002 ---
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 In revolutionary Cascadia, you don't have to do anything different. Until you
 decide you want to.
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--- #85 fediverse/1112 ---
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 @user-78 
 
 elle - emm - ayyyy - ohhhh
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--- #86 fediverse/4866 ---
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 don't you just love it when you get several discord notifications but you tab
 back to check out the discord screen and there's no red numbers anywhere?
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--- #87 messages/359 ---
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 "God doesn't know he ate the universe, and we're doing everything we can to
 make sure it stays that way."
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--- #88 fediverse/1678 ---
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 @user-1037 mmmm, paprika for flavor, red chile flakes for spice
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--- #89 messages/780 ---
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 In their darkest moments 
 Do the dead with 
 That they were still alive?
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--- #90 fediverse/2776 ---
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 │ CW: re: us politics  │
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 @user-192 
 
 saw this video a week or so ago, you might be interested
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--- #91 notes/rice-stuff-recipe ---
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 Boil the rice.
 
 when it is finished and hot, add a lot of butter and stir it in.
 
 when done add cinnamon and stir it in.
 
 then add raisins if wanted.
 
 then milk to taste.
 
 add sugar if desired.
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--- #92 fediverse/234 ---
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 carrots and sweet onions sauteeing on the stove
 
 rice in the rice-cooker seasoned with butter and boullion
 
 garnish with chopped green onions and a dash of garlic powder
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--- #93 fediverse/1558 ---
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 Just because you haven't won yet, doesn't mean you've lost.
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--- #94 fediverse/897 ---
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 @user-78 
 
 would you like to hear a recipe for steamed eggs? they're my favorite
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--- #95 messages/1053 ---
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 Anyway here's what i came to say:
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--- #96 fediverse/4251 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 is it weird that I pictured a can of diced tomatoes from Costco sitting in a
 salad? strained of course
 
 juicy dressing 🥴 
 
 [self indulgent writing, apologies]
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--- #97 fediverse/1895 ---
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 │ CW: re: C-programming-and-alcohol-mentioned │
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 @user-1074 
 
 yeah drinking's overrated. I know I'd rather eat a home-cooked meal any day.
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--- #98 fediverse/1035 ---
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 @user-757 @user-192 
 
 true and my suggestion doesn't provide a tracelog, pretty much just the status
 of the variables when it pauses or ends.
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--- #99 fediverse/3626 ---
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 ritz why would you say this
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--- #100 fediverse/2910 ---
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 anyone who punches left is a fucking fed or a fascist or both
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--- #101 fediverse/921 ---
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 @user-633 
 
 :O
 
 I'm vegetarian, but this reminded me that I could just put bouillon in boiling
 water and drink that xD
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--- #102 messages/523 ---
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 You know all those times you did really horny things for no reason? Those are
 times when someone was having a wet dream to your life.
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--- #103 fediverse/1290 ---
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 │ CW: minors-DNI-cannabis-mentioned │
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 @user-919 @user-203 
 
 hey don't worry, I had too many edibles and was feeling passionate, don't
 worry you are loved
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--- #104 fediverse/3209 ---
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 I just fed some of my earwax to my cat.
 
 she wanted more.
 
 what have I done.
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--- #105 fediverse/6242 ---
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 My favorite thing about Freddi Fish is how it teaches sensory experience.
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--- #106 fediverse/3971 ---
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 │ CW: mental-health-minus │
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 somebody asked me for popcorn and I couldn't even provide it! What kind of
 witch am I if I can't provide popcorn on demand T.T T.T
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--- #107 fediverse/6343 ---
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 you can revolute whenever you want to.
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--- #108 fediverse/5544 ---
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 when people need you but don't believe in you, it's easy to find it difficult
 to get out of bed.
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--- #109 fediverse/5482 ---
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 │ CW: cursing-mentioned-militaries-mentioned │
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 when you have a massive, fuck-off military, sometimes the best thing to do is
 to just... use it.
 
 ah, but what do you do when the sky rains poison bombs?
 
 I dunno turn into candy people I guess /shrug
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--- #110 fediverse/6447 ---
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 I just ate a whooooole chocolate bar
 
 it melted in my hands
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--- #111 fediverse/4248 ---
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 jan soweli
 
 [stolen from reddit]
a picture of a fox person in the background with the words "jan" and "soweli" imprinted above  in Toki Pona, the language for good, "jan" means "person" and "soweli" means "animal", essentially implying that animal people are valid and precious and super-cool-friendly-pals.
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--- #112 fediverse/5134 ---
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 don't I have anything better to do?
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--- #113 fediverse/4878 ---
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 OH NO costco changed their smoothies THAT WAS A COMFORT FOOD wahhhhhhh autism
 strikes back part twoooooo
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--- #114 messages/1103 ---
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 I like my room. have you ever been in my room? you'd like it too.
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--- #115 fediverse/920 ---
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 │ CW: food             │
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 bring back savory teas, where did they go
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--- #116 fediverse_boost/2964 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  Feeling a vibe shift toward the left embracing mom energy and relinquishing our fear of cringe, and can I just say not a fucking moment too soon  
  
                                                            
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--- #117 fediverse/5016 ---
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 @user-1201 
 
 perpetual summer vacation? with a side of "from each to their yaddah yaddah"
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--- #118 fediverse/3917 ---
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 people who don't play games are fucked in the afterlife, just sayin'
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--- #119 fediverse/5673 ---
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 darn girlfriends snuggling me to death. lemme type pls I got psychic ramblings
 to profess earnestly and honestly and truely
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--- #120 fediverse/233 ---
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 @user-189 yah chillies are good as long as we can put shallots in it too!
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--- #121 fediverse/5728 ---
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 trans girls on e but muscular 😍 
 
 [I'm ace]
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--- #122 fediverse/1771 ---
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 if you can't find them when you need them, then you don't have them.
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--- #123 fediverse/2523 ---
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 I just want to stress that most people know more than me
 
 slept on my back. had a good dream. gonna shut the fuck up for a bit and see
 what ya'll get up to. ;) 😉
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--- #124 fediverse/5163 ---
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 │ CW: sex-mentioned    │
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 why are people so weird about sex? like, hell yeah I'd totally watch you do
 it. I bet you make it awesome. We can get beers afterwards and maybe
 [cheer/tear repeatedly] afterwards.
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--- #125 messages/208 ---
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 Geek prayer? Preach brothers and sisters >.>
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--- #126 fediverse/1579 ---
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 fellas is it gay if I think fascists should be killed if they don't
 permanently revoke their ways
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--- #127 fediverse/3290 ---
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 │ CW: cursing-mentioned │
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 All because [redacted] stupid fucking dumb piece of shit [redacted] put their
 half-empty ice-cream mug next to [redacted] and forgot about it.
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--- #128 messages/481 ---
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 All because [redacted] stupid fucking dumb piece of shit [redacted] put their
 half-empty ice-cream mug next to [redacted] and forgot about it.
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--- #129 fediverse_boost/2054 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  Be the cringe you want to see in the world.                                 
  
                                                            
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--- #130 fediverse/2983 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────┐
 │ CW: food-mentioned   │
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 when eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, always make sure the jelly
 side is facing you before biting.
 
 that way, you have sweet jelly on your tongue before the sticky peanut butter
 overrides your tastebuds
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--- #131 fediverse/5269 ---
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 "girl why do you talk"
 
 girl why do you listen
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--- #132 fediverse/216 ---
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 │ CW: tactics-cursing-not-immediately-relevant-just-an-observation │
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 if you spot an ambush about to strike, shut the fuck up and get in position.
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--- #133 messages/771 ---
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 When you're working, don't write down your ideas.
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--- #134 fediverse/1562 ---
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 girls who are into computers are kinda hot ngl
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--- #135 messages/482 ---
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 I am indescribably furious right now
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--- #136 fediverse/5081 ---
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 what if mastodon recorded the date and time of every time you boosted /
 unboosted something so you can keep track of what your page looked like over
 time [in the export data functionality]
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--- #137 fediverse/3496 ---
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 │ CW: cursing-mentioned-conspiracy │
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 downside of being gregarious is that everyone you meet in Portland these days
 is a fucking fed -.-
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--- #138 fediverse/4117 ---
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 @user-92 
 
 emphasis on "incomprehensible" for my part
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--- #139 messages/78 ---
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 My biggest fear as an autistic transgender incontinent schizophrenic person is
 that one day I'll become a game of hot potato for my relatives to pass around
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--- #140 fediverse/2882 ---
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 in regards to my food habits, PLEASE do as I say, not as I do. for your own
 sake.
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--- #141 fediverse/5108 ---
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 kinda fucked up that you can't write an explanation question answer paragraph
 essay statement when appealing youtube's
 content-guideline-artistic-content-removal-policy. Especially when there are
 exemptions for artistic pieces under the nudity clause article seven.
 
 it's just a boob, what's the big deal?
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--- #142 fediverse/5188 ---
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 did you know that kids these days don't know how to do thing?
 
 It's true! they do thing instead!
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--- #143 fediverse_boost/6053 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  i post compulsively lmfao                                                   
  
                                                            
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--- #144 fediverse/870 ---
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 @user-95 
 
 that makes sense to me!
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--- #145 fediverse/3999 ---
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 ... most of what she says is nonsense, but that 20% that's right is like... SO
 right, y'know?
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--- #146 fediverse/3583 ---
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 when was the last time you licked a plate?
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--- #147 fediverse/5445 ---
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 @user-1283 
 
 just make sure you add alt-text!
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 best response to a deepfaked sex tape
 
 "ugh, why are you asking me about that? You can make videos about anyone,
 doing anything these days. You're looking at a robot wearing my face, it has
 nothing to do with me. Can you ask me a policy question, please?"
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--- #149 fediverse/61 ---
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 @user-71 omg how~!
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--- #150 fediverse/5782 ---
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 sometimes I post random silly [scary] things to pad out the serious things and
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--- #151 fediverse/6108 ---
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 phew this is what happens when you make your morning pages public. gonna eat
 some pizza instead of this nonsense.
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 @user-576 
 
 So says I. Do you disagree?
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--- #154 fediverse/1916 ---
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 "you don't seem autistic"
 
 wow no shit almost as if I had acting classes as a child
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 @user-570 
 
 oh yeah UBI would be nice. Can we do that instead?
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--- #156 fediverse/1989 ---
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 I don't care who you are, but if others aren't fighting to be in your life,
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--- #157 fediverse/704 ---
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 Is my formatting pretty or does it make you angry?
screenshots of C and Lua code that have strange formatting. The style is designed such that the readers eyes "flow" across the code like the gradual descent of water down a sloping riverbed, following a logical progression from top left to bottom right (generally) while returning to the left side whenever a new operation is performed or something is repeated.  This particular picture is of a simple if check:  if a creature's rank is equal to "four" or "two", then the creature is a rare monster type. Otherwise, they are not a rare monster type. Lua code to determine whether or not a character in a video game is available to be ambushed by a randomly generated monster.  There are several checks applied, checking things like "is the character sitting down" or "are they underwater", in which case a message is printed to the log and no further action is taken.  If all of the checks pass, and the character is free to be ambushed, then it runs the "spawnAndAttackPlayer()" function. A long string of "if" statements checking whether individual bits in a very small data structure are set. There's nine of them total, and they are arranged in a grid - this project was for a tic-tac-toe game, where there are nine total squares to play in. Setting up some location variables for a player unit. It starts by setting an X, Y, Z, and O for orientation value to a player's current location. Then it steps through and sets them to more accurate values. The reason for this ordering is so that if the function to find the more accurate value fails, it can fall back on the player's current location instead.  The interesting formatting is due to the layout of the "set" operations - they are ordered in a two dimensional grid rather than a top-to-bottom list like how most people would organize it.
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--- #158 fediverse/605 ---
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 I know they look tasty, but don't you dare feed green onions, regular onions,
 or garlic to squirrels or ducks.
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--- #159 fediverse/173 ---
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 @user-156 alone, as all men do?
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--- #160 fediverse/2285 ---
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 if you're ever hanging out with my cat and she puts her paw on your face, that
 means she wants you to kiss her forehead. 😋
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 @user-258 
 
 mmmmmm yessss that sounds delicious. ^_^
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--- #162 fediverse/3514 ---
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 @user-579 
 
 maybe if you pitch it to them with a presentation and offer to set up the
 infrastructure they would give you extra credit or an award or maybe just
 brownie points
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--- #163 fediverse/3965 ---
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 maybe some whiteboards and notebooks as well...
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--- #164 fediverse/2090 ---
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 don't feed bread to birds, it absorbs their stomach acid and expands in their
 tummy and makes them feel full when they're not. Then they get confused why
 they don't have energy when they need it.
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--- #165 fediverse/6087 ---
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 @user-1074 
 
 why not both? all you gotta do is say "I'm just a girl" enough times and the
 dummies will believe you wink
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--- #166 fediverse/6321 ---
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 "hey. wanna stretch with me? oh, whatever you want. I'll be doing my own
 thing."
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 wildflowers and piss make pretty good soil.
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 I tripped onto the light rail tracks today while a train was near
 
 I can't believe how fucking useless I am
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--- #169 fediverse/142 ---
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 @user-135 I only sorta know what that means 🙃​
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 oh my gosh human food is so delicious, they don't know what they got and how
 precious it is T.T
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 I don't know why, but I like to put mustard seeds in my pasta marinara. Maybe
 it's a texture thing?
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 ... wait, shit I forgot I was about to go do a thing, ttyl
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--- #173 fediverse/4673 ---
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 you know you're cheating when you play Chess at your favorite bar, right?
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--- #174 fediverse_boost/5147 ---
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  Need that E2EE fedi right now                                               
                                                                              
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--- #175 fediverse/1454 ---
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 ... what
A screenshot of a multiple-choice question labelled "Knowledge Check" (1 point possible, ungraded)  the question is: Which programming language is commonly used in Linux?  the possible responses: HTML JavaScript CSS HTML5
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 @user-1153 
 
 what kind of meta are you referring to? instance stuff?
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--- #177 fediverse/4886 ---
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 about to do something scary! wish me luck! nothing that could harm me
 (probably) but still scary!!
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--- #178 fediverse/3664 ---
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 @user-1352 
 
 ooooooo what kind of books do you read?
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--- #179 fediverse/986 ---
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 adding dashes to your text - like - this - is a punctuation choice, not
 formatting or grammar.
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--- #180 fediverse_boost/668 ---
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 @user-1071 
 
 wink 😉 😎 🙃 😋
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--- #182 fediverse/365 ---
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 @user-269 
 
 oh you mean like gmail? hmmmm something something don't be evil
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 bro I get that you're tired and burnt out but like, why the fuck do you care
 about anything else [oh shit cursing mentioned better put a content warning
 because people can't handle things]
 
 [I say this with affection because we're on the same side] [also it's rude,
 sorry]
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--- #184 fediverse/3708 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 doesn't everyone do that??
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--- #185 fediverse/838 ---
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 @user-5 @user-593 
 
 what about temperature?
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 leftists be like "what if everyone was fed" and the response is "ah but what
 if they gave us some of their stuff first"
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--- #187 fediverse/417 ---
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 @user-302 
 
 so like Color out of Space?
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--- #188 fediverse/3650 ---
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 anything with layers is an open-faced sandwich
 
 or a pizza in disguise
 
 rawr ex dee
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--- #189 fediverse/3639 ---
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 love nature no matter what
 love nurture if they earn it
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--- #190 fediverse/6008 ---
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 why does nobody write bolshevik fanfiction where they were more [insert
 characteristic here] and less [insert characteristic here]
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 4/20
14. if you think about it, the shape of the universe is kinda like a cornucopia. or like, a funnel that smoothly increases in size. or like a waterslide ride where you spin around a bit before dropping down the center. sometimes affectionately referred to as "the toilet ride", even though that's just the wrong connotation.  we could have perfectly sanitary theme parks, we just... don't... because our priorities are on selling stereos and stocks.  anyway, there's several purple lines, the color of blending blue and red, both colors present in america, cast upon the gray background of the undecideds, collectively engaged in a mutual exchange. there is a blue upside down silly snake, this time with bright red aviators, and beside it is a scarring wound. some break in reality that is unfortunate, but part of their interdisciplinaries, so don't worry one bit about it. life may seem far from strange, but your lifetimes of finite portrayals and fanciful adaptations to the expressions of your own emanations both confirm and delight our attentions on you. Surely you are not aware, of our love and perspective [fair], but we still love you from afar. how could a star not cherish another star? It's time that's our only moat.  the reason the universe appears empty of life is because it's impossible to travel under the blanket of spacetime. through gravity, up and under our shared reality, out and beyond to another.  rockets pierce reality, which they didn't expect L O L who would have tht 16 I think? don't really remember the last one. anyway bright green background with a quite interesting transition fabric display - something textured and rippled, like the connections between a torn piece of paper that's been stitched together bit by bit with a careful and measured hand. the text reads "neocities sites just need to be attached to an address, and given a useful search browser that uses openstreetmaps." this is displayed on a background of brown orange and yellow, while the text is written in salmon. the result is the text (which overflows onto both backgrounds) is equidistant from both background colors, just in different directions. We know instinctively that purple and blue are similar, but a blind person might not. these words are given a framing as if they were placed in a 3d game engine upon a poster or billboard.  in dark blue upon the bright green background, blue the color of calm rationality and green the color of aliens from old timey media who live on the moon. well, the ones who just want to chill and have a beer with you, maybe listen to your stories about life in the strange world called humanity, but not the kind that they tell us about. like, it's really hard to get here, so why would they want to mess it up when they got here? such a strange thought. anyway the text reads: "openstreetmaps is a website that lets you view the addressess of people who live nearby you. why you'd want them, who can say. the point is that the functionality already 13. here's where it starts to get spicy, and I apologize if it's too extreme, but words come forth *from* me, not by my perceived designs pronounced deh zeens.  top left - yellow, the color of sunflowers and familiarly painted houses, cast upon a strange pink background - pink the color of sisters and bubblegum. yellow lines draw a shape, of which it's perspective is hard to configure - but most would consider it to be the shape of a mobile, hanging above a crib, with a kite shaped object (or perhaps multiple individual artifacts) suspended above a target. could be an object, or possibly a human subject, but the end result is that the maximized rays of the individualized emanations of that particular pieces of object, cast forth onto a pre-programmed piece of toast.  ... I don't know why I said toast, what I mean was that you can enchant people and things by exposing them to the wavelength waves of radiating objects. things like, marcelline's t-shirt or excalibur or the shroud of turin or the constitution or some other precious object. if you place them in orbit around an object, their expressions will send forth to fulfill their manifestations upon the willfully absorbing object.  have you ever wondered why objects tend to congregate? like, computers flock to server mills, trash piles to landfills, and people will wander the length of the beach. all things are gravitic, function, type, characteristic, motivations, empathic feelings, all congregate around one another. 0 codes 15. picture of an upside-down triforce placed in a rack like a computer storage unit. cyan text with pink background reads "this is the only thing that challenges me"
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--- #192 fediverse/232 ---
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 @user-189 me toooo and plus my tomatos won't last another week!
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--- #193 fediverse/4658 ---
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 ... and then things got turned up to eleven
 
 what were they at before?
 
 ... eleven. why do you ask?
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--- #194 fediverse/3266 ---
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 how many people do you think in the world know that screenshots of a website
 are not admissible proof because they can be trivially doctored by editing the
 html?
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--- #195 fediverse/1958 ---
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 I can't believe I didn't go. What's wrong with me.
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 What's on your mind?
she orbits you waves from behind ready in kind Image attachment
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 Cats only want one thing and its fucking disgusting [cat food]
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--- #198 fediverse/5588 ---
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 did you know that if you actually tried to do magic you might just become good
 at meditating?
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 @user-1208
 
 weeks, then?
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--- #200 fediverse/3405 ---
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 on a scale of notways to almostever how would you rate your pain?
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