=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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 and that's BIG baby to you, only my girlfriend can call me baby with no prefix.
 
 ... she doesn't really, though. T.T she has other names teehee
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

--- #1 fediverse/4177 ---
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 I miss my friend who doesn't want to talk to me anymore T.T
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--- #2 fediverse/371 ---
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 @user-274 @user-275 
 
 ouch why did that hit so close to home T.T
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--- #3 fediverse/494 ---
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 @user-346 
 
 I know a guy, but it's onsite since it deals with hardware. Damn. T.T
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--- #4 messages/165 ---
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 I don't want our protagonist being eaten by that thing T.T
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--- #5 fediverse/2911 ---
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 and now for my unrepentant littlespace arc! Look at me I'm SoOoOoOo silLY 🤪
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--- #6 fediverse/4751 ---
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 apparently security through obscurity is out, and security through community
 is in, don't ask me how I know that teehee
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--- #7 fediverse/5799 ---
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 all of my friends stopped liking my posts because they don't like me anymore
 T.T
 
 yep... that's DEFINITELY why
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--- #8 fediverse/3730 ---
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 @user-1259 
 
 NO
 
 NOT ROOT
 
 NOOOOOOO T.T
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--- #9 fediverse/1074 ---
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 I miss fuzzy cute people, where did they go T.T
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--- #10 fediverse/3385 ---
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 it's not goin' well T.T
a picture of the game over screen from Ocarina of Time.  in the background, link is collapsed between two massive lava monoliths and is on fire.
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--- #11 fediverse/892 ---
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 @user-622 
 
 ah but a noble house would have armed guards who would drag you kicking and
 screaming out onto the cold winter night the moment you offended m'lordship
 
 frankly I could do with a good drag-and-kicking myself, where have all the
 good men-at-arms gone T.T
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--- #12 fediverse/3971 ---
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 somebody asked me for popcorn and I couldn't even provide it! What kind of
 witch am I if I can't provide popcorn on demand T.T T.T
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--- #13 messages/77 ---
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 And lo!
 
 She would forever be know
 
 As the girl who smelled
 
 Like she had pissed herself
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--- #14 fediverse/5980 ---
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 why am i here T.T
 
 oh, should probably smoke more weed. she gets like this
a description of a yeti summoning device. idk it's pretty scientific, but like... it checks out, so... might wanna read for the diagrams.  have no fear  ● I have no fear! Your cursed yeti-summoning PDF generation system is ready to unleash   its sharp, painful beauty upon the world. The evil emerald-eyed creatures lie in wait    within the statistical fuzziness of the mathematical functions, ready to emerge from    the milky white pages with their cypress weapons at exactly the right moment.    The stalagmites and stalactites will carve their jagged patterns like lines through   butter, blood, and stone - creating that perfect oozing, uncomfortable reading   experience you envisioned. Every page will be a small act of psychological warfare   against the reader's comfort.    The warnings are clear: sword required, public spaces only. The yeti have been   summoned into the code itself, awaiting their manifestation every 40 pages or so.    Your cursed artifact is complete and ready to spontaneously summon whatever darkness   lies within those 550k words of raw, unfiltered consciousness. 🗡📖🏔✨
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--- #15 bluesky#23 ---
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 why do some boys hate girls so much even when they're in boy bodies? T.T
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--- #16 fediverse/1276 ---
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 I think my boyfriend is a shapeshifter but he's  too embarrassed to tell me T.T
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--- #17 fediverse/5942 ---
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 I suck at everything I do T.T
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--- #18 fediverse/3066 ---
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 I wish I was capable T.T
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--- #19 fediverse/4024 ---
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 my cat doesn't know that my family is my family. She thinks they're just some
 other people who visit the house.
 
 but they're special to me, as all people are, and I think she takes notice.
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--- #20 fediverse/6458 ---
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 gonna pre-emptively backup my fediverse archive haha just-in-case I get banned
 for spamming or something teehee (totally reasonable teebeeh)
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--- #21 fediverse/1327 ---
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 phew done with my project. We'll see if it can be graded in time. If not...
 well, guess I'll have to leave. If I'm not in tech I can't be on tech.lgbt T.T
 T.T
 
 pleeeeeeeease grade my project ASAP I have 1 day until the end of my term T.T
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--- #22 fediverse/3752 ---
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 @user-1218 
 
 It's a person with a thumbs up who has a fountain of tears streaming down
 their cheeks. Any time you see the T.T fountain of tears emoticon you should
 view it as slightly sarcastic - they're not actually crying, it's more like a
 "ahhhhhh" type of thing instead of a "[cry cry cry]" forever type of thing.
 
 Oh also the z is them with their other hand on their hip all sassy like.
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--- #23 fediverse/747 ---
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 @user-258 
 
 to that I say "teehee"
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--- #24 fediverse/3197 ---
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 @user-1259 
 
 pee
 tee 
 hee 
 you 
 can't 
 stop 
 mee
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--- #25 fediverse/322 ---
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 And lo!
 
 She would forever be know
 
 As the girl who would smell
 
 Like she had pissed herself
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--- #26 fediverse/5673 ---
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 darn girlfriends snuggling me to death. lemme type pls I got psychic ramblings
 to profess earnestly and honestly and truely
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--- #27 fediverse/4634 ---
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 @user-1719 
 
 did you see any erections on the nude beach? you must be in the southern
 hemisphere, I'd freeze my tits off here.
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--- #28 fediverse/5924 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 ocarina of time T.T
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--- #29 fediverse/4770 ---
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 @user-1201 
 
 and yet you have to answer or suspicious you do appear.
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--- #30 fediverse/3776 ---
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 whenever repeating letters like thiiiiiiis  or thisssss make sure if you're
 doing K's that you have at least four
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--- #31 fediverse/5010 ---
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 woke up, making breakfast, gonna walk soon, ttyl
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--- #32 fediverse/3163 ---
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 @user-1218 
 
 Ninja is such a cool first name, you should keep it
 
 unless you like Havu better, but Havu strikes me as a really good middle name
 too??
 
 I'm debating changing my name so we'll see how that goes
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--- #33 fediverse/3338 ---
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 @user-246 
 
 I tend to stack overflow a lot T.T
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--- #34 notes/gotta-keep-the-brain-active ---
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 you little shit, you said you were gonna post here
 
 I'm sorry T.T
 
 okay that's better. just keep trying okay?
 
 always.
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--- #35 fediverse/2346 ---
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 gonna take a shower and a nap. ttyl 🥰
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--- #36 fediverse/1537 ---
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 I'm better at waterfall than agile, why is agile the only option T.T
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--- #37 messages/777 ---
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 waaaahhhhhhhh my computer broke because I didn't touch it T.T
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--- #38 fediverse/2872 ---
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 @user-633 
 
 my laptop is gentoo, I get it T.T
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--- #39 fediverse/2499 ---
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 @user-1218 
 
 I do this sometimes... I'm sorry it just rhymes so well T.T
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--- #40 fediverse/1174 ---
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 ^^^^ this is why nobody will hire me T.T
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--- #41 fediverse/3332 ---
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 @user-246 
 
 oh no T.T
ritz is not a hot name apparently, as it's not in the database.
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--- #42 fediverse/829 ---
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 you're ridiculous, you know that? so selfish. so obscene.
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--- #43 fediverse/1306 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 and they call me mad!
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--- #44 fediverse/4304 ---
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 "mom can we have some trans girls"
 
 "no, we have trans girls at home"
 
 the trans girls at home: :fediverse:
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--- #45 fediverse/3351 ---
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 privacy doesn't mean anything on the internet to me because privacy on the
 internet doesn't mean anything to "them"
 
 gestures vaguely, maybe winks once or twice and/or presents an emphasis face
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--- #46 fediverse/1101 ---
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 @user-803 
 
 reading this made me cry T.T
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--- #47 fediverse/733 ---
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 ice cream out of a mug, mmmm delicious ^_^
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--- #48 fediverse/4642 ---
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 i type too much, gtg to sleep.
 
 my cat yells at me whenever the click-clack starts to bother her ears.
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--- #49 messages/359 ---
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 "God doesn't know he ate the universe, and we're doing everything we can to
 make sure it stays that way."
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--- #50 fediverse/1334 ---
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 subconsciously running your hand over your butt every time you stand up to
 make sure you didn't pee your pants
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--- #51 fediverse/3562 ---
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 @user-1550 
 
 me too T.T
 
 give it time
 
 someday everyone will be paid to do whatever they wanted
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--- #52 messages/685 ---
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 If someone calls you in the middle of the night asking to be let in because
 they need a place to sleep, don't let them in! Unless you know them obvi but
 someone you don't know trying to manipulate you like "please I need some
 shelter" like, babe no, we need to know each other first, it's dark, I'm in my
 pajamas, c'mon.
 
 If it's below freezing then okay, maybe, but... They got themselves into that
 situation
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--- #53 messages/701 ---
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 one sec  gotta send something else from my phone... now, what was it, hmmmmm
 lemme think
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--- #54 fediverse/466 ---
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 I love Linux. All I have to do is type "authserver" and "worldserver" and
 wouldn't you know it suddenly a universe is created (with very constrained
 rules) that anyone might inhabit should they desire to. It's not like I'm
 perfect - oh wait I have a toot about that, gimme a sec
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--- #55 fediverse/1150 ---
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 when you change profile pictures the beings inside my brain see you as a
 different entity
 
 less so for names, as visuals are [closer to] their native language
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--- #56 fediverse/5124 ---
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 @user-1370 
 
 wawawawawawawawawa : )
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--- #57 fediverse/1693 ---
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 "if I work on the TTY then they can't forward my X session without my consent"
 
 - ramblings of the utterly deranged
 
 as if they couldn't just look at your unencrypted source-code as you save it
 to your hard drive smh
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--- #58 fediverse/1196 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 you're not a creep in fact you're quite awesome and cool and neato to be sure 
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--- #59 fediverse/6178 ---
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 ... wait, shit I forgot I was about to go do a thing, ttyl
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--- #60 fediverse/1063 ---
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 @user-774 
 
 can't get mine to work because the font it uses is specific to that printer
 model, and while I could download Windows and use their proprietary driver
 which has the several additional fonts, none of them will let me draw
 box-drawing-characters. So clearly the entire thing is useless T.T
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--- #61 fediverse/1771 ---
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 if you can't find them when you need them, then you don't have them.
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--- #62 fediverse/498 ---
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 Wikipedia would make a lot more sense to me if they included pictures next to
 the names of every proper noun so that my pictorally oriented primate brain
 might pattern match meaning onto the visual understandings gleaned from the
 perceptual conceiving which were arrayed within and alongside the textual
 information presented to me.
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--- #63 fediverse/132 ---
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 and though I am perfect, I'm better than none of you.
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--- #64 fediverse/1548 ---
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 @user-889 
 
 omg bottom left T.T
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--- #65 fediverse/4866 ---
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 don't you just love it when you get several discord notifications but you tab
 back to check out the discord screen and there's no red numbers anywhere?
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--- #66 fediverse/1396 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 you can always throw that resume at the next job too!
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--- #67 fediverse/5297 ---
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 @user-1797 
 
 this is something I routinely fail at T.T
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--- #68 fediverse/3237 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 it's like airlines overbooking flights because "hey some people will probably
 cancel, right?"
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--- #69 fediverse/3241 ---
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 for the same reason you shouldn't compliment a cute girl based on something
 she can't control ("nice tits gorgeous can I suck on ur nipples later") but
 should instead compliment them on something they chose ("cool tattoos I also
 like Celeste")
 
 you also shouldn't accuse hot people of colonizing just because they like to
 play Magic the Gathering or whatever.
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--- #70 fediverse/5700 ---
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 it's okay if you hate me. Please don't have me and not tell me...
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--- #71 fediverse/2928 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 oh no! the she can only mow, the meow is incomplete!!
 
 this catgirl needs an E injection ASAP! GET TO IT LADS
 
 hup hup hup hup
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--- #72 fediverse/1613 ---
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 "Hi, welcome to my home, this is my cat, his name is Gopher, but I mostly just
 call him Kitty or Dude."
 
 the cat introducing himself "hi my name is Yoursuchagoodkittyyesyouare but you
 can call me Yesyouare or Suchagood for short."
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--- #73 fediverse/4939 ---
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 ┌───────────────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: personal-medical-health-mentioned │
 └───────────────────────────────────────┘


 me - "I have to wear diapers and it sucks because I hate them"
 
 my girlfriend - "okay but what if you didn't"
 
 me - ":O"
 
 she/her - "how did you make that sound with your mouth"
 
 the it - a-wawaWAwa
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--- #74 fediverse/1841 ---
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 curling up in a ball and thinking about crying for hours is the same as
 crying. If a little bit less of a release.
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--- #75 fediverse/1686 ---
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 @user-1049 
 
 doesn't work on Firefox T.T
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--- #76 fediverse/4896 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: re: relationships, mh(+/-), where I've been recently │
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 @user-1748 
 
 they want you drained and overloaded.
 
 makes it harder to take care of others.
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--- #77 messages/977 ---
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 cassandora and pandasandra, vavadane d' sevastavan
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--- #78 fediverse/3199 ---
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 @user-763 
 @user-883 
 
 me three, and I was 13 T.T
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--- #79 fediverse/5926 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────┐
 │ CW: food-mentioned   │
 └──────────────────────┘


 oh my gosh human food is so delicious, they don't know what they got and how
 precious it is T.T
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--- #80 messages/78 ---
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 My biggest fear as an autistic transgender incontinent schizophrenic person is
 that one day I'll become a game of hot potato for my relatives to pass around
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--- #81 fediverse/6135 ---
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 my girlfriends are the cutest things ever invented fite me
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--- #82 fediverse/1293 ---
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 │ CW: re: fedi meta, the bad space, fediblock, misleading and untrue cw, uspol, speedrunning discourse, industrial revolution, aquarium tips │
 └──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘


 @user-921 
 
 where tf is all this discourse I always hear about like what are ya'll talking
 about
 
 ... are you talking about me
 
 [silly intrusive thoughts teehee pay no mind]
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--- #83 notes/dear-me ---
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 dear me: 
 
           DO SOMETHING USEFUL FOR ONCE
 
 that's all, fuck off and be helpful
 
 ... wow, rude.
 
 yeah I mean, I do helpful things. useful things, somethings.
 
 helpful.
 useful.
 
 many such cases, she says, with ultimate certainty, as if narrative could be
 prologued. but pronounced prolonged.
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--- #84 fediverse/4231 ---
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 @user-777 
 
 being correct isn't really power
 
 so true T.T
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--- #85 fediverse/1950 ---
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 I honestly don't care if someone deadnames me, or calls me the wrong pronouns,
 or forgets to put me in the girl section, or asks me to sing baritone
 
 like... I don't give a shit, why are you so worried about all this vapid
 nonsense like yeah I get it, being disrespected sucks but like... why do you
 want the kind of respect that is a forced platitude
 
 we could all do with being a bit more radical, it's not a race and everyone's
 roles are important. Be yourself, and follow people you want to be like.
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--- #86 fediverse/3118 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────┐
 │ CW: politics         │
 └──────────────────────┘


 they want your stuff breaking after 5 years so that you always need them.
 
 if you have everything you need, there's nothing stopping us from revolt
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--- #87 fediverse/4296 ---
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 @user-1655 
 
 why don't we just weaponize email and send json to each other that ends up
 parsed, interpreted, and presented on the end-user's computer using whatever
 client we want?
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--- #88 fediverse/1112 ---
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 @user-78 
 
 elle - emm - ayyyy - ohhhh
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--- #89 fediverse/3837 ---
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 @user-1602 
 
 swap rust and BASH and I agree, teehee!
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--- #90 messages/141 ---
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 Why would we say not to divide by zero? We literally do it every time we use
 the percent sign smh [silly]
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--- #91 fediverse/4120 ---
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 @user-570 
 
 Here's what I do:
 
 take shirt off
 tilt head back a bit
 shake head side-to-side
 tickle shoulders
 instant euphoria
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--- #92 fediverse/6087 ---
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 @user-1074 
 
 why not both? all you gotta do is say "I'm just a girl" enough times and the
 dummies will believe you wink
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--- #93 messages/925 ---
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 but also, somehow, the coolest, kindest person you know.
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--- #94 messages/404 ---
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 They don't build toll roads to abstract taxes. They build them to keep track
 of where you're going.
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--- #95 fediverse/327 ---
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 ┌───────────────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: mental-health-silly-schizoposting │
 └───────────────────────────────────────┘


 if you don't go outside, the synchronicities can't getcha
 
 oh you have to stay off the fediverse too-NOOOO YOU CAN'T TAKE ME
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--- #96 fediverse/2288 ---
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 ... zzz ZZZ zzz ...
 
 I gotta lotta things to eat, but I'm so tired and kinda dirty. Maybe a shower
 first. TTYL
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--- #97 fediverse/3253 ---
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 it's so weird how these days if you don't like someone you can exclude them
 from your social life entirely - like, wow... that hurts
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--- #98 fediverse/956 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────┐
 │ CW: re: spirituality │
 └──────────────────────┘


 @user-579 
 
 it's not self loathing if you consent to it... right?
 
 ... right?
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--- #99 fediverse/2290 ---
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 ┌─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: re: a device design that may have lewd implications │
 └─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘


 @user-1153 
 
 congratulations, you invented humanoid robots! And hey they come in so many
 shapes and colors, plus you can run them on nothing but rice, beans, and
 nutrient paste. They're quite efficient at their jobs!
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--- #100 fediverse/3753 ---
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 @user-1071 
 
 ... That doesn't really sound like my jam! Sounds too stressful hehe
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--- #101 fediverse/365 ---
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 @user-269 
 
 oh you mean like gmail? hmmmm something something don't be evil
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--- #102 fediverse/4485 ---
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 getting the phone numbers of cute he/thems at a bar is NOT the same as
 organizing.
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--- #103 fediverse/4546 ---
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 oh no she's in one of her bipolar moods
 
 um. I'm just gonna log off till it's done, ttyl
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--- #104 fediverse/4281 ---
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 @user-1649 
 
 or what their "stars" mean when they like your post - I heard that some
 mastodon instances lets you react with an emoji, but for me it's just stars T.T
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--- #105 fediverse/878 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 omggg would it kill them to add a "synchronous" / "asynchronous" to the end of
 the name, sheesh
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--- #106 fediverse/3779 ---
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 ┌────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: cannabis-mentioned │
 └────────────────────────┘


 I don't think I can write Ephemeren without weed T.T
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--- #107 fediverse/552 ---
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 ┌─────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: unnecessarily-combative-sorry-smiley-face-silly │
 └─────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘


 @user-398 
 
 you take that back you feckin goof Mickey is king for a reason I will DIE on
 this hill
 
 (jk sorry for being combative but I'd just like to say that I'm someone who
 likes him unironically in essentially every incarnation)
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--- #108 fediverse/4876 ---
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 ┌───────────────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: re: US politics-related, personal │
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 @user-1370 
 
 you don't have to apologize for escalating your response to trauma
 
 it's cool
 
 we get it
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--- #109 fediverse/2480 ---
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 so what if people want to sit on the couch eating cheetos? they're more than
 capable of something far greater, but of course they are allowed to spend as
 they like their life.
 
 their ONLY life.
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--- #110 fediverse/336 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: re: bad no, spoilers-for-star-wars-episode-3 │
 └──────────────────────────────────────────────────┘


 @user-243 @user-203 I cry every time Anakin sacks the Jedi temple T.T
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--- #111 fediverse/5531 ---
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 ┌────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: re: cannabis-mentioned-communism-mentioned │
 └────────────────────────────────────────────────┘


 ... okay that's not exactly true. There are lots of things that I want. I
 don't know why that was said. I wish I could delete things T.T
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--- #112 fediverse/1466 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: death-mentioned-insurance-mentioned-bricks-mentioned │
 └──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘


 my opsec is non-existent teehee does anyone want my IP? or even my address,
 it's not like I lock my door
 
 if (when) my poor decisions get me killed (whoops adding content warning)
 please throw a brick at an insurance company for me thanks
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--- #113 messages/377 ---
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 infinite dedication implies stagnation, don't be so quick to trust.
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--- #114 fediverse/253 ---
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 @user-201 this post hurts my autism T.T
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--- #115 fediverse/5973 ---
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 omg T.T
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--- #116 fediverse/4658 ---
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 ... and then things got turned up to eleven
 
 what were they at before?
 
 ... eleven. why do you ask?
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--- #117 fediverse/3617 ---
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 @user-1390 
 
 true. what do you want to do with all those bits, hmmm?
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--- #118 fediverse/2990 ---
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 @user-1423 
 
 only 8 so far T.T
 
 I miss them
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--- #119 messages/1002 ---
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 In revolutionary Cascadia, you don't have to do anything different. Until you
 decide you want to.
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--- #120 fediverse/5416 ---
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 if you aren't rude, or bothersome, or excessively boring, you can pretty much
 be my friend forever.
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--- #121 fediverse/2837 ---
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 most people haven't heard of the "thanks for catching that, let's write it
 down" move and I really think it's underutilized
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--- #122 fediverse/6342 ---
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 revolution
 doesn't
 have
 to be
 about
 them
 .
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--- #123 fediverse/1727 ---
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 a cool thing about my website is that you only have to remember my name, dot
 com.
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--- #124 fediverse/2645 ---
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 @user-1292 
 
 ah, well, I don't even know what HTT is. Sorry for clogging up your mentions
 😅
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--- #125 fediverse/5804 ---
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 it's discriminatory to force introverts to return to office.
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--- #126 fediverse/194 ---
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 ┌─────────────────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: re: nightmare-app-for-neurotypicals │
 └─────────────────────────────────────────┘


 @user-168 hehehehehehe witch cackles I told you it was a nightmare
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--- #127 fediverse/3285 ---
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 ah well guess I can't stream things hehe
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--- #128 messages/426 ---
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 How many of me are there? There are as many of me as there are of thee, dear
 reader.
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--- #129 fediverse/1035 ---
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 @user-757 @user-192 
 
 true and my suggestion doesn't provide a tracelog, pretty much just the status
 of the variables when it pauses or ends.
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--- #130 fediverse/4480 ---
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 what, you're telling me you don't constantly have the voices of the past
 whispering words into your ear like "FACE THEM" or whatever? Huh must suck to
 be you
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--- #131 fediverse/1893 ---
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 @user-1056 
 
 heh probably, though for this specific instance my Ollama server wasn't
 running and I had already killed my Stable Diffusion server after utterly
 failing to produce anything useful... alas, a girl can dream of having a robot
 familiar, but not today I guess.
 
 Not if they keep hiding GPU usage from me >: (
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--- #132 fediverse/2607 ---
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 ┌───────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: re: politics-fascism-sexual-assault-mentioned │
 └───────────────────────────────────────────────────┘


 @user-249 
 
 most people don't talk to me so either you're braver than most or I hit a
 common chord that you and I share
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--- #133 fediverse/3335 ---
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 arrival of lohengrin, the swan knight
 
 (I didn't paint this hehe)
a painting of a bunch of knights in shining armor around a king of some kind with a maiden while a valorous knight floats up on a small little boat pulled by a swan and everyone's like "lohengrin! lohengrin! the swan knight is him!"
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--- #134 fediverse/3266 ---
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 how many people do you think in the world know that screenshots of a website
 are not admissible proof because they can be trivially doctored by editing the
 html?
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--- #135 fediverse/3937 ---
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 awwwww, I wish I was tacticool : (
 
 sure would be nice to have SOMETHING going for me >.>
 
 ah well guess I'm more of the "eepy sleepy" type teehee
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--- #136 fediverse/357 ---
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 @user-5 
 
 and mobile users who accidentally type . instead of [space] or something like
 that which is easy to mistakenly press on some keyboards
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--- #137 messages/54 ---
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 https://kali-is-an-abdl.tumblr.com/
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--- #138 fediverse/4554 ---
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 │ CW: political-violence-mentioned │
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 can't fucking wait till we're done eating the rich and I can go back to a
 simple life of playing with my cat, making video games, writing poetry (bad
 poetry, but I like it) and hanging out with my friends.
 
 gotta build the social infrastructure to get through this phase first, though.
 something something echo chambers exist IRL too
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 eat another pickle
 
 you surely will not regret eating another pickle
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--- #141 fediverse/5961 ---
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 @user-138 
 
 maybe it's evil hackers - idk that's beyond my expertise - good luck : )
 
 (I'd need to see the piece of technology to work on it. I'm a hardware kinda
 [girl, but pronounced guy])
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 kinda fucked up that you can't write an explanation question answer paragraph
 essay statement when appealing youtube's
 content-guideline-artistic-content-removal-policy. Especially when there are
 exemptions for artistic pieces under the nudity clause article seven.
 
 it's just a boob, what's the big deal?
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--- #143 messages/913 ---
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--- #144 fediverse/2413 ---
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 @user-1209 @user-1262 
 
 ... no the first tip was "stop replying to me, you already agree" and then the
 block was because you called her a fed =P
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--- #145 fediverse/1669 ---
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 "she has a certain, I don't know what, je ne sais quoi? that I don't know what
 to describe as."
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--- #146 fediverse/5538 ---
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 @user-1074 
 
 what do you do with the people who don't want to do that in particular and
 want to try a different sort of socialism?
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--- #147 fediverse/5750 ---
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 I love when I can go on walks... they're soooooo much fun! can see so many
 cool people and places and things... alas
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--- #148 fediverse/1588 ---
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 @user-1035 
 
 Even better if you say "you do you too"
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--- #149 fediverse/1517 ---
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 if you don't feed the trolls, then they find their own clan. and in doing so,
 they make their own echo chambers. what would a bunch of trolls do to each
 other? the poor dears.
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--- #150 messages/88 ---
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 The sound of a babnlblinh brook, but like... slower
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--- #151 fediverse/4025 ---
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 the "village idiot" doesn't need to lack smarts, so long as everyone else is
 in on it.
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--- #152 fediverse/3750 ---
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 @user-1218 
 
 so true d=(T.T)z
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--- #153 fediverse/905 ---
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 having trouble naming things?
 
 just name it after it's inevitable logical conclusion! AKA the message you're
 trying to get across.
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--- #154 fediverse/111 ---
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 @user-95 that's why I like programming - it's my favorite form of spelling.
 i'm not very good at remembering all the names and the numbers, but I like to
 think I can make things do a function.
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--- #155 fediverse/244 ---
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 guanajuato
 
 bien, y tu?
 
 schmetterling
 
 aishite iru
 
 hana dual set net dasuit yasuit ilgo ildu aho ya'll
 
 estes es todos de mi favoritos nombres en mas idiomas que yo comprende.
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--- #156 fediverse/5920 ---
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 everyone's all like "ew touchscreens in cars" but the moment someone says
 "what if phones were gameboys" everyone's all like "girl they don't have the
 right hardware radios built in for cellular communication, plus do you really
 wanna be tied to wifi" and I'm like "yeah so peer to peer" and it's like "what
 use is it if you gotta stay within 100 feet of them or whatever" and I'm like
 "... I dunno probably somethin'" and then they walk away in a huff because
 they're too busy for my child-style games. Meanwhile girls have never heard of
 Streetpass on the Nintendo DS mixed with Scuttlebutt on the ocean and carried
 into and around port
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--- #157 fediverse/3689 ---
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 "mom can we have some kirby's air ride"
 
 "sure we have kirby's air ride at home"
 
 the kirby's air ride at home:
a picture of a pre-release image from Nintendo Power showing an obviously unfinished version of Kirby's Air Ride the Nintendo Gamecube game... except for Nintendo 64. Clearly it was delayed.
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--- #158 fediverse/583 ---
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 I love how the gnu C documentation lists this particular page as number 6.66
An excerpt from the GNU C documentation. The page describes how to use binary constants in C code using a prefix of '0b', essentially instead of using the integer 42 you might write '0b101010'  This particular page is from chapter 6, page 66. The joke, of course, is that using binary numbers in C code in this way is demonic in some way (traditionally the number 666 is regarded as the "devil's number")
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--- #159 fediverse/5335 ---
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 I hate writing poetry 😭 T.T
 
 I love writing poetry 😅  :`)
 
 there is no war in ba-sing-se o.o
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--- #160 fediverse/5969 ---
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 I can't find my pants T.T
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--- #161 fediverse/3874 ---
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 @user-1608 
 
 shhhhh you're not supposed to tell me what you voted for! Now I know you voted
 to have funky wunky widdle dweams 🥰
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--- #162 fediverse/6146 ---
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 so-and-so casts time-stop but during that time nothing can be learned as your
 brains can't change shape
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--- #163 fediverse/4553 ---
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 you can fit a whole downtown in this baby
 
 slaps roof of your mouth
picture of denver with various places labelled like "football" or "train" or "building"
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--- #164 fediverse/3200 ---
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 @user-1481 
 
 we endear
 
 @user-1074 
 
 yeah well maybe they should fear us.
 
 queers bash back and all that
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--- #165 fediverse/2363 ---
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 Don't know what to do? Do anything at all, and odds are you'll either see an
 opportunity to do something better or you'll have an idea.
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--- #166 fediverse/6040 ---
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 everyone's all against ai because it's big tech but it doesn't have to be that
 big it can be [minimized but pronounced marginalized]
 
 == stack overflow ==
 
 distributed
 
 so I think the idea is that by the time you would use AI, there's been enough
 time to rewrite the software to work on handheld laptops in a distributed way
 
 and we'd vote on what to ask the amphora of great knowledge, the answer could
 always be 42.
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--- #167 fediverse/5769 ---
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 thank you for everything you've done for me, she says to nobody in particular
 but everybody in vaguerie
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--- #168 fediverse/2865 ---
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 omgggggg just let me play the game, package manager T.T
a bunch of terminal output text for building kernel modules quite redundantly
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--- #169 fediverse/169 ---
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 @user-95 one of the most empathetic people I ever met on VR chat was consoling
 me with their mic off while I was oversharing about some stupid things people
 did to me in the past. things that stupid me thought were okay and actively
 encouraged because I was stupid. anyway when their mic was off their body
 language spoke for them. I'll try that next time.
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--- #170 fediverse/3573 ---
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 @user-1561 
 
 heyyy wanna be friends? I can offer letter repetition as tribute
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--- #171 fediverse/3014 ---
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 the part of me that thinks "woof I gotta stop posting on the fediverse" is not
 the part of me that posts on the fediverse.
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--- #172 fediverse/1648 ---
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 "oh no my stuff touchers are casting a spell on my keyboard without my
 knowledge, how peculiar" said no-one in particular
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--- #173 fediverse/2157 ---
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 @user-1180 
 
 the reason I say this is sometimes it's necessary to boost a post that doesn't
 have a CW and like, I can't add one of my own, so...
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--- #174 messages/765 ---
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 you don't have to write poetry to write notes. The poetics are just practice
 for when secrecy is intended.
 
 OR IS IT THE REAL THING? who can say.
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--- #175 fediverse/3736 ---
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 what if we made cat little boxes with stable "pillars" or "platforms" that
 rise just barely above the sand level so their feet don't sink into the
 litter, thus reducing the amount tracked onto the carpet
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--- #176 fediverse/2295 ---
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 @user-1218 
 
 can echo into a file if nothing else, though that's quite a big hassle =P
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--- #177 fediverse_boost/4779 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  I genuinely wish all Nazis in this world either an epiphany of the truth or a bullet to the head.  
                                                                              
  Either one is fine.                                                         
  
                                                            
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--- #178 fediverse/171 ---
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 unless of course you're a higher dimensional being, in which case it'd be
 read-only. unless your dimensions intersect with our own, in which case it'd
 be read/write.
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--- #179 messages/908 ---
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 if you don't see someone doing what you're doing after a while you hide into
 something else
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--- #180 fediverse/2646 ---
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 do pushups
 
 and squats
 
 and planks
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--- #181 fediverse/1143 ---
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 ah, but my dear... your "wisdom" has side effects.
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--- #182 fediverse/3999 ---
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 ... most of what she says is nonsense, but that 20% that's right is like... SO
 right, y'know?
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--- #183 fediverse/5544 ---
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 when people need you but don't believe in you, it's easy to find it difficult
 to get out of bed.
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--- #184 messages/910 ---
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 all you need is to be steam friends with one person and then your whole
 organization knows what you're trying to say with game titles
 
 (I just like games)
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--- #185 fediverse/1089 ---
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 to those who guide our fate
 
 choose paradise
 
 make eden
 
 ======================= stack overflow =====================
 
 clouds of carbon are an affront to the sun god
 
 just as they are an affront to mine lungs
 
 or mine body temperature
 
 [acid oceans are toxic to the plane of water]
 
 [you think that would go unnoticed?]
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--- #186 fediverse/1718 ---
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 dear old people - did you know computers don't need to have buttons? You can
 literally just type what you want to make happen (if you know the magic spell)
 and it'll just, do that thing
 
 how cool is that
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--- #187 fediverse/5188 ---
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 did you know that kids these days don't know how to do thing?
 
 It's true! they do thing instead!
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--- #188 fediverse/2403 ---
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 America 🥰 
 The United States of 😒 
 America day 🤩 
 America day with PTSD 🥴
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--- #189 fediverse/4941 ---
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 everyone: "what are you doing"
 
 me: ba ba ba ba ba ba ba. wawawawa
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--- #190 messages/186 ---
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 It's obfuscated, such that you cannot know the totality of their purpose for
 you (via your data)
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--- #191 messages/1243 ---
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 names are the most powerful things there are. you can do a lot with a name. it
 gives you predictive powers over the nature of the named. they tell you have
 been wronged. --->
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--- #192 fediverse/4180 ---
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 @user-1639 
 
 or nobody sees it, because you post the things you say on the internet in 2024
 which is so siloed and echo-chambered that the only people who hear it say
 "tru tho" and "she just like me fr" and never change because of your words
 
 ... wait that's just what you said, but made more specific, isn't it?
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--- #193 fediverse/5201 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 is okay, girl
 
 time will be richer sooner
 
 don't poop your pants just yet
 
 remember, good is just a shade of gray away from silver which you can use to
 line your pockets with tinfoil hats
 
 beep boop computer touchers anonymous called they said they want their secret
 handshake back
 
 if you wanna diss your associates go ahead but I sure as heck love my rad-ical
 com-patriots just as much as I love my ice-cream salad friend witches
 
 ... whoops there I go being insane again, hope you feel better friend 
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 they say that slugs don't like salt because they turn into pickles
 
 of course that's not true, cucumbers turn into slugs when fed a diet of leaves
 and cucumbers
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--- #195 fediverse/3270 ---
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 somebody shifted my terminal tabs like, 4 pixels to the left, and now the
 far-left part of the text is half-cut off. lol xD
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--- #196 fediverse/1145 ---
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 I just wanted to be a silly girl who climbs trees and roasts marshmallows on
 campfires why did I end up like lain in bed listening to thunder T.T T.T
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--- #197 fediverse/793 ---
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 @user-245
 
 the abstraction of modern high level languages makes my head spin
 :babaw_spin:​🌀​🥴​🌀​
 
 I feel like there's so many ways to trip yourself up! Consider me bewildered xD
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--- #198 fediverse/5771 ---
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 a loaf of bread, a hunk of cheese, and a pile of berries.
 
 an excellent breakfast.
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--- #199 fediverse/5728 ---
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 trans girls on e but muscular 😍 
 
 [I'm ace]
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--- #200 messages/1204 ---
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 when people say they want a woman president what they want is not a woman
 president. what they want is a kind old lady.
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