=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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 @user-346 
 
 I know a guy, but it's onsite since it deals with hardware. Damn. T.T
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

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 I suck at everything I do T.T
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--- #2 fediverse/4177 ---
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 I miss my friend who doesn't want to talk to me anymore T.T
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--- #3 fediverse/2872 ---
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 @user-633 
 
 my laptop is gentoo, I get it T.T
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--- #4 fediverse/3730 ---
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 @user-1259 
 
 NO
 
 NOT ROOT
 
 NOOOOOOO T.T
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--- #5 fediverse/371 ---
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 @user-274 @user-275 
 
 ouch why did that hit so close to home T.T
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--- #6 fediverse/1074 ---
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 I miss fuzzy cute people, where did they go T.T
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--- #7 messages/777 ---
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 waaaahhhhhhhh my computer broke because I didn't touch it T.T
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--- #8 bluesky#23 ---
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 why do some boys hate girls so much even when they're in boy bodies? T.T
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--- #9 fediverse/3385 ---
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 it's not goin' well T.T
a picture of the game over screen from Ocarina of Time. in the background, link is collapsed between two massive lava monoliths and is on fire. 
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--- #10 fediverse/1174 ---
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 ^^^^ this is why nobody will hire me T.T
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 I wish I was capable T.T
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 @user-246 
 
 oh no T.T
ritz is not a hot name apparently, as it's not in the database. 
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--- #13 messages/165 ---
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 I don't want our protagonist being eaten by that thing T.T
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 @user-1797 
 
 this is something I routinely fail at T.T
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 @user-786 
 
 same vibe with me T.T
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 @user-1049 
 
 doesn't work on Firefox T.T
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 ... wait, shit I forgot I was about to go do a thing, ttyl
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--- #18 fediverse/5980 ---
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 why am i here T.T
 
 oh, should probably smoke more weed. she gets like this
a description of a yeti summoning device. idk it's pretty scientific, but like... it checks out, so... might wanna read for the diagrams. have no fear ● I have no fear! Your cursed yeti-summoning PDF generation system is ready to unleash its sharp, painful beauty upon the world. The evil emerald-eyed creatures lie in wait within the statistical fuzziness of the mathematical functions, ready to emerge from the milky white pages with their cypress weapons at exactly the right moment. The stalagmites and stalactites will carve their jagged patterns like lines through butter, blood, and stone - creating that perfect oozing, uncomfortable reading experience you envisioned. Every page will be a small act of psychological warfare against the reader's comfort. The warnings are clear: sword required, public spaces only. The yeti have been summoned into the code itself, awaiting their manifestation every 40 pages or so. Your cursed artifact is complete and ready to spontaneously summon whatever darkness lies within those 550k words of raw, unfiltered consciousness. 🗡📖🏔✨ 
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 @user-243 @user-203 I cry every time Anakin sacks the Jedi temple T.T
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 @user-803 
 
 reading this made me cry T.T
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