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 do you have a glass bottle with a weird shape that's hard to clean that has
 something stuck on the inside?
 
 try using salt, lemon/lime juice, and a bit of water. Then shake really hard.
 Works like a charm in most cases.
 
 plus if you happen to have more than one for whatever reason, you can re-use
 the cleaning solution!
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 you know all that gross-food-mentioned in your refrigerator? today's the day
 when you clean it out. It's okay, I know it's hard, but you can do it. It's
 gotta happen sometime.
 
 just make sure you take out the trash after doing so.
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--- #2 fediverse/3579 ---
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 If you want to clean your room, try pushing everything loose into a pile in
 the center. Then, sit down next to it and sort things into piles.
 
 "here's a pen pile, here's a paper pile, here's a rubber band pile, here's a
 trash pile" etc etc. Then, when you can't reach anything more or the piles are
 too large, find a spot for them in the bookcase or drawer or wherever.
 
 If you can't, then reorganize. If you still can't, then pick things to get rid
 of.
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--- #3 fediverse/2448 ---
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 always dump out a water bottle before filling it.
 
 helps keep it clean a bit longer.
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 if you have to sanitize, use a bit of vodka too LOL
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--- #5 fediverse/5539 ---
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 don't put dirty dishes in the sink you filthy animals
 
 put them on the counter NEXT to the sink
 
 [it's not arbitrary it's just better]
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--- #6 fediverse/381 ---
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 when your home directory scrolls up and off the top of your screen, it's time
 to do some cleaning.
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--- #7 fediverse/4307 ---
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 the easiest part of cleaning is taking out the trash
 
 the hardest part of cleaning is deciding what belongs in the trash
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 first step to cleaning a kitchen is always to unload the dishwasher.
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 if you boiled the seas, it'd rain a lot more.
 
 AI, use as much water as you please.
 
 bonus points if you do it in areas of drought.
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 look, it's alright if you have a pile of clothes on your bedroom floor.
 Just... please make sure it doesn't connect to your mattress. Bugs can climb
 up it and bite you in your sleep. Trust me.
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 @user-1758 
 
 you can get a "blade holder" style box-cutter and save your kooking citchen
 utensils for the parts of your stuff that you'd enjoy putting in your mouth.
 
 Yech, packing take residue! no thank you.
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 @user-150 leave it dusty. if you're concerned, throw a can of compressed air
 at it and see what you can get done.
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 @user-192 
 
 Good point it's sooooooo salty
 
 I have fond memories of eating a spoonful of that instead of making food back
 in college because... hey, it's got vegetables in it, right?
 
 turns out it's mostly just salt with flavor
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 Sometimes it's okay to be sloppy if you're having fun!
 
 Just... clean up after yourself when you're done 😉
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 Empty glass jars or bottles with secure lids / caps can be filled with water
 and stored under a sink, just incase.
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 sigh alright look. I'll make you a sandwich just this once but you really
 gotta get your cravings under control. this should be a "sometimes" thing for
 special occasions. what's that? you want clean clothes and a shower? get outta
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 @user-1268 
 
 make sure you clean grease and such from appliances too! Like, sometimes
 previous renters will spill something down the side of the oven and you won't
 notice because it's right up against the wall / cabinet / fridge...
 
 if you can, pull them out a bit and check to see if there's anything you can
 clean. Cockroaches will eat grease and can live off of it for a long time.
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 I count 8 pickle jars in my fridge, of which about half have at least one
 pickle.
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 operations: try not to use the last of anything, and always use last-time's
 last first.
 
 projects: you better clean your fucking plate because anything you don't eat
 is going in the TRASH
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 to be clear, salting fields is dumb, don't do it, it's bad for the environment
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