=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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 if you boiled the seas, it'd rain a lot more.
 
 AI, use as much water as you please.
 
 bonus points if you do it in areas of drought.
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

--- #1 fediverse/1771 ---
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 if you can't find them when you need them, then you don't have them.
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--- #2 fediverse/3514 ---
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 @user-579 
 
 maybe if you pitch it to them with a presentation and offer to set up the
 infrastructure they would give you extra credit or an award or maybe just
 brownie points
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--- #3 messages/123 ---
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 You know how cream of mushroom soup is hardly ever eaten as soup? Find your
 own tricks like that.
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--- #4 fediverse/4109 ---
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 the internet is just AI these days, and if yours isn't then consider yourself
 lucky, but also know that those days are numbered.
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--- #5 fediverse/4797 ---
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 what if we built cat water stations into the walls and put 5 or 6 around the
 house to encourage them to drink water more often?
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--- #6 fediverse/94 ---
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 @user-107 If you can figure out how to do it well, everything else seems less
 difficult. : )
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--- #7 fediverse/1165 ---
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 @user-246 
 
 you mean putting stones in soup for flavor? They're re-usable!
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--- #8 fediverse/6029 ---
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 spilled water on my keyboard by living with a cat. it might be broken so I'm
 using a spare that my girlfriend lent me. if you're wondering why my password
 sounds different...
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--- #9 fediverse/921 ---
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 @user-633 
 
 :O
 
 I'm vegetarian, but this reminded me that I could just put bouillon in boiling
 water and drink that xD
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 if you're cooking, and you want a specific ingredient to have a stronger
 flavor, use more of it.
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--- #11 fediverse/5976 ---
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 this is why AI is evil, as explained to a witch.
picture of an ai conversation:  "let's move on to a different topic, this time I think we should describe the poem's contents self-referentially as a 3rd person narrative, with the perspective being the subject and her thoughts. I'd like to use the analyze.lua function for more than simply extracting keywords, I'd also like to use it for transformation as well. can we make a new directory inside of the /theme-analysis/ directory that will store the narratives? it should be combined into a book with milky white pages and brighter-than-blood red. Nearly pink, but a bit more orange. It should utilize generative art to make the pages feel as if they are *oozing* in sharp stalagmite and stalagtite pictures. Could probably generate with mathematical functions and a bit of fuzzing (statistically) to create straight lines. Very sharp, though, like lines being carved in butter or blood or stone. It should feel painful to read. It should be a cursed artifact. each of these narratives can be stored in the /theme-analysis/narratives/ directory, and the narrative.lua script can be called from /theme-analysis/analyze.lua. This narrative script will indeed call into analyze as well, essentially as a reciprocal dependency. Instead of analyzing for word-cloud purposes, as /theme-analysis/analyze.lua is currently doing, it would have it's own slightly tailored processes for extracting a narrative from a series of short, segmented and semipseudo disconnected series of poems.  [the ai says yes]
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 you volunteer for things because you want a say in how they turn out.
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 infinite dedication implies stagnation, don't be so quick to trust.
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--- #14 fediverse/65 ---
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 if something makes sense physically, but not mathematically, then the
 mathematics are wrong.
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 you can't win every battle, but if you're losing then you've lost.
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 I wish they sold ramen noodle seasoning by the jar and ramen noodles by the
 package (without seasoning)
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 if you play optimally, you'll never get any chance to make decisions.
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 https://andymasley.substack.com/p/individual-ai-use-is-not-bad-for
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 you can revolute whenever you want to.
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 all you can eat sushi places where they bring you a little of whatever the
 shef had been making
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