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 @user-246 
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--- #2 fediverse/4573 ---
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 @user-192 
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manipulative girlfriend starterpack:  acts nice in public  always says bad things about you to her friends to get them against you  doesn't care about your emotions  constantly yelling and fighting  always pointing the finger at you and playing the victim even if you have no idea why she's upset  never really seems to say anything truly nice to you, always feels the need to criticize  leave her residence feeling shitty and insecure
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 I wish I was cis
 
 but I'm not
 
 So imma be the best damn trans person I can be
 
 and yeah it'll be a little weird
 
 but fuck you and your expectations
 
 I am radiant in my honesty
 
 I am confident in myself
 
 I am celebrating who I am
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 @user-1201 
 
 what's something you can find on a walk which is brown and sticky?
 
 ||a stick!!||
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 nuclear weapons degrade and break down over time, eventually needing to be
 replaced.
 
 what if we just made it globally illegal to create new ones? then, when none
 are available, we can have... well, probably a lot of wars. oh right, F
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 the ability to walk into a mall or general store and emerge as a completely
 different gender is a skill that most spies and secret agents can only dream
 about. And trans people resent it! what a concept. I think they just resent
 being disrespected.
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 I hear drums in my dreams. Like a vast stampede, we with our pink and
 blue-green do proceed. Bannermen to inspire the fight, heroes and saviors who
 run to the plight, but bound as we are by our biology and the fact that
 humanity is typically pretty cis-neuro-typical, means no struggles are won
 with the battle drums of a roving band of twinks and crossdressers.
 
 when I think of parades to be proud of, I think of rolling wagon wheels of
 steel, affixed to a train-like-motorcart, strong in conviction and vibrant in
 our strength, from the back of which we do proclaim: "Nazi punks fuck off"
 
 I think of the feathers in the hair of those who dance in defiance of the
 light of the moon, warm and replete in the bonfire's radiance. I think of this
 vast and beautiful land, the land which I cherish above all else for it is the
 land of my home. I think of a war tribe, wandering like bandits but kind to
 our own kind, with endless colors and sparkles abound.
 
 The war tribe of solid clouds and the miracle horned rainbow pony
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 "I see your value now."
 
 -> the best thing you can believe about a~~n autistic~~ person
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 programmers strike by breaking their part of the whole until the scabs can       │
 figure out how to fix it                                                         │
 "marvin they will literally fire you if you don't go to work for a day! what     │
 are you thinking, standing outside all day? well, here, I've got a sandwich      │
 here for you, if it's really as bad as all that then I'm here for you. What do   │
 you need? I can ask the spinsters and the children and the teachers and the      │
 butchers and bakers and candlestick makers and maybe they can help out [with     │
 your farm, but as if speaking to a farmer]"                                      │
 huh. turns out it works best when you do something all at once.                  │
 "don't be evil" ha fuck you. "dont be on my computer spying on me and            │
 recording everything I do"                                                       │
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 figure TM]                                                                       │
 "why bother spying? she spills out to everywhere she can find."                  │
 owwwww I just bit my tongue T.T                                                  │
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 basically one sensory organ.                                                     │
 like, an ear, except with movable teeth                                          │
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 premature optimization may be the root of all evil, but like... it's fun? so
 I'm going to keep doing it. And before you ask why I'm using threads on
 project euler problems, just know that it's slightly faster this way I promise.
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 @user-1582 
 
 That's quite an adjustment! I hope you can speak the language, that helps a
 lot. 🥰
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 z-targeting is cheating, and everyone cheats. it's a race to see how can cheat
 the least. like tax loopholes - wealth is always more impressive when you did
 in the hard way, but most CEOs just buy a bunch of stock and let the company
 run itself. BORING.
 
 can we like... vote on how much each billionaire's dollars are worth? kinda
 feel like that'd solve all our problems while still giving them what they want.
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 if you're ever hanging out with my cat and she puts her paw on your face, that
 means she wants you to kiss her forehead. 😋
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 🖼
A two panelled meme.  First panel shows a guy kneeling down beside a pool with another person up to their neck in water. The kneeling guy says "Senpai of the pool, what is your wisdom"  Second panel zooms in on the Senpai's face, who says "what the fuck did you just call me"
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 Okay space is neat and all, but Saturn is REALLY REALLY FUCKING FAR AWAY.
 
 Mars is like "close" but like "close" as in "achievable, if we like dedicate a
 significant portion of our existence toward achieving it and like, aren't
 there other things that you'd prefer?"
 
 Space is beautiful but... Fuck, reality was not designed for humans. The
 universe is a collection of scattered fragments of tiny motes of dust thrown
 into the cosmos in completely random and un-organized directions. FUCKing hell
 what a supremely ambitious project we have, the desire to touch the stars?
 What's your desire, is it to be more than any have ever been (and any will
 ever be, forever-more?)
 
 Wait hang on I was supposed to be watching a video essay. I'm going to walk to
 the corner-store and buy some beer instead.
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 I'm just now realizing that my favorite ramen seasoning is essentially salt,
 MSG, and a fuckload of smoked paprika. I don't know how to feel about that.
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 "you're telling me that I've been special needs this whole damn time and
 nobody told me?"
 
 to be fair to nobody you're pretty good at hiding it
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the world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you.  And our governments are very much the same.
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 the gay urge to hang out with men
 
 the lesbian urge to hang out with women
 
 the trans urge to see other trans people naked
 
 ... I mean, uh... I'm perfectly normal and reasonable look at me being a
 massive qt
 
 ... the queer urge to find your people
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