=== ANCHOR POEM === ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────── if you're ever hanging out with my cat and she puts her paw on your face, that means she wants you to kiss her forehead. 😋 ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┘ === SIMILARITY RANKED === --- #1 fediverse/6082 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────── if you wanna be with me, you gotta kiss the dirt and mean it ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────┘ --- #2 fediverse/5162 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────── hey, do you wanna hang out sometime and do the things you usually do when you're alone? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────┘ --- #3 fediverse/3188 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────── @user-883 they liiiiike you 😋 maybe they'll hire you! ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘ --- #4 fediverse/4489 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────── I miss my cat, but now that it's dark I can go looking for her again. : ) ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────┘ --- #5 fediverse/6295 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────── ┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: uncomfortably-personal-relationships-mentioned │ └────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ if you don't have a crush on someone, then why are you even dating them ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────┘ --- #6 messages/1103 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───── I like my room. have you ever been in my room? you'd like it too. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────┘ --- #7 fediverse/5750 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────── I love when I can go on walks... they're soooooo much fun! can see so many cool people and places and things... alas ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────┘ --- #8 fediverse/3209 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: gross │ └──────────────────────┘ I just fed some of my earwax to my cat. she wanted more. what have I done. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘ --- #9 fediverse/5675 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: scary │ └──────────────────────┘ you know what else you hang? gallows ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────┘ --- #10 fediverse/5503 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────── I bet if you put me and my cat next to a glass wall with a cougar inside after a while that big cat would be domesticated ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────┘ --- #11 fediverse/215 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────────── @user-95 i've only hung out with a moth once and it was kind of while my cat was mauling it, oops... they're very cool though so I picked that one too. Fox was my main answer ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────┘ --- #12 fediverse/1196 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────── @user-883 you're not a creep in fact you're quite awesome and cool and neato to be sure ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────┘ --- #13 fediverse/829 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────── you're ridiculous, you know that? so selfish. so obscene. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────┘ --- #14 fediverse/1254 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────── @user-889 I'm always here if you need me. Let me know if you'd prefer Telegram or something. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────┘ --- #15 fediverse/1445 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────── I miss university because of all the gay people I could hang out with. I guess I must be lonely. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────┘ --- #16 fediverse/1558 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────── Just because you haven't won yet, doesn't mean you've lost. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────┘ --- #17 fediverse/142 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── @user-135 I only sorta know what that means 🙃 ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────────┘ --- #18 bluesky#40 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─── you don't prevent a cataclysm by sleeping through it. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──┘ --- #19 fediverse/1300 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: food-mentioned │ └──────────────────────┘ eat another pickle you surely will not regret eating another pickle ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────┘ --- #20 fediverse/5700 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────── it's okay if you hate me. Please don't have me and not tell me... ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────┘ |