=== ANCHOR POEM === ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────── I bet if you put me and my cat next to a glass wall with a cougar inside after a while that big cat would be domesticated ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────┘ === SIMILARITY RANKED === --- #1 fediverse/4642 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────── i type too much, gtg to sleep. my cat yells at me whenever the click-clack starts to bother her ears. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────┘ --- #2 bluesky#38 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─── thank you for the dog posts they keep me friendly thank you for the cat posts they keep me sane ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──┘ --- #3 fediverse/5255 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: cursed │ └──────────────────────┘ what if we genetically engineered cat fur to taste [good/bad] to cats and [good/bad] to humans ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────┘ --- #4 fediverse/1649 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────── a small drone with a camera that looks wherever a cat's looking ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────┘ --- #5 fediverse/3736 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────── what if we made cat little boxes with stable "pillars" or "platforms" that rise just barely above the sand level so their feet don't sink into the litter, thus reducing the amount tracked onto the carpet ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┘ --- #6 fediverse/1207 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────── @user-883 okayyyy I have catgirl installed https://git.causal.agency/catgirl/about/ let me know what server or whatever to join ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────┘ --- #7 bluesky#40 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─── you don't prevent a cataclysm by sleeping through it. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──┘ --- #8 fediverse/1613 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────── "Hi, welcome to my home, this is my cat, his name is Gopher, but I mostly just call him Kitty or Dude." the cat introducing himself "hi my name is Yoursuchagoodkittyyesyouare but you can call me Yesyouare or Suchagood for short." ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────┘ --- #9 fediverse/2285 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────── if you're ever hanging out with my cat and she puts her paw on your face, that means she wants you to kiss her forehead. 😋 ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┘ --- #10 fediverse/4977 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────── Can't do much from my home place. Gonna walk around a bit. I may first eat some food or snuggle my cat, we'll see. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────┘ --- #11 fediverse/4532 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────── @user-192 so... orange tabby cat? 😋 ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────┘ --- #12 fediverse/4849 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────── sometimes I'll hear my cat meow the way she does when she wants something but then I turn around and she's halfway through giving herself a bath /shrug ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────┘ --- #13 fediverse/1437 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────── a perpetual motion machine would appear stable to the machine in motion ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────┘ --- #14 fediverse/3209 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: gross │ └──────────────────────┘ I just fed some of my earwax to my cat. she wanted more. what have I done. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘ --- #15 fediverse/4797 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────── what if we built cat water stations into the walls and put 5 or 6 around the house to encourage them to drink water more often? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────┘ --- #16 fediverse/6431 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───── you can put post-its on any piece of furniture you please. you can even hang tapestries in front of them. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────┘ --- #17 fediverse/5598 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────── @user-1856 girl why did you not FOLLOW THAT CAT?? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────┘ --- #18 fediverse/1588 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────── @user-1035 Even better if you say "you do you too" ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────┘ --- #19 fediverse/3965 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────── maybe some whiteboards and notebooks as well... ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────┘ --- #20 fediverse/292 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── normalize majestic tapestries under thicc planes of glass instead of carpet ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────────┘ |