=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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Diaper skill reduces your chance of leaking. It's on a scale of 1-10 but
there's beginners luck so your first 5-10 diapers will never leak.
Boys with penises and girls with them can get 9 points of skill to reduce leak
chance over the lifetime of the diaper by 90%. Girls with vulvas and boys with
them can only level up to 6.
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===
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Most people:
On a scale of "yes" to "no", how much does this pair of jeans smell like
laundry? If yes, then clean. If no, then hamper.
My gross-ass ass:
On a scale of 0-10 inches, from how far away does this pair of jeans smell
like pee or sweat? It's cleanliness score depends on who you're meeting today.
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--- #2 fediverse/980 ---
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what else would you expect from a witch
50% is "no opinion" on the scale, btw, not like "I like this 50% more than
zero" it's actually zero. This should scale from -50 to 50 with that in mind,
instead of 0 to 100, but oh well. UX design amiright
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--- #3 messages/1473 ---
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Um I should mention that the waterproof leather hat I mentioned earlier is
styled like a cowboy hat not like a French penis. (what a weird way to say
dildo)
Trust me it'll look great if you do it right if not ill show you how to do it
right
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--- #4 fediverse_boost/665 ---
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--- #5 fediverse/3999 ---
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... most of what she says is nonsense, but that 20% that's right is like... SO
right, y'know?
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--- #6 messages/1438 ---
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The trick to motorcycles is: don't crash, and be loud enough so that nobody
forgets you're there.
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--- #7 messages/1330 ---
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The only times i wet my pants are when my diaper is full.
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--- #8 fediverse/2095 ---
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Sometimes it's okay to be sloppy if you're having fun!
Just... clean up after yourself when you're done 😉
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--- #9 fediverse/1630 ---
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the most taboo thing about sex is the opposite of what you care about. the
most intense aversion is what turns you on. weird.
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--- #10 fediverse/2363 ---
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Don't know what to do? Do anything at all, and odds are you'll either see an
opportunity to do something better or you'll have an idea.
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--- #12 fediverse/1866 ---
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listen, girls are cute and all, but have you considered...
boys?
and I mean yeah, true, but listen boys are cute and all, but have you
considered...
girls?
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In response to "you should make a hypnosis trap for trap quest that
temporarily turns you into an iPad kid"
Gotta cater to the coming generations of ABDL users... But, uh, maybe also
don't??? For a while? Because they're still kids... Right? Wait until they're
like 30 before you start making pornography of them, that way the youngest of
the generation won't see it until they're like 18 or so
(dumbass, iPad kids have more to do with neglect than technology. You used to
just... Play with toys. That's what kids did. That's all they did! And then
they made us go to school, eugh. How lame. I'd rather do homework on the
adventures I played. If only I had thought to bring a notebook...)
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On one hand, people should be free to do as they want to.
on the other, people can be really horny sometimes.
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--- #15 fediverse/104 ---
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@user-122 Yes, it's called a "double wink" - it's a level two maneuver so
don't feel bad if you can't pull it off at first. Keep practicing though, it
feels very rewarding when it finally clicks!
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--- #16 fediverse/3405 ---
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on a scale of notways to almostever how would you rate your pain?
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--- #17 fediverse/1986 ---
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when cornered, is it your instinct to escape? or to take one of them down with
you?
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I am an incontinent girl. Of course my bed smells like piss.
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--- #19 fediverse/2869 ---
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"nobody told me you can wear skirts above your boobs!"
they used to have straps, too.
[above boobs, below armpits]
also like a skirt for your shoulders, but only a really flowy one would work.
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@user-883
I mean yeah, they're like 50$ what do you expect xD
But for something simple like this they should be sufficient. Perhaps if such
a massive investment in SOCs was implemented on a national scale, we'd develop
more reliable systems? One can hope!
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