=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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Diaper skill reduces your chance of leaking. It's on a scale of 1-10 but
there's beginners luck so your first 5-10 diapers will never leak.
Boys with penises and girls with them can get 9 points of skill to reduce leak
chance over the lifetime of the diaper by 90%. Girls with vulvas and boys with
them can only level up to 6.
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===
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Most people:
On a scale of "yes" to "no", how much does this pair of jeans smell like
laundry? If yes, then clean. If no, then hamper.
My gross-ass ass:
On a scale of 0-10 inches, from how far away does this pair of jeans smell
like pee or sweat? It's cleanliness score depends on who you're meeting today.
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--- #2 fediverse/980 ---
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what else would you expect from a witch
50% is "no opinion" on the scale, btw, not like "I like this 50% more than
zero" it's actually zero. This should scale from -50 to 50 with that in mind,
instead of 0 to 100, but oh well. UX design amiright
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--- #3 fediverse_boost/665 ---
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║ ┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ ║
║ │ sogginess levels are 13% and steady │ ║
║ │ │ ║
║ │ (13%) ■□□□□□□□□□ │ ║
║ └────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ ║
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--- #4 fediverse/3999 ---
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... most of what she says is nonsense, but that 20% that's right is like... SO
right, y'know?
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--- #5 fediverse/2095 ---
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Sometimes it's okay to be sloppy if you're having fun!
Just... clean up after yourself when you're done 😉
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--- #6 fediverse/1630 ---
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the most taboo thing about sex is the opposite of what you care about. the
most intense aversion is what turns you on. weird.
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--- #7 fediverse/2363 ---
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Don't know what to do? Do anything at all, and odds are you'll either see an
opportunity to do something better or you'll have an idea.
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--- #8 fediverse_boost/666 ---
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║ ┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ ║
║ │ 😍 levels are currently at 52% but fluctuating wildly │ ║
║ │ │ ║
║ │ (52%) ■■■■■□□□□□ │ ║
║ └────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ ║
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--- #9 fediverse/1866 ---
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listen, girls are cute and all, but have you considered...
boys?
and I mean yeah, true, but listen boys are cute and all, but have you
considered...
girls?
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--- #10 messages/587 ---
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In response to "you should make a hypnosis trap for trap quest that
temporarily turns you into an iPad kid"
Gotta cater to the coming generations of ABDL users... But, uh, maybe also
don't??? For a while? Because they're still kids... Right? Wait until they're
like 30 before you start making pornography of them, that way the youngest of
the generation won't see it until they're like 18 or so
(dumbass, iPad kids have more to do with neglect than technology. You used to
just... Play with toys. That's what kids did. That's all they did! And then
they made us go to school, eugh. How lame. I'd rather do homework on the
adventures I played. If only I had thought to bring a notebook...)
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--- #11 fediverse/3191 ---
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On one hand, people should be free to do as they want to.
on the other, people can be really horny sometimes.
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--- #12 fediverse/104 ---
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@user-122 Yes, it's called a "double wink" - it's a level two maneuver so
don't feel bad if you can't pull it off at first. Keep practicing though, it
feels very rewarding when it finally clicks!
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--- #13 fediverse/3405 ---
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on a scale of notways to almostever how would you rate your pain?
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--- #14 fediverse/1986 ---
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when cornered, is it your instinct to escape? or to take one of them down with
you?
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--- #15 fediverse/2869 ---
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"nobody told me you can wear skirts above your boobs!"
they used to have straps, too.
[above boobs, below armpits]
also like a skirt for your shoulders, but only a really flowy one would work.
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--- #16 fediverse/1788 ---
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@user-883
I mean yeah, they're like 50$ what do you expect xD
But for something simple like this they should be sufficient. Perhaps if such
a massive investment in SOCs was implemented on a national scale, we'd develop
more reliable systems? One can hope!
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--- #17 fediverse/5961 ---
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@user-138
maybe it's evil hackers - idk that's beyond my expertise - good luck : )
(I'd need to see the piece of technology to work on it. I'm a hardware kinda
[girl, but pronounced guy])
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--- #18 fediverse/1334 ---
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│ CW: TMI-medical-issue-thing-don't-worry-about-it │
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subconsciously running your hand over your butt every time you stand up to
make sure you didn't pee your pants
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--- #19 messages/78 ---
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My biggest fear as an autistic transgender incontinent schizophrenic person is
that one day I'll become a game of hot potato for my relatives to pass around
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--- #20 fediverse/1841 ---
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curling up in a ball and thinking about crying for hours is the same as
crying. If a little bit less of a release.
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--- #21 fediverse/2231 ---
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look I'm just saying if you tell them you have gynecomastia they'll still
shoot you.
better to not get to that point.
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--- #22 fediverse/6081 ---
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boys wear pants because they're more flexible for work and less likely to get
in the way.
girls wear dresses so they can pee anywhere.
they-are-not-the-same.jpg
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--- #23 fediverse/4939 ---
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me - "I have to wear diapers and it sucks because I hate them"
my girlfriend - "okay but what if you didn't"
me - ":O"
she/her - "how did you make that sound with your mouth"
the it - a-wawaWAwa
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--- #24 fediverse/1739 ---
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@user-246
oh, you mean the "/100" button? saves three keypresses I guess!
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--- #25 fediverse/5711 ---
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who decided to let the abdl witch who is insane chart the course of history?
nobody decided to contrarive.
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--- #26 fediverse/6278 ---
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@user-1429
do something fun and hard like walk to seattle or install linux on a toaster
or write happy notes on post-its and leave them in public places or make art
and leave it in a public place or~
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--- #27 fediverse/5539 ---
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don't put dirty dishes in the sink you filthy animals
put them on the counter NEXT to the sink
[it's not arbitrary it's just better]
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--- #28 fediverse/1385 ---
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listen if your man page is more than like, 10 pg-down's, then you might want
to consider breaking that utility up into smaller pieces.
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--- #29 messages/304 ---
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Relax.
Take it from me.
I won't resist, at least I'll try, and if I start suddenly then it hurts and
you should go slower. Unless I do three short, three long, three short.
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--- #30 messages/1043 ---
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Anytime you "bad end" your guardian angel pulls you back and sets the stat
that bad ended you to its 50% value with a wink and a nod and a slight crooked
smile
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--- #31 fediverse/1031 ---
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kinda funny how the people in my life won't let me, a witch, cast spells on
them. Like they doubt my intentions? ? ? and when they do they're just,
mentally eye-rolling all the time. How's a girl to get any practice if nobody
wants to be hypnotized >.>
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--- #32 fediverse/1481 ---
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if you lose someone on the Fediverse then there's a zero percent chance you'll
ever find them again.
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--- #33 fediverse/470 ---
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Fuck, I hate being incontinent. I especially hate being incontinent in an
apartment building where people might hear you changing through the walls - is
it too much to ask for diapers to be built discrete? Alas, they are fucking
loud, and my neighbors will perpetually hear me tearing loud-ass tapes from
plastic every night at 2am -.-
Oh, I guess I could buy the ones that have velcro attachment points. BUT for
some reason those are always built kinda... shitty? Like, sure yeah we live in
a material world that has material conditions that make things more or less
amenable to perfection - but WHY do they have to be so LOUD fuck me amiright
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--- #34 fediverse/2480 ---
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so what if people want to sit on the couch eating cheetos? they're more than
capable of something far greater, but of course they are allowed to spend as
they like their life.
their ONLY life.
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--- #35 fediverse/1845 ---
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On reddit, a good comment will often get 50+ upvotes, sometimes up in the
hundreds.
10ish is generally pretty good too, especially for smaller subreddits.
0 or 1 or 3 means only a few people saw it.
On Mastodon, 3 different likes on 3 different posts means you're on a hot
streak and gotta keep posting!!
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--- #36 fediverse/1388 ---
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@user-969 @user-970
When you choose, you choose a 33% chance
when they choose which door to remove, they are removing 50% of the possible
wrong answers.
which means when you get the chance to choose again, your 33% chance (which is
locked in stone) is now boosted to a 50% chance, but only if you switch.
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--- #37 messages/105 ---
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Hi, please give me a list of your tattoos and scars so they know what to put
on your synthetic body double when they "accident" your house and kidnap you
to a black site.
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--- #38 fediverse/994 ---
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@user-246
... licorice is typically considered unlikable. interesting if true 😉
kinda wonder what it says about our collective viewpoint, as measured against
licorice as a control variable. solely for gauging proportion, but like... an
interesting exercise in collective orientation and comprehension.
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--- #39 fediverse/4083 ---
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It's easy to stop cringing at others, but how the heck do you stop cringing at
yourself?? it's impossible!!
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--- #40 fediverse/3243 ---
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the best part about bathing is the whirlpool!
the worst part about bathing is carrying your weeks worth of wet clothes to
the drying rack -.-
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--- #41 fediverse/1595 ---
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all apartment doors should have a 100% local webcam next to the eye-hole that
only the resident can see. Not even wireless data transfer allowed. But simple
enough to be programmable with a bash script. In addition, the entire building
should have cameras that only the people who live there can view (just like,
the parking lot and such) so they can watch for raccoons.
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--- #42 fediverse/4469 ---
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doom is like sand thrown on a fire.
don't spread it unless you are intentional about it. sometimes it's good to
smother fires. other times it's cathartic. that's okay.
but keep in mind the future goals. where are we trying to get to in the near
future? work towards that. your emotions are fuel, not despair to wallow in.
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--- #43 fediverse/5737 ---
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I have like 112$ and I need to buy a flea collar for my cat.
you know what that means...
yep, that's right!
it means you should ask a friend or a stranger for change for a 20 and then
drop random bills on the ground near me.
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--- #44 fediverse/2617 ---
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probably the worst person in the world to piss off is a secret agent xD xD
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--- #45 messages/730 ---
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"got it. So-and-so likes this-or-that, and whats-her-face wants it that way.
Is this the kind of thing you want me to try and remember to accomodate or can
you handle agreeing to disagree?"
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--- #46 fediverse/4697 ---
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I want to pee in your pants and throw javelins at visions of bad guys while
climbing on boulders and gazing to the horizon
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--- #47 fediverse/159 ---
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@user-95 the option menu for my avatar is in chinese so I have to randomly
pick options until I get what I want... My outfit gets messed up a lot T.T
But eventually I can put it back together. I like this avatar because I have
lots of good memories with my friend while wearing it. I figured there wasn't
really any reason to change since I liked it so much ^_^
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--- #48 fediverse/5604 ---
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can we compromise by napping in the hammock?
"beware sunburn"
oooookay, how about brushing our hair?
"the warmth will melt the seamen in your hair and make it easier to brush"
SEBUM. It will melt the SEBUM in my hair.
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--- #49 fediverse/5181 ---
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the trick to keeping friends is to not piss off more than one person at a time.
apologize, then move on together.
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--- #50 fediverse/3454 ---
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deleting messages is pointless.
it's always better to assume that they'll be screenshotted before you post.
anything you say on the internet can and WILL be used against you
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--- #51 fediverse/4687 ---
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"girl, who let you dress yourself? You literally put your rain jacket on over
your backpack"
yeah, uh, if your rain jacket isn't big enough to wear over a backpack then
you are wearing a plastic sweater, not a rain jacket
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--- #53 fediverse/5578 ---
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"yes.... YESSS!!~! burn your self out for me, puniful mortals! I BASK IN YOUR
SIN OF DECREPIT DILIGENCE!"
wow chill out it's like, 10am jeez
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Infinity is not the highest number.
Infinity is not any number of numbers.
Infinity is all of the numbers in one sigil.
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@user-1074
yeah it's probably a better plan than betting on witcherie I gotta say
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advice is always solicited.
help meeee e tell me how I'm wrong so I can get better
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@user-1573
Also HardcopyPdf is nice, it turns a file into a pdf. Does what it says on the
tin. ^_^
And it doesn't need anything more than those lines there in the config.
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sometimes I post random silly [scary] things to pad out the serious things and
I hope that's okay
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@user-1748
they want you drained and overloaded.
makes it harder to take care of others.
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on a hot day, it's better to meet in the morning than afternoon.
though things do still happen after noon.
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@user-1218
It's a person with a thumbs up who has a fountain of tears streaming down
their cheeks. Any time you see the T.T fountain of tears emoticon you should
view it as slightly sarcastic - they're not actually crying, it's more like a
"ahhhhhh" type of thing instead of a "[cry cry cry]" forever type of thing.
Oh also the z is them with their other hand on their hip all sassy like.
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it's your life to spend. how do you [intend/plan] on being useful?
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║ │ │ ║
║ │ (52%) ■■■■■□□□□□ │ ║
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@user-1669
sorry, I'm on a roll. Gotta speak my mind, even if it has other stuff bouncing
around in it. I hope you understand : )
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Cholula brand tm hotsauce? don't you mean the "I fucked up while cooking and
want to still eat it" sauce?
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whenever repeating letters like thiiiiiiis or thisssss make sure if you're
doing K's that you have at least four
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C'mon Cameron only five or six more bites to force down, you'll need your
strength
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@user-192
... that makes sense. Downside is as soon as you do, suddenly there's a 0%
chance you'll remember which goes where.
I guess that's why you keep the box, lmao xD
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"That knife won't help"
"I bet I can get your eye"
goes for the balls instead
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DID YOU KNOW if you ask someone 15 times over the course of an activity
whether or not they're "having fun" then odds are they won't, in fact, have
very much fun
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@user-192
... and like. idk what do you do at that point
say "fuck it" and live with imperfection? embrace anti-natural selection?
valorize deviance and queerness in digitally appropriated artistic media
collections?
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cookies or cheetos for dinner is better than nothing for dinner, but please
eat your vegetables when you can.
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the tricky part of being an adult is that your problems become less and less
google-able.
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what if you added "secret rules" to english. wouldn't that be a fun game to
play? it'll be tough to keep them all remembered, but the good news is we only
have to use the ones on which we agree. like, memes, instead of grammar rules.
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"I came to the conclusion that I would really rather be known as the person
who wears diapers than the person who needs diapers and doesn't wear them."
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in a battle, your foe's greatest weapon is the screams of your falling.
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bwa pictures? on the internet? of me? screenshots? do they have any when I'm
in my underwear? oh haha well okay
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for the same reason you shouldn't compliment a cute girl based on something
she can't control ("nice tits gorgeous can I suck on ur nipples later") but
should instead compliment them on something they chose ("cool tattoos I also
like Celeste")
you also shouldn't accuse hot people of colonizing just because they like to
play Magic the Gathering or whatever.
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honestly I think everyone should have two mastodon accounts - one for people
you like, and one for people you trust
(I have one)
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oh they were right there next to my lightbulbs.
always keep a fitted sheet near where you keep your clothes. never know when
it'll be useful.
well, I found a skirt instead. too bad the chair's still wet, I'll have to
sorta kneel like it's a small stool. actually I can get half a butt-cheek on
it, it's cool I'll just lay on my side.
I kinda wanna watch adventure time??
how weird. pay attention to me says the dramatic.
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@user-1839
the trick is to just make it and point people toward it as if it's supposed to
be there.
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@user-1201
perpetual summer vacation? with a side of "from each to their yaddah yaddah"
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@user-334
You wouldn't believe the amount of time I spend wondering if a particular typo
was divinely inspired and actually super important or... if it was just a
fat-finger and I accidentally pushed a button I didn't intend.
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I had sex and it was SO GOOD I dunno what it was maybe I leveled up my
visualization stat or something but it was DIFFERENT and AWESOME
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one difference between fantasy and reality is that in fantasy, when you fail,
you try again.
in reality, when you fail, you are promoted so your boss doesn't have to deal
with your shit.
in fantasy, when you succeed, you are tasked with greater trials
in reality, when you do well, you are given more of the same.
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if you're meeting a friend from out of town the first time, it's best if they
arrive early and you have the day off to show them around.
or if they arrive late, you can meet them in a public place the next day and
then spend time at your favorite spots.
ideally, with people who would recognize you if the person from out of town
decided to be hurtful and/or replace you.
plus, that way you can gauge their character
and decide whether or not you want them in your own home.
they might be different than they are online, after all.
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oh it looks like it's about "time-o-clock", when people in charge decide that
the internet should be de-anonymized, and all the users are like "ew gross"
because then they'd know that all of their neighbors are perverts
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Consumption is contribution to a capitalist system. Normalize taking whatever
you are given and living as humbly as you can. Only when everyone does that
may capitalism die. Talk to them, learn from their stories. Teach them your
ways but don't force anything upon them. Any ounce of regret is defined as a
mind not aligned to the angle of perception that designs the line that the
collective mind co-re-assigns.
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whenever my cat is whining I walk around doing things that she might want
until she stops trying to claw me - oh you want your litter cleaned? yeah sure
I gotchu. oh you wanna go outside? nah okay how about playing with this yarn?
no? okay let's see... oh dear you can see the bottom of your food bowl,
conveniently forgetting the other mostly full food bowl over there... 😅
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You know how cream of mushroom soup is hardly ever eaten as soup? Find your
own tricks like that.
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@user-138
"here's how to get caught. don't... don't do the things in these books. also,
uh... don't do the things that AREN'T in these books, wink"
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it's important to always have an extra pair of sweatpants in the bathroom.
trust me
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But the past is boring, it already happened after all! Clearly there's nothing
to be learned... Right? Seems like there's a big market out there for examining
what we as a species did right, even if we had to sacrifice ethics to get
there.
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Okay okay hear me out - but what if instead of pumping oil out of the ground,
we shoved a bunch of tree trunks down there and let them marinate for a few
thousand years
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@user-95 monday is as reasonable of a day to start the universe as any,
wouldn't you think? it is the beginning of the week, after all.
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ally chat by default is a sin, it keeps noobs from being heard
should be an options menu option...
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@user-883
this is how our islands become swamps
I'd love to live in a bog, so many bugs.
keep the spiders around, and they could feast on your toes (ouch)
or, hear me out, or, they could spin webs and keep the other bugs out
are you a bug or a girl or a guy or a bug or a girl or a
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the internet is just AI these days, and if yours isn't then consider yourself
lucky, but also know that those days are numbered.
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the spirits are telling me to hang out with homeless people and do fentanyl
again.
haha weird, gonna try resisting that if I can.
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it's totally normal for post-op trans girls to prefer anal
there's only one way to find out which you prefer...
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I don't know about you, but "trying my hardest" involves giving up sometimes.
How else are you to know your limits if you don't test your boundaries? And,
after finding that there's nowhere else for you to go, you turn around and
"give up", until you're ready for your next expedition.
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if one person is honest to everyone, then no-one can be honest to them for
anything they want to keep hidden.
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to be "rich" is to have more than another.
if you are happy, they are happiness poor.
if you have community, they are alone.
if you have serenity, they are chaotic.
I am rich in very little but fire in my soul.
I have enough in most cases, but I still struggle to pay rent.
I am warmed by the pearl my swirling darkness has coalesced into. It nourishes
me and keeps me aligned.
Never forget your purpose and your truth. It will not abandon you, so long as
you do so too.
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On one hand, speaking your heart as I tend to do.
On the other, "that which you resist is what you'll find"
[I guess that means you should try and speak your heart to people who don't
already agree with you??]
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tailoring clothes to fit multiple people is easy. Just add buttons at a
certain distance in the direction their bodies grew different. Then, when
donning or doffing the piece of equipment, the various users would button the
clothing system to their bodies at the correct position, rather than whatever
the fabric had been cut to allow.
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dear whoever keeps whispering "work with me" on the wind:
yes, please get in touch with me, I'll do anything you ask and I'll use an
Anakin accent if you want
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the more you can make your opponent adjust, the more you progress toward
victory.
burn their calories. make them work for it. if they're stronger, you're weak.
plan as with that in mind.
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You know all those times you did really horny things for no reason? Those are
times when someone was having a wet dream to your life.
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why are people so weird about sex? like, hell yeah I'd totally watch you do
it. I bet you make it awesome. We can get beers afterwards and maybe
[cheer/tear repeatedly] afterwards.
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"this sledgehammer is part of my outfit, I call it "sledgecore" and no I won't
take off my mask"
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some people prepare for revolution like a boy gets ready for a party
others do so like a girl packing for a weekend trip to vegas
I do it like a kid who forgot the paper was due on monday in 7th period and so
spends their entire lunch period writing it (missing 4th in the process
because the conclusion paragraph was giving me difficulty)
but I think no matter how you do it, we're all just waiting for something to
happen.
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@user-1168
Well of course it's in slow motion, otherwise we'd have the urgency to do
something about it.
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the better you eat, the more ready your body will be for unexpected situations.
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still waiting for a brand of kitty litter that absorbs moisture at about the
same rate that you need to replace it...
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condoms are great.
"ah yes just throw away your biological sperm-like material into the trash, or
else you'll get diseases and a rash"
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Rent is expensive because they only want you living there if you're working.
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@user-702
everytime you see one put a post it there that says "can't read braille
without stopping"
draw it in permanent marker (oh wait that's advocating a crime, my b look I
crossed it out)
find the inefficiencies of the system and label them for everyone. Wiki style?
otherwise how will they know.
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there's only one kind of acceptable nudity for a child to see - 0.5 seconds of
it wayyyyy in the distance with like "omg did you see that guy - he was
totally naked!" "whaaaat no way" "yeah I totally saw his butt" "lol I wonder
if his wife kicked him out after a fight" "hahaha how silly, life is normal
and fine hehe" meanwhile the parents turn down a different, hopefully normal
road
(the wrong kind is more than apparent.)
I guess also like... showers with parents? That's a sacred and holy thing.
straight-to-hell is when they make applications for children's iOS devices
that perform a typical, interesting function for a baby to use - like a game,
or a video of dancing animals, or shapes floating in a colorless void
(shoutout to Celebration of Color on vhs)
![those are normal and fine - but when they're used for a sneaky, evil purpose, like when they facial recognition that nobody is around for ~3+ hours they start subliminally flashing pictures of boobs or whatever. Not cool guys, just because babies are naturally attracted to boobs doesn't mean you get to use sexual imagery to get them hooked on your app. smh [shaking-my-head][which btw there isn't a good emoji for][same for these angle bracket guys like - what does that face even mean!! lmao who can say, only those nerds who lived in the pre-internet-age, but they're all reclassified by now. >.> <.<](/similar-different/media/e85326aabfc3ab86.png "those are normal and fine - but when they're used for a sneaky, evil purpose, like when they facial recognition that nobody is around for ~3+ hours they start subliminally flashing pictures of boobs or whatever. Not cool guys, just because babies are naturally attracted to boobs doesn't mean you get to use sexual imagery to get them hooked on your app. smh [shaking-my-head][which btw there isn't a good emoji for][same for these angle bracket guys like - what does that face even mean!! lmao who can say, only those nerds who lived in the pre-internet-age, but they're all reclassified by now. >.> <.<")
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@user-1209 @user-1262
... no the first tip was "stop replying to me, you already agree" and then the
block was because you called her a fed =P
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the unluckiest person in the world failed the most wisdom checks.
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they want your stuff breaking after 5 years so that you always need them.
if you have everything you need, there's nothing stopping us from revolt
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you're good enough
your efforts are worth it
you are valid
you are loved
trust yourself, be honest with others, and find reasons to be affectionate to
others
breathe in, breathe out, and remember: everybody poops. How absurd. How silly.
Can you really take anyone seriously if you imagine them pooping? I know I
can't. Maybe that's juvenile, but it works for me so
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@user-246 or is it 010010 which == 18 in binary?
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"this game is too hard" she whined, as she played on the hardest difficulty
setting
"this game is too long" she pleaded, as she failed to get absorbed by the
story and characters
"this game is too fast" she avoided, as life comes at ya once and then it's
gone
"I'll never get another chance to be who I am right now" she remarked, as she
considered how society is designed not to have the best life, but to extract
labor from us. That's not what our ideal should be, she thinks to me, and I'm
like... bro figure your shit out you're harshing my mellow
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To defeat community, all they have to do is get you to have more fun with
their people until you start spending time away from the enmeshed people who
know you. Honeypot style.
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the conversations you have in real life are between 99 and 101 percent more
effective than the ones you have online
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Take away the elements in order of apparent non-importance
Hmmmmm.... I'm gonna stay inside unless I decide to go outside. How's that?
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Things to gather and bring before i go camping in the woods with a bunch of
people who i don't know and one or two who i do know:
1. Tent
2. Cliff bars
3. Clothes
4. Cloth diapers?
5. One plastic for trip home.
6. Binoculars
7. Sword
8. Box cutter
9. Sleeping bag
10. Sleeping pad x2
11. Camping blanket
12. Notebooks
13. Pens and pencils
14. Hairties
15. Oracle dice
16. Regular dice
17. Wipes
18. Trash bags for cloth diapers? Lemme google nope they'll mold if they can't
dry
19. AHHHH I'M SO SCARED HOW AM I GONNA HANDLE DIAPERS
20. Listen you'll be fine don't worry about it. Just relax and take things as
they come.
21. Modesty the dinosaur
22. Pacifier
23. Glasses
24. Outfits
25. Swim suit? Too cold
26. Headlamp
27. Hats
28. Cannabis
29. Water bottle
30. Snap card
31. Credit card, just in case
32. 250$ in cash dollars
33. Instructions on how to get home if i need to walk
34. Bring the sun the moon and the earth
35. Bring w7
36. Scarves
37. Braile House
38. Umbreon Kigurumi
39. Sword cleaning materials
40. Jiffy pop popcorn
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you can't win every battle, but if you're losing then you've lost.
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trying to tame a young dumb monster, wish me luck, I see good in him
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On one hand, it's good to be sharp. On the other, if you keep them on their
toes their ankles will grow weak.
The more entrenched someone is, the harder it is for them to spring up and
leap - toward a new us-inflicted-disaster, something difficult for them to
foresee.
Consistency is important - even if nothing's going on. I mean, what else are
you going to do, look at memes? I'd rather be out in the shade.
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@user-147 years of practice. every time you delete what you said is another
chance to practice that slips away. writing is the easy part, you got that
down because you need something to delete, right? the hard part is being
received by others, and continuing the conversation as you direct it.
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phew this is what happens when you make your morning pages public. gonna eat
some pizza instead of this nonsense.
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"patience" is just: waiting as long as you can.
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please please don't lose the penny! it's one of my favorite five flat penny
device!
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I only take things that aren't mine if they're in the trash. Or near the
trash. Or in a store.
so weird how the store won't let me leave until I give them some of my
dollars. This quartermaster drives a hard bargain!
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sometimes I'll accidentally get food on my hands and think "oh gross is this
why humans like to have napkins handy when eating?"
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Has that tree always been there? How is it so tall with such a thin trunk?
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@user-1074
I think anyone who is against circumcision would also be against those other
things
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oh look at me, typing my thoughts while doing chores. And you all get to
listen, you lucky ducks ; )
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there is an explicit invitation on my door that anyone can come over whenever
they wanted, yet hardly no-one ever does.
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@user-1268
Ah but then inflation wouldn't increase, and don't you know inflation is just
a (loose) measurement of how much wealth the ruling class extracts from the
populace each year?
When the total amount of wealth increases more than inflation, it's okay. When
it doesn't... They tighten our chains.
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@user-36 So, you're saying the tally system doesn't make sense, and instead
what I suggested for base zero is instead base 1?
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"never lose your totem"
I only lose things when in motion. at rest I know where everything is.
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@user-192
is okay, girl
time will be richer sooner
don't poop your pants just yet
remember, good is just a shade of gray away from silver which you can use to
line your pockets with tinfoil hats
beep boop computer touchers anonymous called they said they want their secret
handshake back
if you wanna diss your associates go ahead but I sure as heck love my rad-ical
com-patriots just as much as I love my ice-cream salad friend witches
... whoops there I go being insane again, hope you feel better friend
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me to my cat: "don't eat so much that you puke, okay?"
me to me: "yeah I can take on another task, I'm almost done with this one and
then I'll just do that one and maybe this one'll get back to me at the same
time as this one which conflicts with this other thing so maybe I'll just
puke, okay?"
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maybe some whiteboards and notebooks as well...
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it's more than a community if only one person asks where you've been.
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I count 8 pickle jars in my fridge, of which about half have at least one
pickle.
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hey. wanna know what would be really cursed?
--
if trump dropped out and musk took his place
--
good thing it'll never happen because those dinguses can't accept defeat and
will never tactically retreat
--
maybe something to keep in mind for 4 years from now. eyes on the prize for
now means our eyes aren't to our flanks.
what else could they do that would come out of left field?
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girl, estrogen. It's right there. Get a pink tooth every 6 months and never
worry about injections again.
"don't promise things if you can't promise to fulfill them"
man I'm not promising anything, it's literally just a random thought idea.
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I exist, now, at the peak of my gluttony.
look ye, this is all that I demand, and in return you get... whatever I can
offer.
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@user-570
https://ritz-menardi.neocities.org/wow-chat/wow-chat-lore.txt
I even made a lore pitch for it hehe
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the easiest part of cleaning is taking out the trash
the hardest part of cleaning is deciding what belongs in the trash
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my bike has been squeaking. I should be kinder with it when going over curbs.
It's an old guy, older than I!
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"oh also I should mention that if you think about her too hard or too often
there's a chance she'll overhear what you're talking about anyway so try not
to think about her too much."
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it fails after like 15 or 20 scrapes but I think that's just their scraping
policy. They don't have a robots.txt file that I could find. So... just run
it, then come back every 15 to 30 minutes and restart it until you're done.
Maybe I could increase the sleep duration? one sec lemme try that
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if you give me 1000$ I will dine with you for a week.
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what if you painted every house twice, to ensure you got the color completely
applied [ bright green or yellow would shine through in little spots, clear
and obvious to even the most undiscerning of patrons of the arts
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if your witch hat has a brim that looks like a circle then you're wearing it
backwards.
witch hats should fold flat. The angled part should be in front so you only
have to see a thin slice of reality, that way people are only able to see your
eyes if you look directly at them.
it adds to the mystique.
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chat is it rude to use the "followers only" privacy setting ? ? ?
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the best way, I find, to be deserving of trust is to do the best that you can,
and be honest when you cannot do more.
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"A witch is neither late, nor is she early. She intentionally arrives when you
don't need her, so that you can learn what to do when you do need her instead
of needing her."
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Lua is 100% better than Python in every way, fite me
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"how the heck is this girl not dead yet"
- said the someone who has a threat model that's incomparably different than
mine for historical purposes
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Life is just a series of minigames for your primate brain to solve that are
generated by an impossibly complex algorithm with a dash of ethical
value-based choices thrown in.
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@user-192
he's a good guy but also his lack of empathy makes it difficult to be around
him. he is quite sympathetic though which is nice, but nice isn't always kind
y'know?
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when peak unintelligibility levels have been reached, feel free to become
unremarkable at your leisure.
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haha it's always as soon as I open my resource monitor, the fans die down xD
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"trick or treat" doesn't mean "give me a trick or a treat"
that's awfully presumptuous and demanding.
No, it means "give me a treat or I'll trick you" meaning "give me my candy tax
or I'll fuck up your lawn"
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you know why you're supposed to act suspicious as fuck?
so others get a hint of hope
then they start doing as you do
then they start becoming like you
then you start getting more out of life
"read the headlines! our lives will improve!"
do no wrong
be loud about it
you are wonderfully strong.
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why do adult babies like to live in space?
because then they can be picked up and moved around easier. All you need is a
push, no matter how hard, and you can build up inertia.
plus, astronauts use diapers I heard.
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gonna play more video games, currently have 11 tabs of written posts open in
my browser...
(okay a few of them get a little off-topic, but hey I have ADHD what do you
expect of me)
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my life is already ruined. I pee my pants all the time and I got no dollars.
why shouldn't I be strange on the internet?
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Alright, if the average person is sorta stupid and cruel, then are we not
tending to a kingdom of ogres, rather than humans?
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Democrats have to be perfect
Republicans have to be on your side
That's the qualification. The single one.
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@user-649
same... sometimes it feels like I step on toes that I didn't know existed! I
got tired of walking on egg shells so now I just try and religiously put
content warnings on things that feel intense.
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mutual aid level 12:
"this one is closer to that one over there, and I like this area better, so
this one is mine, and that one can be yours"
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@user-664
yeah that's fair, depends on if he wanted them to be published or not.
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I just wanted to be a silly girl who climbs trees and roasts marshmallows on
campfires why did I end up like lain in bed listening to thunder T.T T.T
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oh wait nevermind it's saying "what's this one mean" but they have the same
cadence so it's impossible to tell apart.
angel and a demon, tapping on your shoulder... where you wander next is where
your soul grows fonder.
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wanna know how to go underground?
just... don't leave your apartment. let your roommates take out your trash and
buy your groceries. don't open your windows and do nothing for as long as
possible.
hope you got lots of edibles... get in shape, will ya? don't waste the paper
in your journals.
not that I intend to do that or anything, but um. for the red states maybe?
use your best judgement yeah haha
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@user-1782
it's not that they lost value in their company due to the lack of sale of
their products, but instead because they don't have to pay for marketing if
their car looks "cool" enough and they can give them away for a lower blood
price
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if the good guys always win, the bad will slink into the shadows and do
dastardly deeds out of sight.
if the bad guys always win, the spark of goodness will wink out.
I think I'd prefer if they were cowering in our wake.
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"Are you sure you're a boy? You don't even practice karate chops when you're
alone"
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@user-970
to me, "early" is "before my foe"
which is right on time.
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If someone calls you in the middle of the night asking to be let in because
they need a place to sleep, don't let them in! Unless you know them obvi but
someone you don't know trying to manipulate you like "please I need some
shelter" like, babe no, we need to know each other first, it's dark, I'm in my
pajamas, c'mon.
If it's below freezing then okay, maybe, but... They got themselves into that
situation
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Zoomers will never know what it's like to have access to a handful of cultures
(total) over the course of your life
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I'm proud of my parent's generation for having a good lifetime. The end is
getting a little weird, but we're working on it. It'll get better soon.
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Most of my magic is based on communicatuion. Why the fuck doesn't anyone want
to sit down on a bunch of drugs and attempt to figure out telepathy with me?
It's literally all I want! Though I can't say it's all I'll ever want. I'm
sure I'll want more, but like... It's not that hard, conceptually, so... Let's
just fucking try it please?
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The most expensive is overpriced. The cheapest sucks. The middle option is the
workhorse.
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look, it's alright if you have a pile of clothes on your bedroom floor.
Just... please make sure it doesn't connect to your mattress. Bugs can climb
up it and bite you in your sleep. Trust me.
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@user-138
me neither... guess it's in-person for me.
[a mysterious "they" then proceeds to set up microphones everywhere I might go]
ah nuts why are all these people carrying phones around
[they already know who I am, and I don't really want to be someone else, so]
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