=== ANCHOR POEM === ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: lewd-politics │ └──────────────────────┘ On one hand, people should be free to do as they want to. on the other, people can be really horny sometimes. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘ === SIMILARITY RANKED === --- #1 fediverse/1900 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────── On one hand, socialism. On the other hand... people. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────┘ --- #2 fediverse/2481 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────── on one hand, conversation to spark insight. on the other, being connected to me. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┘ --- #3 messages/523 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────── You know all those times you did really horny things for no reason? Those are times when someone was having a wet dream to your life. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┘ --- #4 fediverse/1825 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────── if one person is honest to everyone, then no-one can be honest to them for anything they want to keep hidden. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────┘ --- #5 messages/1204 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════── when people say they want a woman president what they want is not a woman president. what they want is a kind old lady. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─┘ --- #6 fediverse/3674 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: politics │ └──────────────────────┘ On one hand, elected officials! 🤩 on the other hand... elected officials 😒 ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┘ --- #7 messages/1484 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─ I should have more faith. People are there, they're just in low key mode. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════┘ --- #8 fediverse_boost/5871 --- ◀─╔══════════════════════════════[BOOST]════════════════════════════════─────────╗ ║ ┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ ║ ║ │ going to therapy isn't a replacement for having freaky sex with your friends │ ║ ║ └────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ ║ ╠─────────┐ ┌───────────╣ ║ similar │ chronological │ different ║ ╚═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─┴───────╝─▶ --- #9 fediverse/1630 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: sex mentioned │ └──────────────────────┘ the most taboo thing about sex is the opposite of what you care about. the most intense aversion is what turns you on. weird. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────┘ --- #10 messages/406 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────── On one hand, trans people make great spies because we've been acting all our lives (pre-transition but post-realization) On the other hand, our bodies have been physically changed by HRT so it's not like we can spy on our enemies -.- ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────┘ --- #11 fediverse/3677 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: re: politics │ └──────────────────────┘ on one hand, un-elected officials! 😒 On the other hand... un-elected officials. 😭 ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┘ --- #12 fediverse/2480 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────── so what if people want to sit on the couch eating cheetos? they're more than capable of something far greater, but of course they are allowed to spend as they like their life. their ONLY life. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┘ --- #13 fediverse/5287 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────── we all need each other, no matter how much we don't want to need. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────┘ --- #14 fediverse/1242 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────── one way to network is to connect other people. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────┘ --- #15 fediverse/421 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── one of my duties is to make you aware of potentially bad things, cursed things, hurtful things and hard feelings, so that they are less able to harm you. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────┘ --- #16 fediverse/1771 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────── if you can't find them when you need them, then you don't have them. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────┘ --- #17 fediverse/1334 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: TMI-medical-issue-thing-don't-worry-about-it │ └──────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ subconsciously running your hand over your butt every time you stand up to make sure you didn't pee your pants ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────┘ --- #18 fediverse/5584 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────── don't do ANYTHING unless you got at least two people working with you. Otherwise you'll burn out or be overwhelmed. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────┘ --- #19 messages/1154 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─── Freedom to do anything, and the liberty to choose as you please. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──┘ --- #20 fediverse/2044 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────── honestly I think everyone should have two mastodon accounts - one for people you like, and one for people you trust (I have one) ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────┘ |