=== ANCHOR POEM === ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────── You know all those times you did really horny things for no reason? Those are times when someone was having a wet dream to your life. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┘ === SIMILARITY RANKED === --- #1 messages/1330 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════── The only times i wet my pants are when my diaper is full. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─┘ --- #2 fediverse/1630 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: sex mentioned │ └──────────────────────┘ the most taboo thing about sex is the opposite of what you care about. the most intense aversion is what turns you on. weird. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────┘ --- #3 fediverse/5076 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────── there is an explicit invitation on my door that anyone can come over whenever they wanted, yet hardly no-one ever does. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────┘ --- #4 fediverse/378 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────────┐ │ CW: re: About sex dreams │ └──────────────────────────┘ @user-138 I never have sex dreams (probably because I don't think about sex very often) but sometimes I'll get intense horny feelings while asleep and get verrrrry aroused mid-dream for like... no reason... and then I'll wake up and think "how the heck am I going to move on with my day when I almost orgasmed to [redacted]" it's a weird feeling every time ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────────┘ --- #5 fediverse/829 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────── you're ridiculous, you know that? so selfish. so obscene. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────┘ --- #6 fediverse/4634 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────── @user-1719 did you see any erections on the nude beach? you must be in the southern hemisphere, I'd freeze my tits off here. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────┘ --- #7 fediverse/3191 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: lewd-politics │ └──────────────────────┘ On one hand, people should be free to do as they want to. on the other, people can be really horny sometimes. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘ --- #8 fediverse/5603 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: sex-mentioned │ └──────────────────────┘ I had sex and it was SO GOOD I dunno what it was maybe I leveled up my visualization stat or something but it was DIFFERENT and AWESOME ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────┘ --- #9 messages/1288 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════── I am an incontinent girl. Of course my bed smells like piss. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─┘ --- #10 fediverse/5163 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: sex-mentioned │ └──────────────────────┘ why are people so weird about sex? like, hell yeah I'd totally watch you do it. I bet you make it awesome. We can get beers afterwards and maybe [cheer/tear repeatedly] afterwards. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────┘ --- #11 fediverse/4843 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────── just because someone did something one way and it worked, doesn't mean you have to do it that way again. but you should have a reason why you aren't doing it that way. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────┘ --- #12 fediverse/3806 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: re: Hot take │ └──────────────────────┘ @user-1074 I think anyone who is against circumcision would also be against those other things ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┘ --- #13 fediverse_boost/5871 --- ◀─╔══════════════════════════════[BOOST]════════════════════════════════─────────╗ ║ ┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ ║ ║ │ going to therapy isn't a replacement for having freaky sex with your friends │ ║ ║ └────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ ║ ╠─────────┐ ┌───────────╣ ║ similar │ chronological │ different ║ ╚═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─┴───────╝─▶ --- #14 fediverse/6014 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────── don't mind me just dreaming of a future where I can have whatever I want : ) ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────┘ --- #15 fediverse/3741 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────── you can only be yourself once, and it happens while you're alive. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┘ --- #16 fediverse/2095 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────── Sometimes it's okay to be sloppy if you're having fun! Just... clean up after yourself when you're done 😉 ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────┘ --- #17 messages/925 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────── but also, somehow, the coolest, kindest person you know. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────┘ --- #18 fediverse/6343 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────── you can revolute whenever you want to. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────┘ --- #19 fediverse/3188 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────── @user-883 they liiiiike you 😋 maybe they'll hire you! ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘ --- #20 fediverse/4896 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────── ┌──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: re: relationships, mh(+/-), where I've been recently │ └──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ @user-1748 they want you drained and overloaded. makes it harder to take care of others. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────┘ |