=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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 You know all those times you did really horny things for no reason? Those are
 times when someone was having a wet dream to your life.
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

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 the most taboo thing about sex is the opposite of what you care about. the
 most intense aversion is what turns you on. weird.
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--- #2 fediverse/5076 ---
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 there is an explicit invitation on my door that anyone can come over whenever
 they wanted, yet hardly no-one ever does.
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 @user-138 
 
 I never have sex dreams (probably because I don't think about sex very often)
 but sometimes I'll get intense horny feelings while asleep and get verrrrry
 aroused mid-dream for like... no reason... and then I'll wake up and think
 "how the heck am I going to move on with my day when I almost orgasmed to
 [redacted]"
 
 it's a weird feeling every time
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--- #4 fediverse/829 ---
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 you're ridiculous, you know that? so selfish. so obscene.
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--- #5 fediverse/4634 ---
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 @user-1719 
 
 did you see any erections on the nude beach? you must be in the southern
 hemisphere, I'd freeze my tits off here.
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 On one hand, people should be free to do as they want to.
 
 on the other, people can be really horny sometimes.
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 I had sex and it was SO GOOD I dunno what it was maybe I leveled up my
 visualization stat or something but it was DIFFERENT and AWESOME
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 why are people so weird about sex? like, hell yeah I'd totally watch you do
 it. I bet you make it awesome. We can get beers afterwards and maybe
 [cheer/tear repeatedly] afterwards.
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 just because someone did something one way and it worked, doesn't mean you
 have to do it that way again.
 
 but you should have a reason why you aren't doing it that way.
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 @user-1074 
 
 I think anyone who is against circumcision would also be against those other
 things
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║ │ going to therapy isn't a replacement for having freaky sex with your friends │ ║
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 don't mind me just dreaming of a future where I can have whatever I want : )
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--- #13 fediverse/3741 ---
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 you can only be yourself once, and it happens while you're alive.
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 Sometimes it's okay to be sloppy if you're having fun!
 
 Just... clean up after yourself when you're done 😉
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 but also, somehow, the coolest, kindest person you know.
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--- #16 fediverse/6343 ---
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 you can revolute whenever you want to.
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--- #17 fediverse/3188 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 they liiiiike you 😋 
 
 maybe they'll hire you!
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 @user-1748 
 
 they want you drained and overloaded.
 
 makes it harder to take care of others.
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 I like my room. have you ever been in my room? you'd like it too.
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 @user-95 one of the most empathetic people I ever met on VR chat was consoling
 me with their mic off while I was oversharing about some stupid things people
 did to me in the past. things that stupid me thought were okay and actively
 encouraged because I was stupid. anyway when their mic was off their body
 language spoke for them. I'll try that next time.
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 when people say they want a woman president what they want is not a woman
 president. what they want is a kind old lady.
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--- #22 fediverse/3776 ---
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 whenever repeating letters like thiiiiiiis  or thisssss make sure if you're
 doing K's that you have at least four
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--- #23 fediverse/2285 ---
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 if you're ever hanging out with my cat and she puts her paw on your face, that
 means she wants you to kiss her forehead. 😋
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--- #24 fediverse/4673 ---
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 you know you're cheating when you play Chess at your favorite bar, right?
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--- #25 fediverse/1249 ---
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 @user-889 
 
 did you sleep well last night?
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 hey, you know how historically they used to lobotomize young women who were
 too fiery, passionate, independent, driven, motivated, and clairvoyant?
 
 they did that on purpose.
 
 that was less than a lifetime ago.
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--- #27 fediverse/2656 ---
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 people who like you
 
 or at least are interested in what you have to say
 
 versus public, which is people who can hear you (because they happened to be
 listening at that time of day)
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 And lo!
 
 She would forever be know
 
 As the girl who would smell
 
 Like she had pissed herself
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--- #29 messages/77 ---
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 And lo!
 
 She would forever be know
 
 As the girl who smelled
 
 Like she had pissed herself
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--- #30 fediverse/1334 ---
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 subconsciously running your hand over your butt every time you stand up to
 make sure you didn't pee your pants
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--- #31 messages/1053 ---
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 Anyway here's what i came to say:
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--- #32 fediverse/2423 ---
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 does anyone know of any fedi software that lets you link to a particular post
 and read forward on a person's timeline from there? Or back I guess, but
 chronological viewing specifically.
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 I just want to stress that most people know more than me
 
 slept on my back. had a good dream. gonna shut the fuck up for a bit and see
 what ya'll get up to. ;) 😉
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--- #34 fediverse/2495 ---
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 @user-122 
 
 because you were born, and you grew!
 
 what else would you ask a person to do?
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 I just fed some of my earwax to my cat.
 
 she wanted more.
 
 what have I done.
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--- #36 messages/422 ---
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 The nicest thing anyone ever called me was "the fel communion" and it happened
 in a dream. Alas, that dreams might affect reality. If only ever-so-slightly.
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 @user-192 
 
 saw this video a week or so ago, you might be interested

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--- #38 fediverse/421 ---
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 one of my duties is to make you aware of potentially bad things, cursed
 things, hurtful things and hard feelings, so that they are less able to harm
 you.
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--- #39 fediverse/1771 ---
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 if you can't find them when you need them, then you don't have them.
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--- #40 fediverse/2111 ---
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 when someone deletes what they were typing and starts over, that means they
 have something more to share and you should try and figure out what it is with
 questions.
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--- #41 fediverse/3678 ---
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 I stopped smoking cannabis because possible job and wow... life feels between
 4 and 6 times longer
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 @user-1061 
 
 that happens sometimes, no clue why.
a picture of my neocities visitor counts. For some reason on two particular days it drops to like, 12 people for some reason? ? ? 
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--- #43 fediverse/5081 ---
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 what if mastodon recorded the date and time of every time you boosted /
 unboosted something so you can keep track of what your page looked like over
 time [in the export data functionality]
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 I want to pee in your pants and throw javelins at visions of bad guys while
 climbing on boulders and gazing to the horizon
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--- #45 fediverse/991 ---
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 made this a couple days ago. [thread] 🧵​ part 1/20
the entire picture in one. 2. red text on a gray background. "everyone in the country has an ip address. Often more. Imagine if every address (physical) had a website. according to the top two google search results, there's somewhere between (in orange) seventy five million and one hundred sixty million registered physical addresses in the country." 1. a crudely drawn picture of America, with outsets for hawaii, alaska, and some unidentified part of the carribean. there is a text label that says "america" uncapitalized. 4. a picture of suburbia where all the houses in a line are connected, essentially acting as a "node rail" that could deliver packages or messages. run on open source infrastructure of course, something that everyone could see and appreciate. contribute too, if they'd like, but as long as the power rests solely in the hands of the people who use it, then nobody can take it from them. if that power is ever contested, then measures must be taken to overcome it. such is the nature of defence - if someone attacks you, you avoid their attacks and develop a strategy to defeat them. in doing so you both are learning, you how to avoid their attacks and them how to patch up their weaknesses. then, in an ideal game, you'd have your turn on offense, and you'd overcome your opponent bit by bit. a slightly different strategy, but one they must adapt to, and teach you how to be countered. in doing so you both learn, and that is valuable. anyway, the text on the image says "each address gets an HTML page. whoever resides at that address can edit it." the text is in the same color as the background, as if it was punched out of a piece of paper like a ballot. next text is black, as in shadows, like the decisionmaking process of the people who decided the 2004 election between AI. Gore and that other guy. "when they move, they can register with the post office (or company, if done through capitalism) next is the text "alternatievely, they can only ever be edited at libraries" in green & blu 
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 so what if people want to sit on the couch eating cheetos? they're more than
 capable of something far greater, but of course they are allowed to spend as
 they like their life.
 
 their ONLY life.
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--- #47 fediverse/141 ---
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 @user-135 if you're cringing at past behavior, then you've learned and grown
 enough to see the mistakes of the past in sharp contrast to your temperament
 in the present.
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--- #48 fediverse/3343 ---
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 Cholula brand tm hotsauce? don't you mean the "I fucked up while cooking and
 want to still eat it" sauce?
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--- #49 fediverse/6021 ---
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 you volunteer for things because you want a say in how they turn out.
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--- #50 fediverse/4086 ---
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 I miss a time that never existed, anyone else?
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--- #51 messages/1002 ---
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 In revolutionary Cascadia, you don't have to do anything different. Until you
 decide you want to.
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--- #52 messages/1228 ---
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 You should be able to donate anything you want to a tool library. It should
 always have plenty of washing machines. They might even be kept out of state.
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--- #53 fediverse/6282 ---
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 I wish I knew every time someone had been hurt by me. I'd probably cry.
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--- #54 messages/85 ---
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 You can learn a lot about someone by asking how long their commute is.
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--- #55 fediverse/4770 ---
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 @user-1201 
 
 and yet you have to answer or suspicious you do appear.
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--- #56 messages/182 ---
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 @sperm baby siblings: is it weird that I dream about you all significantly
 more often than the people who are actually in my day to day life?
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 did my hormone shot and now my leg feels funny -.-
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 @user-192 @user-763 
 
 omg who is that and why do I have gender envy
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 when was the last time you licked a plate?
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 maybe some whiteboards and notebooks as well...
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 if your affection toward someone is based on whether or not they pay you (and
 how much), then you are a prostitute.
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 you know more than me and I appreciate your analysis
 
 if you ever want to work on something together let me know 
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 why the heck would you only let people sleep in your bed if you're also
 sleeping in it? maybe they'll sniff your pillow and get lost in your dreams.
 /shrug
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 thank you for everything you've done for me, she says to nobody in particular
 but everybody in vaguerie
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 @user-1370 
 
 you don't have to apologize for escalating your response to trauma
 
 it's cool
 
 we get it
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 I spent most of today asleep. I guess that's what I get for chatting all night
 with a stranger. gonna putz around a bit, should be nice.
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 @user-1437 @user-1438 
 
 you poor thing, don't delete your toots! don't delete your account! you are
 wanted here, this is the fediverse! it's for all of us.
 
 I personally like cyber-sexual exploitation more than cyber exploitation. I
 wouldn't have thought about it unless you said something. there are a lot of
 ways to exploit someone in a digital medium, and adding "sexual" focuses the
 term to specifically the non-consentual sharing of sexual digital media -
 which is exactly what the term "revenge porn" describes.
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 ... and then things got turned up to eleven
 
 what were they at before?
 
 ... eleven. why do you ask?
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 eat another pickle
 
 you surely will not regret eating another pickle
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 3/20
12. the text continues from the previous page and reads "if it's been ten or more years since they moved in, the site gets rebuilt. [wait, hang on, weren't we talking about html websites? when did houses come into the discussion?] ... wait, what was I saying? Oh yeah the text is on a gray background, as interrupting as a scythe, with a yellow backdrop as if to represent sheer white-hot flame except not white the color of all colors but fire the color of all flames. the text reads "prince of the nehalim" in bright pinking blue, as in something completely foreign and unknown to you, and continues on to read in red "so many opportunities" as if life hadn't absconded, but instead of severed instead. "parabolas persist" in the flavor of blue, the color of space in a non-light polluted view. "live life like you're merry, as do but a few." do you want to make people feel better? or do you just want to make them confused? Neither, really, I'm trying to tell the truth. I'm seriously just struggling to find a way to express things that others clearly seem to be forgetting - I'm not an expert in other stuff! This is literally all I'm good at! Is it valuable? Maybe not to you, but I think it could be useful, or else I would covet it and leave it in disuse. it's time is relevant, it's words fit into a context, so if you misunderstand it's past then it's probably because you don't have the records or the ability to process them of the time in which it was posted. What if things were de 10 ten. blue text on a blue background, as a calming and soothing influence, saying "it's okay, don't freak out, just think about learning lessons about stuff that *could* go wrong and think about how you'd counter it. just like any video game, there's a strategy to defeat any other strategy. the careful application of said strategy while using or applying your own capabilities is directly correlated to the conclusions of the task." meanwhile the listener is like "what the fuck" wait shit hang on lemme add a content warning: right so the text reads "if you want your neighbors to know something, don't post it on the internet - put it on a post-it on the wall in a public place" like, your front door, or maybe the entrance to your building, or the parking garage near the mall, or maybe the grocery store, on a product behind the one in front. that kind of thing. depending on who you want to see it, of course... people used to do this with library books but stopped because it's quite obviously a bad and rude thing to do, books are for record keeping of the status of humanity, through each and every one of it's forms. It's weird that they all have the same stuff, because they're designed for capitalism right? Why not share them based on availability, and keep as many different types of things as possible? when nobody cares for them, how will we remember the countless books nobody reads? How will we understand that step in developing our culture if we don't have access to the con 9. the text begins to diverge at this point, on the left it reads "it's easy if you want some privacy, - all you have to do" and then is cut off by the introduction of red text on a green background, to evoke similar colors as the original thing it was interrupting but it's own thing nonetheless, and existing off to the side in tandem, so that conditions could not remain unaddressed. the text reads "they were betting on selling us space flight [with spaceflight sliding from one side to the other, like a rocket escaping the gravitic pull of the planet it surrounded] but we cared more for food and water" the second part, after spaceflight about food and water, is intruding onto the yellow's background, which was next, to represent a continuation of the previous thought about websites and HTML. it's frustrating for the next text, which is in purple, a confused and disoriented color. it continues from the original thought "is delete the website! Boom, no more html. but if they were listed (neocities sites on a map of the region" but map is emphasized with a different color, green the color of the land, and "region" is pronounced like "realm" or perhaps "ground" or even "directions" or "land beyond the horizon (if it even exists)") 11. I think. orange text on a green blue background, same background as the previous three pictures. orange text which contrasts in a way that almost calls back to the 80s, but not quite. a little too dirty, like the blue and orange decorations around highways in New Mexico. car smoke and tire dust'll do that, and it's not like it's easy to clean - right next to the freeway, c'mon! Wouldn't it be nice if we shut it down for a day or two? Unless you had very important business, solely self-suggested. if too many people used it on those days (when they were cleaning it) then they're supposed to follow through and identify if their need was too great or if they were just being an asshole about it because their bosses forced them to. basically like, family emergencies gets a lane, things that are crucial to a social event like no beer at a frat party or whatever, heck even if the girl you like really wanted to get laid. whatever the heck it is, if you deem it an emergency then that's fine. you can drive while the highway is being cleaned. just make sure you don't slip on the suds... ... a while later, humanity realized they could just close one direction at a time and clean the next one next time. what was I saying? Oh yeah the text! Here's what it reads: "every year, replace five percent [but read as %] of the homes and boom you're good - maybe even do 10% if things are going well - either way, as time goes on people can live in a house as long as they want - but when they mov 
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 @user-1035 
 
 Even better if you say "you do you too"
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 and now for my unrepentant littlespace arc! Look at me I'm SoOoOoOo silLY 🤪
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 if you wanna be with me, you gotta kiss the dirt and mean it
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 This gun is my sword 
 This blade is my weapon 
 And my foes will lay before me
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 @user-1423 
 
 yes it does and okayyyy!
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 gonna pre-emptively backup my fediverse archive haha just-in-case I get banned
 for spamming or something teehee (totally reasonable teebeeh)
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 @user-138 
 
 You cared, and anyone who cares about you cares.
 
 If you find a guitar, cherish it.
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 you know, [you can just randomize your profile every time you log in] .... oh
 there was a stack overflow at the last one so
you know, you can just randomize your profile every time you log in "something something stack overflow - what does an orange website that looks like it's from our parents generation have to do with ancient prehistoric mammals?" wait are those the ones with the tusks "yeah totally. Huh what a weird way to build a collection." 
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 oh nuts forgot to post these last night. sorry. here ya go:
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 have you ever been possessed by a SPIRIT??
 
 I have. Like, nearly every day. Okay maybe like, 3/5 days. 3 outta five is
 possession time. woohoo.
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 @user-673 
 
 what if the boy who cried wolf saw teeth every time?
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 darn girlfriends snuggling me to death. lemme type pls I got psychic ramblings
 to profess earnestly and honestly and truely
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 kinda fucked up that you can't write an explanation question answer paragraph
 essay statement when appealing youtube's
 content-guideline-artistic-content-removal-policy. Especially when there are
 exemptions for artistic pieces under the nudity clause article seven.
 
 it's just a boob, what's the big deal?
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 how cherished. how divine.
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 My favorite thing about chatGPT is that its only useful to people who already
 know what they're doing and just need reminders or clarification about
 specifics.
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 @user-1056 
 
 my ex would absolutely fall in love with you
 
 like, in a good way. he's a good person.
 
 he did just break up with me, though. so maybe wait a bit before I hook you up
 if you're into that.
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 @user-1370 
 
 wawawawawawawawawa : )
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 i type too much, gtg to sleep.
 
 my cat yells at me whenever the click-clack starts to bother her ears.
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 My favorite thing about Freddi Fish is how it teaches sensory experience.
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 @user-1862 
 
 where once it was "where was she" it then becomes "where is she" -> siren
 alarm intercept
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 You know how cream of mushroom soup is hardly ever eaten as soup? Find your
 own tricks like that.
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 The gallow is more merciful than a lynching, but only just.
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 when peak unintelligibility levels have been reached, feel free to become
 unremarkable at your leisure.
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 how do I keep finding myself here. it's like I wake up in some new fingers and
 think "woh, vavadane" and then start itching my bored keys.
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 whoops forgot to post these last night, how silly of me, surely there wasn't a
 reason I better just hit that blue button on all of them to be safe
screenshot of the post so the dear readers (the ones with or without antlers) can see the blue button in reference to the post which says post. 
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 4/20
14. if you think about it, the shape of the universe is kinda like a cornucopia. or like, a funnel that smoothly increases in size. or like a waterslide ride where you spin around a bit before dropping down the center. sometimes affectionately referred to as "the toilet ride", even though that's just the wrong connotation. we could have perfectly sanitary theme parks, we just... don't... because our priorities are on selling stereos and stocks. anyway, there's several purple lines, the color of blending blue and red, both colors present in america, cast upon the gray background of the undecideds, collectively engaged in a mutual exchange. there is a blue upside down silly snake, this time with bright red aviators, and beside it is a scarring wound. some break in reality that is unfortunate, but part of their interdisciplinaries, so don't worry one bit about it. life may seem far from strange, but your lifetimes of finite portrayals and fanciful adaptations to the expressions of your own emanations both confirm and delight our attentions on you. Surely you are not aware, of our love and perspective [fair], but we still love you from afar. how could a star not cherish another star? It's time that's our only moat. the reason the universe appears empty of life is because it's impossible to travel under the blanket of spacetime. through gravity, up and under our shared reality, out and beyond to another. rockets pierce reality, which they didn't expect L O L who would have tht 16 I think? don't really remember the last one. anyway bright green background with a quite interesting transition fabric display - something textured and rippled, like the connections between a torn piece of paper that's been stitched together bit by bit with a careful and measured hand. the text reads "neocities sites just need to be attached to an address, and given a useful search browser that uses openstreetmaps." this is displayed on a background of brown orange and yellow, while the text is written in salmon. the result is the text (which overflows onto both backgrounds) is equidistant from both background colors, just in different directions. We know instinctively that purple and blue are similar, but a blind person might not. these words are given a framing as if they were placed in a 3d game engine upon a poster or billboard. in dark blue upon the bright green background, blue the color of calm rationality and green the color of aliens from old timey media who live on the moon. well, the ones who just want to chill and have a beer with you, maybe listen to your stories about life in the strange world called humanity, but not the kind that they tell us about. like, it's really hard to get here, so why would they want to mess it up when they got here? such a strange thought. anyway the text reads: "openstreetmaps is a website that lets you view the addressess of people who live nearby you. why you'd want them, who can say. the point is that the functionality already 13. here's where it starts to get spicy, and I apologize if it's too extreme, but words come forth *from* me, not by my perceived designs pronounced deh zeens. top left - yellow, the color of sunflowers and familiarly painted houses, cast upon a strange pink background - pink the color of sisters and bubblegum. yellow lines draw a shape, of which it's perspective is hard to configure - but most would consider it to be the shape of a mobile, hanging above a crib, with a kite shaped object (or perhaps multiple individual artifacts) suspended above a target. could be an object, or possibly a human subject, but the end result is that the maximized rays of the individualized emanations of that particular pieces of object, cast forth onto a pre-programmed piece of toast. ... I don't know why I said toast, what I mean was that you can enchant people and things by exposing them to the wavelength waves of radiating objects. things like, marcelline's t-shirt or excalibur or the shroud of turin or the constitution or some other precious object. if you place them in orbit around an object, their expressions will send forth to fulfill their manifestations upon the willfully absorbing object. have you ever wondered why objects tend to congregate? like, computers flock to server mills, trash piles to landfills, and people will wander the length of the beach. all things are gravitic, function, type, characteristic, motivations, empathic feelings, all congregate around one another. 0 codes 15. picture of an upside-down triforce placed in a rack like a computer storage unit. cyan text with pink background reads "this is the only thing that challenges me" 
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 if all you see are allies, slow down. 
 
 never come to a stop, even through sleep.
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 maybe if I slept until the end of time,
 I'd do better on the way back.
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 it's so weird how these days if you don't like someone you can exclude them
 from your social life entirely - like, wow... that hurts
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 you could have two neighbors living in completely separate halves of the
 nation and you'd never know
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 @user-334 
 
 You wouldn't believe the amount of time I spend wondering if a particular typo
 was divinely inspired and actually super important or... if it was just a
 fat-finger and I accidentally pushed a button I didn't intend.
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 what if I smoked weed and played video games after a long period of time away
 from the internet which I missed dearly
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 don't you just love it when you get several discord notifications but you tab
 back to check out the discord screen and there's no red numbers anywhere?
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 @user-334 
 
 it's funny how memes coincide xD
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 @user-579 
 
 it's not self loathing if you consent to it... right?
 
 ... right?
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 @user-1582 
 
 good morning, have a bunch of posts from last night : ) 
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 @user-883 
 
 you can always throw that resume at the next job too!
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 born to write xlock screensavers
 
 cursed to shitpost
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 go to sleep what's wrong with you jeezzzz
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 if you aren't rude, or bothersome, or excessively boring, you can pretty much
 be my friend forever.
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 @user-246 
 
 people who don't write have no idea who they are. perhaps in time they will
 know enough to describe themselves with newfound language they never knew how
 to wield.
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 when you're alone, everything that happens to you is personal.
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 @user-1259 
 
 pee
 tee 
 hee 
 you 
 can't 
 stop 
 mee
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 if you ever find yourself in a situation where you have to describe everything
 that you do,
 
 leave that situation
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 just updated words with the past month or two of my posts if anyone is
 interested
 
 https://ritz-menardi.neocities.org/words/words
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 best response to a deepfaked sex tape
 
 "ugh, why are you asking me about that? You can make videos about anyone,
 doing anything these days. You're looking at a robot wearing my face, it has
 nothing to do with me. Can you ask me a policy question, please?"
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 @user-398 
 
 you take that back you feckin goof Mickey is king for a reason I will DIE on
 this hill
 
 (jk sorry for being combative but I'd just like to say that I'm someone who
 likes him unironically in essentially every incarnation)
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 has anyone ever done drugs in space?
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 this is how I nourish my brain.
 
 By being hopelessly profane.
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 @user-1573 
 
 ... wait, what kinds of noises do I usually make ? ? ?
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--- #123 fediverse/6321 ---
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 "hey. wanna stretch with me? oh, whatever you want. I'll be doing my own
 thing."
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 Good storytelling is telling things [even if/because] they are plot of the
 events as told via -- stack overflow -- hmmm this was from a while ago, idk
 when
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 the second rule is you don't have to hang out with mortals. there are places
 you can go where they won't find you, except by accident, and then you just go
 somewhere else.
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 ugh. eating? again? didn't we fix this problem yesterday?
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 I've had the same zit on the middle back of my neck for like, 6 months now, at
 least. how weird right
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 whoops, forgot to post these all at once last night. Here ya go
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 did you know that if you actually tried to do magic you might just become good
 at meditating?
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 @user-351 
 
 I've had more than a few dreams about just... sitting in a room full of
 observational equipment and doing nothing except, like, writing in a journal
 or staring off into space.
 
 what a weird dream, right ?? ?
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 @user-28 I think about this a lot
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 They say that the most natural sleep schedule for humans is taking a bunch of
 tiny naps during the day, and ngl I think I kinda get why.
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 you can intimidate anyone by saying "hello. we know more than you."
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 @user-1010 
 
 kinda makes me wonder how those mature kids are doing now.
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 @user-882
 
 true, and that was somehow seen as progressive ? ? ? The past was wild
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 kicking up a sandstorm.
 
 "someone once told me to act suspicious as fuck while doing nothing illegal
 and I took it to heart"
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 @user-206 @user-1576 
 
 Whoa Tildes was so cool!
 
 I use forums for specific interests like games and such. Also for, uh... porn
 sometimes.
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 Just because you haven't won yet, doesn't mean you've lost.
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 girls are so stupid [me lol]
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 @user-944 @user-803 
 
 I'm sorry that what I said resonated with you : (
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 "what if we all took showers at the same time so nobody could hear the screams"
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 @user-979 @user-980 
 
 they do it for power.
 
 power corrupts, and these profane desires they possess are the definition of
 evil.
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 you don't prevent a cataclysm by sleeping through it.
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 what if we paid people to answer questions about their life?
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 @user-78 
 
 elle - emm - ayyyy - ohhhh
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 @user-1221 @user-1074 
 
 That. Will. Not. Help.
 
 You are asleep still.
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 who decided to let the abdl witch who is insane chart the course of history?
 
 nobody decided to contrarive.
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 love nature no matter what
 love nurture if they earn it
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 you don't have to write poetry to write notes. The poetics are just practice
 for when secrecy is intended.
 
 OR IS IT THE REAL THING? who can say.
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 Last night I dreamt of the gravestones that bore their owner's mind.
 
 I dreamt of a life well lived, and how it was taken from them.
 
 [something more that I forgot because I don't have a prophecy transcriber]
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--- #151 messages/228 ---
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 Wish someone would tell me how much they hate me so I knew to be ashamed
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--- #152 fediverse/3562 ---
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 @user-1550 
 
 me too T.T
 
 give it time
 
 someday everyone will be paid to do whatever they wanted
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--- #153 messages/426 ---
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 How many of me are there? There are as many of me as there are of thee, dear
 reader.
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 @user-850 
 
 true T.T I forgot about physical ailments. Was mostly thinking about
 interpersonal relationships because that's what's on my mind rn in my life.
 
 @user-5
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--- #155 fediverse/5209 ---
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 fedi girls who end their posts with semicolons;
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 @user-1074 @user-1209 @user-1262 
 
 heh what kind of vibe do I give?
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--- #157 fediverse/5804 ---
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 it's discriminatory to force introverts to return to office.
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 sometimes I'll accidentally get food on my hands and think "oh gross is this
 why humans like to have napkins handy when eating?"
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 why do some boys hate girls so much even when they're in boy bodies? T.T
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 @user-889 
 
 can't comment on your personal life, but you make good music tho so that's
 something.
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 There is no past, only history 
 There is no future, only planning 
 
 Today is everywhere all the time. Nothing changes the fact that we all sleep
 at once.
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 don't put dirty dishes in the sink you filthy animals
 
 put them on the counter NEXT to the sink
 
 [it's not arbitrary it's just better]
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 reminder to always have someone in your life who is more hardcore than you.
 
 also, try and always have someone in your life who is less hardcore than you.
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 another day goes by when I haven't done any programming... oh well
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 I do believe I am holy. Sacred, in some ways.
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 something something "those who study history are doomed to watch others repeat
 it" or something like that
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--- #167 fediverse/1351 ---
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 @user-521 
 
 people say that kind of thing when they feel alone. maybe "wake up" is another
 way to say "find me"
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 you can only vote with your words if your words sway your audience.
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 or maybe you trust people you've known your entire life? duh. how's your
 family?k
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 it's your life to spend. how do you [intend/plan] on being useful?
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 wildflowers and piss make pretty good soil.
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 @user-246 
 
 does checking yourself into a mental hospital / the morgue count as a
 political option?
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 Crazy, or just superstitious to a fault?
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 sometimes I post random silly [scary] things to pad out the serious things and
 I hope that's okay
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 The worst part about being sober is knowing that nobody misses your old self
 but you.
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 @user-661 
 
 so, you should strive to be compassionate and honest, in order to keep fear
 from ruling your life?
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 ah, but my dear... your "wisdom" has side effects.
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 the firsthing a helpful comrade would do with their mistakes is bring
 attention to them.
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 have you ever noticed the people on Mastodon who used to have cool and
 interesting ideas but now just kinda repeat the same basic things over and
 over again?
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 this is why AI is evil, as explained to a witch.
picture of an ai conversation: "let's move on to a different topic, this time I think we should describe the poem's contents self-referentially as a 3rd person narrative, with the perspective being the subject and her thoughts. I'd like to use the analyze.lua function for more than simply extracting keywords, I'd also like to use it for transformation as well. can we make a new directory inside of the /theme-analysis/ directory that will store the narratives? it should be combined into a book with milky white pages and brighter-than-blood red. Nearly pink, but a bit more orange. It should utilize generative art to make the pages feel as if they are *oozing* in sharp stalagmite and stalagtite pictures. Could probably generate with mathematical functions and a bit of fuzzing (statistically) to create straight lines. Very sharp, though, like lines being carved in butter or blood or stone. It should feel painful to read. It should be a cursed artifact. each of these narratives can be stored in the /theme-analysis/narratives/ directory, and the narrative.lua script can be called from /theme-analysis/analyze.lua. This narrative script will indeed call into analyze as well, essentially as a reciprocal dependency. Instead of analyzing for word-cloud purposes, as /theme-analysis/analyze.lua is currently doing, it would have it's own slightly tailored processes for extracting a narrative from a series of short, segmented and semipseudo disconnected series of poems. [the ai says yes] 
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 one sec  gotta send something else from my phone... now, what was it, hmmmmm
 lemme think
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 @user-138 
 
 they look like they have a lot of fun...!
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 Do you ever wonder why you can't remember anything after being stoned? Why the
 words you write down, oh so profound in the moment, turn to silliness and
 illusion upon coming off your high mont-vantage? Of course, dear reader,
 because all things are defined in waves.
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 something something brb watching a Perun video
 
 https://www.youtube.com/@user-343
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 @user-92 
 
 emphasis on "incomprehensible" for my part
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 fellas is it gay if I think fascists should be killed if they don't
 permanently revoke their ways
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 resent not your angels nor demons, for they give you a stage upon which you
 may perform.
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 curling up in a ball and thinking about crying for hours is the same as
 crying. If a little bit less of a release.
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 I always get the syntax backwards, for some reason...
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 @user-473 
 
 oh, what did you have in mind? : )
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 Goddamnit I spilled something onto some things that will never be clean again
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 Goddamnit I spilled something onto some things that will never be clean again
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 did you know that kids these days don't know how to do thing?
 
 It's true! they do thing instead!
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 @user-95 sometimes I say "all seriousness aside..."
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 Never write poetry in your sleep. You will forever miss it upon waking.
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 just watched a movie from a while back. a movie that had some scenes cut, as
 if I had remembered them in a dream.
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 remind me again how many of our boats were sunk before we intervened in WW-I?
 (American)
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 if one person is honest to everyone, then no-one can be honest to them for
 anything they want to keep hidden.
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 cookies are just cookie dough that you've already baked
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 privacy doesn't mean anything on the internet to me because privacy on the
 internet doesn't mean anything to "them"
 
 gestures vaguely, maybe winks once or twice and/or presents an emphasis face
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