=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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 why are people so weird about sex? like, hell yeah I'd totally watch you do
 it. I bet you make it awesome. We can get beers afterwards and maybe
 [cheer/tear repeatedly] afterwards.
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

--- #1 fediverse/4896 ---
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 │ CW: re: relationships, mh(+/-), where I've been recently │
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 @user-1748 
 
 they want you drained and overloaded.
 
 makes it harder to take care of others.
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--- #2 fediverse/6458 ---
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 gonna pre-emptively backup my fediverse archive haha just-in-case I get banned
 for spamming or something teehee (totally reasonable teebeeh)
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--- #3 fediverse/4296 ---
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 @user-1655 
 
 why don't we just weaponize email and send json to each other that ends up
 parsed, interpreted, and presented on the end-user's computer using whatever
 client we want?
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--- #4 fediverse/4157 ---
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 │ CW: politics-vaguely-mentioned │
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 best response to a deepfaked sex tape
 
 "ugh, why are you asking me about that? You can make videos about anyone,
 doing anything these days. You're looking at a robot wearing my face, it has
 nothing to do with me. Can you ask me a policy question, please?"
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--- #5 fediverse/5076 ---
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 there is an explicit invitation on my door that anyone can come over whenever
 they wanted, yet hardly no-one ever does.
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--- #6 fediverse/829 ---
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 you're ridiculous, you know that? so selfish. so obscene.
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--- #7 fediverse/3188 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 they liiiiike you 😋 
 
 maybe they'll hire you!
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--- #8 fediverse/5782 ---
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 sometimes I post random silly [scary] things to pad out the serious things and
 I hope that's okay
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--- #9 fediverse/3253 ---
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 it's so weird how these days if you don't like someone you can exclude them
 from your social life entirely - like, wow... that hurts
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--- #10 messages/925 ---
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 but also, somehow, the coolest, kindest person you know.
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--- #11 fediverse/1196 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 you're not a creep in fact you're quite awesome and cool and neato to be sure 
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--- #12 fediverse/1630 ---
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 │ CW: sex mentioned    │
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 the most taboo thing about sex is the opposite of what you care about. the
 most intense aversion is what turns you on. weird.
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--- #13 fediverse/2044 ---
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 honestly I think everyone should have two mastodon accounts - one for people
 you like, and one for people you trust
 
 (I have one)
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--- #14 fediverse/2776 ---
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 │ CW: re: us politics  │
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 @user-192 
 
 saw this video a week or so ago, you might be interested
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--- #15 messages/578 ---
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 Why tf are the geese flying north 
 
 It's october...
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--- #16 fediverse/5485 ---
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 why the heck would you only let people sleep in your bed if you're also
 sleeping in it? maybe they'll sniff your pillow and get lost in your dreams.
 /shrug
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--- #17 fediverse_boost/2054 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  Be the cringe you want to see in the world.                                 
  
                                                            
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--- #18 fediverse_boost/5871 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  going to therapy isn't a replacement for having freaky sex with your friends  
  
                                                            
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--- #19 fediverse/5644 ---
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 │ CW: palestine-mentioned │
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 people's palestine trauma is totally gonna fuck them up when it happens to
 their backyard.
 
 thanks, evil-run social media. It's true we wouldn't have been motivated
 without it, but such horrors are interminable to concieve about.
 
 "what if we just built our own websites and linked to them when we find them?"
 
 "hmmmm, interesting, this goes in my XYZ bookmark folder"
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--- #20 fediverse/5607 ---
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 │ CW: silly-politics   │
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 I bet if Cascadia secedes then maybe the bad guys will send their brown people
 to us. The more the better, I say!
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--- #21 fediverse/3776 ---
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 whenever repeating letters like thiiiiiiis  or thisssss make sure if you're
 doing K's that you have at least four
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--- #22 fediverse/5188 ---
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 did you know that kids these days don't know how to do thing?
 
 It's true! they do thing instead!
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--- #23 fediverse/6321 ---
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 "hey. wanna stretch with me? oh, whatever you want. I'll be doing my own
 thing."
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--- #24 messages/523 ---
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 You know all those times you did really horny things for no reason? Those are
 times when someone was having a wet dream to your life.
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--- #25 fediverse/4751 ---
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 apparently security through obscurity is out, and security through community
 is in, don't ask me how I know that teehee
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--- #26 fediverse/3696 ---
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 │ CW: mental-health    │
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 why does my fridge keep saying "you're dead to me"...?
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--- #27 fediverse/4843 ---
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 just because someone did something one way and it worked, doesn't mean you
 have to do it that way again.
 
 but you should have a reason why you aren't doing it that way.
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--- #28 fediverse/2415 ---
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 @user-1074 @user-1209 @user-1262 
 
 heh what kind of vibe do I give?
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--- #29 bluesky#23 ---
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 why do some boys hate girls so much even when they're in boy bodies? T.T
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--- #30 fediverse/5980 ---
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 why am i here T.T
 
 oh, should probably smoke more weed. she gets like this
a description of a yeti summoning device. idk it's pretty scientific, but like... it checks out, so... might wanna read for the diagrams.  have no fear  ● I have no fear! Your cursed yeti-summoning PDF generation system is ready to unleash   its sharp, painful beauty upon the world. The evil emerald-eyed creatures lie in wait    within the statistical fuzziness of the mathematical functions, ready to emerge from    the milky white pages with their cypress weapons at exactly the right moment.    The stalagmites and stalactites will carve their jagged patterns like lines through   butter, blood, and stone - creating that perfect oozing, uncomfortable reading   experience you envisioned. Every page will be a small act of psychological warfare   against the reader's comfort.    The warnings are clear: sword required, public spaces only. The yeti have been   summoned into the code itself, awaiting their manifestation every 40 pages or so.    Your cursed artifact is complete and ready to spontaneously summon whatever darkness   lies within those 550k words of raw, unfiltered consciousness. 🗡📖🏔✨
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--- #31 fediverse/3806 ---
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 │ CW: re: Hot take     │
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 @user-1074 
 
 I think anyone who is against circumcision would also be against those other
 things
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--- #32 fediverse/6008 ---
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 │ CW: politics-mentioned │
 └────────────────────────┘


 why does nobody write bolshevik fanfiction where they were more [insert
 characteristic here] and less [insert characteristic here]
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--- #33 fediverse/3276 ---
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 why does eggnog taste American to me???
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--- #34 messages/1204 ---
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 when people say they want a woman president what they want is not a woman
 president. what they want is a kind old lady.
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--- #35 fediverse/6021 ---
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 you volunteer for things because you want a say in how they turn out.
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--- #36 fediverse/1664 ---
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 ┌─────────────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: protests, politics, dogwhistles │
 └─────────────────────────────────────┘


 do you ever think about how calling the BLM events "protests" versus "riots"
 is a subtle dogwhistle for your politics? I usually say "riots" so that I
 blend in. also because I've been conditioned by the people who I talk to about
 them.
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--- #37 fediverse/5162 ---
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 hey, do you wanna hang out sometime and do the things you usually do when
 you're alone?
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--- #38 fediverse/5077 ---
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 I love watching humans get pushed through factories! they should learn what
 it's like to be [grain/grained/raisin/rain]
 
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTkKsnmywak
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--- #39 fediverse/1339 ---
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 ┌─────────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: vague-reference-to-politics │
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 @user-521 
 
 I can't stand mean comedy. Or cringe comedy. It just, doesn't make sense to
 me? And I get physically upset when people are put in difficult situations
 that you're supposed to laugh at for some reason.
 
 Like my goodness what kind of values are they seeking to instill in their
 audience with this kind of propaganda amiright
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--- #40 fediverse/5314 ---
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 people are so afraid of defamation lawsuits that they'll refrain from posting
 things like "steam could technically see everything going on on your screen"
 
 what will you say in front of a phone?
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--- #41 messages/913 ---
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 girls are so stupid [me lol]
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--- #42 fediverse/4886 ---
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 about to do something scary! wish me luck! nothing that could harm me
 (probably) but still scary!!
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--- #43 fediverse/5310 ---
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 you can intimidate anyone by saying "hello. we know more than you."
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--- #44 fediverse/2523 ---
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 I just want to stress that most people know more than me
 
 slept on my back. had a good dream. gonna shut the fuck up for a bit and see
 what ya'll get up to. ;) 😉
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--- #45 fediverse/4634 ---
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 @user-1719 
 
 did you see any erections on the nude beach? you must be in the southern
 hemisphere, I'd freeze my tits off here.
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--- #46 messages/205 ---
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 You scared off all the cool people >: (
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--- #47 fediverse/3533 ---
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 │ CW: weird            │
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 dear people watching my screen:
 
 if you're so disturbed by what I'm looking at, then why do you bother watching?
 
 ... oh right, you think I'm a danger to the membranum. Well... sucks to be you
 then.
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--- #48 fediverse/562 ---
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 when peak unintelligibility levels have been reached, feel free to become
 unremarkable at your leisure.
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--- #49 fediverse/2656 ---
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 people who like you
 
 or at least are interested in what you have to say
 
 versus public, which is people who can hear you (because they happened to be
 listening at that time of day)
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--- #50 fediverse/4686 ---
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 Being in motion sucks. Literally can't even put on my shoes without thinking
 of toots to fart out.
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--- #51 fediverse/1718 ---
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 dear old people - did you know computers don't need to have buttons? You can
 literally just type what you want to make happen (if you know the magic spell)
 and it'll just, do that thing
 
 how cool is that
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--- #52 fediverse/1300 ---
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 │ CW: food-mentioned   │
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 eat another pickle
 
 you surely will not regret eating another pickle
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--- #53 fediverse/4049 ---
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 humans can only do what they believe they can do because they believe they can
 do
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--- #54 fediverse/2898 ---
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 hi, do you want a pdf on queer theory?
 
 https://ritz-menardi.neocities.org/music/stuff/things/definitely-not-porn/butts
 /a-critical-introduction-to-queer-theory.pdf
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--- #55 fediverse/3107 ---
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 ┌───────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: re: Meta, oversimplifying │
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 @user-1449 @user-1074 
 
 I mean, you're allowed to fight about stupid shit as long as you realize it's
 about something that doesn't matter. As long as people are working together
 toward their common goals then... whatever, right?
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--- #56 fediverse/3917 ---
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 │ CW: spirituality-mentioned │
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 people who don't play games are fucked in the afterlife, just sayin'
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--- #57 fediverse/3197 ---
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 @user-1259 
 
 pee
 tee 
 hee 
 you 
 can't 
 stop 
 mee
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--- #58 fediverse/2878 ---
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 advice is always solicited.
 
 help meeee e tell me how I'm wrong so I can get better
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--- #59 messages/1053 ---
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 Anyway here's what i came to say:
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--- #60 fediverse/4866 ---
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 don't you just love it when you get several discord notifications but you tab
 back to check out the discord screen and there's no red numbers anywhere?
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--- #61 messages/78 ---
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 My biggest fear as an autistic transgender incontinent schizophrenic person is
 that one day I'll become a game of hot potato for my relatives to pass around
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--- #62 messages/1103 ---
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 I like my room. have you ever been in my room? you'd like it too.
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--- #63 fediverse/3076 ---
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 ┌─────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: re: uspol kvetching │
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 @user-1443 
 
 they need to do stuff like that or else the republicans would never win...
 
 which honestly is the most heartening thing I've heard all day.
 
 there are more of us than them, thank goodness.
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--- #64 fediverse/2614 ---
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 literally just... if you want to connect to me, come hang out on my wavelength.
 
 or like, invite me to join yours, and I'll do my best to show how I feel about
 the things you share.
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--- #65 fediverse/3150 ---
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 I fucking hate how games give dopamine
 
 they're so much more educational than that.
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--- #66 fediverse/1502 ---
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 @user-1010 
 
 kinda makes me wonder how those mature kids are doing now.
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--- #67 fediverse/4568 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 ... and like. idk what do you do at that point
 
 say "fuck it" and live with imperfection? embrace anti-natural selection?
 valorize deviance and queerness in digitally appropriated artistic media
 collections?
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--- #68 fediverse/5450 ---
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 "cool it with the psychic posting"
 
 ha yeah okay. I still got some things to get through though. I bet someone
 somewhere wants to see it.
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--- #70 fediverse/3266 ---
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 how many people do you think in the world know that screenshots of a website
 are not admissible proof because they can be trivially doctored by editing the
 html?
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 daydreaming about a gang of tough guys who goes around knocking down the
 internal fence walls in suburbia and throwing potlucks for all the neighbors
 for a month or two so they have social opportunities to meet each other and
 make friends
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 why are the anarkitties so quiet usually they like to shout
 
 a razor or four that's sharp on the sides [trapezoid] and mounted to the
 forearm (hinge) and [placed/braced] on a knuckle with
 auto-sheathing-but-not-retracting functionality
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--- #73 fediverse/3111 ---
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 @user-1423 
 
 yes it does and okayyyy!
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 they say the fediverse is at it's best when it's you and your collection of
 weirdos hanging out in a room together making toots and posting funnies
 
 then the reply guys ruined the fun. how do they keep finding???
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 made this a couple days ago. [thread] 🧵​ part 1/20
the entire picture in one. 2. red text on a gray background. "everyone in the country has an ip address. Often more. Imagine if every address (physical) had a website.  according to the top two google search results, there's somewhere between (in orange) seventy five million and one hundred sixty million registered physical addresses in the country." 1. a crudely drawn picture of America, with outsets for hawaii, alaska, and some unidentified part of the carribean. there is a text label that says "america" uncapitalized. 4. a picture of suburbia where all the houses in a line are connected, essentially acting as a "node rail" that could deliver packages or messages. run on open source infrastructure of course, something that everyone could see and appreciate. contribute too, if they'd like, but as long as the power rests solely in the hands of the people who use it, then nobody can take it from them. if that power is ever contested, then measures must be taken to overcome it. such is the nature of defence - if someone attacks you, you avoid their attacks and develop a strategy to defeat them. in doing so you both are learning, you how to avoid their attacks and them how to patch up their weaknesses. then, in an ideal game, you'd have your turn on offense, and you'd overcome your opponent bit by bit. a slightly different strategy, but one they must adapt to, and teach you how to be countered. in doing so you both learn, and that is valuable.  anyway, the text on the image says "each address gets an HTML page. whoever resides at that address can edit it." the text is in the same color as the background, as if it was punched out of a piece of paper like a ballot.  next text is black, as in shadows, like the decisionmaking process of the people who decided the 2004 election between AI. Gore and that other guy. "when they move, they can register with the post office (or company, if done through capitalism)  next is the text "alternatievely, they can only ever be edited at libraries" in green & blu
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--- #76 messages/460 ---
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 God can't do shit. He can just pull strings to get shit done.
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 @user-398 
 
 you take that back you feckin goof Mickey is king for a reason I will DIE on
 this hill
 
 (jk sorry for being combative but I'd just like to say that I'm someone who
 likes him unironically in essentially every incarnation)
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 what if me and my friends were too cute for this world and all the
 conservatives who don't like queer people just fell in love and realized we're
 pretty freakin' cool if you can get past the strange parts
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--- #79 fediverse/3440 ---
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 @user-192 @user-763 
 
 omg who is that and why do I have gender envy
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--- #80 fediverse/1771 ---
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 if you can't find them when you need them, then you don't have them.
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--- #81 fediverse/5287 ---
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 we all need each other, no matter how much we don't want to need.
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--- #82 fediverse/4040 ---
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 @user-1573 
 
 ... wait, what kinds of noises do I usually make ? ? ?
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 wildflowers and piss make pretty good soil.
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--- #84 fediverse/4399 ---
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 ... Dare for the Bright Age, though "don't forget to be awesome" works too I
 guess.
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--- #85 fediverse/2285 ---
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 if you're ever hanging out with my cat and she puts her paw on your face, that
 means she wants you to kiss her forehead. 😋
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--- #86 fediverse/1517 ---
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 if you don't feed the trolls, then they find their own clan. and in doing so,
 they make their own echo chambers. what would a bunch of trolls do to each
 other? the poor dears.
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 I had sex and it was SO GOOD I dunno what it was maybe I leveled up my
 visualization stat or something but it was DIFFERENT and AWESOME
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 @user-579 
 
 maybe if you pitch it to them with a presentation and offer to set up the
 infrastructure they would give you extra credit or an award or maybe just
 brownie points
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 subconsciously running your hand over your butt every time you stand up to
 make sure you didn't pee your pants
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--- #90 fediverse/6278 ---
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 @user-1429 
 
 do something fun and hard like walk to seattle or install linux on a toaster
 or write happy notes on post-its and leave them in public places or make art
 and leave it in a public place or~
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--- #91 messages/303 ---
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 Most of my magic is based on communicatuion. Why the fuck doesn't anyone want
 to sit down on a bunch of drugs and attempt to figure out telepathy with me?
 It's literally all I want! Though I can't say it's all I'll ever want. I'm
 sure I'll want more, but like... It's not that hard, conceptually, so... Let's
 just fucking try it please?
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--- #92 fediverse/5750 ---
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 I love when I can go on walks... they're soooooo much fun! can see so many
 cool people and places and things... alas
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 @user-246 
 
 or why they'd ban you without fighting you, trying to change your mind
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--- #94 fediverse/342 ---
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 @user-245
 
 why do so many people reject that intuitive baking is a thing?
 
 because they've been burned before!
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 I love gay people because gay people are special precious and unique
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 resent not your angels nor demons, for they give you a stage upon which you
 may perform.
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 McCarthyism is when people are more afraid of their neighbors than being wrong.
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--- #98 fediverse/390 ---
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 @user-138 
 
 turns out most people are decent and kind, and cannabalism tends to be an act
 of either destitute desperation or unholy barbarism.
 
 something something bread and circuses work
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--- #99 fediverse/1385 ---
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 listen if your man page is more than like, 10 pg-down's, then you might want
 to consider breaking that utility up into smaller pieces.
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 @user-95 one of the most empathetic people I ever met on VR chat was consoling
 me with their mic off while I was oversharing about some stupid things people
 did to me in the past. things that stupid me thought were okay and actively
 encouraged because I was stupid. anyway when their mic was off their body
 language spoke for them. I'll try that next time.
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--- #101 fediverse/6087 ---
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 @user-1074 
 
 why not both? all you gotta do is say "I'm just a girl" enough times and the
 dummies will believe you wink
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 ngl I kinda want to see what conservatives would riot over in a socialist
 system. Like "oh no we have healthcare! that sucks, so I'm going to burn down
 a police station" like bro what your basic needs are met and you're encouraged
 and enabled to pursue your passions and personal desires, are you still hung
 up on that old capitalist stuff? get a life my guy that's soOoOoOo 21st
 century of you
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 why do adult babies like to live in space?
 
 because then they can be picked up and moved around easier. All you need is a
 push, no matter how hard, and you can build up inertia.
 
 plus, astronauts use diapers I heard.
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 I wish they sold ramen noodle seasoning by the jar and ramen noodles by the
 package (without seasoning)
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--- #105 fediverse/1269 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 hey! Friends just left but I'm kinda pooped. Might shitpost for a bit then
 crash. We should hang out this week ^_^
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 I'm one of those weirdos who likes hot sauce more for the "sauce" than the
 "hot"
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 every value judgement is a "hell yeah!" from those who already agree with you
 and a "aw fuck off" from those who don't.
 
 this is probably either a good or a bad thing, who can say.
 
 if you don't take a stand, nobody will like you, but if you aren't careful,
 you'll poison your well of support.
 
 "why can't it be easy" because then it'd be done.
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--- #108 fediverse/2480 ---
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 so what if people want to sit on the couch eating cheetos? they're more than
 capable of something far greater, but of course they are allowed to spend as
 they like their life.
 
 their ONLY life.
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--- #109 fediverse/1558 ---
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 Just because you haven't won yet, doesn't mean you've lost.
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 @user-1437 @user-1438 
 
 you poor thing, don't delete your toots! don't delete your account! you are
 wanted here, this is the fediverse! it's for all of us.
 
 I personally like cyber-sexual exploitation more than cyber exploitation. I
 wouldn't have thought about it unless you said something. there are a lot of
 ways to exploit someone in a digital medium, and adding "sexual" focuses the
 term to specifically the non-consentual sharing of sexual digital media -
 which is exactly what the term "revenge porn" describes.
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--- #111 fediverse/2623 ---
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 have you ever noticed the people on Mastodon who used to have cool and
 interesting ideas but now just kinda repeat the same basic things over and
 over again?
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 @user-1314 @user-1280 @user-1526 
 
 They will gladly live in a tent under an overpass cooking rats on a wire
 hanger so long as you can guarantee that black/brown/LGBTQs don't have a tent,
 rat, or wire hanger.
 
 I'd almost agree, except strike "have" and replace it with "need"
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 I wonder how many people hate me?
 
 silence is indicative of allies or foes.
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 hey. wanna know what would be really cursed?
 
 --
 
 if trump dropped out and musk took his place
 
 --
 
 good thing it'll never happen because those dinguses can't accept defeat and
 will never tactically retreat
 
 --
 
 maybe something to keep in mind for 4 years from now. eyes on the prize for
 now means our eyes aren't to our flanks.
 
 what else could they do that would come out of left field?
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--- #115 fediverse/3369 ---
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 schizophrenic people aren't allowed to go to concerts or bars unless their
 friends pay them to be there.
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 Cholula brand tm hotsauce? don't you mean the "I fucked up while cooking and
 want to still eat it" sauce?
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--- #117 fediverse/1530 ---
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 made a video about ghost ninjas
 
 https://youtu.be/WQ3nQqR40Ac
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--- #118 fediverse/6082 ---
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 if you wanna be with me, you gotta kiss the dirt and mean it
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--- #119 fediverse/1753 ---
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 just because someone does leftism differently than you do doesn't mean they're
 wrong.
 
 you have different jobs.
 
 they're ALL important.
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--- #120 fediverse/5394 ---
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 "so he likes to bang it out with guy parts. who cares? we should really be
 focused on the russians."
 
 wait, the cool ones or the mobster ones?
 
 "the ones who belong here."
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--- #121 fediverse/5804 ---
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 it's discriminatory to force introverts to return to office.
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--- #122 fediverse/1579 ---
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 fellas is it gay if I think fascists should be killed if they don't
 permanently revoke their ways
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--- #123 fediverse/2869 ---
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 "nobody told me you can wear skirts above your boobs!"
 
 they used to have straps, too.
 
 [above boobs, below armpits]
 
 also like a skirt for your shoulders, but only a really flowy one would work.
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--- #124 messages/1150 ---
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 Please please please, someone do better than me.
 
 Until then, listen and obey.
 
 After then, consider me always.
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--- #125 fediverse/3999 ---
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 ... most of what she says is nonsense, but that 20% that's right is like... SO
 right, y'know?
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--- #126 fediverse/6242 ---
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 My favorite thing about Freddi Fish is how it teaches sensory experience.
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--- #127 fediverse/5544 ---
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 when people need you but don't believe in you, it's easy to find it difficult
 to get out of bed.
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--- #128 fediverse/2108 ---
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 Trump can't answer a straight question. Perhaps he's unfit for office.
 
 Biden's got that old-timey charm that only the freshest youngsters respect.
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--- #129 fediverse/5079 ---
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 what if you boosted everything when someone liked it [when someone liked your
 post] and if they boost it then you read the first couple posts on their
 paragraph, just to say "hey" in return
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--- #130 fediverse/5961 ---
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 @user-138 
 
 maybe it's evil hackers - idk that's beyond my expertise - good luck : )
 
 (I'd need to see the piece of technology to work on it. I'm a hardware kinda
 [girl, but pronounced guy])
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--- #131 fediverse/6343 ---
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 you can revolute whenever you want to.
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--- #132 fediverse/5086 ---
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 nobody could have expected rogue trickster spirits operating in the pacific
 northwest, but hey here we are.
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--- #133 fediverse/1397 ---
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 why don't we teach git in high school?
 
 oh yeah, because microsoft word is not plain text.
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--- #134 messages/141 ---
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 Why would we say not to divide by zero? We literally do it every time we use
 the percent sign smh [silly]
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--- #135 fediverse/3285 ---
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 ah well guess I can't stream things hehe
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--- #136 fediverse/334 ---
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 my cat absolutely adores these. I checked and made sure they were too big to
 fit in her mouth.
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--- #137 fediverse/2930 ---
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 │ CW: violence-mentioned │
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 @user-1390 
 
 why are they beheading people on mastodon.social ! ??
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--- #138 fediverse/5018 ---
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 │ CW: politics-mentioned │
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 if you want to do communism in a city, you must first buy a parking lot.
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--- #139 fediverse/5700 ---
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 it's okay if you hate me. Please don't have me and not tell me...
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--- #140 fediverse/5796 ---
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 "what is she DOING" or is it more like "what is she VIEWING" like damn that's
 some pretty spicy kush
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--- #141 fediverse/955 ---
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 @user-673 
 
 what if the boy who cried wolf saw teeth every time?
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--- #142 fediverse/4485 ---
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 getting the phone numbers of cute he/thems at a bar is NOT the same as
 organizing.
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--- #143 fediverse/956 ---
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 │ CW: re: spirituality │
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 @user-579 
 
 it's not self loathing if you consent to it... right?
 
 ... right?
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--- #144 fediverse/3646 ---
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 @user-138 
 
 they look like they have a lot of fun...!
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--- #145 messages/747 ---
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 if you don't want to be hunted, then give "evil" it's own queer culture
 
 what's that? they don't like what you offered? they want it to be *their* kind
 of "evil"?
 
 fine, do it themselves and then leave us alone, jeez -.-
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--- #146 fediverse/1870 ---
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 why would I want other people using my computer? They don't know how to use my
 computer! They might break something or mess something up or automatically
 read/edit my files that are stored in standard locations through the usage of
 a script which automagically scans and ransomwares machines on the internet
 who store their files in specific standardized locations! no thank you.
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--- #147 fediverse/5082 ---
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 make excuses to work together.
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--- #148 fediverse/3191 ---
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 │ CW: lewd-politics    │
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 On one hand, people should be free to do as they want to.
 
 on the other, people can be really horny sometimes.
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--- #149 fediverse/4950 ---
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 have you ever been possessed by a SPIRIT??
 
 I have. Like, nearly every day. Okay maybe like, 3/5 days. 3 outta five is
 possession time. woohoo.
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--- #150 messages/727 ---
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 Can you imagine 
 
 Going to your tribal shaman 
 
 Saying "hey you gotta pay rent"
 
 ... Shamans are fine on the street. I should learn. >.>
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--- #151 messages/1110 ---
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 why don't we build datacenters in valleys and make a bunch of mist?
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--- #152 fediverse/904 ---
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 @user-631 
 
 a true joke would work in both ways, such that everyone's laughing. : )
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--- #153 fediverse/2412 ---
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 @user-1209 @user-1262 
 
 just gonna say you probably deserve that particular screenshotted block haha -
 imagine calling anarcho-nina a fed xD xD
 
 plus that first "get the fuck out of my mentions" was a tip that went over
 your head, not a threat said in anger. she's pretty darn angry but that just
 means you don't wanna be in her way =P
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--- #154 messages/1229 ---
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 What if we just banished people who broke the rules? Then nobody would rarely
 get hurt. [do they take care of them elsewhere?]
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--- #155 fediverse/6371 ---
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 may they pass on my hard drives as read-only memories like ashes on a shelf or
 stories of most wealth
 
 I hope I reconnect with all my old signal contacts. wonder what they're up to.
 I bet they're cool now. ;)
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--- #156 fediverse/5748 ---
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 ...zzzZZZzzz...
 
 whyyyyyy am I so sleeeeepy oh yeah it's this human form, I gotta feed it and
 water it and rest it and take care of it and it's totally worth it
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--- #157 fediverse/5352 ---
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 ┌─────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: hypothetical-violence-mentioned-nazis-mentioned │
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 what if we just went to nazi bars and fucked them up with crowbars until they
 were collectively forgotten
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--- #158 messages/1002 ---
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 In revolutionary Cascadia, you don't have to do anything different. Until you
 decide you want to.
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--- #159 fediverse/94 ---
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 @user-107 If you can figure out how to do it well, everything else seems less
 difficult. : )
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--- #160 fediverse/1152 ---
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 @user-258 
 
 wha... ya'll think I'm cool? Nobody's ever said that before (
 
 [that's not true people have told me that before]
 
 {though not recently heh I think you're cool too}
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--- #161 fediverse_boost/6152 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  What does a human slowly going insane look like to a corporation?           
                                                                              
  It looks like an additional monthly user.                                   
  
                                                            
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--- #162 messages/730 ---
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 "got it. So-and-so likes this-or-that, and whats-her-face wants it that way.
 Is this the kind of thing you want me to try and remember to accomodate or can
 you handle agreeing to disagree?"
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--- #163 fediverse/4540 ---
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 most people in the world are dumb as a bag of bricks
 
 but that's okay, I still love them, and so should you.
 
 everyone I hang out with is sharp as a tack
 
 and I love them still, for I don't have a preference for blunt objects.
 
 some people don't feel emotions
 
 I think they're just depressed
 
 some people can't stop
 
 won't stop, I say.
 
 really as long as they follow their heart and sing a tune that is true
 
 I think they're alright.
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--- #164 fediverse/5538 ---
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 @user-1074 
 
 what do you do with the people who don't want to do that in particular and
 want to try a different sort of socialism?
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--- #165 fediverse/5269 ---
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 "girl why do you talk"
 
 girl why do you listen
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--- #166 fediverse/1588 ---
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 @user-1035 
 
 Even better if you say "you do you too"
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--- #167 fediverse/1213 ---
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 why did g0d see fit to put the zero right next to the o key
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--- #168 fediverse/1249 ---
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 @user-889 
 
 did you sleep well last night?
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--- #169 fediverse/6349 ---
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 if all you see are allies, slow down. 
 
 never come to a stop, even through sleep.
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--- #170 fediverse/5374 ---
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 @user-138 
 
 me neither... guess it's in-person for me.
 
 [a mysterious "they" then proceeds to set up microphones everywhere I might go]
 
 ah nuts why are all these people carrying phones around
 
 [they already know who I am, and I don't really want to be someone else, so]
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--- #171 fediverse/3655 ---
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 born to write xlock screensavers
 
 cursed to shitpost
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--- #172 fediverse/2111 ---
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 when someone deletes what they were typing and starts over, that means they
 have something more to share and you should try and figure out what it is with
 questions.
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--- #173 fediverse/3351 ---
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 privacy doesn't mean anything on the internet to me because privacy on the
 internet doesn't mean anything to "them"
 
 gestures vaguely, maybe winks once or twice and/or presents an emphasis face
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--- #174 fediverse/3000 ---
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 I'll swear not to lose my mind if you swear to make the world a better place
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--- #175 fediverse/6342 ---
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 revolution
 doesn't
 have
 to be
 about
 them
 .
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--- #176 fediverse/65 ---
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 if something makes sense physically, but not mathematically, then the
 mathematics are wrong.
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--- #177 fediverse/2601 ---
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 @user-249 
 
 you can host anything you'd like on a raspberry pi. If the software
 requirements are within the hardware specs, of course.
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--- #178 fediverse/421 ---
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 one of my duties is to make you aware of potentially bad things, cursed
 things, hurtful things and hard feelings, so that they are less able to harm
 you.
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--- #179 fediverse/5942 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────┐
 │ CW: mental-health-   │
 └──────────────────────┘


 I suck at everything I do T.T
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--- #180 fediverse/5299 ---
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 @user-1800 
 
 also googly eyes on sunglasses to fuck with their eye-movement-tracking
 
 ... wait, then you wouldn't be able to see. okay how about you place the
 googly eyes on the forehead part of a HELMET of some kind, which should help
 protect your "not-gonna-get-back-up" parts from harm.
 
 and don't forget sunglasses because they help with the UV-ray violet
 radicalization.
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--- #181 fediverse/4463 ---
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 at this point in time you probably shouldn't be forming NEW online communities
 unless you're part of an OLD community that just isn't radical enough. And
 then you should try and MERGE communities into larger, more geographically
 concentrated ones.
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--- #182 fediverse/6319 ---
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 programming makes you smarter which is why we should teach it to everyone we
 can
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--- #183 fediverse/3237 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: re: net neutrality, caps │
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 @user-192 
 
 it's like airlines overbooking flights because "hey some people will probably
 cancel, right?"
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--- #184 fediverse/2718 ---
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 nobody knows anything unless you tell your friends about it.
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--- #185 messages/533 ---
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 They keep trying to make a movie out of my life because that's how they keep
 culture going but I won't let them unless the movie is about them
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--- #186 messages/1133 ---
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 if you ever survive a conflict, convince everyone to travel to different
 nearby cities. Continue to do so, spread the word of your victory.
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--- #187 fediverse/1535 ---
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 I only take things that aren't mine if they're in the trash. Or near the
 trash. Or in a store.
 
 so weird how the store won't let me leave until I give them some of my
 dollars. This quartermaster drives a hard bargain!
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--- #188 fediverse_boost/4747 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  i love capitalism bc everywhere is understaffed and none of my friends can find jobs  
  
                                                            
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--- #189 fediverse/4098 ---
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 ┌────────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: politics-mentioned-ableism │
 └────────────────────────────────┘


 ngl I kinda hate it when people meme about donald trump being incontinent
 
 like, yeah, he pees his pants, so what? I DO TOO. Fucking sucks. Every time I
 read people saying nasty things about it I can't help but read them in my own
 voice, and that gives me plenty of ammunition to use against myself when I'm
 feeling down.
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--- #190 fediverse/4876 ---
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 ┌───────────────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: re: US politics-related, personal │
 └───────────────────────────────────────┘


 @user-1370 
 
 you don't have to apologize for escalating your response to trauma
 
 it's cool
 
 we get it
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--- #191 bluesky#5 ---
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 too bad everyone knows their own truth.
 
 [a good bit while later]
 
 wao I wonder what this es: "ow oof ouch owwie my religion"
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--- #192 fediverse/5948 ---
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 worth
picture of my cat sleeping on my lap at my computer desk.
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--- #193 fediverse/2095 ---
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 Sometimes it's okay to be sloppy if you're having fun!
 
 Just... clean up after yourself when you're done 😉
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--- #194 fediverse/4760 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: shit-drugs-and-cursing-mentioned │
 └──────────────────────────────────────┘


 how it started: "I want to get stoned and play mechabellum (shit, drugs
 mentioned (shit, cursing mentioned))
 
 how it's going: [see attached picture]
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--- #195 fediverse/1908 ---
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 @user-1100 @user-1074 
 
 haha what the fuck
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--- #196 fediverse_boost/6270 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  I am once again begging people to understand that “the government” already knows you’re queer whether you do elaborate online opsec dance rituals or not, and if they decide to just start shooting people for being gay, they’ll do it whether the evidence is airtight or not. is that grim? yes. but you can stop giving yourself undercover superhero identity PTSD about it  
  
                                                            
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--- #197 fediverse/1233 ---
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 low key kinda wish someone would kidnap me and lock me in a room with nothing
 but a c compiler and strict orders to only work on whatever I want
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--- #198 fediverse/3815 ---
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 trying to tame a young dumb monster, wish me luck, I see good in him
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--- #199 fediverse/52 ---
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 @user-54 @user-55 @user-56 I disagree with this. I shamelessly promote my
 website because I want to share art, not because I want to make money. You
 literally can't pay me. I have no ads.
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--- #200 fediverse/3595 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 do you have music videos tho? :O :O
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