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│ CW: sex-mentioned │
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why are people so weird about sex? like, hell yeah I'd totally watch you do
it. I bet you make it awesome. We can get beers afterwards and maybe
[cheer/tear repeatedly] afterwards.
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===
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│ CW: re: relationships, mh(+/-), where I've been recently │
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@user-1748
they want you drained and overloaded.
makes it harder to take care of others.
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--- #2 fediverse/6458 ---
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gonna pre-emptively backup my fediverse archive haha just-in-case I get banned
for spamming or something teehee (totally reasonable teebeeh)
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--- #3 fediverse/4296 ---
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@user-1655
why don't we just weaponize email and send json to each other that ends up
parsed, interpreted, and presented on the end-user's computer using whatever
client we want?
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--- #4 fediverse/4157 ---
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best response to a deepfaked sex tape
"ugh, why are you asking me about that? You can make videos about anyone,
doing anything these days. You're looking at a robot wearing my face, it has
nothing to do with me. Can you ask me a policy question, please?"
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--- #5 fediverse/5076 ---
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there is an explicit invitation on my door that anyone can come over whenever
they wanted, yet hardly no-one ever does.
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--- #6 fediverse/829 ---
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you're ridiculous, you know that? so selfish. so obscene.
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--- #7 fediverse/3188 ---
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@user-883
they liiiiike you 😋
maybe they'll hire you!
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--- #8 fediverse/5782 ---
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sometimes I post random silly [scary] things to pad out the serious things and
I hope that's okay
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--- #9 fediverse/3253 ---
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it's so weird how these days if you don't like someone you can exclude them
from your social life entirely - like, wow... that hurts
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--- #10 messages/925 ---
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but also, somehow, the coolest, kindest person you know.
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--- #11 fediverse/1196 ---
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@user-883
you're not a creep in fact you're quite awesome and cool and neato to be sure
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--- #12 fediverse/1630 ---
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the most taboo thing about sex is the opposite of what you care about. the
most intense aversion is what turns you on. weird.
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--- #13 fediverse/2044 ---
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honestly I think everyone should have two mastodon accounts - one for people
you like, and one for people you trust
(I have one)
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--- #14 fediverse/2776 ---
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@user-192
saw this video a week or so ago, you might be interested
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Why tf are the geese flying north
It's october...
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--- #16 fediverse/5485 ---
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why the heck would you only let people sleep in your bed if you're also
sleeping in it? maybe they'll sniff your pillow and get lost in your dreams.
/shrug
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--- #17 fediverse_boost/2054 ---
◀─╔═════════════════════[BOOST]══════════════════════────────────────────────────╗║┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐║║│ Be the cringe you want to see in the world. │║║└────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘║╠─────────┐┌───────────╣║similar│chronological│different║╚═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────┴───────╝─▶
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◀─╔══════════════════════════════[BOOST]════════════════════════════════─────────╗║┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐║║│ going to therapy isn't a replacement for having freaky sex with your friends │║║└────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘║╠─────────┐┌───────────╣║similar│chronological│different║╚═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─┴───────╝─▶
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people's palestine trauma is totally gonna fuck them up when it happens to
their backyard.
thanks, evil-run social media. It's true we wouldn't have been motivated
without it, but such horrors are interminable to concieve about.
"what if we just built our own websites and linked to them when we find them?"
"hmmmm, interesting, this goes in my XYZ bookmark folder"
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--- #20 fediverse/5607 ---
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I bet if Cascadia secedes then maybe the bad guys will send their brown people
to us. The more the better, I say!
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