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 why the heck would you only let people sleep in your bed if you're also
 sleeping in it? maybe they'll sniff your pillow and get lost in your dreams.
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--- #1 fediverse/5748 ---
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 ...zzzZZZzzz...
 
 whyyyyyy am I so sleeeeepy oh yeah it's this human form, I gotta feed it and
 water it and rest it and take care of it and it's totally worth it
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--- #2 fediverse/1249 ---
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 @user-889 
 
 did you sleep well last night?
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--- #3 fediverse/2272 ---
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 They say that the most natural sleep schedule for humans is taking a bunch of
 tiny naps during the day, and ngl I think I kinda get why.
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--- #4 fediverse/2314 ---
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 couldn't sleep. Oh well. Here's what I couldn't get out of my head:
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--- #5 fediverse/4279 ---
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 ...zzzZZZzzz...
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--- #6 fediverse/4280 ---
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I am brave with what I say but fearful with what I do
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 @user-1221 @user-1074 
 
 That. Will. Not. Help.
 
 You are asleep still.
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--- #8 messages/633 ---
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 Rest.
 Sleep.
 Heal.
 Recover.
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--- #9 fediverse/114 ---
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 made this, now I'm sleepy, goodnight 
garth was born at the age of 25.  he came from his mother's womb wielding a club, and he beat the men who came to kill her. Unfortunately though, they succeeded, and so began the single moment when garth has ever lose ed.  garth was walking down the forest path one day, when a man came upon him. garth killed him.  then another man came, and garth slew him as well. there was a tuff and a scruffle, and garth came out of it on top.  garth once fought a boar, a rabbit, and a coccoon at the same time. he defeated them all through sheer patience and determination, and from it he took a tusk, a tooth, and a shattered glass of wine.  garth came to a dungeon, and within it he found a treasure. he brought it to his elders, and they gave him a pat on the back. garth wanted more pats, so he searched and searched for treasure and always found it. because he was doing the right thing, and treasure wants to be found by those who would do good with it.  I'm sure you don't know this, but once garth fought a dragon. they crashed through the skies and littered the fields of their home with the broken and crashed symbols of their own. garth defeated the dragon when one of it's claws broke, thus giving him the advantage. he took from that fight a shield of dragonscale, and a tabard made out of some cloth.  there are more stories of garth that won't fit in this description box.
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--- #10 fediverse/2496 ---
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 ... zzz ZZZ zzz ...
 
 if sleep won't come I'll write down the thoughts that are keeping me up. that
 usually makes it easier.
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--- #11 fediverse/6452 ---
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 goodnight ...zzzZZZzzz...
 
 don't push when sleep
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--- #12 fediverse/4040 ---
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 @user-1573 
 
 ... wait, what kinds of noises do I usually make ? ? ?
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--- #13 messages/146 ---
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 maybe if I slept until the end of time,
 I'd do better on the way back.
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--- #14 fediverse/3696 ---
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 why does my fridge keep saying "you're dead to me"...?
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--- #15 messages/578 ---
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 Why tf are the geese flying north 
 
 It's october...
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--- #16 fediverse_boost/6016 ---
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  How to actually get 8 hours of sleep:                                       
                                                                              
  - Put your phone in another room at 9pm                                     
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--- #17 fediverse/1351 ---
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 @user-521 
 
 people say that kind of thing when they feel alone. maybe "wake up" is another
 way to say "find me"
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--- #18 fediverse/6014 ---
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 don't mind me just dreaming of a future where I can have whatever I want : )
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--- #19 fediverse/1411 ---
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 go to sleep what's wrong with you jeezzzz
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--- #20 fediverse/2523 ---
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 I just want to stress that most people know more than me
 
 slept on my back. had a good dream. gonna shut the fuck up for a bit and see
 what ya'll get up to. ;) 😉
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 ugh. eating? again? didn't we fix this problem yesterday?
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--- #22 fediverse/4642 ---
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 i type too much, gtg to sleep.
 
 my cat yells at me whenever the click-clack starts to bother her ears.
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--- #23 fediverse/3276 ---
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 why does eggnog taste American to me???
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--- #24 fediverse/4950 ---
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 have you ever been possessed by a SPIRIT??
 
 I have. Like, nearly every day. Okay maybe like, 3/5 days. 3 outta five is
 possession time. woohoo.
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--- #25 fediverse/4900 ---
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 if you wanna trick systems administrators just put a bunch of sleeps in your
 code so your computer programs don't use up all the mainframe's resources all
 at once
 
 [statements dreamed up by the practically deranged]
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--- #26 fediverse/2313 ---
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 Gonna take another nap, last one was only 3 hours long. I'll sleep on my back
 this time, or else I'll rest for 3 hours I swear.
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--- #27 fediverse/6087 ---
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 @user-1074 
 
 why not both? all you gotta do is say "I'm just a girl" enough times and the
 dummies will believe you wink
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--- #28 fediverse/5782 ---
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 sometimes I post random silly [scary] things to pad out the serious things and
 I hope that's okay
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--- #29 fediverse/1300 ---
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 eat another pickle
 
 you surely will not regret eating another pickle
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--- #30 fediverse/3626 ---
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 ritz why would you say this
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--- #31 fediverse/3856 ---
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 I'm tired of working as hard as I can and still ending up wrong
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--- #32 messages/152 ---
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 Crazy, or just superstitious to a fault?
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--- #33 messages/512 ---
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 Never write poetry in your sleep. You will forever miss it upon waking.
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--- #34 fediverse/6349 ---
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 if all you see are allies, slow down. 
 
 never come to a stop, even through sleep.
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--- #35 fediverse/3188 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 they liiiiike you 😋 
 
 maybe they'll hire you!
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--- #36 fediverse/5602 ---
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 "so wait why can't we go outside again"
 
 "I'm huuuuungry"
 
 girl we just ate
 
 "I'm tired"
 
 girl it's like 10am
 
 "can we snuggle?"
 
 yeah okay.
 
 that's why haha
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--- #37 fediverse/1588 ---
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 @user-1035 
 
 Even better if you say "you do you too"
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--- #38 fediverse/5606 ---
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 I pulled 3 almost-all-nighters in the past week or so. I gotta sleep more.
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--- #39 fediverse/5750 ---
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 I love when I can go on walks... they're soooooo much fun! can see so many
 cool people and places and things... alas
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--- #40 fediverse/2842 ---
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 @user-1208
 
 weeks, then?
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 @user-246 
 
 does checking yourself into a mental hospital / the morgue count as a
 political option?
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--- #42 messages/1103 ---
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--- #43 fediverse/5300 ---
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 how do I keep finding myself here. it's like I wake up in some new fingers and
 think "woh, vavadane" and then start itching my bored keys.
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--- #44 bluesky#40 ---
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 you don't prevent a cataclysm by sleeping through it.
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--- #45 fediverse/2404 ---
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 brb sleeping
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--- #46 messages/552 ---
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 There is no past, only history 
 There is no future, only planning 
 
 Today is everywhere all the time. Nothing changes the fact that we all sleep
 at once.
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--- #47 fediverse/589 ---
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 @user-440 
 
 please please please please please please please please please please please
 please
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 you could have two neighbors living in completely separate halves of the
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--- #49 fediverse/4452 ---
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 trying to force down the last of my rice and beans before falling asleep...
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--- #50 fediverse/829 ---
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 you're ridiculous, you know that? so selfish. so obscene.
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--- #51 fediverse/5162 ---
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 hey, do you wanna hang out sometime and do the things you usually do when
 you're alone?
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--- #52 fediverse/4896 ---
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 @user-1748 
 
 they want you drained and overloaded.
 
 makes it harder to take care of others.
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--- #53 fediverse/1680 ---
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 @user-1061 
 
 that happens sometimes, no clue why.
a picture of my neocities visitor counts. For some reason on two particular days it drops to like, 12 people for some reason? ? ?
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--- #54 fediverse/1932 ---
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 candy should be medicine to soothe the soul, not snacks
 
 ...zzzZZZzzz...
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--- #55 fediverse/3449 ---
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 Hey. Are you bored on this lovely Saturday afternoon? Why not go and tidy up
 your cable management? I know it's a rats nest but it's gotta get better
 somehow.
 
 ritz, it's Monday.
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--- #56 fediverse/3707 ---
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 phew I'm tired of productivity, gonna play a game and fall asleep ^_^
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--- #57 fediverse/1771 ---
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 if you can't find them when you need them, then you don't have them.
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 why are people so weird about sex? like, hell yeah I'd totally watch you do
 it. I bet you make it awesome. We can get beers afterwards and maybe
 [cheer/tear repeatedly] afterwards.
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--- #59 fediverse/991 ---
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 made this a couple days ago. [thread] 🧵​ part 1/20
the entire picture in one. 2. red text on a gray background. "everyone in the country has an ip address. Often more. Imagine if every address (physical) had a website.  according to the top two google search results, there's somewhere between (in orange) seventy five million and one hundred sixty million registered physical addresses in the country." 1. a crudely drawn picture of America, with outsets for hawaii, alaska, and some unidentified part of the carribean. there is a text label that says "america" uncapitalized. 4. a picture of suburbia where all the houses in a line are connected, essentially acting as a "node rail" that could deliver packages or messages. run on open source infrastructure of course, something that everyone could see and appreciate. contribute too, if they'd like, but as long as the power rests solely in the hands of the people who use it, then nobody can take it from them. if that power is ever contested, then measures must be taken to overcome it. such is the nature of defence - if someone attacks you, you avoid their attacks and develop a strategy to defeat them. in doing so you both are learning, you how to avoid their attacks and them how to patch up their weaknesses. then, in an ideal game, you'd have your turn on offense, and you'd overcome your opponent bit by bit. a slightly different strategy, but one they must adapt to, and teach you how to be countered. in doing so you both learn, and that is valuable.  anyway, the text on the image says "each address gets an HTML page. whoever resides at that address can edit it." the text is in the same color as the background, as if it was punched out of a piece of paper like a ballot.  next text is black, as in shadows, like the decisionmaking process of the people who decided the 2004 election between AI. Gore and that other guy. "when they move, they can register with the post office (or company, if done through capitalism)  next is the text "alternatievely, they can only ever be edited at libraries" in green & blu
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--- #60 fediverse/3776 ---
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 whenever repeating letters like thiiiiiiis  or thisssss make sure if you're
 doing K's that you have at least four
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--- #61 fediverse/4049 ---
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 humans can only do what they believe they can do because they believe they can
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--- #62 fediverse/173 ---
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 @user-156 alone, as all men do?
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--- #63 fediverse/4497 ---
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 @user-1074 
 
 alternatively, "I'll sleep when I'm dead"
 
 brb taking a nap
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--- #64 fediverse_boost/6405 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  maybe i should just work on my memoir...                                    
  
                                                            
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--- #65 fediverse/645 ---
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 @user-470 
 
 sorry, I'll go to sleep now : )
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--- #66 fediverse/5079 ---
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 what if you boosted everything when someone liked it [when someone liked your
 post] and if they boost it then you read the first couple posts on their
 paragraph, just to say "hey" in return
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--- #67 messages/925 ---
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 but also, somehow, the coolest, kindest person you know.
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--- #68 fediverse/4111 ---
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 @user-1636 
 
 ... Is that already a thing? I should look around more, teehee
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--- #69 fediverse/2891 ---
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 they're painting the inside of my apartment and it naturally has low airflow
 in here and it's seeping under my door and making me woozy teehee better open
 all the windows
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--- #70 fediverse/3611 ---
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 │ CW: food-mentioned   │
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 I wish they sold ramen noodle seasoning by the jar and ramen noodles by the
 package (without seasoning)
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--- #71 fediverse/5188 ---
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 did you know that kids these days don't know how to do thing?
 
 It's true! they do thing instead!
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--- #72 fediverse/4940 ---
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 ┌────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: cannabis-mentioned │
 └────────────────────────┘


 what if I smoked weed and played video games after a long period of time away
 from the internet which I missed dearly
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--- #73 messages/213 ---
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 Maybe I'm just woefully arcane?
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--- #74 fediverse/1676 ---
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 sorry for the double post, had to redact things
a few poems on the left and a conversation between two lovers on the right. below is some writings on employment.
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--- #75 fediverse/5010 ---
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 woke up, making breakfast, gonna walk soon, ttyl
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--- #76 messages/1201 ---
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 Whoever said that left and right shift had to do the same things?
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--- #77 fediverse/3965 ---
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 maybe some whiteboards and notebooks as well...
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--- #78 fediverse/2800 ---
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 @user-351 
 
 I've had more than a few dreams about just... sitting in a room full of
 observational equipment and doing nothing except, like, writing in a journal
 or staring off into space.
 
 what a weird dream, right ?? ?
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--- #79 fediverse/116 ---
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 @user-95 didn't work, I think I'm too tired
 
 ...zzzZZZzzz...
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--- #80 fediverse/6008 ---
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 ┌────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: politics-mentioned │
 └────────────────────────┘


 why does nobody write bolshevik fanfiction where they were more [insert
 characteristic here] and less [insert characteristic here]
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--- #81 messages/489 ---
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 Many autistic people will identify one particular way to do things and then be
 only capable of doing it that way. Like, falling asleep on the left side with
 their legs just so, and never learning any other ways to sleep on. But what
 happens if for example they are wounded in the arm they rest upon? They would
 have impaired sleeping capabilities! Not ideal.
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--- #82 messages/97 ---
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 Would you prefer the world went on turning, with or without you?
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--- #83 fediverse/5588 ---
════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────
 did you know that if you actually tried to do magic you might just become good
 at meditating?
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--- #84 fediverse/1617 ---
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 daydreaming about a gang of tough guys who goes around knocking down the
 internal fence walls in suburbia and throwing potlucks for all the neighbors
 for a month or two so they have social opportunities to meet each other and
 make friends
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--- #85 fediverse/4843 ---
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 just because someone did something one way and it worked, doesn't mean you
 have to do it that way again.
 
 but you should have a reason why you aren't doing it that way.
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--- #86 fediverse/2906 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────┐
 │ CW: death-mentioned  │
 └──────────────────────┘


 I want to live in a world where people die when they're bored instead of old.
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--- #87 fediverse/65 ---
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 if something makes sense physically, but not mathematically, then the
 mathematics are wrong.
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--- #88 fediverse/231 ---
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 spaghetti, fedi?
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--- #89 messages/377 ---
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 infinite dedication implies stagnation, don't be so quick to trust.
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--- #90 fediverse/1842 ---
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 I could never live happily ever after if a single one of you could not
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--- #91 messages/403 ---
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 Taking a nap at 6am 🫠😵‍💫🥲
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--- #92 fediverse/955 ---
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 @user-673 
 
 what if the boy who cried wolf saw teeth every time?
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--- #93 fediverse/2346 ---
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 gonna take a shower and a nap. ttyl 🥰
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--- #94 fediverse/2551 ---
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 ┌───────────────────────┐
 │ CW: dogs-mentioned-x7 │
 └───────────────────────┘


 dogdogdogdogdogdogdog
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--- #95 messages/525 ---
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 Why do I keep dreaming of embarrassing myself in combat situations?
 
 Oh yeah, because all my paladins need me, and I'm a fucking baby. What did I
 do to deserve this upon them. How could they learn from me? There is nothing
 for me to be. I am ashamed of myself.
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--- #96 fediverse/2415 ---
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 @user-1074 @user-1209 @user-1262 
 
 heh what kind of vibe do I give?
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--- #97 fediverse/1558 ---
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 Just because you haven't won yet, doesn't mean you've lost.
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--- #98 fediverse/2629 ---
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 ┌───────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: re: politics-fascism-sexual-assault-mentioned │
 └───────────────────────────────────────────────────┘


 @user-249 
 
 oh y'know just sleeping until I see something I can do.
 
 I am not afraid, now or ever, but I am sleepy.
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--- #99 fediverse/592 ---
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 If you lived nextdoor, I would think about you every single day.
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--- #100 fediverse/2434 ---
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 I spent most of today asleep. I guess that's what I get for chatting all night
 with a stranger. gonna putz around a bit, should be nice.
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--- #101 fediverse/1334 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: TMI-medical-issue-thing-don't-worry-about-it │
 └──────────────────────────────────────────────────┘


 subconsciously running your hand over your butt every time you stand up to
 make sure you didn't pee your pants
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--- #102 fediverse/6033 ---
════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────
 @user-1888 
 
 ... why
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--- #103 fediverse/6321 ---
══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────
 "hey. wanna stretch with me? oh, whatever you want. I'll be doing my own
 thing."
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--- #104 fediverse/757 ---
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 @user-8 
 
 do you go camping often? =P
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--- #105 fediverse/4171 ---
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 me, waking up in the morning and reading my own posts
 
 alright what's the damage this time
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--- #106 messages/1053 ---
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 Anyway here's what i came to say:
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--- #107 fediverse/4340 ---
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 @user-1074 
 
 nope not gonna, not a chance
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--- #108 fediverse/4658 ---
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 ... and then things got turned up to eleven
 
 what were they at before?
 
 ... eleven. why do you ask?
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--- #109 fediverse/3245 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────┐
 │ CW: silly-conspiracy │
 └──────────────────────┘


 "what if we all took showers at the same time so nobody could hear the screams"
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--- #110 fediverse_boost/5500 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  unhinged rants per random number                                            
  
                                                            
 similar                        chronological                        different 
─▶

--- #111 fediverse/1738 ---
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 ┌───────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: re: mh-, embarrassing │
 └───────────────────────────┘


 @user-889 
 
 perhaps you need a community, rather than a friend? just a guess
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--- #112 fediverse/2402 ---
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 Just got home, and I'm less tired than yesterday! ^_^ maybe a bit more
 delirious then, hhah - I'll drink more water
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--- #113 fediverse/5269 ---
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 "girl why do you talk"
 
 girl why do you listen
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--- #114 fediverse/4472 ---
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 slow and steady wins the race, but most people are sleeping at the starting
 line.
 
 wake them up. show them how radical a "normal" person can be. if they see
 themselves in you, they can emulate what you do.
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--- #115 fediverse/6407 ---
═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────
 what if we designed washing machines which cost twice as much but didn't
 damage clothes
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--- #116 fediverse/3655 ---
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 born to write xlock screensavers
 
 cursed to shitpost
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--- #117 fediverse/948 ---
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 @user-664 
 
 why?
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--- #118 fediverse/5006 ---
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 @user-246 
 
 what if you were tho
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--- #119 fediverse/3937 ---
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 awwwww, I wish I was tacticool : (
 
 sure would be nice to have SOMETHING going for me >.>
 
 ah well guess I'm more of the "eepy sleepy" type teehee
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--- #120 fediverse/5899 ---
════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────
 What's on your mind?
she orbits you waves from behind ready in kind Image attachment
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--- #121 fediverse/3197 ---
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 @user-1259 
 
 pee
 tee 
 hee 
 you 
 can't 
 stop 
 mee
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--- #122 bluesky#39 ---
═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──
 what if we deputize anyone who asks for it
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--- #123 fediverse/5124 ---
════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────
 ┌────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: re: NSFW, kink (ABDL), lewd pic w/o nudity │
 └────────────────────────────────────────────────┘


 @user-1370 
 
 wawawawawawawawawa : )
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--- #124 fediverse/5239 ---
══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────
 I play video games to help me think just like programmers play video games to
 help them sleep
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--- #125 fediverse/5360 ---
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 another day goes by when I haven't done any programming... oh well
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--- #126 fediverse/2495 ---
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 @user-122 
 
 because you were born, and you grew!
 
 what else would you ask a person to do?
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--- #127 fediverse/6242 ---
══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────
 My favorite thing about Freddi Fish is how it teaches sensory experience.
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--- #128 fediverse/5948 ---
════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────
 worth
picture of my cat sleeping on my lap at my computer desk.
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--- #129 fediverse/3440 ---
═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────
 @user-192 @user-763 
 
 omg who is that and why do I have gender envy
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--- #130 fediverse/6021 ---
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 you volunteer for things because you want a say in how they turn out.
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--- #131 fediverse/3111 ---
════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────
 @user-1423 
 
 yes it does and okayyyy!
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--- #132 fediverse/562 ---
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 when peak unintelligibility levels have been reached, feel free to become
 unremarkable at your leisure.
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--- #133 bluesky#23 ---
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 why do some boys hate girls so much even when they're in boy bodies? T.T
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--- #134 fediverse/347 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────┐
 │ CW: food-mentioned   │
 └──────────────────────┘


 cookies are just cookie dough that you've already baked
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--- #135 fediverse/6051 ---
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 I wish I could go outside and see how things are going.
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--- #136 fediverse/2896 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 😭 girls and their dreams 😭
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--- #137 fediverse/3639 ---
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 love nature no matter what
 love nurture if they earn it
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--- #138 messages/431 ---
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 Rent is expensive because they only want you living there if you're working.
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--- #139 fediverse/5027 ---
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 ┌────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: spirituality-mentioned │
 └────────────────────────────┘


 resent not your angels nor demons, for they give you a stage upon which you
 may perform.
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--- #140 fediverse/920 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────┐
 │ CW: food             │
 └──────────────────────┘


 bring back savory teas, where did they go
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--- #141 fediverse/143 ---
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 @user-78 I thought it was thursday :O
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--- #142 fediverse/941 ---
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 @user-562 @user-655 
 
 I relate to that...
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--- #143 fediverse/4086 ---
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 I miss a time that never existed, anyone else?
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--- #144 messages/1130 ---
═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──
 just because you live in one neighborhood, doesn't mean you can't walk around
 in others.
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--- #145 fediverse/5872 ---
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 ┌────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: cannabis-mentioned │
 └────────────────────────┘


 what if there was a drone that did nothing except fly directly between you and
 the sun so you never got sunburned and never got vitamindeed
 
 [timestamp]
 
 [she must be at home because she doesn't use mastodon while mobile]
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--- #146 fediverse/3664 ---
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 @user-1352 
 
 ooooooo what kind of books do you read?
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--- #147 fediverse/6333 ---
══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────
 what if we bought homeless people gasoline for their c~
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--- #148 messages/255 ---
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 Has that tree always been there? How is it so tall with such a thin trunk?
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--- #149 fediverse/4582 ---
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 there's no rule that says you have to keep your dorm room door closed
 
 what if I wanted to do that in an apartment? someone might murder me or
 something haha
 
 (white girl problems)
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--- #150 fediverse/329 ---
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 @user-241 okayyyy if I must =P =P
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 holy shit I have a lot of laundry to do in the bathtub today. have I really
 not showered all week? ? ?
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--- #152 fediverse/3927 ---
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 okay but why has nobody ever approached AI from a game design perspective like
 seriously there should be researchers who are multidisciplined in this kind of
 thing
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--- #153 fediverse/2403 ---
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 America 🥰 
 The United States of 😒 
 America day 🤩 
 America day with PTSD 🥴
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--- #154 messages/926 ---
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 how cherished. how divine.
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--- #155 fediverse/417 ---
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 @user-302 
 
 so like Color out of Space?
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--- #156 messages/312 ---
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 Okay. Consider: if I'm good, and hearing what I say makes you feel bad, then
 what does that tell you about you?
 
 Why else would you hear what I say if not to reflect upon yourself? And why
 would the good reflect away from the types of things that make you a suitable
 fit for capitalism?
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--- #157 fediverse/5082 ---
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 make excuses to work together.
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--- #158 fediverse/3253 ---
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 it's so weird how these days if you don't like someone you can exclude them
 from your social life entirely - like, wow... that hurts
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--- #159 fediverse/6042 ---
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 my bodyguard leaves me. not that I need one. just... feels comforting
 
 [ooh ooh then what happened next] 
 
 my bodyguard leaves me. not that I needed one... just, felt comforting.
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--- #160 fediverse/4866 ---
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 don't you just love it when you get several discord notifications but you tab
 back to check out the discord screen and there's no red numbers anywhere?
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--- #161 fediverse/5673 ---
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 darn girlfriends snuggling me to death. lemme type pls I got psychic ramblings
 to profess earnestly and honestly and truely
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--- #162 fediverse/4954 ---
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 what if I never posted again
 
 "yep, then there'll be nevermore stack overflow"
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--- #163 fediverse/83 ---
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 @user-89 hence why it shut down, I guess
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--- #164 fediverse/3333 ---
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 @user-246 
 
 idealized reality >:D
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--- #165 fediverse/3334 ---
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tumblr post:  "Oh you have a degree and a career? well I'm going grocery shopping with my mom"
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--- #166 fediverse/5980 ---
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 why am i here T.T
 
 oh, should probably smoke more weed. she gets like this
a description of a yeti summoning device. idk it's pretty scientific, but like... it checks out, so... might wanna read for the diagrams.  have no fear  ● I have no fear! Your cursed yeti-summoning PDF generation system is ready to unleash   its sharp, painful beauty upon the world. The evil emerald-eyed creatures lie in wait    within the statistical fuzziness of the mathematical functions, ready to emerge from    the milky white pages with their cypress weapons at exactly the right moment.    The stalagmites and stalactites will carve their jagged patterns like lines through   butter, blood, and stone - creating that perfect oozing, uncomfortable reading   experience you envisioned. Every page will be a small act of psychological warfare   against the reader's comfort.    The warnings are clear: sword required, public spaces only. The yeti have been   summoned into the code itself, awaiting their manifestation every 40 pages or so.    Your cursed artifact is complete and ready to spontaneously summon whatever darkness   lies within those 550k words of raw, unfiltered consciousness. 🗡📖🏔✨
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 @user-246 
 
 or why they'd ban you without fighting you, trying to change your mind
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--- #168 fediverse/2111 ---
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 when someone deletes what they were typing and starts over, that means they
 have something more to share and you should try and figure out what it is with
 questions.
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--- #169 fediverse/3514 ---
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 @user-579 
 
 maybe if you pitch it to them with a presentation and offer to set up the
 infrastructure they would give you extra credit or an award or maybe just
 brownie points
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 can we compromise by napping in the hammock?
 
 "beware sunburn"
 
 oooookay, how about brushing our hair?
 
 "the warmth will melt the seamen in your hair and make it easier to brush"
 
 SEBUM. It will melt the SEBUM in my hair.
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--- #171 fediverse/3817 ---
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 hey, anyone wanna build the matrix with me? minus the human CPUs of course.
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--- #172 fediverse/1112 ---
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 @user-78 
 
 elle - emm - ayyyy - ohhhh
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--- #173 fediverse/5967 ---
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 I wonder how many people hate me?
 
 silence is indicative of allies or foes.
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--- #174 messages/276 ---
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 Boys be like "dang that's rough buddy" when all you want is for someone to
 solve your problems
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--- #175 fediverse/309 ---
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 @user-223 normies need third places too... just, a lot of them, I guess.
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--- #176 messages/1216 ---
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 WHAT IF TUMBLR WAS RIGHT? WHAT THEN? MORONS.
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--- #177 fediverse/6185 ---
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 @user-1909 
 
 what if I wanna
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--- #178 fediverse/3215 ---
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 tell me this: why do Starlink satellites need lights on them at all?
 
 can't they just operate in the dark, as floating hunks of metal sending
 signals to-and-fro?
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--- #179 messages/678 ---
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 ChatGPT needs a way to leave a thank-you without demanding a response
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--- #180 fediverse/2776 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 saw this video a week or so ago, you might be interested
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--- #181 messages/182 ---
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 @sperm baby siblings: is it weird that I dream about you all significantly
 more often than the people who are actually in my day to day life?
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--- #182 messages/968 ---
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 what if you painted every house twice, to ensure you got the color completely
 applied [ bright green or yellow would shine through in little spots, clear
 and obvious to even the most undiscerning of patrons of the arts
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 initiate crazy talking:
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--- #184 fediverse/1986 ---
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 when cornered, is it your instinct to escape? or to take one of them down with
 you?
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--- #185 fediverse/2288 ---
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 ... zzz ZZZ zzz ...
 
 I gotta lotta things to eat, but I'm so tired and kinda dirty. Maybe a shower
 first. TTYL
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--- #186 fediverse/2614 ---
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 literally just... if you want to connect to me, come hang out on my wavelength.
 
 or like, invite me to join yours, and I'll do my best to show how I feel about
 the things you share.
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 @user-570 
 
 what does fash-jacket mean? :O
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--- #188 fediverse/2878 ---
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 advice is always solicited.
 
 help meeee e tell me how I'm wrong so I can get better
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--- #189 fediverse/1999 ---
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 sometimes you need to regress in order to move forward from pain
 
 ... which is why I dropped out of the "Paladin academy"
 
 no I will not elaborate
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--- #190 messages/141 ---
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 Why would we say not to divide by zero? We literally do it every time we use
 the percent sign smh [silly]
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--- #191 fediverse/870 ---
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 @user-95 
 
 that makes sense to me!
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--- #192 fediverse/5093 ---
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 "where the heck is kinshasa"
 
 - said the one guy who probably slept through geographic orientation class
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--- #193 fediverse/371 ---
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 @user-274 @user-275 
 
 ouch why did that hit so close to home T.T
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 @user-1443 
 
 they need to do stuff like that or else the republicans would never win...
 
 which honestly is the most heartening thing I've heard all day.
 
 there are more of us than them, thank goodness.
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--- #195 messages/1163 ---
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 why are we wasting our skyscrapers on offices? we have those at home! we could
 do so much more with our open floor plans. there could be ports on the side
 for drones to enter and leave. suddenly, factory forest trees.
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 thank you for the dog posts they keep me friendly
 
 thank you for the cat posts they keep me sane
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--- #197 messages/392 ---
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 Hey, can someone please accomplish my dreams for me? I'm too busy being a
 waste of potential!
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--- #198 fediverse/2044 ---
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 honestly I think everyone should have two mastodon accounts - one for people
 you like, and one for people you trust
 
 (I have one)
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--- #199 messages/1150 ---
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 Please please please, someone do better than me.
 
 Until then, listen and obey.
 
 After then, consider me always.
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--- #200 fediverse/2970 ---
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 @user-246 
 
 sunlight, as a new daybreak dawns?
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