=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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  How to actually get 8 hours of sleep:                                       
                                                                              
  - Put your phone in another room at 9pm                                     
  - That's it. That's the whole thread.                                       
  
                                                            
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

--- #1 fediverse/4579 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 this but for taking 8 years instead of four
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--- #2 fediverse/5485 ---
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 why the heck would you only let people sleep in your bed if you're also
 sleeping in it? maybe they'll sniff your pillow and get lost in your dreams.
 /shrug
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--- #3 fediverse/4900 ---
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 if you wanna trick systems administrators just put a bunch of sleeps in your
 code so your computer programs don't use up all the mainframe's resources all
 at once
 
 [statements dreamed up by the practically deranged]
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--- #4 fediverse/4896 ---
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 @user-1748 
 
 they want you drained and overloaded.
 
 makes it harder to take care of others.
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--- #5 fediverse/1175 ---
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 I count 8 pickle jars in my fridge, of which about half have at least one
 pickle.
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--- #6 fediverse/2272 ---
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 They say that the most natural sleep schedule for humans is taking a bunch of
 tiny naps during the day, and ngl I think I kinda get why.
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--- #7 bluesky#30 ---
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 box castle version 8.62
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--- #8 messages/633 ---
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 Rest.
 Sleep.
 Heal.
 Recover.
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--- #9 messages/431 ---
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 Rent is expensive because they only want you living there if you're working.
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--- #10 fediverse/1588 ---
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 @user-1035 
 
 Even better if you say "you do you too"
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--- #11 fediverse/4279 ---
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 ...zzzZZZzzz...
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--- #12 fediverse/4280 ---
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I am brave with what I say but fearful with what I do
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--- #13 messages/146 ---
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 maybe if I slept until the end of time,
 I'd do better on the way back.
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--- #14 fediverse/1249 ---
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 @user-889 
 
 did you sleep well last night?
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--- #15 fediverse/1411 ---
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 go to sleep what's wrong with you jeezzzz
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--- #16 fediverse/89 ---
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 @user-95 Which hour? This hour!
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 how cherished. how divine.
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--- #18 fediverse/1372 ---
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 @user-961 
 
 sounds like best of both worlds to me, right?
 
 more bullets for the slaughter, more hours for the worker, and as the blood of
 men doth runneth our lies are bit by bit revealed.
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--- #19 fediverse/5833 ---
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 how is it already august
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--- #20 fediverse/4950 ---
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 have you ever been possessed by a SPIRIT??
 
 I have. Like, nearly every day. Okay maybe like, 3/5 days. 3 outta five is
 possession time. woohoo.
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