=== ANCHOR POEM === ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: sex-mentioned │ └──────────────────────┘ I had sex and it was SO GOOD I dunno what it was maybe I leveled up my visualization stat or something but it was DIFFERENT and AWESOME ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────┘ === SIMILARITY RANKED === --- #1 fediverse/4697 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────── I want to pee in your pants and throw javelins at visions of bad guys while climbing on boulders and gazing to the horizon ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────┘ --- #2 fediverse_boost/5871 --- ◀─╔══════════════════════════════[BOOST]════════════════════════════════─────────╗ ║ ┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ ║ ║ │ going to therapy isn't a replacement for having freaky sex with your friends │ ║ ║ └────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ ║ ╠─────────┐ ┌───────────╣ ║ similar │ chronological │ different ║ ╚═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─┴───────╝─▶ --- #3 messages/523 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────── You know all those times you did really horny things for no reason? Those are times when someone was having a wet dream to your life. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┘ --- #4 fediverse/1579 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────── fellas is it gay if I think fascists should be killed if they don't permanently revoke their ways ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────┘ --- #5 fediverse/4634 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────── @user-1719 did you see any erections on the nude beach? you must be in the southern hemisphere, I'd freeze my tits off here. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────┘ --- #6 fediverse/5727 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────── I truly believe weed is good for me. Not medicine - it is nutritious. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────┘ --- #7 fediverse/5076 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────── there is an explicit invitation on my door that anyone can come over whenever they wanted, yet hardly no-one ever does. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────┘ --- #8 fediverse/829 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────── you're ridiculous, you know that? so selfish. so obscene. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────┘ --- #9 fediverse/3209 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: gross │ └──────────────────────┘ I just fed some of my earwax to my cat. she wanted more. what have I done. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘ --- #10 messages/913 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────── girls are so stupid [me lol] ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────┘ --- #11 fediverse/3343 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: food-mentioned-cursing-mentioned │ └──────────────────────────────────────┘ Cholula brand tm hotsauce? don't you mean the "I fucked up while cooking and want to still eat it" sauce? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘ --- #12 fediverse/1630 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: sex mentioned │ └──────────────────────┘ the most taboo thing about sex is the opposite of what you care about. the most intense aversion is what turns you on. weird. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────┘ --- #13 fediverse/5163 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: sex-mentioned │ └──────────────────────┘ why are people so weird about sex? like, hell yeah I'd totally watch you do it. I bet you make it awesome. We can get beers afterwards and maybe [cheer/tear repeatedly] afterwards. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────┘ --- #14 fediverse/6447 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───── I just ate a whooooole chocolate bar it melted in my hands ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────┘ --- #15 fediverse_boost/4779 --- ◀─╔═════════════════════════[BOOST]═══════════════════════════───────────────────╗ ║ ┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ ║ ║ │ I genuinely wish all Nazis in this world either an epiphany of the truth or a bullet to the head. │ ║ ║ │ │ ║ ║ │ Either one is fine. │ ║ ║ └────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ ║ ╠─────────┐ ┌───────────╣ ║ similar │ chronological │ different ║ ╚═════════╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────┴───────╝─▶ --- #16 fediverse/3150 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────── ┌───────────────────────┐ │ CW: cursing-mentioned │ └───────────────────────┘ I fucking hate how games give dopamine they're so much more educational than that. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘ --- #17 fediverse/1300 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: food-mentioned │ └──────────────────────┘ eat another pickle you surely will not regret eating another pickle ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────┘ --- #18 fediverse/733 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────── ice cream out of a mug, mmmm delicious ^_^ ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────┘ --- #19 fediverse/378 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────────┐ │ CW: re: About sex dreams │ └──────────────────────────┘ @user-138 I never have sex dreams (probably because I don't think about sex very often) but sometimes I'll get intense horny feelings while asleep and get verrrrry aroused mid-dream for like... no reason... and then I'll wake up and think "how the heck am I going to move on with my day when I almost orgasmed to [redacted]" it's a weird feeling every time ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────────┘ --- #20 messages/1103 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───── I like my room. have you ever been in my room? you'd like it too. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────┘ |