=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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 what if we voted for the relative quantities of goods imported to our shores
 
 like... "500 anonymous people voted for this specific purple dragon dildo, and
 that's enough to put forth a petition to import them from australia"
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

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 what if we taxed every ounce of resource that companies wasted
 
 (maybe with a multiplier for the current relative value of the substance -
 diamonds are more valuable than apples per pound)
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--- #2 bluesky#39 ---
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 what if we deputize anyone who asks for it
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--- #3 fediverse/1777 ---
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 what if we taxed land not by charging money to keep it but rather by taking
 some of it and giving it to the bureau of land management
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 what if there was a drone that did nothing except fly directly between you and
 the sun so you never got sunburned and never got vitamindeed
 
 [timestamp]
 
 [she must be at home because she doesn't use mastodon while mobile]
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--- #5 fediverse/2480 ---
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 so what if people want to sit on the couch eating cheetos? they're more than
 capable of something far greater, but of course they are allowed to spend as
 they like their life.
 
 their ONLY life.
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--- #6 fediverse/3736 ---
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 what if we made cat little boxes with stable "pillars" or "platforms" that
 rise just barely above the sand level so their feet don't sink into the
 litter, thus reducing the amount tracked onto the carpet
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--- #7 messages/283 ---
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 What if we... Ballots, bodies, militia and?
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--- #8 fediverse/6333 ---
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 what if we bought homeless people gasoline for their c~
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--- #9 messages/968 ---
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 what if you painted every house twice, to ensure you got the color completely
 applied [ bright green or yellow would shine through in little spots, clear
 and obvious to even the most undiscerning of patrons of the arts
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 what if we just went to nazi bars and fucked them up with crowbars until they
 were collectively forgotten
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--- #11 fediverse/1300 ---
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 eat another pickle
 
 you surely will not regret eating another pickle
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--- #12 fediverse/1416 ---
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 @user-979 @user-980 
 
 they do it for power.
 
 power corrupts, and these profane desires they possess are the definition of
 evil.
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--- #13 fediverse/6134 ---
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 what if instead of hulu we paid for a random house in a nice area with real
 classic design to be bought by a bunch of goth girls and treated like a palace
 while they do goth girl things
 
 then we did it 500 times until we ran out of goth girls
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--- #14 fediverse/4940 ---
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 what if I smoked weed and played video games after a long period of time away
 from the internet which I missed dearly
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--- #15 fediverse/6458 ---
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 gonna pre-emptively backup my fediverse archive haha just-in-case I get banned
 for spamming or something teehee (totally reasonable teebeeh)
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--- #16 messages/141 ---
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 Why would we say not to divide by zero? We literally do it every time we use
 the percent sign smh [silly]
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--- #17 fediverse/5967 ---
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 I wonder how many people hate me?
 
 silence is indicative of allies or foes.
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--- #18 messages/907 ---
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 What if we made trans guys grow fur and trans girls have magic
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--- #19 fediverse/829 ---
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 you're ridiculous, you know that? so selfish. so obscene.
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--- #20 messages/565 ---
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 What if we told teachers to teach lessons like "the urgency of time" or "the
 frailty of life" or "divide and conquer" or whatever
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--- #21 messages/433 ---
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 What if wind was fake and its really the ghost of the waves from the shore?
 What if trees moved on their own, to gesture at the feelings around them? What
 if the sky was home to the clouds, and we who look upward are given the treat
 to know them?
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--- #22 fediverse/5081 ---
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 what if mastodon recorded the date and time of every time you boosted /
 unboosted something so you can keep track of what your page looked like over
 time [in the export data functionality]
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--- #23 fediverse/5218 ---
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 "what if cannons were aimed like rifles?"the guy who was ahead of his time for
 rocket propelled grenades or laser guided airstrikes of small munition
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--- #24 messages/913 ---
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 girls are so stupid [me lol]
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--- #25 fediverse/4296 ---
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 @user-1655 
 
 why don't we just weaponize email and send json to each other that ends up
 parsed, interpreted, and presented on the end-user's computer using whatever
 client we want?
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--- #26 fediverse/2900 ---
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 what if all the AI advancements they're doing are just them building more
 hardware infrastructure in datacenters and not actually improving the software
 that much

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--- #27 fediverse/4698 ---
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 what if we kissed in the puppy girl petsmart
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--- #28 messages/78 ---
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 My biggest fear as an autistic transgender incontinent schizophrenic person is
 that one day I'll become a game of hot potato for my relatives to pass around
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--- #29 fediverse/1579 ---
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 fellas is it gay if I think fascists should be killed if they don't
 permanently revoke their ways
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--- #30 fediverse/4634 ---
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 @user-1719 
 
 did you see any erections on the nude beach? you must be in the southern
 hemisphere, I'd freeze my tits off here.
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--- #31 messages/377 ---
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 infinite dedication implies stagnation, don't be so quick to trust.
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--- #32 fediverse/612 ---
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 Look all I'm saying is if I had an acolyte or two then my insane ramblings
 could be filtered and parsed by a real actual human instead of being copied
 wholesale onto the internet, where the inconsequential or inconceivable ones
 are left to rest alongside the gifts of knowledge from another realm.
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--- #33 fediverse/6392 ---
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 "what if we invested in cities instead of companies"
 
 ah yes, anarcho-fuedalism
 
 "what if we elevated people we respect"
 
 ah yes, anarcho-monarchism
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--- #34 fediverse/6234 ---
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 good thing they can turn off their empathy module haha now they can torture
 them as they please
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--- #35 fediverse/3611 ---
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 I wish they sold ramen noodle seasoning by the jar and ramen noodles by the
 package (without seasoning)
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--- #36 fediverse/4797 ---
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 what if we built cat water stations into the walls and put 5 or 6 around the
 house to encourage them to drink water more often?
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--- #37 fediverse/3266 ---
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 how many people do you think in the world know that screenshots of a website
 are not admissible proof because they can be trivially doctored by editing the
 html?
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--- #38 fediverse/1437 ---
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 a perpetual motion machine would appear stable to the machine in motion
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--- #39 fediverse/2776 ---
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 │ CW: re: us politics  │
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 @user-192 
 
 saw this video a week or so ago, you might be interested

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--- #40 fediverse/4157 ---
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 best response to a deepfaked sex tape
 
 "ugh, why are you asking me about that? You can make videos about anyone,
 doing anything these days. You're looking at a robot wearing my face, it has
 nothing to do with me. Can you ask me a policy question, please?"
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--- #41 fediverse/4671 ---
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 @user-1655 
 
 ... says a extra dimensional scientist in an argument with his friend about
 whether or not life could spontaneously emerge within their universe sandbox
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--- #42 fediverse/231 ---
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 spaghetti, fedi?
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--- #43 messages/1216 ---
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 WHAT IF TUMBLR WAS RIGHT? WHAT THEN? MORONS.
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--- #44 messages/178 ---
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 A god is less of an object and more of a direction.
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--- #45 fediverse/3076 ---
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 @user-1443 
 
 they need to do stuff like that or else the republicans would never win...
 
 which honestly is the most heartening thing I've heard all day.
 
 there are more of us than them, thank goodness.
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--- #46 fediverse/1588 ---
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 @user-1035 
 
 Even better if you say "you do you too"
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--- #47 messages/151 ---
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 Alright, if the average person is sorta stupid and cruel, then are we not
 tending to a kingdom of ogres, rather than humans?
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--- #48 fediverse/5509 ---
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 what if instead of doing anything worthful I got high and posted invisible
 secrets on the internagram
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--- #49 fediverse/2646 ---
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 do pushups
 
 and squats
 
 and planks
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--- #50 fediverse/2911 ---
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 and now for my unrepentant littlespace arc! Look at me I'm SoOoOoOo silLY 🤪
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--- #51 fediverse_boost/5500 ---
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║ │ unhinged rants per random number                                           │ ║
║ └────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ ║
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--- #52 fediverse/6008 ---
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 why does nobody write bolshevik fanfiction where they were more [insert
 characteristic here] and less [insert characteristic here]
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--- #53 fediverse/4692 ---
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 what's that? a bunch of houses burnt down in california? what if we built a
 couple warehouses and stored all our trans girls in bunkbeds there, with rooms
 for LAN parties and snuggle parties in rooms full of stuffed buddies plushies
 with massive kitchens and sad ballpits where you can go to vent your feelings
 by writing on a ball with a sharpie and then when someone else is feeling sad
 they can come and read the balls and maybe feel something
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--- #54 fediverse/2044 ---
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 honestly I think everyone should have two mastodon accounts - one for people
 you like, and one for people you trust
 
 (I have one)
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--- #55 fediverse/354 ---
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 @user-258 
 
 do pickles count as a fluid?
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--- #56 fediverse/1822 ---
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 we should reward frugality as much as value-creation.
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--- #57 messages/1002 ---
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 In revolutionary Cascadia, you don't have to do anything different. Until you
 decide you want to.
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--- #58 fediverse/6318 ---
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 what if toki pona but for hieroglyphics like the gobi desert
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--- #59 fediverse/5124 ---
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 @user-1370 
 
 wawawawawawawawawa : )
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 @user-246 
 
 or why they'd ban you without fighting you, trying to change your mind
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--- #61 fediverse/3817 ---
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 hey, anyone wanna build the matrix with me? minus the human CPUs of course.
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--- #62 fediverse/955 ---
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 @user-673 
 
 what if the boy who cried wolf saw teeth every time?
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 how it started: "I want to get stoned and play mechabellum (shit, drugs
 mentioned (shit, cursing mentioned))
 
 how it's going: [see attached picture]
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--- #64 fediverse/1334 ---
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 subconsciously running your hand over your butt every time you stand up to
 make sure you didn't pee your pants
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--- #65 fediverse/2108 ---
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 Trump can't answer a straight question. Perhaps he's unfit for office.
 
 Biden's got that old-timey charm that only the freshest youngsters respect.
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║ ┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ ║
║ │ I genuinely wish all Nazis in this world either an epiphany of the truth or a bullet to the head. │ ║
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║ │ Either one is fine.                                                        │ ║
║ └────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ ║
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--- #67 fediverse/6407 ---
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 what if we designed washing machines which cost twice as much but didn't
 damage clothes
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--- #68 fediverse/1841 ---
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 curling up in a ball and thinking about crying for hours is the same as
 crying. If a little bit less of a release.
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--- #69 fediverse/3999 ---
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 ... most of what she says is nonsense, but that 20% that's right is like... SO
 right, y'know?
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--- #70 fediverse/2611 ---
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 @user-1153 
 
 what kind of meta are you referring to? instance stuff?
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--- #71 fediverse/2397 ---
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 I would rather die than let the liberals hand the nuclear football to Trump.
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--- #72 fediverse/3717 ---
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 hey, you know how historically they used to lobotomize young women who were
 too fiery, passionate, independent, driven, motivated, and clairvoyant?
 
 they did that on purpose.
 
 that was less than a lifetime ago.
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--- #73 fediverse/1860 ---
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 republicans who vote for biden are my friends
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--- #74 fediverse/6087 ---
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 @user-1074 
 
 why not both? all you gotta do is say "I'm just a girl" enough times and the
 dummies will believe you wink
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--- #75 fediverse/3805 ---
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 neat

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--- #76 messages/667 ---
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 Has anyone ever tried pills AND injections? They have different application
 rates.
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--- #77 fediverse/5079 ---
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 what if you boosted everything when someone liked it [when someone liked your
 post] and if they boost it then you read the first couple posts on their
 paragraph, just to say "hey" in return
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--- #78 fediverse/1764 ---
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 Okay okay hear me out - but what if instead of  pumping oil out of the ground,
 we shoved a bunch of tree trunks down there and let them marinate for a few
 thousand years
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--- #79 fediverse/5435 ---
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 okay flag is cool and all but what if

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--- #80 fediverse/5437 ---
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 okay flag is cool and all but what if

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--- #81 messages/977 ---
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 cassandora and pandasandra, vavadane d' sevastavan
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--- #82 messages/404 ---
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 They don't build toll roads to abstract taxes. They build them to keep track
 of where you're going.
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--- #83 fediverse/2836 ---
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 @user-1367 
 
 who voted for Pence? get them on our side
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--- #84 fediverse/3097 ---
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 naturally occurring computers would never produce wires, or liquid cooling, or
 anything that ever required any sort of configuration or external
 environmental conditions.
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--- #85 fediverse/3245 ---
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 "what if we all took showers at the same time so nobody could hear the screams"
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--- #86 fediverse/4686 ---
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 Being in motion sucks. Literally can't even put on my shoes without thinking
 of toots to fart out.
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--- #87 fediverse/3639 ---
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 love nature no matter what
 love nurture if they earn it
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--- #88 fediverse/641 ---
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 something something "those who study history are doomed to watch others repeat
 it" or something like that
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--- #89 fediverse/3117 ---
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 hey. wanna know what would be really cursed?
 
 --
 
 if trump dropped out and musk took his place
 
 --
 
 good thing it'll never happen because those dinguses can't accept defeat and
 will never tactically retreat
 
 --
 
 maybe something to keep in mind for 4 years from now. eyes on the prize for
 now means our eyes aren't to our flanks.
 
 what else could they do that would come out of left field?
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--- #90 fediverse/3655 ---
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 born to write xlock screensavers
 
 cursed to shitpost
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--- #91 fediverse/5176 ---
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 what if corporations gave better quality products to people who clicked
 through their advertisement
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--- #92 fediverse/4568 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 ... and like. idk what do you do at that point
 
 say "fuck it" and live with imperfection? embrace anti-natural selection?
 valorize deviance and queerness in digitally appropriated artistic media
 collections?
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--- #93 fediverse_boost/5871 ---
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║ ┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ ║
║ │ going to therapy isn't a replacement for having freaky sex with your friends │ ║
║ └────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ ║
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--- #94 fediverse/3965 ---
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 maybe some whiteboards and notebooks as well...
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--- #95 fediverse/1049 ---
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 #CDCsays there's no difference between a stick and a mud, when it comes down
 to it
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--- #96 fediverse/1175 ---
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 I count 8 pickle jars in my fridge, of which about half have at least one
 pickle.
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--- #97 messages/280 ---
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 Fighting each other is such a waste of ammo.
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--- #98 fediverse/3197 ---
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 @user-1259 
 
 pee
 tee 
 hee 
 you 
 can't 
 stop 
 mee
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--- #99 fediverse/3514 ---
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 @user-579 
 
 maybe if you pitch it to them with a presentation and offer to set up the
 infrastructure they would give you extra credit or an award or maybe just
 brownie points
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--- #100 fediverse/4108 ---
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 what if you could make multiple mastodon accounts in the UI and sort your
 followers into bins that corresponded to which account you wanted to see and
 switch between with the push of a button
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--- #101 fediverse/5988 ---
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 but I like moonmen T.T
 
 what if the ISS was untethered
 
 "send thrusters to space? why bother? just use them down on the surface to get
 that extra oomph!"
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--- #102 fediverse/5152 ---
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 keep in mind...
 
 trump is not their endgame.
 
 what is he doing?
 
 sabotaging our institutions without warrant or respite
 
 prepare for foes that would benefit from degraded institutions.
 
 who's right when nobody controls the truth?
 
 were they ever truly right?
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--- #103 fediverse/1112 ---
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 @user-78 
 
 elle - emm - ayyyy - ohhhh
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--- #104 fediverse/5039 ---
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 leftists be like "what if everyone was fed" and the response is "ah but what
 if they gave us some of their stuff first"
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--- #105 fediverse/5255 ---
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 │ CW: cursed           │
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 what if we genetically engineered cat fur to taste [good/bad] to cats and
 [good/bad] to humans
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--- #106 fediverse/6242 ---
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 My favorite thing about Freddi Fish is how it teaches sensory experience.
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--- #107 fediverse/6342 ---
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 revolution
 doesn't
 have
 to be
 about
 them
 .
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--- #108 fediverse/1718 ---
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 dear old people - did you know computers don't need to have buttons? You can
 literally just type what you want to make happen (if you know the magic spell)
 and it'll just, do that thing
 
 how cool is that
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--- #109 fediverse/498 ---
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 Wikipedia would make a lot more sense to me if they included pictures next to
 the names of every proper noun so that my pictorally oriented primate brain
 might pattern match meaning onto the visual understandings gleaned from the
 perceptual conceiving which were arrayed within and alongside the textual
 information presented to me.
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--- #110 fediverse/1630 ---
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 │ CW: sex mentioned    │
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 the most taboo thing about sex is the opposite of what you care about. the
 most intense aversion is what turns you on. weird.
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--- #111 messages/483 ---
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 "hey listen! Do this thing to hurt me! Build the infrastructure to do it so
 that you can use it on people who deserve it!"
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--- #112 messages/166 ---
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 What if the boy who cried wolf saw teeth every time
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--- #113 fediverse_boost/668 ---
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║ ┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ ║
║ │ heroism levels are 86% and steady                                          │ ║
║ │                                                                            │ ║
║ │ (86%)  ■■■■■■■■□□                                                          │ ║
║ └────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ ║
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--- #114 messages/1204 ---
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 when people say they want a woman president what they want is not a woman
 president. what they want is a kind old lady.
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--- #115 fediverse/4878 ---
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 OH NO costco changed their smoothies THAT WAS A COMFORT FOOD wahhhhhhh autism
 strikes back part twoooooo
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--- #116 fediverse/2961 ---
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 │ CW: transhumanism    │
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 okay what if we bio-engineered a shield that would grow around your nuts
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--- #117 fediverse/4025 ---
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 the "village idiot" doesn't need to lack smarts, so long as everyone else is
 in on it.
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 Anyway here's what i came to say:
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 they should make a loaf of bread that's just butts and another type of loaf of
 bread that has the crust already cut off
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 they say that slugs don't like salt because they turn into pickles
 
 of course that's not true, cucumbers turn into slugs when fed a diet of leaves
 and cucumbers
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 there is an explicit invitation on my door that anyone can come over whenever
 they wanted, yet hardly no-one ever does.
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 What if... Blanket fort region? Or maybe abstract clown scary dimension like
 that one 3d rendered cartoon that might have slightly traumatized me as a
 little. Could have a chuck-e-cheese style tube fort sub region with randomly
 generated traps or poker-style puzzles
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 I love gay people because gay people are special precious and unique
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 @user-1074 @user-1209 @user-1262 
 
 heh what kind of vibe do I give?
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 This would normally just be a weird way to divide except it allows you to
 divide by zero, which is kinda cool.
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 what if we made vitamin cheetos
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 If war is not "volunteer only" then you have nothing to fight for.
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 what if we bought homeless people motorcycles
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 unless of course you're a higher dimensional being, in which case it'd be
 read-only. unless your dimensions intersect with our own, in which case it'd
 be read/write.
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 think like a partisan in Nazi occupied territory
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 @user-1314 @user-1280 @user-1526 
 
 They will gladly live in a tent under an overpass cooking rats on a wire
 hanger so long as you can guarantee that black/brown/LGBTQs don't have a tent,
 rat, or wire hanger.
 
 I'd almost agree, except strike "have" and replace it with "need"
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 what if the secret to LLM computation is to just not reduce the fractions and
 keep it all in english language ram
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 if something makes sense physically, but not mathematically, then the
 mathematics are wrong.
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 but also, somehow, the coolest, kindest person you know.
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 This gun is my sword 
 This blade is my weapon 
 And my foes will lay before me
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 you don't have to write poetry to write notes. The poetics are just practice
 for when secrecy is intended.
 
 OR IS IT THE REAL THING? who can say.
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 Why tf are the geese flying north 
 
 It's october...
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 "cool it with the psychic posting"
 
 ha yeah okay. I still got some things to get through though. I bet someone
 somewhere wants to see it.
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 what if: fediverse for people in submarines
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 @user-1390 
 
 true. what do you want to do with all those bits, hmmm?
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 getting the phone numbers of cute he/thems at a bar is NOT the same as
 organizing.
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 @user-757 @user-192 
 
 true and my suggestion doesn't provide a tracelog, pretty much just the status
 of the variables when it pauses or ends.
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 what if the reason god doesn't intervene is because all of their powers are
 warcrimes
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 @user-217 
 
 the darkness
 how resplendent
 would be incomplete
 without that present
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 who decided to let the abdl witch who is insane chart the course of history?
 
 nobody decided to contrarive.
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 I had sex and it was SO GOOD I dunno what it was maybe I leveled up my
 visualization stat or something but it was DIFFERENT and AWESOME
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 The schizophrenic sees truth in dazzling displays of colors unknown to man,
 while the neurotypical sees truth in shades of gray that can be reasoned with.
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 humans can only do what they believe they can do because they believe they can
 do
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 why am i here T.T
 
 oh, should probably smoke more weed. she gets like this