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 omg what if the government shut down again wouldn't that be a surprise and an
 indicator to the complete inescapable incongruities between our two societies
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

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 @user-1589 
 
 oh noooooo did we just invent the axiomatic conflict of society?? ?
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 leftists be like "what if everyone was fed" and the response is "ah but what
 if they gave us some of their stuff first"
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--- #3 fediverse/1777 ---
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 what if we taxed land not by charging money to keep it but rather by taking
 some of it and giving it to the bureau of land management
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--- #4 fediverse/4901 ---
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 "hey what if we broke our product and made it impossible to use without being
 caught by github"
 
 - computer touchers in a union
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--- #5 fediverse/1437 ---
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 a perpetual motion machine would appear stable to the machine in motion
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 if we had a universal basic income then we could pay each other to solve our
 problems and they just can't have that.
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 "what if we all took showers at the same time so nobody could hear the screams"
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--- #8 fediverse/65 ---
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 if something makes sense physically, but not mathematically, then the
 mathematics are wrong.
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 What if we told teachers to teach lessons like "the urgency of time" or "the
 frailty of life" or "divide and conquer" or whatever
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--- #10 messages/967 ---
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 oppositional coding is getting jobs at their corporations and implementing
 bugs and vulnerabilities
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 what if you painted every house twice, to ensure you got the color completely
 applied [ bright green or yellow would shine through in little spots, clear
 and obvious to even the most undiscerning of patrons of the arts
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--- #12 messages/936 ---
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 ohhhhhh there's an incompatibility with our matrix
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 @user-1573 
 
 ... wait, what kinds of noises do I usually make ? ? ?
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 @user-570 
 
 I wonder how it would feel to bind numpad enter to tab instead?
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 @user-1370 
 
 wawawawawawawawawa : )
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 I bet we could solve capitalism if everyone on earth went blind for a day
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 what if we made an emergency citizens court ruling that a sitting president
 can only "touch" 4 institutions in their entire reign
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 the reason rent is so expensive is because of all the surveillance equipment
 they need to pay for and upkeep
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 maybe some whiteboards and notebooks as well...
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--- #20 fediverse/1841 ---
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 curling up in a ball and thinking about crying for hours is the same as
 crying. If a little bit less of a release.
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