=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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 "hey, I heard we'd be good boyfriends? okay I'm good at yadda yadda ya, it
 says hwere you're good at yodda yodda yo, here's what kind of ice-cream I
 like, lemme know about meals."
 
 - i'm a girl actually
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

--- #1 fediverse/5201 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 is okay, girl
 
 time will be richer sooner
 
 don't poop your pants just yet
 
 remember, good is just a shade of gray away from silver which you can use to
 line your pockets with tinfoil hats
 
 beep boop computer touchers anonymous called they said they want their secret
 handshake back
 
 if you wanna diss your associates go ahead but I sure as heck love my rad-ical
 com-patriots just as much as I love my ice-cream salad friend witches
 
 ... whoops there I go being insane again, hope you feel better friend 
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--- #2 fediverse/5602 ---
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 "so wait why can't we go outside again"
 
 "I'm huuuuungry"
 
 girl we just ate
 
 "I'm tired"
 
 girl it's like 10am
 
 "can we snuggle?"
 
 yeah okay.
 
 that's why haha
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--- #3 fediverse/732 ---
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 @user-191
 
 teehee I know a girl like that
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--- #4 messages/1161 ---
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 "hey kid, if you don't tell us where you saw that car go, we'll deport your
 mother."
 
 - some ice guy somewhere probably
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--- #5 fediverse/6321 ---
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 "hey. wanna stretch with me? oh, whatever you want. I'll be doing my own
 thing."
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--- #6 fediverse/1866 ---
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 listen, girls are cute and all, but have you considered...
 
 boys?
 
 and I mean yeah, true, but listen boys are cute and all, but have you
 considered...
 
 girls?
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--- #7 fediverse/5269 ---
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 "girl why do you talk"
 
 girl why do you listen
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--- #8 fediverse/5961 ---
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 @user-138 
 
 maybe it's evil hackers - idk that's beyond my expertise - good luck : )
 
 (I'd need to see the piece of technology to work on it. I'm a hardware kinda
 [girl, but pronounced guy])
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--- #9 fediverse/228 ---
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 @user-186 oh great, another video I'm going to have to show to all of my
 friends because it's so good.
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--- #10 messages/1425 ---
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 I'm just a girl. This is free speech. Or would you sacrifice me to gain a
 martyr?
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 I am an incontinent girl. Of course my bed smells like piss.
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 what if: icecream made out of nutrients and edible toothpaste instead of sugar
 and fat
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--- #13 fediverse/1145 ---
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 I just wanted to be a silly girl who climbs trees and roasts marshmallows on
 campfires why did I end up like lain in bed listening to thunder T.T T.T
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 me - "I have to wear diapers and it sucks because I hate them"
 
 my girlfriend - "okay but what if you didn't"
 
 me - ":O"
 
 she/her - "how did you make that sound with your mouth"
 
 the it - a-wawaWAwa
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 "Hi, would you like to eat something that you probably won't like, but that
 has an interesting flavor and texture?"
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--- #16 messages/730 ---
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 "got it. So-and-so likes this-or-that, and whats-her-face wants it that way.
 Is this the kind of thing you want me to try and remember to accomodate or can
 you handle agreeing to disagree?"
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--- #17 fediverse/1152 ---
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 @user-258 
 
 wha... ya'll think I'm cool? Nobody's ever said that before (
 
 [that's not true people have told me that before]
 
 {though not recently heh I think you're cool too}
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--- #18 fediverse/552 ---
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 @user-398 
 
 you take that back you feckin goof Mickey is king for a reason I will DIE on
 this hill
 
 (jk sorry for being combative but I'd just like to say that I'm someone who
 likes him unironically in essentially every incarnation)
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--- #19 fediverse/556 ---
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 me, sitting in my winter jacket, eating icecream and drinking iced tea,
 glancing over at my thermostat that I turned off to save money
 
 "why is it so cold in here"
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--- #20 fediverse/612 ---
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 Look all I'm saying is if I had an acolyte or two then my insane ramblings
 could be filtered and parsed by a real actual human instead of being copied
 wholesale onto the internet, where the inconsequential or inconceivable ones
 are left to rest alongside the gifts of knowledge from another realm.
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