=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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@user-258
wha... ya'll think I'm cool? Nobody's ever said that before (
[that's not true people have told me that before]
{though not recently heh I think you're cool too}
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===
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@user-883
you're not a creep in fact you're quite awesome and cool and neato to be sure
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--- #2 messages/925 ---
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but also, somehow, the coolest, kindest person you know.
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did you know that kids these days don't know how to do thing?
It's true! they do thing instead!
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hey. wanna know what would be really cursed?
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if trump dropped out and musk took his place
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good thing it'll never happen because those dinguses can't accept defeat and
will never tactically retreat
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maybe something to keep in mind for 4 years from now. eyes on the prize for
now means our eyes aren't to our flanks.
what else could they do that would come out of left field?
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there's no such thing as me
all I am is where the wind takes me
I am just a person, and I do all that I can
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hey, do you wanna hang out sometime and do the things you usually do when
you're alone?
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@user-1248
ohhhh hehe that's a vibe too ^_^
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│ CW: re: fedi meta, the bad space, fediblock, misleading and untrue cw, uspol, speedrunning discourse, industrial revolution, aquarium tips │
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@user-921
where tf is all this discourse I always hear about like what are ya'll talking
about
... are you talking about me
[silly intrusive thoughts teehee pay no mind]
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hey, I'm all about uplifting
I do so as I please
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--- #10 fediverse/3776 ---
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whenever repeating letters like thiiiiiiis or thisssss make sure if you're
doing K's that you have at least four
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@user-1573
... wait, what kinds of noises do I usually make ? ? ?
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@user-1056
yeah I thought so too but I didn't know how to tell!
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dear old people - did you know computers don't need to have buttons? You can
literally just type what you want to make happen (if you know the magic spell)
and it'll just, do that thing
how cool is that
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@user-883
whoa I sorta know what that means
you're so cool 🤩
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"hey. wanna stretch with me? oh, whatever you want. I'll be doing my own
thing."
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sometimes I post random silly [scary] things to pad out the serious things and
I hope that's okay
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do you ever think about how calling the BLM events "protests" versus "riots"
is a subtle dogwhistle for your politics? I usually say "riots" so that I
blend in. also because I've been conditioned by the people who I talk to about
them.
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okay flag is cool and all but what if
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okay flag is cool and all but what if
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--- #20 messages/1053 ---
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Anyway here's what i came to say:
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@user-192
... wait, who does that? Do you think they're a bot?
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then, here's the cool part, if you share your software people might like it
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I legitimately think everyone in my life is just as cool as me
they just... don't know how to know it.
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most people haven't heard of the "thanks for catching that, let's write it
down" move and I really think it's underutilized
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I love when I can go on walks... they're soooooo much fun! can see so many
cool people and places and things... alas
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if you don't see someone doing what you're doing after a while you hide into
something else
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@user-192
You're cool!
I always thought of abstracting something as "applying intelligence to hasten
logical conclusions"
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@user-138
me neither... guess it's in-person for me.
[a mysterious "they" then proceeds to set up microphones everywhere I might go]
ah nuts why are all these people carrying phones around
[they already know who I am, and I don't really want to be someone else, so]
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where were you when you realized you were the most "you" person that ever
would be?
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@user-1370
wawawawawawawawawa : )
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suburbs aren't boring because all the cool people live in cities,
suburbs are boring because all the cool people don't know you. But look
around, because they're there.
if you can't find any, then YOU are the cool people, and you should find the
slightly-less cool people and show them how to be cool.
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if you ever find yourself in a situation where you have to describe everything
that you do,
leave that situation
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when you're alone, everything that happens to you is personal.
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@user-249
most people don't talk to me so either you're braver than most or I hit a
common chord that you and I share
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Can't stop thinking
[the rest is left blank, as a testament to the inability of the author to
express their thoughts in a temporally contextual way. Presumably the previous
text would be followed by an "about..." with the rest dedicated to a
particular thought that felt important enough to share with the internet.]
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@user-1370
you don't have to apologize for escalating your response to trauma
it's cool
we get it
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it's so weird how these days if you don't like someone you can exclude them
from your social life entirely - like, wow... that hurts
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Good storytelling is telling things [even if/because] they are plot of the
events as told via -- stack overflow -- hmmm this was from a while ago, idk
when
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hey, anyone wanna build the matrix with me? minus the human CPUs of course.
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@user-246
people who don't write have no idea who they are. perhaps in time they will
know enough to describe themselves with newfound language they never knew how
to wield.
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if you aren't rude, or bothersome, or excessively boring, you can pretty much
be my friend forever.
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daydreaming about a gang of tough guys who goes around knocking down the
internal fence walls in suburbia and throwing potlucks for all the neighbors
for a month or two so they have social opportunities to meet each other and
make friends
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--- #43 fediverse/956 ---
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@user-579
it's not self loathing if you consent to it... right?
... right?
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@user-1074 @user-1209 @user-1262
heh what kind of vibe do I give?
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apparently security through obscurity is out, and security through community
is in, don't ask me how I know that teehee
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what if you boosted everything when someone liked it [when someone liked your
post] and if they boost it then you read the first couple posts on their
paragraph, just to say "hey" in return
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@user-1636
... Is that already a thing? I should look around more, teehee
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another day goes by when I haven't done any programming... oh well
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--- #49 fediverse/1866 ---
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listen, girls are cute and all, but have you considered...
boys?
and I mean yeah, true, but listen boys are cute and all, but have you
considered...
girls?
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... unrelated, but hey check out this cool social media collage thing that I
made!
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@user-883
yeah I probably should have said "tiara" hehe
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how many people do you think in the world know that screenshots of a website
are not admissible proof because they can be trivially doctored by editing the
html?
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why would they psyop me? there's a psyop about me! heck, I've never done so as
I pleased. that's an aspiration. everything I do is at a command, whether it's
my own or external.
these days I find myself following my own. mostly. though I am always waiting
for collaboration opportunities.
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Just because I'm performing doesn't mean I'm pretending, or that I can help it.
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my cat doesn't know that my family is my family. She thinks they're just some
other people who visit the house.
but they're special to me, as all people are, and I think she takes notice.
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Sometimes it's okay to be sloppy if you're having fun!
Just... clean up after yourself when you're done 😉
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I'm not important don't listen to meeeeee
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--- #58 fediverse/1588 ---
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@user-1035
Even better if you say "you do you too"
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Maybe I'm just woefully arcane?
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--- #60 fediverse/4187 ---
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I bet you'll believe anything I say if I put it in italics and speak
imperatively
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... most of what she says is nonsense, but that 20% that's right is like... SO
right, y'know?
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@user-1074
why not both? all you gotta do is say "I'm just a girl" enough times and the
dummies will believe you wink
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infinite dedication implies stagnation, don't be so quick to trust.
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subconsciously running your hand over your butt every time you stand up to
make sure you didn't pee your pants
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@user-95 you aren't the first person to tell me that so I think you might be
right : )
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they're painting the inside of my apartment and it naturally has low airflow
in here and it's seeping under my door and making me woozy teehee better open
all the windows
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@user-1259
pee
tee
hee
you
can't
stop
mee
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I love skywriting. it's so cool to see your words fade into dust after being
seen by everyone around.
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did you know that if you actually tried to do magic you might just become good
at meditating?
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keep in mind...
trump is not their endgame.
what is he doing?
sabotaging our institutions without warrant or respite
prepare for foes that would benefit from degraded institutions.
who's right when nobody controls the truth?
were they ever truly right?
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@user-1091
I knowwww some people are just thorny and prickly I guess.
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@user-398
you take that back you feckin goof Mickey is king for a reason I will DIE on
this hill
(jk sorry for being combative but I'd just like to say that I'm someone who
likes him unironically in essentially every incarnation)
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Okay. Consider: if I'm good, and hearing what I say makes you feel bad, then
what does that tell you about you?
Why else would you hear what I say if not to reflect upon yourself? And why
would the good reflect away from the types of things that make you a suitable
fit for capitalism?
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nobody could have expected rogue trickster spirits operating in the pacific
northwest, but hey here we are.
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@user-1112
back in the day playing a magic game with someone felt like an event
now it's something to wait through while your burrito cooks
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@user-1171
"gee I never hear from you how would I know that if people like you didn't say
something valuable and important like this"an appreciative someone
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...zzzZZZzzz...
whyyyyyy am I so sleeeeepy oh yeah it's this human form, I gotta feed it and
water it and rest it and take care of it and it's totally worth it
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Please please please, someone do better than me.
Until then, listen and obey.
After then, consider me always.
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when peak unintelligibility levels have been reached, feel free to become
unremarkable at your leisure.
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whoops nevermind sorry I'm such a clutz
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gonna pre-emptively backup my fediverse archive haha just-in-case I get banned
for spamming or something teehee (totally reasonable teebeeh)
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@user-883
they liiiiike you 😋
maybe they'll hire you!
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reverse dorian grey where someone looks decently old but every picture of them
gets younger every year
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oh wait nevermind it's saying "what's this one mean" but they have the same
cadence so it's impossible to tell apart.
angel and a demon, tapping on your shoulder... where you wander next is where
your soul grows fonder.
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@user-950
... oh um you're welcome I guess?! I'm bad with irony teehee
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never say "nevermind" when you've got a good idea
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I miss a time that never existed, anyone else?
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you sly dogs, you got me posting again.
unrelated, but I think this is the first script I ever wrote!
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@user-1074
heh yeah people don't often pick up on nuance.
who am I kidding, I'm people! I don't often pick up on nuance! Alas.
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@user-1443
they need to do stuff like that or else the republicans would never win...
which honestly is the most heartening thing I've heard all day.
there are more of us than them, thank goodness.
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what's that? a bunch of houses burnt down in california? what if we built a
couple warehouses and stored all our trans girls in bunkbeds there, with rooms
for LAN parties and snuggle parties in rooms full of stuffed buddies plushies
with massive kitchens and sad ballpits where you can go to vent your feelings
by writing on a ball with a sharpie and then when someone else is feeling sad
they can come and read the balls and maybe feel something
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@user-1074
or, hear me out, perhaps he's a liar
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ah well guess I can't stream things hehe
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sometimes I'll hear my cat meow the way she does when she wants something but
then I turn around and she's halfway through giving herself a bath /shrug
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just because someone did something one way and it worked, doesn't mean you
have to do it that way again.
but you should have a reason why you aren't doing it that way.
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some people hear words like "datastructures" and "object-oriented programming"
and think they're made up terms that don't mean anything important.
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nobody around me does what I tell them to.
I am surrounded by plausible deniabilities.
yet sometimes things get done as I thought them to.
something something hei wu hei or wei hu wei or whatever. I am not a scholar.
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@user-1358
you don't go golfing to relax.
well, maybe you do, but he doesn't.
he goes golfing to talk about shady shit.
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wow what a sopping evening
glad I'm not out in the rain
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"cool it with the psychic posting"
ha yeah okay. I still got some things to get through though. I bet someone
somewhere wants to see it.
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🖼
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... wait, shit I forgot I was about to go do a thing, ttyl
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why does nobody write bolshevik fanfiction where they were more [insert
characteristic here] and less [insert characteristic here]
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have you ever been possessed by a SPIRIT??
I have. Like, nearly every day. Okay maybe like, 3/5 days. 3 outta five is
possession time. woohoo.
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listen if your man page is more than like, 10 pg-down's, then you might want
to consider breaking that utility up into smaller pieces.
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I bet if Cascadia secedes then maybe the bad guys will send their brown people
to us. The more the better, I say!
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@user-883
... oh. yeah that checks out.
maybe we could, uh... paint them black?
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Just because you haven't won yet, doesn't mean you've lost.
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every time I read a subtoot I assume it's about me and I mentally curl up into
a ball
doesn't matter if it's totally irrelevant, if there's no target specified it
defaults to me because... like, who else is there right?
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you're ridiculous, you know that? so selfish. so obscene.
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"hey listen! Do this thing to hurt me! Build the infrastructure to do it so
that you can use it on people who deserve it!"
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@user-622
ah but a noble house would have armed guards who would drag you kicking and
screaming out onto the cold winter night the moment you offended m'lordship
frankly I could do with a good drag-and-kicking myself, where have all the
good men-at-arms gone T.T
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I always figured if people didn't like what I was saying they'd contest me so
I could change it.
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--- #115 messages/392 ---
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Hey, can someone please accomplish my dreams for me? I'm too busy being a
waste of potential!
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@user-1639
or nobody sees it, because you post the things you say on the internet in 2024
which is so siloed and echo-chambered that the only people who hear it say
"tru tho" and "she just like me fr" and never change because of your words
... wait that's just what you said, but made more specific, isn't it?
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--- #117 fediverse/3786 ---
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turns out I'm too much of a neurotic cinnamon roll to be a cool stand-offish
empath
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--- #118 fediverse/2878 ---
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advice is always solicited.
help meeee e tell me how I'm wrong so I can get better
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--- #119 fediverse/3696 ---
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why does my fridge keep saying "you're dead to me"...?
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--- #120 fediverse/347 ---
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cookies are just cookie dough that you've already baked
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sometimes I think about how it'll never be yesterday again and that makes me
kinda sad.
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--- #122 fediverse/3092 ---
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@user-570
oh yeah UBI would be nice. Can we do that instead?
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and now for my unrepentant littlespace arc! Look at me I'm SoOoOoOo silLY 🤪
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... and then things got turned up to eleven
what were they at before?
... eleven. why do you ask?
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@user-883
hey! Friends just left but I'm kinda pooped. Might shitpost for a bit then
crash. We should hang out this week ^_^
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@user-1071
... That doesn't really sound like my jam! Sounds too stressful hehe
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and though I am perfect, I'm better than none of you.
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what if we made cat little boxes with stable "pillars" or "platforms" that
rise just barely above the sand level so their feet don't sink into the
litter, thus reducing the amount tracked onto the carpet
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you can intimidate anyone by saying "hello. we know more than you."
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I can always tell when people who believe in me start thinking of me because I
start feeling the urge to do pushups
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I'm tired of working as hard as I can and still ending up wrong
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whoops forgot to post these last night, how silly of me, surely there wasn't a
reason I better just hit that blue button on all of them to be safe
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@user-8
do you go camping often? =P
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@user-95 back when games had more value because you only had like, 6 of them
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@user-544
Whoa. You're kidding That picture is gorgeous!
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@user-1608
shhhhh you're not supposed to tell me what you voted for! Now I know you voted
to have funky wunky widdle dweams 🥰
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@user-3 Hi, I'm new here too. I don't know how Mastodon works but I'm trying!
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@user-1597
oh nooooooooo
guess I'm reflashing
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just because someone does leftism differently than you do doesn't mean they're
wrong.
you have different jobs.
they're ALL important.
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Hey. Are you bored on this lovely Saturday afternoon? Why not go and tidy up
your cable management? I know it's a rats nest but it's gotta get better
somehow.
ritz, it's Monday.
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do you ever just look at the sky and think "who gave you the right to be a
single color? in this world of infinite complexity, how dare you be the one
thing with a consistent color?" and then the sun sets and you think "ohhhh I
get it now, the color is always changing"
meanwhile the sky is shaking it's head like "bro, no, I'm just the scattered
diffusion of light waves from the sun. The sky is black."
and the earth spins on...
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she thinks she doesn't have any friends because she smells bad
but the truth is she's lonely because she's a secret agent sent by the
government through her dreams to spy on the aliens who think she's jesus by
posting their conversations on a public message board
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@user-1010
kinda makes me wonder how those mature kids are doing now.
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don't you just love it when you get several discord notifications but you tab
back to check out the discord screen and there's no red numbers anywhere?
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gonna go on a walk. my cat is missing because I let her out last night. I'm
worried sick! this morning I almost puked all over my toes.
she'll probably show up when it gets dark. I bet she's hunkered down
somewhere. Ah, well, might as well walk around my neighborhood actively
searching bushes and such. Why not? It's not like I got anything else to do
right now.
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it's fine I'm fine don't worry about it idk why I posted that
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@user-757 @user-192
true and my suggestion doesn't provide a tracelog, pretty much just the status
of the variables when it pauses or ends.
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@user-440
please please please please please please please please please please please
please
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eat another pickle
you surely will not regret eating another pickle
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have you ever noticed the people on Mastodon who used to have cool and
interesting ideas but now just kinda repeat the same basic things over and
over again?
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@user-138
they look like they have a lot of fun...!
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thank you for everything you've done for me, she says to nobody in particular
but everybody in vaguerie
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I almost said "did you know chickens don't always know which eggs they're
sitting on? They pretty much just share spots and keep all of the flock's eggs
warm"
but then I realized I should first say "did you know that chickens sit on eggs
to keep warm" and I got a little sad because... chickens...
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@user-579
maybe if you pitch it to them with a presentation and offer to set up the
infrastructure they would give you extra credit or an award or maybe just
brownie points
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@user-95
if I was canadian I'd be ca-ritz!
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4/20
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huh that's weird
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@user-95 sometimes I say "all seriousness aside..."
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@user-1597
Oh! Good thinking! Thank you! ^_^
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most people in the world are dumb as a bag of bricks
but that's okay, I still love them, and so should you.
everyone I hang out with is sharp as a tack
and I love them still, for I don't have a preference for blunt objects.
some people don't feel emotions
I think they're just depressed
some people can't stop
won't stop, I say.
really as long as they follow their heart and sing a tune that is true
I think they're alright.
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@user-1669
sorry, I'm on a roll. Gotta speak my mind, even if it has other stuff bouncing
around in it. I hope you understand : )
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sometimes I think performing my art was just an excuse to use Linux. At least,
some of my art.
But hey, I'm not complaining, it's awesome.
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what if mastodon recorded the date and time of every time you boosted /
unboosted something so you can keep track of what your page looked like over
time [in the export data functionality]
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This gun is my sword
This blade is my weapon
And my foes will lay before me
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everyone always asks "are you doing alright" and never asks "am I doing
alright"
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"you're too loud, weirdo"
okayyyyy
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My favorite thing about Freddi Fish is how it teaches sensory experience.
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... Dare for the Bright Age, though "don't forget to be awesome" works too I
guess.
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maybe some whiteboards and notebooks as well...
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all they gotta do is say "alright, nope, get outta town" and they pretty much
can't do anything.
liberty is sick. offense will cure her. don't hurt them. only their own can
slay them.
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@user-1655
meanwhile I am haunted by words such as "please save us" or "you could have
done more" and "do you know how many husbands died for you"
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@user-107 If you can figure out how to do it well, everything else seems less
difficult. : )
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what if me and my friends were too cute for this world and all the
conservatives who don't like queer people just fell in love and realized we're
pretty freakin' cool if you can get past the strange parts
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you could have two neighbors living in completely separate halves of the
nation and you'd never know
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don't mind me just dreaming of a future where I can have whatever I want : )
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@user-786
same vibe with me T.T
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Honestly if anyone wanted to just... take any of my stuff, even if they were
just going to sell it, I'd probably give it to them? People in my life say I
don't function well in a capitalist society. I guess I just trust everyone
equally.
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@user-1201
you are all of these things to me
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@user-78
elle - emm - ayyyy - ohhhh
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don't talk to anyone because anyone could be a cop
and you don't talk to cops
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acceleration-ism is just "learning the truth faster than they do"
tbh should be more like "learning things to show them" but eh whatever gets
the job done
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Here's what you say to clover next week:
"hey. Wanna get coffee sometime? I need some trouble in my life. And I dunno,
maybe you need a witch.
You live in Tanasbourne, I live in Rock Creek. We're within walking distance
of each other, so we might as well say hi right? I'm free whenever, just let
me know if you'd like to meet me."
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one sec gotta send something else from my phone... now, what was it, hmmmmm
lemme think
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@user-1352
oh no, but I did!
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I once heard that when you click a link, the developer of the website can tell
which website you came from. idk if that's true or not.
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Look all I'm saying is if I had an acolyte or two then my insane ramblings
could be filtered and parsed by a real actual human instead of being copied
wholesale onto the internet, where the inconsequential or inconceivable ones
are left to rest alongside the gifts of knowledge from another realm.
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@user-1370 @user-1785
teehee : )
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you're good enough
your efforts are worth it
you are valid
you are loved
trust yourself, be honest with others, and find reasons to be affectionate to
others
breathe in, breathe out, and remember: everybody poops. How absurd. How silly.
Can you really take anyone seriously if you imagine them pooping? I know I
can't. Maybe that's juvenile, but it works for me so
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Has it ever not been? Logic beats gold. Just ask strategy and famine.
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cops think we're gullible, just saying
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I'm wasted on this century.
nobody even believes in magic anymore
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what if we psyopped the copps um I mean what if we flash-mobbed the cops er
wait hang on what if we marched with signs and changed what was on their minds
uhhhh that won't work it's disabled so they say wait hang on who said you
could poop your pants this is a combat scenario there's no time for fooling
around in her pants with the hand
... wait, what was I going on about?
oh yeah,
-- stack overflow --
anyway, as I was saying, [something completely unrelated]
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okay, uhm, I'm back again because someone told me to forward this to relevant
people
relevant link so google doesn't have to know that you're all googling the same
thing at the same time...
http://naeb.brit.org/uses/
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@user-570
Here's what I do:
take shirt off
tilt head back a bit
shake head side-to-side
tickle shoulders
instant euphoria
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you can't rely on me because I can't rely on a part of me being "out" at any
particular moment-event-message.
besides, I'm always tired, because I'm always trying as hard as I can.
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@user-889
did you sleep well last night?
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when I go out on walks
before I set out again
I wait until my blisters healed again
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I could never live happily ever after if a single one of you could not
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@user-236
here's some music that I like lately
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q84Td36Tpys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCcWWcL_Sg4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7gEgIEUj3A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgnSMftcFN0
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@user-1201
and yet you have to answer or suspicious you do appear.
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