=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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 me, sitting in my winter jacket, eating icecream and drinking iced tea,
 glancing over at my thermostat that I turned off to save money
 
 "why is it so cold in here"
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

--- #1 fediverse/3645 ---
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 me, sitting down at my computer in order to be distracted:
 
 "I should make and eat a sandwich"
 
 me, sitting down at my computer with a PB&J and peanut-butter fingers:
 
 "I should be productive"
 
 me, sitting at my "work desk":
 
 "I'm hungry. And I'm bored. And I can't stop thinking about this video game I
 haven't played in a year."
 
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--- #2 fediverse/183 ---
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 ugh. eating? again? didn't we fix this problem yesterday?
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--- #3 fediverse/5806 ---
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 what if: icecream made out of nutrients and edible toothpaste instead of sugar
 and fat
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--- #4 fediverse/1040 ---
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 so it shall seem that sticks and mud are for me
 
 I say as I sit in my apartment eating rice and beans
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--- #5 fediverse/6122 ---
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 I want to drink mai tais on a beach T.T
 
 alas, it's winter, and I'm poor
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--- #6 messages/656 ---
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 ... I'm going to sit in bed and eat cheetos all day.
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--- #7 messages/1239 ---
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 I am a slow burn.
 
 glacial pace.
 
 read me as such.
 
 sparks in your imagination, not a flood of content.
 
 sit with me.
 
 drink tea with me.
 
 remember me.
 
 trust me.
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--- #8 fediverse/4977 ---
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 Can't do much from my home place. Gonna walk around a bit. I may first eat
 some food or snuggle my cat, we'll see.
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--- #9 fediverse/3110 ---
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 @user-1441 @user-226 
 
 I prefer cold and dry over hot or moist ^_^
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--- #10 messages/309 ---
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 sometimes I'll accidentally get food on my hands and think "oh gross is this
 why humans like to have napkins handy when eating?"
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--- #11 fediverse/3336 ---
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 eating fiery hot cheetos makes me feel drunk. Probably because I only eat them
 when I'm drinking.
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 @user-1074 
 
 yeah drinking's overrated. I know I'd rather eat a home-cooked meal any day.
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--- #13 fediverse/1917 ---
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 Try and eat as many different colors of vegetables as you can, as often as you
 can.
 
 drinking cool clean water is bliss, savor that moment
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--- #14 fediverse/3722 ---
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 @user-1218 
 
 playing one of my 4 gameboys, reading some of my books or journals, using
 their own brought devices, playing with my cat (she's not sociable but if you
 don't mind her claws she can fight and that's kinda fun) watching something on
 the TV, talking with other people, making / eating food, um... sleeping... and
 "sleeping"... idk what else tho. Drawing? Getting stoned? I have lots of bad
 edibles.
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--- #15 fediverse/1749 ---
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 "eat food, dearest one. Tea has no calories."
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--- #16 fediverse/380 ---
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 I wish we could have winter with all the nice things of summer but none of the
 bad things of winter. And I wish summer could be more like winter but with all
 of the good things of summer and none of the bad things of winter.
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--- #17 fediverse/3002 ---
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 "come, taste the kool-aid, it's delicious"
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--- #18 fediverse/2891 ---
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 they're painting the inside of my apartment and it naturally has low airflow
 in here and it's seeping under my door and making me woozy teehee better open
 all the windows
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--- #19 fediverse/3276 ---
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 why does eggnog taste American to me???
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 eat another pickle
 
 you surely will not regret eating another pickle
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