=== ANCHOR POEM === ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────── I expect nothing less from my people and prepare for theirs to be dumb as bricks. I am often disappointed in both directions, but that's okay, because I planned for that too! Maybe that wasn't too smart of me, but I'd expect nothing less than dumb mistakes made once from myself 😋 🥴 :ms_confused: 🤪 ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────┘ === SIMILARITY RANKED === --- #1 fediverse/3531 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: food-mentioned │ └──────────────────────┘ I love ramen but I don't like how it makes me feel after eating it :ms_confused: ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┘ --- #2 fediverse/4614 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────── @user-1687 ... the existence of time should be treated as a given, for if you can observe the passage of it, then it must exist in some capacity, and if it exists at all then it must surely be considered to be real in the sense that things-and-not-things are real, for they are only known to be real in the same capacity that time is observed to be real ... my brain won't stop halp😅 :ms_confused: 😋 🙃 ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────┘ --- #3 fediverse_boost/6162 --- ◀─╔═══════════════════════════════[BOOST]═════════════════════════════════───────╗ ║ ┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ ║ ║ │ i always somehow manage to succeed at things because i'm too silly to realize i was supposed to fail lmao │ ║ ║ └────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ ║ ╠─────────┐ ┌───────────╣ ║ similar │ chronological │ different ║ ╚═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╧───────╝─▶ --- #4 fediverse/169 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── @user-95 one of the most empathetic people I ever met on VR chat was consoling me with their mic off while I was oversharing about some stupid things people did to me in the past. things that stupid me thought were okay and actively encouraged because I was stupid. anyway when their mic was off their body language spoke for them. I'll try that next time. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────────┘ --- #5 fediverse/5837 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: r-word-mentioned │ └──────────────────────┘ help I'm too special someone come be retarded with me [-2 followers] ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────┘ --- #6 fediverse/142 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── @user-135 I only sorta know what that means 🙃 ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────────┘ --- #7 fediverse/1263 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────── @user-883 My friends and I decided to hang out for two days in a row, I guess they aren't tired of me yet hehe - I might be around tonight but I'll let you know! ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────┘ --- #8 fediverse/5853 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────── everyone's all like "everything sucks" but I'm feeling confidence and a kind of... externalized vigor? that's sweeping me off my feet. We'll see what tomorrow brings, in the general sense. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────┘ --- #9 fediverse/2297 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────── Lying wide awake at night with things that I want to say drifting through my mind one by one getting up to write them down? forgetting them all. I think I'm just gonna leave my computer online to reduce friction hehe. up and down, till everyone's in town, maybe I'll nap between tweets. [they're called toots here, dummy] ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┘ --- #10 fediverse/4141 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────── @user-1268 I often walk to the grocery store, even though it's on the other side of the highway also I will walk sometimes to meet people nearby it's a fun occasion ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────┘ --- #11 fediverse/3584 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: drugs-mentioned │ └──────────────────────┘ "If I look like a fool, it'll keep eyes on me instead of looking at my friends who are stoned and paranoid" maybe the friends are paranoid because you're acting like a dork and drawing attention to the group ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┘ --- #12 fediverse/1650 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────── ┌───────────────────────────┐ │ CW: re: what, mh shitpost │ └───────────────────────────┘ @user-1052 am depressed... though I care less for society's opinions and more for my adherence to my ethical morals. same effect different reason when it's time to shame myself. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────┘ --- #13 messages/630 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────── Pay attention to me, for I am convinced that "me" is what we need. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────┘ --- #14 fediverse/2336 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────── I think I might stay out late tonight. For the past week I've been going home before dark, but I might stay late tonight. Tell your friends, maybe you'll see me. Preferably one-on-one, because social media posts can be filtered both non-and-consentually. Unless they're sleeping after having driven from a great long ways. They can sleep. 🥰 ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┘ --- #15 fediverse/4075 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────── maybe if I "be myself" so hard that there's nothing left to keep secret, they'll like me?? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────┘ --- #16 fediverse/5636 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────── I think it's ironic how I ended up posting a "things I almost posted" screenshot directory somewhere other than where I almost posted them. and all they saw were the outtakes. I bet they'd see a completely different point of me, but they never talk to me so they don't know me. oh well, alas, it's fine I'm sure I'm being designed. who can say, I am but at productive play, please react so I can do ongoing story. I learn from each and every encounter I encounterate. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────┘ --- #17 fediverse/5782 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────── sometimes I post random silly [scary] things to pad out the serious things and I hope that's okay ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────┘ --- #18 fediverse/3691 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: food-mentioned │ └──────────────────────┘ I had a dream that someone fed me a McDonalds burger in the airport (with "special sauce") and then the next time I was at the grocery store in the waking world I ended up buying a bunch of those meat replacements that I usually skip in favor of moar vegetables. Hmmmmm.... I wonder if I have a deficiency (yeah you dumbass it's a calorie deficiency, just eat more) ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┘ --- #19 fediverse/3061 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────── every time I read a subtoot I assume it's about me and I mentally curl up into a ball doesn't matter if it's totally irrelevant, if there's no target specified it defaults to me because... like, who else is there right? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘ --- #20 fediverse_boost/6405 --- ◀─╔════════════════════════════════[BOOST]══════════════════════════════════─────╗ ║ ┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ ║ ║ │ maybe i should just work on my memoir... │ ║ ║ └────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ ║ ╠─────────┐ ┌───────────╣ ║ similar │ chronological │ different ║ ╚═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╧══─────╝─▶ |