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 @user-1687 
 
 ... the existence of time should be treated as a given, for if you can observe
 the passage of it, then it must exist in some capacity, and if it exists at
 all then it must surely be considered to be real in the sense that
 things-and-not-things are real, for they are only known to be real in the same
 capacity that time is observed to be real ...
 
 my brain won't stop halp😅 :ms_confused: 😋 🙃
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

--- #1 fediverse/5403 ---
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 I expect nothing less from my people and prepare for theirs to be dumb as
 bricks.
 
 I am often disappointed in both directions, but that's okay, because I planned
 for that too! Maybe that wasn't too smart of me, but I'd expect nothing less
 than dumb mistakes made once from myself 😋 🥴 :ms_confused: 🤪
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--- #2 fediverse/3531 ---
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 I love ramen but I don't like how it makes me feel after eating it
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--- #3 fediverse/793 ---
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 @user-245
 
 the abstraction of modern high level languages makes my head spin
 :babaw_spin:​🌀​🥴​🌀​
 
 I feel like there's so many ways to trip yourself up! Consider me bewildered xD
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--- #4 messages/517 ---
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 Okay. >.< if you don't like "all things are defined in waves", then how
 about this. Stop thinking of reality as a fluid and start thinking of it as a
 collection of mutually exclusive yet "gravitic" fields.
 
 (not actual gravity, same *mechanic* though.)
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--- #5 fediverse/2220 ---
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 @user-1203 
 
 Hey, you're the one asking about url-length, which isn't something that most
 people are concerned about due to automatic embeds and "tap-to-visit"
 functionality 😋
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--- #6 fediverse/4221 ---
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 @user-1582 
 
 🌀 :ms_confused: 🥴 🙃 😎 😋 🥰
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--- #7 messages/416 ---
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 Do you ever wonder why you can't remember anything after being stoned? Why the
 words you write down, oh so profound in the moment, turn to silliness and
 illusion upon coming off your high mont-vantage? Of course, dear reader,
 because all things are defined in waves.
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--- #8 fediverse/2090 ---
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 don't feed bread to birds, it absorbs their stomach acid and expands in their
 tummy and makes them feel full when they're not. Then they get confused why
 they don't have energy when they need it.
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--- #9 fediverse/824 ---
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 I once heard that time doesn't pass when you're well and truly in the moment,
 and I thought "that's not true, I'm always losing track of the moment".
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--- #10 fediverse/809 ---
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 diffuse, in the moment, it's helpful to redefine
 
 what is your purpose? what [direction] do you place your mind?
 
 I'm not sure what I want from this moment. This moment is all that there is!
 so therefore it is perfect, as it is the only moment that there is. [shall be].
 
 I'm not sure how this relates... could you repeat that last bit? oh right:
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 @user-138 
 
 😋 🙃 😅 🥰 
 
 "uhhhh I dunno lemme check:
 
 :ms_eggplant: :ms_eggplant: :ms_eggplant: :ms_eggplant: :ms_eggplant:
 :ms_eggplant: :ms_eggplant: :ms_eggplant: ⭕
 
 oh hey looks like there's a spot right at the end there - wait that's a butt,
 hold up"
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--- #12 fediverse/3532 ---
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 @user-1218 
 
 shallow conversations are hardly effective, I find. Unless they're logistical,
 and then they're just passing information - they're hardly conversational.
 
 To me, a conversation is a back-and-forth. It needs to have change, people
 need to consider, to argue their ideas, to wander through thoughts, to share
 emotions, and / or to resolve conflict, whether internal or external. It can
 have some of those, all of those, or none of those, but that's what comes to
 my mind.
 
 So a shallow conversation wouldn't really count as "effective" for the
 purposes of the original toot : )
 
 ... hehe toot
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--- #13 fediverse/107 ---
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 @user-95 I remember the fourth and fifth, and maybe the 2nd or 3rd? somewhere
 in there. might have been sixth or seventh, too. I figured I needed all or
 none of them, but I wasn't sure how or which. Also I can't remember half of
 them, which makes the problem even more confusing...
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--- #14 fediverse/1354 ---
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 whose idea was it to optimize our candy toward the ones with the most sugar?
 
 [wait a minute I got like 4 toots written but not posted, what the heck where
 did they come from? I'm gonna post them without reading them]
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 @user-78 
 
 ah but if you increase it then I might be able to actually finish a thought,
 wouldn't that be a tragedy xD
 
 @user-91
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--- #16 fediverse/4799 ---
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 just compiled my digital writing and apparently I've written about 60,000
 lines of 80 characters :ms_confused:
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 what if it was a constitutional amendment that all measures of law enforcement
 must be done with parity of force
 
 well, that's a heuristic for being right, but not an uncommon one among the
 out of sight.
 
 [I'm confusing because I have no idea how to best use me]
 
 oh uh, yeah it uh aligns towards being "right" which we think means being
 "true". and it does this by giving unlimited potential interactions where a
 rational being could be convinced to be wrong. owning weapons and knowing how
 to use them (not just storing them for safekeeping) is an invitation for equal
 force, but to all an even and replete interaction. "
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--- #18 fediverse/4676 ---
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 ... but I needed to choose lawful-good at character creation in order to play
 a paladin.
 
 the guard looks at you with confusion, decides you're hallucinating and
 dangerous (because of the sword) and forcibly detains you
 
 wait, what did you think I was going to say? Did you think I was going to
 advocate for crimes on a public forum?? what am I a gopher? do you take me for
 a lemur in jamaica? am I truly so triceratops to you that you'd think I'd do
 something so washing machine? Get real, I'd never byzantium my way into such a
 utterly coherent and clearly intentional and not at all arcane situation.
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 > <@gabrilend:matrix.org> What if we... Ballots, bodies, militia and?
 
 What if we 🥺🥹 took all the bullies from high school 😈👺 and gave
 them all the power 🎩 🏭 by failing them upward ⬆️ 📈 instead of
 addressing their mental health issues 🧠 💖
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 me to my cat: "don't eat so much that you puke, okay?"
 
 me to me: "yeah I can take on another task, I'm almost done with this one and
 then I'll just do that one and maybe this one'll get back to me at the same
 time as this one which conflicts with this other thing so maybe I'll just
 puke, okay?"
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