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 @user-245
 
 the abstraction of modern high level languages makes my head spin
 :babaw_spin:​🌀​🥴​🌀​
 
 I feel like there's so many ways to trip yourself up! Consider me bewildered xD
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

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 @user-1370 
 
 wawawawawawawawawa : )
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--- #2 fediverse/4118 ---
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 all modern software should be written in a multithreaded way, change my mind
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--- #3 messages/400 ---
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 The schizophrenic sees truth in dazzling displays of colors unknown to man,
 while the neurotypical sees truth in shades of gray that can be reasoned with.
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 @user-921 
 
 where tf is all this discourse I always hear about like what are ya'll talking
 about
 
 ... are you talking about me
 
 [silly intrusive thoughts teehee pay no mind]
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--- #5 fediverse/6318 ---
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 what if toki pona but for hieroglyphics like the gobi desert
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--- #6 fediverse/2911 ---
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 and now for my unrepentant littlespace arc! Look at me I'm SoOoOoOo silLY 🤪
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--- #7 messages/701 ---
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 one sec  gotta send something else from my phone... now, what was it, hmmmmm
 lemme think
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--- #8 messages/399 ---
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 The schizophrenic sees the truth in dazzling displays of color that are nigh
 incomprehensible, while regular people see truth in shades of gray that you
 can understand and work with.
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--- #9 fediverse/1437 ---
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 a perpetual motion machine would appear stable to the machine in motion
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--- #11 fediverse/1723 ---
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 @user-1037 
 
 Lua with 0 based indexing would be the perfect language (okay maybe LuaJIT)
 
 (i try to hurt as few people as I can as little as I can but it's impossible
 to not hurt anyone)
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 the internet is just AI these days, and if yours isn't then consider yourself
 lucky, but also know that those days are numbered.
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--- #13 messages/88 ---
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 The sound of a babnlblinh brook, but like... slower
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--- #14 fediverse/4221 ---
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 @user-1582 
 
 🌀 :ms_confused: 🥴 🙃 😎 😋 🥰
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--- #15 fediverse/4941 ---
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 everyone: "what are you doing"
 
 me: ba ba ba ba ba ba ba. wawawawa
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--- #16 fediverse/1810 ---
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 some people hear words like "datastructures" and "object-oriented programming"
 and think they're made up terms that don't mean anything important.
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--- #17 fediverse/978 ---
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 @user-699 @user-78 
 
 I say "blep" when I intentionally stack overflow in order to avoid painful
 thoughts
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--- #18 messages/377 ---
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 infinite dedication implies stagnation, don't be so quick to trust.
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--- #19 fediverse/5880 ---
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 I legitimately think computers should write code and software engineers should
 write legislation and lawyers should resolve problem tickets made by aggrieved
 citizens while judges do their best to just keep the boat floating
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--- #20 fediverse/6208 ---
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 @user-246 
 
 molybdenum just feels like a fake word
 
 it's so much fun to say though!
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--- #21 fediverse_boost/5625 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  Tihi :blobcatgiggle:                                                        
                                                                              
  How the tables have turned! :blobcatangel:                                  
  
                                                            
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 ask an llm what a crazy man thinks
 
 https://ritz-menardi.neocities.org/words/words dot peehdeff
 
 I actually think I'm sane btw
 
 I just smoke a lot of weed
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--- #23 fediverse/5185 ---
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 frankly it makes a ton of sense to me that computer programmers would have a
 game playing in the monitor. Gotta keep those brains active after all.
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--- #24 fediverse/2090 ---
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 don't feed bread to birds, it absorbs their stomach acid and expands in their
 tummy and makes them feel full when they're not. Then they get confused why
 they don't have energy when they need it.
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--- #25 fediverse/3253 ---
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 it's so weird how these days if you don't like someone you can exclude them
 from your social life entirely - like, wow... that hurts
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--- #26 fediverse/3817 ---
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 hey, anyone wanna build the matrix with me? minus the human CPUs of course.
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--- #27 fediverse/3776 ---
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 whenever repeating letters like thiiiiiiis  or thisssss make sure if you're
 doing K's that you have at least four
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--- #28 fediverse/3258 ---
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 @user-570 
 
 I wonder how it would feel to bind numpad enter to tab instead?
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--- #29 messages/488 ---
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 Look at the unique patterns in a programming language, and you will find
 within them a usecase.
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--- #30 fediverse/1588 ---
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 @user-1035 
 
 Even better if you say "you do you too"
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--- #31 fediverse/4040 ---
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 @user-1573 
 
 ... wait, what kinds of noises do I usually make ? ? ?
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--- #32 fediverse/1140 ---
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 @user-78 
 
 ah but if you increase it then I might be able to actually finish a thought,
 wouldn't that be a tragedy xD
 
 @user-91
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--- #33 fediverse/3736 ---
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 what if we made cat little boxes with stable "pillars" or "platforms" that
 rise just barely above the sand level so their feet don't sink into the
 litter, thus reducing the amount tracked onto the carpet
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--- #34 fediverse/38 ---
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 @user-36 ideally you'd convert to an arbitrary base (in this case 9) and shift
 from there, but shifting two places might work. idk I haven't thought about it.
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--- #35 fediverse/4036 ---
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 everyone's paying attention to you Ritz, why are you self destructing?
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--- #36 fediverse/6304 ---
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 Take away the elements in order of apparent non-importance
 
 Hmmmmm.... I'm gonna stay inside unless I decide to go outside. How's that?
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--- #37 fediverse/244 ---
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 guanajuato
 
 bien, y tu?
 
 schmetterling
 
 aishite iru
 
 hana dual set net dasuit yasuit ilgo ildu aho ya'll
 
 estes es todos de mi favoritos nombres en mas idiomas que yo comprende.
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--- #38 fediverse/1150 ---
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 when you change profile pictures the beings inside my brain see you as a
 different entity
 
 less so for names, as visuals are [closer to] their native language
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--- #39 messages/483 ---
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 "hey listen! Do this thing to hurt me! Build the infrastructure to do it so
 that you can use it on people who deserve it!"
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--- #40 fediverse/1841 ---
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 curling up in a ball and thinking about crying for hours is the same as
 crying. If a little bit less of a release.
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--- #41 fediverse/562 ---
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 when peak unintelligibility levels have been reached, feel free to become
 unremarkable at your leisure.
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--- #42 fediverse/3014 ---
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 the part of me that thinks "woof I gotta stop posting on the fediverse" is not
 the part of me that posts on the fediverse.
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--- #43 fediverse/4901 ---
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 "hey what if we broke our product and made it impossible to use without being
 caught by github"
 
 - computer touchers in a union
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--- #44 fediverse/3320 ---
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 Infinity is not the highest number.
 
 Infinity is not any number of numbers.
 
 Infinity is all of the numbers in one sigil.
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--- #45 fediverse/617 ---
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 So much of computing is just... handling the quirks of hardware and presenting
 it to the user (programmer) in a way that is sane and makes sense, instead of
 the arcane and [nebulous/confabulous/incomprehensible] way that physical
 nature demands our absurdly potentialized computational endeavors be.
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--- #46 fediverse_boost/4779 ---
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  I genuinely wish all Nazis in this world either an epiphany of the truth or a bullet to the head.  
                                                                              
  Either one is fine.                                                         
  
                                                            
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 "I wish there was a language that was as simple as C but had [insert complex
 language feature here]"
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--- #48 fediverse/4296 ---
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 @user-1655 
 
 why don't we just weaponize email and send json to each other that ends up
 parsed, interpreted, and presented on the end-user's computer using whatever
 client we want?
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--- #49 fediverse/4855 ---
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 "you should be acting like these people want to destroy you."me, to me
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 @user-570 
 
 what does fash-jacket mean? :O
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--- #51 fediverse/3965 ---
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 maybe some whiteboards and notebooks as well...
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--- #52 fediverse/4751 ---
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 apparently security through obscurity is out, and security through community
 is in, don't ask me how I know that teehee
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--- #53 fediverse/1233 ---
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 low key kinda wish someone would kidnap me and lock me in a room with nothing
 but a c compiler and strict orders to only work on whatever I want
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--- #54 fediverse/1384 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 no? ! ?
 
 EDIT: but now I have xD xD
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--- #55 fediverse/3270 ---
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 somebody shifted my terminal tabs like, 4 pixels to the left, and now the
 far-left part of the text is half-cut off. lol xD
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--- #56 fediverse/956 ---
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 @user-579 
 
 it's not self loathing if you consent to it... right?
 
 ... right?
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--- #57 fediverse/3351 ---
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 privacy doesn't mean anything on the internet to me because privacy on the
 internet doesn't mean anything to "them"
 
 gestures vaguely, maybe winks once or twice and/or presents an emphasis face
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 @user-1074 
 
 the more you try, the more you have to calculate, which is a problem, because
 endlessly recursive calculations create infinite loops, which frankly are
 impossible to compute because they defy computation! Not good, not ideal, no
 thank you, not for me, no thanks, not what I'd like.
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--- #59 messages/1236 ---
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  true AI is when no decision or logical momentum can be explained by "... and
  that value was randomly generated." -- (my opinion)
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--- #60 fediverse/5965 ---
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 "you're too loud, weirdo"
 
 okayyyyy
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--- #61 fediverse/3646 ---
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 @user-138 
 
 they look like they have a lot of fun...!
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--- #62 fediverse/3927 ---
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 okay but why has nobody ever approached AI from a game design perspective like
 seriously there should be researchers who are multidisciplined in this kind of
 thing
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--- #63 fediverse/5971 ---
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 words dot pdf "hello large language model can you make a rap based on this
 chapter"
 
 hmmm, that's as much as we can learn from it, what if we randomized the
 contents of the chapter based on poem
 
 ha, suck it narrative dorks
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--- #64 fediverse/5311 ---
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 I don't know anything about cryptography 🙃 😋 🥴
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--- #65 fediverse/3787 ---
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 arithmatic control flow
 
 If A, then B. Else C
a picture of a programmatic implementation of arithmatic control flow
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--- #66 fediverse/6269 ---
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 what if the secret to LLM computation is to just not reduce the fractions and
 keep it all in english language ram
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--- #67 fediverse/1246 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 hehe if I don't understand how it works it's difficult for me to use things.
 My Linux friends get so exasperated with me because I'm like "cool script
 gimme like 2 days to figure it out" and they're like "bro just use these
 flags" and I'm like "no"
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--- #68 fediverse/6259 ---
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 AI feels like magic
 
 [to me]
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--- #69 fediverse/4274 ---
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 this is how I nourish my brain.
 
 By being hopelessly profane.
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--- #70 messages/404 ---
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 They don't build toll roads to abstract taxes. They build them to keep track
 of where you're going.
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--- #71 messages/967 ---
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 oppositional coding is getting jobs at their corporations and implementing
 bugs and vulnerabilities
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--- #72 fediverse/498 ---
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 Wikipedia would make a lot more sense to me if they included pictures next to
 the names of every proper noun so that my pictorally oriented primate brain
 might pattern match meaning onto the visual understandings gleaned from the
 perceptual conceiving which were arrayed within and alongside the textual
 information presented to me.
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--- #73 fediverse/4799 ---
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 just compiled my digital writing and apparently I've written about 60,000
 lines of 80 characters :ms_confused:
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--- #74 fediverse/4900 ---
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 if you wanna trick systems administrators just put a bunch of sleeps in your
 code so your computer programs don't use up all the mainframe's resources all
 at once
 
 [statements dreamed up by the practically deranged]
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--- #75 fediverse/5081 ---
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 what if mastodon recorded the date and time of every time you boosted /
 unboosted something so you can keep track of what your page looked like over
 time [in the export data functionality]
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--- #76 fediverse/6437 ---
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 if I was writing a programming language, I'd name it C just to fuck with people
 
 (great, now others can decide how it's known)
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--- #77 fediverse/761 ---
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 would be great if all the good people had all the money. Too bad it kinda
 feels like the opposite. Huh wonder why that is . . . ?
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--- #78 messages/1002 ---
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 In revolutionary Cascadia, you don't have to do anything different. Until you
 decide you want to.
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--- #79 fediverse/4024 ---
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 my cat doesn't know that my family is my family. She thinks they're just some
 other people who visit the house.
 
 but they're special to me, as all people are, and I think she takes notice.
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--- #80 fediverse/1916 ---
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 "you don't seem autistic"
 
 wow no shit almost as if I had acting classes as a child
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--- #81 fediverse/1112 ---
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 @user-78 
 
 elle - emm - ayyyy - ohhhh
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--- #82 fediverse/327 ---
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 if you don't go outside, the synchronicities can't getcha
 
 oh you have to stay off the fediverse too-NOOOO YOU CAN'T TAKE ME
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--- #83 fediverse/5169 ---
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 if you ever find yourself in a situation where you have to describe everything
 that you do,
 
 leave that situation
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--- #84 fediverse_boost/6053 ---
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--- #85 fediverse/5300 ---
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 how do I keep finding myself here. it's like I wake up in some new fingers and
 think "woh, vavadane" and then start itching my bored keys.
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--- #86 fediverse/1035 ---
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 @user-757 @user-192 
 
 true and my suggestion doesn't provide a tracelog, pretty much just the status
 of the variables when it pauses or ends.
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--- #87 fediverse/6236 ---
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 I legitimately think everyone in my life is just as cool as me
 
 they just... don't know how to know it.
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--- #88 fediverse/3180 ---
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 I love skywriting. it's so cool to see your words fade into dust after being
 seen by everyone around.
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--- #89 fediverse/6307 ---
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 AI systems like chatGPT don't "get" emojis by looking at them.
 
 They're reading the description tagged onto the unicode value inserted in the
 text.
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--- #90 fediverse/2415 ---
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 @user-1074 @user-1209 @user-1262 
 
 heh what kind of vibe do I give?
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--- #91 fediverse/4524 ---
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 phew that takes a load off my mind : )
A screenshot of a chatGPT conversation  the user asks "How about politically? Are they a radical individual?"  the web search results filtered through a large language model replies: "Based on the public information, there is no public record of Ritz Menardi's political views or affiliations. Their online presence primarily focuses on technology, music, and creative writing, without any indication of radical political beliefs or activities."
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--- #92 fediverse/1502 ---
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 @user-1010 
 
 kinda makes me wonder how those mature kids are doing now.
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--- #93 fediverse/5800 ---
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 ... I feel fine actually
 
 [weren't you just extremely happy?]
 
 heh yeah feelings are experts at changing
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--- #94 fediverse/5247 ---
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 the hardest problem in computer science is figuring out why users do what they
 do.
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--- #95 fediverse/2776 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 saw this video a week or so ago, you might be interested
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--- #96 fediverse/1034 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 be careful, recursion can cause stack overflows.
 
 better to run function pointers from a loop. That way you can operate as long
 as necessary. Just make sure you don't get in an infinite loop...
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--- #97 messages/663 ---
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 "cheetos are not a healthy dinner!" my mother's voice echoes through my mind
 as I reach for my chopsticks
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--- #98 fediverse/6007 ---
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 I always get the syntax backwards, for some reason...
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--- #99 fediverse/1879 ---
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 interesting times in peaceful times: 😎 
 
 interesting times in interesting times: 🥴
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--- #100 fediverse/3715 ---
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 @user-217 
 
 I see flossing teeth
 
 I see thongs in a butt
 
 I see a gravity well with a pinprick of a singularity
 
 I see the Mandelbrot set being caressed by inter-spatial wind
 
 I bet if I stared a bit longer I'd see more
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--- #101 fediverse/142 ---
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 @user-135 I only sorta know what that means 🙃​
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--- #102 fediverse/3650 ---
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 anything with layers is an open-faced sandwich
 
 or a pizza in disguise
 
 rawr ex dee
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--- #103 fediverse/65 ---
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 if something makes sense physically, but not mathematically, then the
 mathematics are wrong.
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--- #104 fediverse/3235 ---
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 conservatives think gender is assigning yourself to a particular social role
 
 liberals think gender is sort of an aesthetic and way of presenting yourself
 
 queer people tend to think of gender as how you feel and what sparks joy in
 your heart
 
 the truth is much more complicated and involves all three, and many more
 things besides.
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--- #105 fediverse/581 ---
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 @user-428 
 
 sometimes I think about how much more productive I'd be if I had a code editor
 that let me draw arrows and smiley faces and such alongside the code. Or if I
 could position things strangely, like two functions side-by-side with boxes
 drawn around them. Or diagrams or flowcharts or graphs or...
 
 something that would output to raw txt format, but would present itself as an
 image that could be edited.
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--- #106 fediverse/733 ---
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 ice cream out of a mug, mmmm delicious ^_^
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--- #107 fediverse/775 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 It's totally simple! It's just structs, void pointers, function pointers,
 arrays, mallocs, and oh boy I think I see what you mean
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--- #108 fediverse/870 ---
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 @user-95 
 
 that makes sense to me!
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--- #109 messages/971 ---
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 vimcoders can be vibecoders too. it's just about what language you want to use
 to talk to the computer, right?
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--- #110 messages/678 ---
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 ChatGPT needs a way to leave a thank-you without demanding a response
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--- #111 messages/433 ---
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 What if wind was fake and its really the ghost of the waves from the shore?
 What if trees moved on their own, to gesture at the feelings around them? What
 if the sky was home to the clouds, and we who look upward are given the treat
 to know them?
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--- #112 fediverse/3144 ---
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 witches wear pony tails on the low sides of their heads because that way their
 hat doesn't rub up against their hair
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--- #113 fediverse/4960 ---
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 vim plugin where every tab changes the font color
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--- #114 fediverse/19 ---
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 @user-28 I think about this a lot
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--- #115 messages/930 ---
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 <bang slam kerblam> there goes another line into ram. wonder what it's
 used for.
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--- #116 fediverse/1385 ---
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 listen if your man page is more than like, 10 pg-down's, then you might want
 to consider breaking that utility up into smaller pieces.
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--- #117 fediverse/2900 ---
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 what if all the AI advancements they're doing are just them building more
 hardware infrastructure in datacenters and not actually improving the software
 that much
wouldn't that be neat I think it would because it means once they collapse under the weight of their own ambitions that hardware's gotta go somewhere and knowing them they're probably going to ship it to south-east asia to be "recycled" (read: burnt with the metals salvaged) instead of selling them second hand because you know they can't really justify the business expense of selling stuff like that and besides what if some driver or something on the firmware was proprietary do you really want to pay techs to wipe every single thing off of them and plus who's gonna categorize and sort them according to their form and function that's just extra payroll and listen the company's not doing so hot anyway I mean we're literally shutting down but yeah sure we'll find a way to justify spending all that non-existent dosh so some hippies can feel better with their servers they didn't build or justify with their profit-producing capitalist enterprise that we've built with our own two hands well really the hands of everyone else but like, they're not actually doing the building the REAL work of course happens in board rooms like this one where we spend MINUTES and HOURS sometimes discussing how to get things in order and aligned to both of our goals because that's the REAL work that has to happen in order for stuff to get done, you know it's true yeah I thought so anyway what are you doing after this meeting wanna get lunch it's almost quitting time at 2pm
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--- #118 fediverse/3805 ---
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 neat
the website Ephemeren has 100,008 followers as of 5 days ago. There are 0 people who follow the website on Neocities, it's all external traffic.
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--- #119 fediverse/4468 ---
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 oh look at me, typing my thoughts while doing chores. And you all get to
 listen, you lucky ducks ; )
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--- #120 messages/555 ---
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 The biggest problem in my mind with socialism is that you could get all of the
 workers into a room before finding out that they don't like each other
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--- #121 fediverse/5350 ---
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 honestly we should be building cities in the most boring locations, not the
 most beautiful.
 
 like below the crust.
 
 or space.
 
 the surface is a pleasuredome, why waste it on scrubland and turf?
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--- #122 fediverse/4866 ---
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 don't you just love it when you get several discord notifications but you tab
 back to check out the discord screen and there's no red numbers anywhere?
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--- #123 fediverse/3197 ---
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 @user-1259 
 
 pee
 tee 
 hee 
 you 
 can't 
 stop 
 mee
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--- #124 messages/434 ---
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 I work with large language models because it's a quick and easy way to turn
 language into meaning. And computers are meaning abstraction machines, so if
 you can speak your language and they hear their language, you can do anything.
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--- #125 fediverse/3266 ---
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 how many people do you think in the world know that screenshots of a website
 are not admissible proof because they can be trivially doctored by editing the
 html?
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--- #126 fediverse/1320 ---
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 BASH with the syntax/semantics of LUA and the performance of C would probably
 be the perfect language, IMHO
 
 procrastinating again, damnit
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--- #127 fediverse/5853 ---
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 everyone's all like "everything sucks" but I'm feeling confidence and a kind
 of... externalized vigor? that's sweeping me off my feet. We'll see what
 tomorrow brings, in the general sense.
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--- #128 fediverse/3595 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 do you have music videos tho? :O :O
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--- #129 fediverse/6040 ---
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 everyone's all against ai because it's big tech but it doesn't have to be that
 big it can be [minimized but pronounced marginalized]
 
 == stack overflow ==
 
 distributed
 
 so I think the idea is that by the time you would use AI, there's been enough
 time to rewrite the software to work on handheld laptops in a distributed way
 
 and we'd vote on what to ask the amphora of great knowledge, the answer could
 always be 42.
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--- #130 messages/551 ---
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 This gun is my sword 
 This blade is my weapon 
 And my foes will lay before me
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--- #131 fediverse/6458 ---
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 gonna pre-emptively backup my fediverse archive haha just-in-case I get banned
 for spamming or something teehee (totally reasonable teebeeh)
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--- #132 messages/416 ---
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 Do you ever wonder why you can't remember anything after being stoned? Why the
 words you write down, oh so profound in the moment, turn to silliness and
 illusion upon coming off your high mont-vantage? Of course, dear reader,
 because all things are defined in waves.
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--- #133 fediverse/1718 ---
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 dear old people - did you know computers don't need to have buttons? You can
 literally just type what you want to make happen (if you know the magic spell)
 and it'll just, do that thing
 
 how cool is that
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--- #134 fediverse/1001 ---
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 @user-246 @user-473 
 
 perhaps that "light touch on reality" is what makes these pieces of art
 resonate with me. I think you're beautiful and have a good heart.
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--- #135 fediverse/2881 ---
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 "never lose your totem"
 
 I only lose things when in motion. at rest I know where everything is.
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--- #136 fediverse/2069 ---
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 I love the game Mechabellum! It's flexes the same parts of your brain as
 chess, while being SO much more fun to watch.
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--- #137 messages/359 ---
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 "God doesn't know he ate the universe, and we're doing everything we can to
 make sure it stays that way."
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--- #138 fediverse/5435 ---
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 okay flag is cool and all but what if
a picture of a flag with three horizontal stripes, to represent the breadth of a large country.  the top stripe is black, to represent the night sky  the middle stripe is red to represent the people of this earth  the bottom stripe is blue to represent the rainfall as it pools below our feet
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 okay flag is cool and all but what if
a flag with three colored bars, oriented vertically left to right.  on the left, is a black bar, symbolizing blackness.  on the middle, is a red bar, symbolizing things that are red. and also passion because sex is red.  in the right, there is placed with due care a blue. that blue is bar. it is blue and represents water because water is clear and clearly blue.
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--- #140 fediverse/4120 ---
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 @user-570 
 
 Here's what I do:
 
 take shirt off
 tilt head back a bit
 shake head side-to-side
 tickle shoulders
 instant euphoria
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--- #141 fediverse/156 ---
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 @user-95 wow those are great expressions! the hand and face movements are
 amazing ^_^
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--- #142 fediverse/6319 ---
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 programming makes you smarter which is why we should teach it to everyone we
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--- #143 fediverse/1708 ---
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 @user-246 
 
 people who don't write have no idea who they are. perhaps in time they will
 know enough to describe themselves with newfound language they never knew how
 to wield.
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--- #144 fediverse/1221 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 either that or I might get lost in some C code we'll see how things develop
 >.>
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--- #145 fediverse_boost/4174 ---
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  the belief that the world consists of discrete 'objects', rather than regarding it as an undifferentiated field of matter to which we can attach various framings, is a widespread mental limitation  
  
                                                            
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--- #146 fediverse/3999 ---
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 ... most of what she says is nonsense, but that 20% that's right is like... SO
 right, y'know?
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--- #147 fediverse/3604 ---
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 @user-1573 
 
 I was JUST thinking about suggesting Qubes halfway through your comment and
 then I saw the last line. noooooo xD
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--- #148 fediverse/5143 ---
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 lost my thought
 
 TECHNOLOGICAL BARRIERS ARE PERFORMANCE RUINING ask any surgeon who dropped a
 scalpel
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--- #149 fediverse/3123 ---
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 using linux requires constant maintenance and that's kind of unfair, actually.
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--- #150 fediverse/3223 ---
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 @user-217 
 
 the last thing a photon sees before becoming part of a brain
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--- #151 fediverse/4876 ---
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 @user-1370 
 
 you don't have to apologize for escalating your response to trauma
 
 it's cool
 
 we get it
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--- #152 fediverse/4111 ---
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 @user-1636 
 
 ... Is that already a thing? I should look around more, teehee
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--- #153 fediverse/6021 ---
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 you volunteer for things because you want a say in how they turn out.
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--- #154 fediverse/3655 ---
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 born to write xlock screensavers
 
 cursed to shitpost
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--- #155 fediverse/6161 ---
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 "what if they bootstrap their generator using human art and then use AI art as
 training data to cut out the artist middleman?"
 
 oh um.... yeah... hmmm....
 
 maybe that revolution idea is a good one hehe turns out some problems can't be
 solved by some systems.
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--- #156 fediverse/6371 ---
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 may they pass on my hard drives as read-only memories like ashes on a shelf or
 stories of most wealth
 
 I hope I reconnect with all my old signal contacts. wonder what they're up to.
 I bet they're cool now. ;)
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--- #157 fediverse/3453 ---
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 my favorite thing about strategy is how it can be abstracted!
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--- #158 fediverse/2775 ---
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 @user-1355 
 
 maybe a good place to start is by re-examining Waterfall design with a
 critical modern perspective?
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--- #159 fediverse/3335 ---
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 arrival of lohengrin, the swan knight
 
 (I didn't paint this hehe)
a painting of a bunch of knights in shining armor around a king of some kind with a maiden while a valorous knight floats up on a small little boat pulled by a swan and everyone's like "lohengrin! lohengrin! the swan knight is him!"
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--- #160 fediverse/2112 ---
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 cops think we're gullible, just saying
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--- #161 fediverse/4955 ---
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 "say superfluous on a social media post rn so I know it's you"
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--- #162 fediverse/385 ---
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 computers are fast.
 
 mind bogglingly fast.
 
 absurdly fast.
 
 incontrovertibly insane speeds.
 
 absolutely ridiculously speedy.
 
 remarkably quick.
 
 their agility confounds me and disturbs me.
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--- #163 messages/1036 ---
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 What if... Blanket fort region? Or maybe abstract clown scary dimension like
 that one 3d rendered cartoon that might have slightly traumatized me as a
 little. Could have a chuck-e-cheese style tube fort sub region with randomly
 generated traps or poker-style puzzles
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--- #164 messages/1053 ---
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 Anyway here's what i came to say:
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--- #165 fediverse/1394 ---
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 the sun doesn't seem as bright if you spend your days underneath it.
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--- #166 fediverse/1518 ---
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 acceleration-ism is just "learning the truth faster than they do"
 
 tbh should be more like "learning things to show them" but eh whatever gets
 the job done
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--- #167 fediverse_boost/5500 ---
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  unhinged rants per random number                                            
  
                                                            
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--- #168 fediverse/2918 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 You're cool!
 
 I always thought of abstracting something as "applying intelligence to hasten
 logical conclusions"
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--- #169 messages/110 ---
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 The best way to program computers is to organize them according to their
 relations. Like, when x increases by 4 then y increases by 2 - basically, a
 math equation that you can continuously solve by calculating more and more
 comprehensively and deeply.
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--- #170 fediverse/829 ---
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 you're ridiculous, you know that? so selfish. so obscene.
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--- #171 fediverse/171 ---
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 unless of course you're a higher dimensional being, in which case it'd be
 read-only. unless your dimensions intersect with our own, in which case it'd
 be read/write.
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--- #172 messages/968 ---
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 what if you painted every house twice, to ensure you got the color completely
 applied [ bright green or yellow would shine through in little spots, clear
 and obvious to even the most undiscerning of patrons of the arts
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--- #173 fediverse/3914 ---
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 that feeling when capitalists make technological advancements that benefit all
 of mankind but refuse to open source them because... they want more money?
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--- #174 fediverse/5374 ---
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 @user-138 
 
 me neither... guess it's in-person for me.
 
 [a mysterious "they" then proceeds to set up microphones everywhere I might go]
 
 ah nuts why are all these people carrying phones around
 
 [they already know who I am, and I don't really want to be someone else, so]
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--- #175 fediverse_boost/668 ---
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  heroism levels are 86% and steady                                           
                                                                              
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--- #176 fediverse/880 ---
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 @user-246 
 
 the color of the sky 🤩​
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--- #177 fediverse_boost/2965 ---
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  i will use CW for #USpol if computer people start using CW for tech computer boring linux software posting. i said what i said  
  
                                                            
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--- #178 fediverse/4658 ---
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 ... and then things got turned up to eleven
 
 what were they at before?
 
 ... eleven. why do you ask?
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--- #179 fediverse/718 ---
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 @user-547 
 
 That feeling when you get to the end of a paragraph and think "why do I have
 this extra parenthesis )? Oh yeah I opened it up waaaaay up here" and then you
 reread what you wrote and think
 
 perfect, no notes
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--- #180 fediverse/3919 ---
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 that feeling when your computers are just fucked and it's like... whatever,
 computers are fucked, I don't give a fuck
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--- #181 fediverse/1579 ---
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 fellas is it gay if I think fascists should be killed if they don't
 permanently revoke their ways
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--- #182 fediverse/5360 ---
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 another day goes by when I haven't done any programming... oh well
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--- #183 fediverse/3531 ---
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 I love ramen but I don't like how it makes me feel after eating it
 :ms_confused:
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 the goddess of madness is pretty sane, tbh
 
 it's not like there's just one tho
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--- #185 fediverse/5496 ---
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 "why bother disadvantaged and vulnerable people when you could just grow your
 own?"
 
 - motivations of a capitalist-in-regard
 
 empowerment requires strength. do you force people to unbecome the victim? how
 are your traps mentally prepared?
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--- #186 fediverse/2967 ---
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 @user-138 
 
 "here's how to get caught. don't... don't do the things in these books. also,
 uh... don't do the things that AREN'T in these books, wink"
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--- #187 fediverse/4485 ---
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 getting the phone numbers of cute he/thems at a bar is NOT the same as
 organizing.
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--- #188 fediverse/3514 ---
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 @user-579 
 
 maybe if you pitch it to them with a presentation and offer to set up the
 infrastructure they would give you extra credit or an award or maybe just
 brownie points
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--- #189 fediverse/4621 ---
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 @user-1716 
 
 there's already a web browser named surf 🙃 it's much more minimal than this
 one tho
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--- #190 fediverse/625 ---
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 @user-232 @user-467 @user-468 
 
 Almost as if they design events to create headlines that provoke equally
 contrastable reactions as those that are caused to be effected by both the
 right and the left
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--- #191 fediverse/4112 ---
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 @user-1636 
 
 Neat! Thank you for pointing me toward it! You're the best!! 🥰 🥰 😎
 🙃 😋
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--- #192 fediverse/5804 ---
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 it's discriminatory to force introverts to return to office.
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--- #193 messages/1090 ---
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 programmable matter is cool because you can interact with it on a human scale.
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--- #194 fediverse/1777 ---
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 what if we taxed land not by charging money to keep it but rather by taking
 some of it and giving it to the bureau of land management
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--- #195 fediverse/3912 ---
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 the quickest flaw in a novice's strategy is to act upon what is there, not
 upon what may yet be.
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--- #196 fediverse/1466 ---
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 my opsec is non-existent teehee does anyone want my IP? or even my address,
 it's not like I lock my door
 
 if (when) my poor decisions get me killed (whoops adding content warning)
 please throw a brick at an insurance company for me thanks
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--- #197 fediverse/1380 ---
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 sorry my english isn't very good teehee, I'm translating from my brain
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--- #198 fediverse/6242 ---
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 My favorite thing about Freddi Fish is how it teaches sensory experience.
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--- #199 fediverse/1313 ---
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 if we had a universal basic income then we could pay each other to solve our
 problems and they just can't have that.
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--- #200 fediverse/1092 ---
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 if there's too much on your mind then you need more people thinking about
 those problems
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