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tumblr post titled "this is not for you."  this is a post aimed at me and other people who constantly fall into guilt spirals over all the things they can't do, and feel they should somehow magically be able to do anyway.  For me, and for the others, this is a gentle reminder:  - posts asking for monetary donations are speaking to people who *have* money. not your broke ass, still worrying about how to buy food for next month.  - posts asking you to care about [extreme injustice of the day] are speaking to people who HAVE energy to care. not you, hanging onto your sanity by the fingernails.  and, most importantly: posts telling you that you are horrible/cheap/awful/rude/unworthy/unlikable if you don't pay/reblog/signal boost/care? those posts can die in a fucking fire.  too long; didn't listen: posts asking for shit you are not physically or mentally able to give?  THOSE POSTS ARE NOT FOR YOU.
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

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 On reddit, a good comment will often get 50+ upvotes, sometimes up in the
 hundreds.
 
 10ish is generally pretty good too, especially for smaller subreddits.
 
 0 or 1 or 3 means only a few people saw it.
 
 On Mastodon, 3 different likes on 3 different posts means you're on a hot
 streak and gotta keep posting!!
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 @user-419 
 
 my guess is it's a product of the neuro-muscular capabilities we developed
 when sneaking through the underbrush or the balance gained from balancing on
 fallen tree trunks.
 
 that mixed with all the practice we have carrying cups in our childhood that
 we don't even remember. Children are prone to spilling mugs, but if they do it
 enough eventually they'll get tired of being wet. So their neural pathways
 align, and before you know it they can balance it on their noses if they'd
 like. Though it hardly ever gets that far teehee, usually it's just enough to
 be, in the dark, with a warm cup of tea.
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 that feeling when a random stranger buys your lunchroom a pizza                  │
 that feeling when something you didn't ask for is poisoned                       │
 that feeling when something you did ask for is poisoned                          │
 mutual collective solidarity is impossible so long as people are unkind toward   │
 which is why society is as family                                                │
 for someone is always eying the watering hole.                                   │
 "are we truly as unalike as brothers? there's five of me on your island! we're   │
 just isolated instantiations of the same cultural patterns, how different        │
 could we [get/be]? suddenly everyone has similar digital neighbors (wow a new    │
 society? ha far from it, we just hang out with people who like the same things   │
 that we do.) wow, so alienating. I know! Ah but hey a little bit of isolation    │
 lets us get a new perspective on our [, but pronounced weeds]                    │
 steeeeretch, I feel satisfied and sane. "owch I hurt my finger, why is this      │
 game so insane" grrrrr says the hungry lion-tiger-bears, I wish I had a bit of   │
 courage. Then I wouldn't be hungry anymore, says the lion-tiger-bears. oh        │
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 if your life's folly was purely based on your desire to create a following,
 you'd try harder.
 but it's not hard. you just have to be yourself.
 
 it's hard to be yourself! what if you have other selves??
 
 I have three. I'm a trinity. gee isn't it nice to know multiplicity?
 
 hence, the loss of self, the slowly timededly decompilation -- stack overflow
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 thinking back to when in the 2010s a fried chicken restaurant claimed to "hate
 gay people" so that democrats wouldn't shop there.
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 Game designers should reward players for playing multiplayer games, not for
 being good at playing multiplayer games.
 
 They should still have a ranking, and matchmake against similarly skilled
 foes, while also putting high level players amongst low level players
 occasionally (and fairly, so maybe one on each team "smurf" style) in order to
 both teach the low level players and let the high level player have catharsis.
 
 When players are rewarded for being good, they stop playing the game to enjoy
 it. That's fine, but both pickup games and NBA can exist at once and its not
 due to the logistics of organizing a large group of skilled basketball
 players. It's not always about skill.
 
 By rewarding players for the number and quality of games they play, (so, no
 afk-ing or throwing outside of being drunk or whatever) not only can you
 increase engagement but also you encourage low-level and low-skill players to
 compete just as much. Especially if you tell them "hey, we'll match you up
 with people who have similar gameplay habits to you. Give it a bit though
 because the system needs to be calibrated to your particular spirit"
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 you cannot speak on the internet - only ask someone else to share your advice
 and hope.
 
 a spoken word might be overheard
 
 an HTTP packet less so.
 
 at least, not by the common people, no, only the ISP deserves that information.
 
 and, the government, surely, right? because they build the society that the
 corporation rests upon.
 
 "you're makin' a lotta sense, tiny man. here, take this apple I found in some
 kind of knowledge bush."
 
 ... that's a mushroom, steely dan.
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 @user-246 
 
 better than currying yourself in the car, or at the store, or in the park, or
 at your best friend's funeral, or while listening to "smooth jams 1980s"
 playlist they made you back in high school, or when buying more tissues at the
 store because you can't stop crying about the curry you would make together
 or... wait hang on I lost the metaphor
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 trying my darndest not to accelerate any more... this is a good pace, I think.   │
 Here's hoping the liberals catch up.                                             │
 here's the thing. protests are more like festivals where people get to immerse   │
 themselves in political culture rather than efforts to affect meaningful         │
 change. I think that's okay? Let them have festivals.                            │
 Meaningful change comes from the people's presence. Technically they're          │
 present, but they'll be gone tomorrow, so were they ever really there?           │
 Still think it's a good thing. You can get rough numbers of how many people      │
 will eventually be on your side once they're forced to choose between victory    │
 or death. The status quo won't last, and I don't fault them for clinging to it   │
 while begging for change. It's fucking hard to change. [oops cursing             │
 mentioned, one sec]                                                              │
 I've been very tired lately. Don't know why. Maybe I have a vitamin deficiency   │
 or whatever. Who can say. I'll try to get back on my game for you, but we'll     │
 see if I can do it fast enough.                                                  │
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 shout out to all the people who think being cringe is a personality flaw and
 not an opportunity for growth
 
 ya'll suck and make life difficult in exchange for a brief moment where you
 can savor a feeling of superiority over someone who's living their best life
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 @user-317                                                                        │
 broke: if you deactivate your account on a website like Twitter or Facebook or   │
 whatever it gives that company that owns said website the opportunity to         │
 replace your persona with an LLM that spouts whatever agenda they want advance.  │
 woke: you should post on whatever website people will hear you. Specifically     │
 whichever website that has an audience that consists of the people that you      │
 want to hear.                                                                    │
 bespoke: let's all federate so that we can all decide who we want to trust -     │
 which singular entity we want to trust. Which single point of failure (the       │
 instance moderators) we want to trust to publish the thoughts of our minds       │
 which align to the design of our intentions. Surely there's no way that could    │
 go wrong.                                                                        │
 thing-beyond-bespoke: the only words you can trust are those that are spoken     │
 by the people you care about using physical manifestations that correspond to    │
 auditory expressions that project into your ears using primarily lungs,          │
 tongues, and mouths.                                                             │
 thing-beyond-the-thing-beyond-bespoke: fuck me.                                  │
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 Dude Jack just wants to help you. He knows how much pain you're in because
 he's been there, and he just wants to help you. The same way that you want to
 help him and help others. So... Be helped? Try and do your best every day!
 Your best is what is truly inside, your true self. So be genuine and real, and
 you'll do fine! The trick is to enjoy life and live it. Be good! Trust in
 yourself. It's okay to be hurt and flawed, but don't lash out at others if you
 can! It makes it less likely that you'll be helped.
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 black friday is a test of a market's growth. good year = people feeling 
 comfortable enough to spend their extra money instead of saving it. when they
 feel at ease, they will spend more money - thus predicting and propelling the
 growth of the market that lives on it's own.
 together we guide it, with all of our will and our bones.
 together we'll go, where no one has treaded before now,
 together we'll walk to the future.
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 │For the transgender people that identify and/or vote republican,│
 │what’s it been like for you?                                    │
 │                                                                │
 │Why? Do you have trouble finding politicians?                   │
 │Do you have any guilt?                                          │
 │How do your family react?                                       │
 │How do other LGBT people react?                                 │
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 │My political ideology is different enough from the liberal zeitgeist that
 I   │
 │figured I might as well comment even though I'm not exactly a
 "republican"    │
 │
 │
 │I believe some far left things, and some far right things, and frankly I
 find │
 │the distinction a little arbitrary most of the time. It'd be nice if
 there    │
 │was an easy way to bundle political perspectives into respective boxes
 that   │
 │could be applied in generalized situations, but the real world just
 doesn't   │
 │work like
 that.                                                               │
 │
 │
 │ > Do you have trouble finding
 politicians?                                   │
 │
 │
 │I haven't tried to find any, but I imagine it'd be about as difficult
 as      │
 │finding any other person. If you mean "do you have trouble finding
 politicians│
 │to support" then you should understand that politics is just a
 popularity     │
 │contest. No matter who wins, nothing will really change. I don't support
 any  │
 │politicians.
 │
 │
 │
 │ > Do you have any
 guilt?                                                     │
 │
 │
 │I haven't done anything wrong, as far as I can tell. So
 no?                   │
 │
 │
 │ > How do your family
 react?                                                  │
 │
 │
 │They generally shrug and lump my thoughts into one big pile of stuff
 to       │
 │ignore.
 │
 │
 │
 │ > How do other LGBT people
 react?                                            │
 │
 │
 │I don't go
 outside.                                                           │
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 │What is the “liberal zeitgeist” and what are some examples of    │
 │far right and far left beliefs that you hold, if you don’t mind  │
 │explaining further?                                              │
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 │ > What is the “liberal
 zeitgeist”?                                           │
 │
 │
 │In America, we have two political parties: liberal, and neo-liberal.
 There's  │
 │no denying that liberalism has touched every country in the world, and
 there's│
 │a reason they wear blue jeans in Africa and eat McDonalds in
 Japan.           │
 │
 │
 │ > what are some examples of far left beliefs that you
 hold?                  │
 │
 │
 │I believe in leftist libertarian ideas for economics like workplace
 democracy │
 │and solarpunk style
 idealism.                                                 │
 │
 │
 │I'm against international free trade because I believe it concentrates
 wealth │
 │when we should be focused on building ecologically sustainable
 productive     │
 │capacity across the world. However I also understand that many
 countries      │
 │simply don't have access to certain materials and cannot sustain themselves
 at│
 │a 21st century level without trade. So there's gotta be a middle
 ground       │
 │somewhere, but we're so far to the right that I believe it's alright to
 be    │
 │against international free trade in
 2021.                                     │
 │
 │
 │ > what are some examples of far right beliefs that you
 hold?                 │
 │
 │
 │For culture, I believe we should strive to be united rather than
 fractured.   │
 │Diversity is a form of strength, but we've been incited against our
 countrymen│
 │by the ruling class wielding the media and so we're primed to shatter.
 I      │
 │believe it's of the utmost importance to reconcile our disparate selves
 before│
 │we break. Generally I think the best path for that is patriotism,
 because     │
 │nationality is something that everyone shares. Gotta avoid nationalism
 though,│
 │so that's something to keep in
 mind.                                          │
 │
 │
 │I believe culture is DEscriptive rather than PREscriptive. For example
 I      │
 │believe queer people are as much a part of American culture as
 baseball,      │
 │cowboys, and plinking with a .22 long
 rifle.                                  │
 │
 │
 │If you DESCRIBE a country's culture, you get a picture of what to fight
 for   │
 │and protect. If you PRESCRIBE definitions for what a culture should
 look      │
 │like, then you're applying authoritarian rhetorical structures to what
 should │
 │be a natural evolving organic system of human
 experience.                     │
 │
 │
 │If I had to define my political ideology I'd say it's
 "anti-authoritarian",   │
 │but even that's not quite correct because I acknowledge that on
 average       │
 │people are pretty stupid (myself included) so there's gotta be
 some           │
 │regulation or guidance. All I can say is a prerequisite of ethical
 governance │
 │is for everything to be in
 balance.                                           │
 │
 │
 │Liberty, justice, and freedom for
 all.                                        │
 │
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 rich people should only exist when they care for the things they own and
 accumulate wealth through a lifetime of restrained consumption and temperance.
 
 like, if we actually rewarded the 7 virtues instead of optimizing for ruthless
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 never stop learning
 
 be yourself, but... recognize when "yourself" could be improved
 
 and improve that, over time, when you learn about why you are flawed, and how
 to become better
 
 and when you are improved, relish yourself, savor your accomplishments,
 cherish your heart, and honor those who helped you
 
 be yourself
 
 never stop
 
 but do that which improves you
 
 never stop learning
 
 never stop being
 
 you can get there, wherever there is, but know that what lies between is more
 important than what is on the other side.
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 @user-521 
 
 Reminds me of something I wrote last Tuesday.
 
 All things are defined in waves, and if darkness is all around you then light
 is sure to find you. Perseverance and fortitude is what avails you, when
 you've found yourself in the house of a witch. Or a pleasuredome. Or hell. Or
 any other place where positives (peak of the wave) lures you to negatives
 (damnation, discorporation, sublimination, de-saturation, dessication, etc)
 
 You'll know it when you see it. I'm not talking about joy like you'd find from
 picking a beautiful flower or sharing a gift with another. This is the
 seductive kind, the kind that cuts straight to your soul. Be constant, be
 aware, know your surroundings, and trust that your heart is what delivers you.
 
 "with mind as my guide I let will lead my stride and step forth out in-to my
 own future"
[not enough characters for the entire text of what follows, so I've attached two pictures, each the same visually but with different descriptions, to enable me to work-around the text limit that Mastodon imposes on picture descriptions. Here is the 1st text...]:  Hello, I am a witch.  There's more than one kind of witch, but I promise that I'm the kind you'd like to have around.  There's another kind, however, that is unlike me in kind but I think you'll find is just as rare, and just as tempestuous.  I like to think I am good aligned, perhaps not "good" as in "capable" but "good" as in "benevolent" and "perhaps" as in "unknowable" and "but" as in "desired" and "desired" as in "what I work toward because it's the right thing to do" and "work toward" as in "realized according to the effects of my actions not just by my intentions"  The other kind of witch is the kind that hurts people.  There are many reasons why you might find yourself in the house of such a witch, but all of them are caused by your desire. Take care in the house of a witch such as this, and stay no longer than your time allows.  If you find what you're looking for, get out.  If you're almost out of time, get out.  If you lost something, find it, and then get out.  If you run out of time, and things start to "smear", yell out loud your social security number. If someone's trying to save you, it'll help them know where to put you when you are returned to your body.  [not enough characters, check other picture]  I'm sorry to say, but if things start to smear then life will get a little bit strange. Just a little. Much better to get out beforehand.  If you find yourself tempted while inside a witch's house, abandon what you lost because regaining it comes with a cost.  If you lose sight of your friend, then when you see them again you cannot trust that they are who they claim to be, not inside of the witch's house.  If you lose sight of your friend, trust that they will get out by their own hand, and find what you want and go home.  Unless, of course, your heart is pure, and your friend is what you want back in your life again. Then you will trend toward finding them yet again, so find what you want and get out.  They will try to keep you there, through inaction and professed exhilaration, but generally they'll do what you command. So take them and get out.  There are many reasons why you might find yourself on the path to a witch's house, but none of them are to be repeated. It's more of a life event and less of a venture, so take what you want and go forth.  If you find yourself in my house, take a cookie or a brownie, and please do come again. The house of a witch such as mine is somewhere you'll probably find that love and affection are fonder.
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 what if
 
 semen from rapidly activating seenads secreting from the end of a neovagina
 
 right where the end of the flow goes,
 a place of birth and new sentience.
 
 self-lubricating SRS vaginas
 
 could be achieved with like... implant? maybe? to keep it at the right
 position?
 
 oh no just like.. whenever you masturbate, there ya go, there's a whole bunch
 of goo 'cauze you'r horny.
 
 ... precum? ah it'd probably be the wrong temperature or something, I bet we
 could have an implant or something to help keep it regulated and active at a
 certain concentration in response to certain concentrations of arousal
 chemicals in the blood-brain-barrier.
 
 what if there was a different kind of molecule that carried nutrients to the
 brain
 
 could help erase drunkenness, but not liver failure from drinking alcohol. HOW
 TERRIBLE. I love getting stoned!
 
 ew new gender unlocked
 oh now they want to be a different gender
 gosh you can't just change those with the seasons
 
 campyardgirl, how precious and real. oh she smels weed
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