=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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🖼
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===
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me, sitting in my winter jacket, eating icecream and drinking iced tea,
glancing over at my thermostat that I turned off to save money
"why is it so cold in here"
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--- #2 fediverse/1016 ---
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3n4BPPaaoKc
this is the most patriotic song I know. My mother used to sing it to me as a
child.
Nowhere does it mention capitalism.
#wallstreet-is-an-invasive-regime
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"ugh ramen is so nutritionally empty. Like, okay, dehydrated noodles and salty
powdered broth, what can your body do with that?"
um, make soup?
... sorry I wasn't paying attention, what were you saying?
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Billionaires aren't solving childhood food insecurity.
They have the capacity to, with their essentially endless supply of dollars,
which taste good on rye with a dash of mustard.
But alas, they choose not to.
They CHOOSE to STARVE children. They choose that, by not dedicating their
lives to solving that particular problem.
"oh but like, there's so many problems in the world, how can-" shut the fuck
up, spend the dollars, make it happen, and now there's one fewer billionaire
and one fewer problem in the world. The next one can fix the next problem,
that's why we keep them around, isn't it?
https://mkorostoff.github.io/1-pixel-wealth/
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Internationalize amazon and walmart and you'll have fixed most of the problems
of globalism.
But you can't fix anything if you don't have power...
It's important to focus on how to get power. Keep in mind "what to do when you
have power" but don't let it dominate your thoughts. Focus on claiming your
right to determination.
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@user-1761
because swords are expensive and that's not my pond it's private property and
miss we're gonna have to ask you to leave. no you can't go onto a public
street naked like that, here's a towel, would you like a ride back to your
home? where do you live?
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Stores should store things.
"oh you need a lawnmower? Bring it back when you find another one."
"here's some food for you, and for you, and for you, and for you... Oh we're
out of that thing, sorry but we have plenty of other things and can help you
cook them and teach you so you can do it on your own."
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I found a second pair of shorts! This pair is black, thank goodness. Makes the
style guide much easier.
gonna make some oatmeal or rice and then hop on my bike.
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--- #9 fediverse/106 ---
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@user-95 it's so frustrating trying to explain something abstract to someone
when they disagree with everything you're saying. it becomes a constant battle
of referring to ethics, and that's... exhausting. something for lawyers and
philosophers.
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"I love ramen noodles!"
dies of sodium poisoning
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z-targeting is cheating, and everyone cheats. it's a race to see how can cheat
the least. like tax loopholes - wealth is always more impressive when you did
in the hard way, but most CEOs just buy a bunch of stock and let the company
run itself. BORING.
can we like... vote on how much each billionaire's dollars are worth? kinda
feel like that'd solve all our problems while still giving them what they want.
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@user-504
You can only visit so many places in life. Don't feel bad about missing a few,
the world is large and we as people tend to be quite good at cooking.
However in regards to your main point, I think it's immoral for a restaurant
to be forced to close the way you describe. If it means something to people,
it shouldn't be destroyed simply for the sake of making something new. If
people don't care about it, or if there's something better to replace it with,
sure, but replacing a 40 year old restaurant with a Chipotle feels wrong.
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@user-1429
girl you're so fuckin' cool why would you hate you
I know the hunger is hard
❤️
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> <@gabrilend:matrix.org> Soup kitchens are how they get leftists to
burn out.
Every moment spent feeding the poor is another day we could be organizing.
Soup kitchens aren't bad, the poor need to be fed. But it should be a paid
position, not a charitable distraction.
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me, sitting down at my computer in order to be distracted:
"I should make and eat a sandwich"
me, sitting down at my computer with a PB&J and peanut-butter fingers:
"I should be productive"
me, sitting at my "work desk":
"I'm hungry. And I'm bored. And I can't stop thinking about this video game I
haven't played in a year."
repeat
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I think it should be a warcrime to attempt to summon demons to slay your foes.
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two people riding on bikes down each and every street in a city
the first, blowing a whistle
the second, 5-10 seconds later with a megaphone
"people of the city, we have come with a mission. please report to your
nearest grocery store"
will probably have to ride past a few times
maybe with some more clarifying lines
and allies on speed-dial, one button press away
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"sir? The city is burning."
"oh, um... Okay i guess I'll just, i dunno, play violin or something. It helps
calm me down."
"shouldn't you, i dunno, help put out the fires?"
"me? No way, I'm royalty. If i were to stoop so low i would be destroyed."
"why do you say that?"
"because tragedy befalls those who speak"
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"you know what this dish needs? some ramen noodle seasoning. Hang on, I think
I got some in my junk drawer."
said nobody ever
everyone knows there isn't just ONE junk drawer, but several hundred. They
multiply in the middle of the night, but it's by such a small constant factor
(0.015 ish according to our top scientists) that you don't notice until it
"flips the bit" and hits the new landmark which marks the miles since you got
stoned.
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"you know what this dish needs? some ramen noodle seasoning. Hang on, I think
I got some in my junk drawer."
said nobody ever
everyone knows there isn't just ONE junk drawer, but several hundred. They
multiply in the middle of the night, but it's by such a small constant factor
(0.015 ish according to our top scientists) that you don't notice until it
"flips the bit" and hits the new landmark which marks the miles since you got
stoned.
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