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 @user-797 
 
 thank you it's a character from the video game Final Fantasy Tactics Advance
 whose name I stole because I like her. Also I edited the picture a little bit
 to make the border, but the sprite is the same.
 
 EDIT: she's a swordfighter and a magic user, just like me : )
full size picture of my profile pic, Ritz Malheur from the video game Final Fantasy Tactics Advance
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

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 In the game her expression is Japanese because the game's closest
 approximation uses ninjas. But she's closer to a dynamic rather than an
 instantiation.
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 Also she's just a person, a cursed person but hey she's just trying to do
 right. So am i. I believe in goodness, and so does she (even though she can be
 a bit evil about it) (without trying, I might add, it just comes naturally to
 her) (she's better now though)
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--- #3 fediverse/285 ---
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 @user-211 thanks! It's one of my favorites. That and Golden Sun are where I
 procured my name ^_^
 
 EDIT: purloined is more appropriate, I think
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--- #4 fediverse/5997 ---
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 they attack the bad guys in our provinces and say that it's our foes, and they
 attack the bad guys in their provinces and say that it's ours that are foes
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--- #5 fediverse/3381 ---
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 @user-1520 
 
 After a certain point you realize there's little to be done with that design
 space that Star Fox didn't do better!
 
 Also I think people tend to associate them with arcade "gun games" which are
 tbh more fun than clicking with a mouse or whatever since they're tactile and
 physical.
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--- #6 fediverse/6402 ---
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 Dragon Warrior I on the SNES is, in my opinion, the perfect JRPG
 
 eclipsed by Golden Sun, then Bravely Default (slight edge over Final Fantasy
 III)
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 one of my favorite things about City of Villains is you can beat up both Nazis
 and superheroes and still feel like a good guy because it's impossible to harm
 the common folk. Just those who make being "common" difficult.
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--- #8 fediverse/1145 ---
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 I just wanted to be a silly girl who climbs trees and roasts marshmallows on
 campfires why did I end up like lain in bed listening to thunder T.T T.T
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 This gun is my sword 
 This blade is my weapon 
 And my foes will lay before me
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--- #10 fediverse/1869 ---
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 oh dear, Mastodon formatting makes that script look weird. Here's the script
 in picture form so you can reference and fix it:
 
 I would edit the original post with backslashes and such but I'm exactly out
 of characters teehee
a screenshot of some BASH code
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 thank you for the dog posts they keep me friendly
 
 thank you for the cat posts they keep me sane
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 @user-138 
 
 maybe it's evil hackers - idk that's beyond my expertise - good luck : )
 
 (I'd need to see the piece of technology to work on it. I'm a hardware kinda
 [girl, but pronounced guy])
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 for the same reason you shouldn't compliment a cute girl based on something
 she can't control ("nice tits gorgeous can I suck on ur nipples later") but
 should instead compliment them on something they chose ("cool tattoos I also
 like Celeste")
 
 you also shouldn't accuse hot people of colonizing just because they like to
 play Magic the Gathering or whatever.
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 I like games that test my reflexes
 
 I also like games that test my wit
 
 but most of all I like games that test my patience with strategy
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 @user-1218 
 
 It's a person with a thumbs up who has a fountain of tears streaming down
 their cheeks. Any time you see the T.T fountain of tears emoticon you should
 view it as slightly sarcastic - they're not actually crying, it's more like a
 "ahhhhhh" type of thing instead of a "[cry cry cry]" forever type of thing.
 
 Oh also the z is them with their other hand on their hip all sassy like.
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 I think it's ironic how I ended up posting a "things I almost posted"
 screenshot directory somewhere other than where I almost posted them.
 
 and all they saw were the outtakes.
 
 I bet they'd see a completely different point of me,
 
 but they never talk to me
 
 so they don't know me.
 
 oh well, alas, it's fine I'm sure I'm being designed.
 
 who can say, I am but at productive play, please react so I can do ongoing
 story. I learn from each and every encounter I encounterate.
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 @user-1218 
 
 thank you, that's good to hear 🥰
 
 EDIT: I was worried for a moment haha I guess my reach is pretty small so idk.
 I think people stopped screenshotting my posts and putting them elsewhere
 after I dashed everyone's hopes on my sleeve. And honestly I kinda deserve it
 haha like what was I even thinking
 
 ... I wasn't thinking I was just feeling, and doing. Oh well.
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 Firefly, but The Office style.
 
 The captain from that show... Malcolm Reynolds I think? He fought for a rebel
 army. He is noble. I care deeply for him.
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 some of my favorite games are behind me and I can't describe how happy I am to
 have known here
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 @user-883 
 
 whoa, cool! So with one of these you can flash any ROM you want onto the
 cartridge and it should play any GBA/GBC game you uhhh legally own and have
 pulled the ROM from? If so that's pretty neat
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