=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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oh dear, Mastodon formatting makes that script look weird. Here's the script
in picture form so you can reference and fix it:
I would edit the original post with backslashes and such but I'm exactly out
of characters teehee
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===
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oops, forgot to post some things. here they are out of order.
[things I almost posted that I posted after almost posting]
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--- #2 fediverse/5782 ---
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sometimes I post random silly [scary] things to pad out the serious things and
I hope that's okay
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sometimes, comments need to go on the left side of text. Like for parts of the
script which should be user-editable, the fields should all be right-aligned
to the farthest required bit of text. Instead of [picture A] it should be
[picture B]
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--- #4 fediverse/554 ---
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@user-95
I hope I'm Mastodon-ing correctly but this reminded me of our conversation
yesterday
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--- #5 messages/1053 ---
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Anyway here's what i came to say:
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--- #6 bluesky#38 ---
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thank you for the dog posts they keep me friendly
thank you for the cat posts they keep me sane
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--- #7 fediverse/2044 ---
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honestly I think everyone should have two mastodon accounts - one for people
you like, and one for people you trust
(I have one)
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--- #8 fediverse/1906 ---
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I like Mastodon because it feels like I'm contributing to something larger
than myself even though like, 30 people read each of my posts
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good morning. My Mastodon updated in the middle of the night, teehee
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--- #10 fediverse/772 ---
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also applies for alt-text on pictures for people with screenreaders
something something "if I play both sides, then I'm always right!"
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@user-883
my streaming is broken and I can't figure out why : (
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@user-1649
or what their "stars" mean when they like your post - I heard that some
mastodon instances lets you react with an emoji, but for me it's just stars T.T
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it's discriminatory to force introverts to return to office.
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... Dare for the Bright Age, though "don't forget to be awesome" works too I
guess.
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you sly dogs, you got me posting again.
unrelated, but I think this is the first script I ever wrote!
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--- #16 fediverse/2623 ---
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have you ever noticed the people on Mastodon who used to have cool and
interesting ideas but now just kinda repeat the same basic things over and
over again?
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and now for my unrepentant littlespace arc! Look at me I'm SoOoOoOo silLY 🤪
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infinite dedication implies stagnation, don't be so quick to trust.
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sorry for the double post, had to redact things
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... sorry, forgot to content warning that last one. I'm kinda using this
format like a twitch stream... how [weird, strange, perceiving, perplexing,
confusing]
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