=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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 you sly dogs, you got me posting again.
 
 unrelated, but I think this is the first script I ever wrote!
a bash script which shuts down a computer.
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

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 you're ridiculous, you know that? so selfish. so obscene.
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--- #2 fediverse/5782 ---
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 sometimes I post random silly [scary] things to pad out the serious things and
 I hope that's okay
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--- #3 fediverse/5168 ---
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 this is one of the first scripts I wrote
 
 I can't believe I put the --no-ls AFTER the argument, ha, what a noob.
 
 ah well if it works it works and I can't refactor now because I built it into
 random scripts and I'd be fixing errors all the time.
script 1:  #!/bin/bash  # sort by filetype would be nice  alias cd="cd-improved"  function cd-improved(){      if [ "${1}" = "..." ] ; then         builtin cd .. && builtin cd ..     elif [ "${1}" = "...." ] ; then         builtin cd .. && builtin cd .. && builtin cd ..     elif [ "${1}" = "....." ] ; then         builtin cd .. && builtin cd .. && builtin cd .. && builtin cd ..          elif [ -d "./${1}" ] ; then         local target_dir="./${1}"      elif [ "${1}" = "cdir" ] ; then         local target_dir="$(tail -n 1 '/home/ritz/scripts/.cdir-target')"         echo ${target_dir}       else         local target_dir="${1}"     fi      if [ ! "${2}" = '--no-ls' ] ; then         builtin cd "${target_dir}" && ls -v --color=auto     else         builtin cd "${target_dir}"     fi          # if the qcd function is defined     if declare qcd > /dev/null; then         quick_cd -d DEFAULT         quick_cd -a DEFAULT     fi }    script 2:  #!/bin/bash  function cdir(){        if [ "$#" -eq 0 ]; then       pwd | cat >> ~/scripts/.cdir-target    elif [ "${1}" == "-l" ]; then       cat ~/scripts/.cdir-target    fi      }
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--- #4 messages/1053 ---
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 Anyway here's what i came to say:
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--- #5 fediverse/3965 ---
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 maybe some whiteboards and notebooks as well...
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--- #6 fediverse/178 ---
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 @user-95 you aren't the first person to tell me that so I think you might be
 right : )
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--- #7 fediverse/3052 ---
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 @user-1201 
 
 you are all of these things to me
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--- #8 messages/929 ---
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 {[booooo that writing stinks, the writers of the first few lines were better]}
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--- #9 fediverse/1396 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 you can always throw that resume at the next job too!
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--- #10 messages/551 ---
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 This gun is my sword 
 This blade is my weapon 
 And my foes will lay before me
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--- #11 fediverse/4855 ---
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 "you should be acting like these people want to destroy you."me, to me
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 @user-1370 
 
 wawawawawawawawawa : )
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--- #13 fediverse/3043 ---
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 you know more than me and I appreciate your analysis
 
 if you ever want to work on something together let me know 
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--- #14 fediverse/3188 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 they liiiiike you 😋 
 
 maybe they'll hire you!
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 you can revolute whenever you want to.
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--- #16 fediverse/127 ---
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 @user-126 you're gonna do great : )
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--- #17 fediverse/3655 ---
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 born to write xlock screensavers
 
 cursed to shitpost
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 why does my fridge keep saying "you're dead to me"...?
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--- #19 fediverse_boost/2054 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  Be the cringe you want to see in the world.                                 
  
                                                            
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--- #20 fediverse/1196 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 you're not a creep in fact you're quite awesome and cool and neato to be sure 
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