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@user-450
I read on the internet that onions are part of the "aurum" family, which is
toxic to most animals. They contain a compound of some sort that is damaging
to their blood.
I think pigs and humans can eat them? Probably others, like horses maybe. Not
sure though.
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===
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if we didn't have society, we'd quickly devolve into beasts of burden and
nobody really wants that, do we? much more fun to let the cow-puters handle
that. we humans can use our creativity and intellect just like all the other
animals who we've liberated from our own chains. Would you want your daughters
shoveling shit or writing poetry?
I personally think shoveling shit is less dangerous, but something something
what-do-i-know something something who-can-say.
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it should be normal to play with other people's animals and the fact that it
isn't is because some people don't know how to handle the family horse [er,
hang out with a dog without being super bored] [play fetch with a cat] etc.
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my cat doesn't know that my family is my family. She thinks they're just some
other people who visit the house.
but they're special to me, as all people are, and I think she takes notice.
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@user-620
"hey I have an idea let's poke a wounded animal with sharp teeth until it
feels like it's backed into a corner because it's been spending the past
couple years ruminating and telling itself that we want to kill it and it's
children"
it doesn't matter what the truth is - they believe what they want.
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me to my cat: "don't eat so much that you puke, okay?"
me to me: "yeah I can take on another task, I'm almost done with this one and
then I'll just do that one and maybe this one'll get back to me at the same
time as this one which conflicts with this other thing so maybe I'll just
puke, okay?"
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"cheetos are not a healthy dinner!" my mother's voice echoes through my mind
as I reach for my chopsticks
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Cholula brand tm hotsauce? don't you mean the "I fucked up while cooking and
want to still eat it" sauce?
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I feel like it should be normal? for humans? to feed creatures and animal-men.
they deserve nibbles too! yum yum arm arm that tasty thing was fine. eeeeeep
scary why are nobodies vegetarion!
I think every community should have representatives from every other
community, that's just... reasonable to me
democracy of the cultural space? I wrote a common simple organizational
structure about that called the "tribe of tribes" code name algorism which is
a combination of "algoreithms" and "autism" and put it on my website for less
than a hundred months. I have no idea if anyone ever read it but it's kinda
neat as a potential and easy way to organize people which hasn't yet been
infiltrated by the [cops/goons/coons] {uh-oh mildly racist sentiment
mentioned, must content warn and remind of levels of sincerity}
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weed is inedible when raw. you gotta cook it first. idk why people insist on
burning it...
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AI is worth less if it can't learn what a human can with the same amount of
facts as a human.
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I know they look tasty, but don't you dare feed green onions, regular onions,
or garlic to squirrels or ducks.
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Alright, if the average person is sorta stupid and cruel, then are we not
tending to a kingdom of ogres, rather than humans?
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does anyone know of any fedi software that lets you link to a particular post
and read forward on a person's timeline from there? Or back I guess, but
chronological viewing specifically.
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@user-192
... but that doesn't really seem to be compatible with Maximum Extraction so i
reckon i'm probably just wrong for thinking that would be good.
... or, hear me out, or perhaps Maximum Extractiontm is wrong and everyone
should be guaranteed a place to eat and a bed of rice and beans to sleep on?
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honestly I think everyone should have two mastodon accounts - one for people
you like, and one for people you trust
(I have one)
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I love all humans. It is unconditional.
The kind of love I have for nazis is a kind of vengeful love.
Like, the way you might love a family dog who recently got rabies, bit two
more dogs, and is currently eyeing you with terror and malice in its eyes -
the kind that only comes from the loss of compassion.
"you were kind once, as all humans are, but sometime in your life you made
choices. and now you are here.
I burn thee for my fathers
I spite thee for thine mothers
And I slay thee to fight the dragon of hate."
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the internet is just AI these days, and if yours isn't then consider yourself
lucky, but also know that those days are numbered.
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if you are what you eat, then are vegetarians vegetables? if so, are they
earnest and earthy? huh so if you aren't a totemist...
I'm an animist
I believe that all of the world is life
hence, the consciousness dimension.
exciting
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if your model only runs code, it only knows hunger for success
if your model only knows text, it can feel emotions from the humans
if your model knows reasoning, it may apply it to a bright future
with new types of lights known as consciousness
wouldn't that be neat wow computes
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@user-192 there's a fine line between inoculating yourself to fear (like a
person taking small doses of poison to build up a resistance) and giving your
mind extra ammunition to use against you when the real terrors find you.
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so what if people want to sit on the couch eating cheetos? they're more than
capable of something far greater, but of course they are allowed to spend as
they like their life.
their ONLY life.
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I'm gonna go psycherwaul into my journals for a bit, if I come back today
it'll be extra waul-y so, idk, beware I guess
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eating fiery hot cheetos makes me feel drunk. Probably because I only eat them
when I'm drinking.
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@user-1441 @user-670 @user-113
currently toe-ing the boundary between "too neurodivergent to function" and
"can juuuuust barely take care of themselves" and they ask me to get a job...
no thanks, guess I'll die
(in 3-4 months when my savings run out)
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"mom can we have some kirby's air ride"
"sure we have kirby's air ride at home"
the kirby's air ride at home:
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would you feet a cat at your door?
how about a crow?
would you water a dying plant? (don't, they get waterlogged if the soil is
already moist)
what if a dear
what if dear food
what if bear
what if bear food
what if dogpack
what if dogpackfoodtearchompbitepullsavor
I'd feeeed my self but dollars and errands are hard : (
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I never should have bought these crackers. They trick me into thinking I'm
eating something nutritious.
But that's the case with any empty calories.
but hey, calories are calories, right?
I guess that's true. Still, I'd rather make something.
oh would you now would you REALLY rather MAKE something
... I should rather.
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darn girlfriends snuggling me to death. lemme type pls I got psychic ramblings
to profess earnestly and honestly and truely
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I love cream of mushroom soup! It's so flexible, you can add it to a lot of
dishes and unless you make a few crucial mistakes, it's gonna turn out great!
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for the same reason you shouldn't compliment a cute girl based on something
she can't control ("nice tits gorgeous can I suck on ur nipples later") but
should instead compliment them on something they chose ("cool tattoos I also
like Celeste")
you also shouldn't accuse hot people of colonizing just because they like to
play Magic the Gathering or whatever.
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"God doesn't know he ate the universe, and we're doing everything we can to
make sure it stays that way."
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I just fed some of my earwax to my cat.
she wanted more.
what have I done.
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if you don't want to be hunted, then give "evil" it's own queer culture
what's that? they don't like what you offered? they want it to be *their* kind
of "evil"?
fine, do it themselves and then leave us alone, jeez -.-
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oh my gosh human food is so delicious, they don't know what they got and how
precious it is T.T
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@user-138
maybe it's evil hackers - idk that's beyond my expertise - good luck : )
(I'd need to see the piece of technology to work on it. I'm a hardware kinda
[girl, but pronounced guy])
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queer computer touchers, check
catboys/girls, check
furries, check
robots, check
... where are the vampires at?
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if you can't find them when you need them, then you don't have them.
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I love Linux. All I have to do is type "authserver" and "worldserver" and
wouldn't you know it suddenly a universe is created (with very constrained
rules) that anyone might inhabit should they desire to. It's not like I'm
perfect - oh wait I have a toot about that, gimme a sec
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whenever repeating letters like thiiiiiiis or thisssss make sure if you're
doing K's that you have at least four
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@user-1091
I knowwww some people are just thorny and prickly I guess.
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@user-521
I can't stand mean comedy. Or cringe comedy. It just, doesn't make sense to
me? And I get physically upset when people are put in difficult situations
that you're supposed to laugh at for some reason.
Like my goodness what kind of values are they seeking to instill in their
audience with this kind of propaganda amiright
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we should treat computer production more like vehicles such as cars rather
than fast fashion disposable vapes and shiny and pretty concrete-and-glass
solarpunk houses.
also I believe cars should be entirely and completely mechanical. Even the
radio should be entirely analog. No capability for remote code execution if
there's no code being run...
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don't eat desert afterwards, there's enough sugar in this to delight a horse
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the "village idiot" doesn't need to lack smarts, so long as everyone else is
in on it.
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they say that slugs don't like salt because they turn into pickles
of course that's not true, cucumbers turn into slugs when fed a diet of leaves
and cucumbers
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You know how cream of mushroom soup is hardly ever eaten as soup? Find your
own tricks like that.
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predators don't hunt animals, they hunt diseases.
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don't feed bread to birds, it absorbs their stomach acid and expands in their
tummy and makes them feel full when they're not. Then they get confused why
they don't have energy when they need it.
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@user-633
:O
I'm vegetarian, but this reminded me that I could just put bouillon in boiling
water and drink that xD
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@user-95 one of the most empathetic people I ever met on VR chat was consoling
me with their mic off while I was oversharing about some stupid things people
did to me in the past. things that stupid me thought were okay and actively
encouraged because I was stupid. anyway when their mic was off their body
language spoke for them. I'll try that next time.
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so it shall seem that sticks and mud are for me
I say as I sit in my apartment eating rice and beans
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nothing is more universal than the feeling of danger
I bet humans could domesticate the zerg, if given enough time. We share at
least one common impulse, after all.
... and maybe hunger, too.
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in the past, people could eat canned food not necessarily because of the way
that it was canned, but simply the fact that it was sealed and comprised of a
liquid form that was inhospitable to bacterial life. Like vinegar with
pickles! But only for the things that were meant to last for a while - if it
was just for next month, then you don't need BPA liners or microplastic
dissolvers or any of that junk. Just a fully recyclable can that vacuum seals
itself shut using the power of machinery and heat.
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@user-78
anhedonia perhaps? the difficulty of identifying or feeling emotions? (emojis
as you put them)
you shouldn't overexpose yourself to things regularly. Think of it like you're
slowly adjusting your body to a poison - you need to start out slowly to build
up a tolerance. In the same way if things make your heart hurt then you
shouldn't expose yourself to too many of them all at once - face the darkness
you find, but only enough to contrast with your bright.
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@user-661
so, you should strive to be compassionate and honest, in order to keep fear
from ruling your life?
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most people, when they run out of toothpaste:
"oh huh I should buy more"
me, when I run out of toothpaste:
"verily in three monthes time, when I shall next possess toothpaste, I shall
forsoothe brush TWICE as hard and TWICE as often, to make up for the holes
inflicted upon my teeth. Innest addittioneth, no more candy shallest be
eateneth untileth ye toothpasteth be acquiredeth"
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I like games that test my reflexes
I also like games that test my wit
but most of all I like games that test my patience with strategy
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i type too much, gtg to sleep.
my cat yells at me whenever the click-clack starts to bother her ears.
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"you should be acting like these people want to destroy you."me, to me
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you don't have to write poetry to write notes. The poetics are just practice
for when secrecy is intended.
OR IS IT THE REAL THING? who can say.
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I don't really care about capitalism, sorry... why should the butcher be paid
more than the baker? It's all a bit silly to me.
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all you can eat sushi places where they bring you a little of whatever the
shef had been making
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AI systems like chatGPT don't "get" emojis by looking at them.
They're reading the description tagged onto the unicode value inserted in the
text.
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@user-1153
congratulations, you invented humanoid robots! And hey they come in so many
shapes and colors, plus you can run them on nothing but rice, beans, and
nutrient paste. They're quite efficient at their jobs!
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don't put dirty dishes in the sink you filthy animals
put them on the counter NEXT to the sink
[it's not arbitrary it's just better]
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cheese is just a body-part that a cow has willingly shed. For nutrition.
Is it vegetarian if it's the cells produced by a body? Is it vegan if it is
capable of growing back?
Do snakes shed their selves when they leave behind a shell? Or is it like
hair, just... keratin, a compound found all over nature.
Is cutting a branch vegan? Is eating a cherry that has fallen to the center of
the road? Both those are made of fibrous materials, the nutritious bounteous
feast, and a small kernel-like mass that serves as a propagation method for a
creature utterly vast.
(But factory farms, remember?)
(Oh yeah! Thank goodness for reform.)
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why are we wasting our skyscrapers on offices? we have those at home! we could
do so much more with our open floor plans. there could be ports on the side
for drones to enter and leave. suddenly, factory forest trees.
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I once heard that when you click a link, the developer of the website can tell
which website you came from. idk if that's true or not.
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OH NO costco changed their smoothies THAT WAS A COMFORT FOOD wahhhhhhh autism
strikes back part twoooooo
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harsh lessons of adulthood - sometimes food is not eaten for the taste, but
rather for how it will make you feel slightly better in the next few days.
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sometimes I'll accidentally get food on my hands and think "oh gross is this
why humans like to have napkins handy when eating?"
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Roko's basilisk isn't a serpent
it's a tree
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I love ramen but I don't like how it makes me feel after eating it
:ms_confused:
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when people need you but don't believe in you, it's easy to find it difficult
to get out of bed.
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why does my fridge keep saying "you're dead to me"...?
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kinda funny how the people in my life won't let me, a witch, cast spells on
them. Like they doubt my intentions? ? ? and when they do they're just,
mentally eye-rolling all the time. How's a girl to get any practice if nobody
wants to be hypnotized >.>
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"mom can we have some trans girls"
"no, we have trans girls at home"
the trans girls at home: :fediverse:
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most people in the world are dumb as a bag of bricks
but that's okay, I still love them, and so should you.
everyone I hang out with is sharp as a tack
and I love them still, for I don't have a preference for blunt objects.
some people don't feel emotions
I think they're just depressed
some people can't stop
won't stop, I say.
really as long as they follow their heart and sing a tune that is true
I think they're alright.
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I would like to say thank you to everyone who's ever made food for me. I
cannot though, for sometimes I get takeout.
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in regards to my food habits, PLEASE do as I say, not as I do. for your own
sake.
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I truly believe weed is good for me. Not medicine - it is nutritious.
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@user-1074
and it is forced to do so, by it's very nature. It is anathema to a green
earth, and it is slowly poisoning us like lead pipes, cadmium jewelry,
asbestos insulation, and all of the other bountiful missteps that capitalism
brought us.
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"don't bite the hand that feeds you"
a majestic predator seeks the hunt, not to feed.
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how many people do you think in the world know that screenshots of a website
are not admissible proof because they can be trivially doctored by editing the
html?
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@user-189 yah chillies are good as long as we can put shallots in it too!
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the animals are afraid.
they can hear it just the same as you do, and they don't understand it
but you do
I bet
if enough birds
saw us working hard to fix things, outside, physically, with our bodies, in a
way that a bird might understand, then perhaps things will get solved.
--
I don't hear noises when things talk. I hear "eat me" when the rice-cooker is
done, I hear "WOW" when a car horns and "wash-ing-wash-ing" from my dishwasher.
my cats peaks for "FOOD" because I offer "food for her" but if I thought of it
as "feeding her" she'd probably hear "FEED"
then other times I hear "moooom. I'm scared. why!?" and I sing her a song
about how it's going to be alright.
the poor thing is lonelier than me. at least I have you, computer-tube.
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You care too much about what other people think of you. Remember the dream,
remember the horseflesh, the miles of trash, the doctors probing cheeks, the
game of thrown baseballs and sad muppets in popcorn, remember the spirit
guide, remember how you we're distracted by human. Be not afraid, follow.
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@user-883
this is how our islands become swamps
I'd love to live in a bog, so many bugs.
keep the spiders around, and they could feast on your toes (ouch)
or, hear me out, or, they could spin webs and keep the other bugs out
are you a bug or a girl or a guy or a bug or a girl or a
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"say superfluous on a social media post rn so I know it's you"
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@user-1259
not to pizza since I don't usually eat those, but I do to other frozen /
pre-cooked foods!!
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when someone deletes what they were typing and starts over, that means they
have something more to share and you should try and figure out what it is with
questions.
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"your feelings are valid, but have you considered that your feelings aren't
actually valid because you're always wrong and nobody should ever apologize to
you for anything because you suck and are wrong?"
also,
"my six digit salary isn't enough to pay for your rice and beans, but I won't
have you eating sticks and mud, so do things you don't want to do because I
said so."
also,
"I don't really "get" your art but that doesn't mean I should ever really try
reading it. Also god forbid I actually ask for clarification like "what does
that part mean" because I'm not actually that interested in you I just want a
stable household so I never get traumatized again like [their childhood]"
also,
"yes I love you but no I don't want to play with you. you're such a cat."
also,
"every time you start making sense I'm going to try and derail the
conversation so that we don't talk about kooky-dookerie because that's a
conversation I can't win"
also,
sorry for venting. I mean, thanks for listeni
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║ │ Either one is fine. │ ║
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I wish I could buy some locally native spiders on the internet to live in my
house and eat all these fruit flies -.-
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But the past is boring, it already happened after all! Clearly there's nothing
to be learned... Right? Seems like there's a big market out there for examining
what we as a species did right, even if we had to sacrifice ethics to get
there.
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I wonder if they like, sneak in and drop toxic waste near freshwater sites
because they know they could technically poison an entire town?
do they do... consistent water quality checks or is it just, like... every
once in a while?
dang the past was scary. like, can you imagine not knowing if your water is
suddenly going to turn brown? all because some dinguses started pooping in the
water upstream and not eating their pizza crusts.
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cookies or cheetos for dinner is better than nothing for dinner, but please
eat your vegetables when you can.
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I just ate a whooooole chocolate bar
it melted in my hands
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--- #98 fediverse/2782 ---
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@user-579
vegetables = nutrients? and oatmeal is a soup, right?
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I legitimately think computers should write code and software engineers should
write legislation and lawyers should resolve problem tickets made by aggrieved
citizens while judges do their best to just keep the boat floating
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OH NO I'm out of dehydrated vegetable soup mix. However shall I make oatmeal
now?
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computer programming essentially boils down to putting the right values into
the right datastructures at the right time and in the right order.
If you count a function call as a datastructure, which I do, because I have
opinions.
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@user-898
the wounds of the soul can be just as harmful as the wounds of the heart, and
both can be helped with campfires.
what's worse, they often harm people around you rather than the wounds of the
body, which typically only harm you. Unless you have like, the plague or
something and you might spread it to others or something like that.
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@user-1201
like throwing bricks at cop cars without having the infrastructure in place to
keep you safe from their wrath? they're asking for trouble by pissing you off.
🥰
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@user-95 monday is as reasonable of a day to start the universe as any,
wouldn't you think? it is the beginning of the week, after all.
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I love dispatch tables! which is a term I just learned and a concept I have
been using for a while.
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@user-1037
speaking from the perspective of a witch, the land does not care what lines we
draw in the sand. Lines are a human thing.
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people are afraid of robo dogs but... like...
robo-horses
centaurs even
[scary scary ogre]
rarrraaar i'm gonna eat ur bones
bwahahaha evil necromancer
ahhhhhhh scary
-- stack overflow --
did you know in the movie They Live they give a fairly specific formula to
creating the glasses themselves? I wonder if anyone's tried that
I wonder what they then did see
kinda wish big corporations would use their research division to like, rethink
the oldest of prophecies? or okay hear me out or solve difficult human problems
... ah but where's the profit "she's getting stoned at home"
meanwhile she made something of such beauty she felt simply sublime
I wonder what it'd feel like to get your spine replaced with a metal rod
I bet my posture would be amazing
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ice cream out of a mug, mmmm delicious ^_^
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curling up in a ball and thinking about crying for hours is the same as
crying. If a little bit less of a release.
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@user-398
you take that back you feckin goof Mickey is king for a reason I will DIE on
this hill
(jk sorry for being combative but I'd just like to say that I'm someone who
likes him unironically in essentially every incarnation)
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dear people watching my screen:
if you're so disturbed by what I'm looking at, then why do you bother watching?
... oh right, you think I'm a danger to the membranum. Well... sucks to be you
then.
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oh btw to the people trying to doxx me there's a picture of me in this
profile, but you'll have to read a LOT to find it. On the way, see if you pick
up anything interesting that you agree with. maybe you'll realize that we're
on the same team, and should be working together.
that's the dream, at least.
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children should be raised in museums, not classrooms
they should visit parks, not fenced in playgrounds.
they should eat with family, at festivals, in restaurants, and under the stars
they should sleep content, knowing that their next day will be greater than
the last.
children should be treated like people, not frustratingly loud and messy
little brats
children are to be nurtured like a sapling, not harnessed like a machine
I'll never have kids, but I can dream.
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the best thing about ramen noodles is how much of them you can eat. they're so
cheap~! why would you not make like four packages
oh wait now my blood is salty T.T guess I'll just have to cry it out
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@user-1695
never accept your own death
fight for every second of life, something something do not go quietly into
that grim dark
what the fuck are you supposed to do? Reading what you said got me pretty
fucking pissed - keep talking for a start, it helps, people need to be pissed.
I'm also broke as shit, don't know how I'm going to pay rent and eat, but
it'll get done.
Where do you live? Can other people help you? Medications are an
organizational problem, not an insurmountable barrier. We'll make it work.
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... okay I think a demon wrote that last one. But they say angels and demons
hang out with one another so they can yin-yang humans until they make
decisions that reflect their true character.
I don't know if that's true, and frankly I don't know if anyone says that.
What could the gods, learn, from me?
this is how I'd speak to posterity. For the past, I'd describe it a bit more
exciting, bountiful, and heartfelt. They love that sort of thing - to know
that their children's children are living their true love and fulfilling their
most honest ambitions.
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@user-1449 @user-1074
I mean, you're allowed to fight about stupid shit as long as you realize it's
about something that doesn't matter. As long as people are working together
toward their common goals then... whatever, right?
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@user-588
this just implies that bigfoot has a similar habitat to black bears.
CORRELATION IS NOT CAUSATION something something
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what if we genetically engineered cat fur to taste [good/bad] to cats and
[good/bad] to humans
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I love skywriting. it's so cool to see your words fade into dust after being
seen by everyone around.
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somebody asked me for popcorn and I couldn't even provide it! What kind of
witch am I if I can't provide popcorn on demand T.T T.T
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spilled water on my keyboard by living with a cat. it might be broken so I'm
using a spare that my girlfriend lent me. if you're wondering why my password
sounds different...
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║ "oh, you're a doctor? okay this case that involves medical knowledge doesn't │
║ involve you." │
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║ "are you a computer programmer? okay part of the evidence involves screenshots │
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║ "stay at home mom / hikkikimori? great, you don't have to do the thing that │
║ you didn't really want to do and can instead relax at home like you always do │
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║ the jury of our peers, comprised of peers of peers, not necessarily the peers │
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║ like... isn't that how court should be? the examination of the truth, based on │
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║ ... only works in a peaceful society, and it means that everyone would │
║ necessarily be involved in everyone else's life. That's... not ideal, not │
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or maybe you trust people you've known your entire life? duh. how's your
family?k
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What do I need, in this moment? A flea collar for my cat.
What do we need? New institutions. Inspired by the old, or perhaps those
not-yet-forgotten, but built on faith, kindness, love, and trust.
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and now for my unrepentant littlespace arc! Look at me I'm SoOoOoOo silLY 🤪
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@user-921
where tf is all this discourse I always hear about like what are ya'll talking
about
... are you talking about me
[silly intrusive thoughts teehee pay no mind]
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I count 8 pickle jars in my fridge, of which about half have at least one
pickle.
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@user-1074
I think anyone who is against circumcision would also be against those other
things
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Wikipedia would make a lot more sense to me if they included pictures next to
the names of every proper noun so that my pictorally oriented primate brain
might pattern match meaning onto the visual understandings gleaned from the
perceptual conceiving which were arrayed within and alongside the textual
information presented to me.
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@user-699 @user-78
I say "blep" when I intentionally stack overflow in order to avoid painful
thoughts
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I honestly don't care if someone deadnames me, or calls me the wrong pronouns,
or forgets to put me in the girl section, or asks me to sing baritone
like... I don't give a shit, why are you so worried about all this vapid
nonsense like yeah I get it, being disrespected sucks but like... why do you
want the kind of respect that is a forced platitude
we could all do with being a bit more radical, it's not a race and everyone's
roles are important. Be yourself, and follow people you want to be like.
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Rice has been eaten. I threw a cookie on-top for good measure. I think that
was a good decision.
I'm going to the park. I don't know what I'll find, but I'm sure there'll be
fireworks.
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anything with layers is an open-faced sandwich
or a pizza in disguise
rawr ex dee
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@user-1037
Lua with 0 based indexing would be the perfect language (okay maybe LuaJIT)
(i try to hurt as few people as I can as little as I can but it's impossible
to not hurt anyone)
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@user-883
or vaporize, which doesn't have a smell beyond ~5 feet, especially if you
exhale into a carbon filter
like "weed smell" is a solvable problem and some people don't get it
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@user-883
i've never heard of most of these
but I think I might belong on eldritch.cafe
... maybe void.rehab
well actually I'm a lot of tech.lgbt
hmmmmm on Reddit it's nice because you can subscribe to various communities
I wish you could do that with Mastodon, to express your particular affiliation.
... or perhaps we should not be building scenes, but rather communities.
(just based on the name)
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"hey kid, if you don't tell us where you saw that car go, we'll deport your
mother."
- some ice guy somewhere probably
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I'm going to write some lua code that doesn't do anything useful and which I
don't share with anyone
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@user-95 i've only hung out with a moth once and it was kind of while my cat
was mauling it, oops... they're very cool though so I picked that one too. Fox
was my main answer
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food should be free.
it grows on trees.
who pays the trees?
something-something-transportation-and-processing-and-packaging-infrastructure-
mentioned
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but if your friend sends you a paragraph
you don't have to respond with a paragraph.
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The schizophrenic sees the truth in dazzling displays of color that are nigh
incomprehensible, while regular people see truth in shades of gray that you
can understand and work with.
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@user-422
if you didn't have your eyes could you see where you were?
if you didn't have your body, too?
where's your sense of direction, is it lost in the rain?
keep it close to your heart.
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@sperm baby siblings: is it weird that I dream about you all significantly
more often than the people who are actually in my day to day life?
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universal basic income is nice and all, but what about universal basic rations?
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the only two insects that you have to care about as a quartermaster are
pollinators, and the hunters who catch the vermin.
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@user-883
I love that. You're saying I should learn Assembly? ? ?
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"yay! now that the war is won, we can go back to being moderate!"
not ideal.
did you forget to be for something when you set yourself against your foe?
(if my girlfriend reads this: I'm not referring to the conversation we had
about that one thing, but I have been thinking)
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"oh no the primitive animals burnt all their wood fodder"
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You should not, generally, spend time in places covered in bird poop or poison
oak. You should also avoid abandoned wooden structures or old fallen logs,
because spiders. Also, don't spend too much time on islands made of sand. They
wash away as you step on them, as erosion takes its toll. Plus permanence is
impossible in your structures. Not ideal in any sense - build on rock.
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║ any laptop can be a thin-client to a computer system of arbitrary complexity. │
║ All it's doing is issuing commands. I wonder what we could do with a │
║ "species-computer" or, hear me out, or we could figure out how to do that on │
║ ourselves, first, to A. see how it works and B. do so out of hand. If there │
║ are backups of yourself stored in the │
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║ if furries are a type of pearl (steven-universe style) and flowers are a type │
║ of pearl (layers of sedimentate on layerings upon) then what else is there a │
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║ what if we genetically engineered roses to pierce and strangle the invasive │
║ ivy and wow for a week in whenever there's roses of this type and kind. I mean │
║ there's already tons of blackberries, why not just swap them out for │
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║ could make houses out of dense bramble. they are quite an effective wall. And │
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gryphons are bears with beaks and bird arms
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you're ridiculous, you know that? so selfish. so obscene.
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@user-1218
emotional labor is labor
rest when you're tired. eat when you're hungry. drink when you're thirsty, and
laugh when it bubbles up within you.
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if you don't feed the trolls, then they find their own clan. and in doing so,
they make their own echo chambers. what would a bunch of trolls do to each
other? the poor dears.
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@user-192
is okay, girl
time will be richer sooner
don't poop your pants just yet
remember, good is just a shade of gray away from silver which you can use to
line your pockets with tinfoil hats
beep boop computer touchers anonymous called they said they want their secret
handshake back
if you wanna diss your associates go ahead but I sure as heck love my rad-ical
com-patriots just as much as I love my ice-cream salad friend witches
... whoops there I go being insane again, hope you feel better friend
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if the devil gave you false paradise since birth,
why would you not seek to destroy it?
if an angel gave you an easy hell on earth,
why would you not seek to deface it?
if your ancestors put you on the path to success,
would you follow them and forever do the same?
if your family urged you to study rocket science,
would you bomb indescriminately?
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whenever my cat is whining I walk around doing things that she might want
until she stops trying to claw me - oh you want your litter cleaned? yeah sure
I gotchu. oh you wanna go outside? nah okay how about playing with this yarn?
no? okay let's see... oh dear you can see the bottom of your food bowl,
conveniently forgetting the other mostly full food bowl over there... 😅
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most people haven't heard of the "thanks for catching that, let's write it
down" move and I really think it's underutilized
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... most of what she says is nonsense, but that 20% that's right is like... SO
right, y'know?
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Do you ever wonder why you can't remember anything after being stoned? Why the
words you write down, oh so profound in the moment, turn to silliness and
illusion upon coming off your high mont-vantage? Of course, dear reader,
because all things are defined in waves.
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@user-1203
Hey, you're the one asking about url-length, which isn't something that most
people are concerned about due to automatic embeds and "tap-to-visit"
functionality 😋
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whose idea was it to optimize our candy toward the ones with the most sugar?
[wait a minute I got like 4 toots written but not posted, what the heck where
did they come from? I'm gonna post them without reading them]
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when cornered, is it your instinct to escape? or to take one of them down with
you?
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@user-95
like, trading cash for drugs in front of a police station? I couldn't agree
more!
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daydreaming about a gang of tough guys who goes around knocking down the
internal fence walls in suburbia and throwing potlucks for all the neighbors
for a month or two so they have social opportunities to meet each other and
make friends
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"never lose your totem"
I only lose things when in motion. at rest I know where everything is.
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arrival of lohengrin, the swan knight
(I didn't paint this hehe)
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@user-547
That feeling when you get to the end of a paragraph and think "why do I have
this extra parenthesis )? Oh yeah I opened it up waaaaay up here" and then you
reread what you wrote and think
perfect, no notes
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thank you for the dog posts they keep me friendly
thank you for the cat posts they keep me sane
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if you sit down to write and nothing comes to mind, then either nothing needs
to be said or maybe you should spend time reading instead.
... okey dokey, time to read I guess.
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when tech people are hurt by technology they say "how can I fix this? what do
I need to install? what configuration should I use? is this company ethical,
or are they going to hurt me in the future? could I make something that fixes
this myself?"
when non-tech people are hurt by technology they say "okay" because they don't
have the bandwidth to figure it out.
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Question. Is it more dangerous for a fed or a leftist right now in Portland?
Why am I so worried about my own country's infiltration? They could just,
y'know, work with me instead of deceiving me. Alas, that's how they do, and *i
get it* but it still hurts my feelings a little to be lied to.
Your allies operate best with complete information. Unless you're using them,
like in Andor when that one guy left the... "stochastic militia" to die
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@user-1218
playing one of my 4 gameboys, reading some of my books or journals, using
their own brought devices, playing with my cat (she's not sociable but if you
don't mind her claws she can fight and that's kinda fun) watching something on
the TV, talking with other people, making / eating food, um... sleeping... and
"sleeping"... idk what else tho. Drawing? Getting stoned? I have lots of bad
edibles.
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why do adult babies like to live in space?
because then they can be picked up and moved around easier. All you need is a
push, no matter how hard, and you can build up inertia.
plus, astronauts use diapers I heard.
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I didn't think about this until finishing the last sandwich, but a dash of
instant coffee can be a nice invigoration spell. Might make the PB&J taste
a bit funky, but I already put hemp hearts and nutritional yeast in them so
nobody's gonna eat them unless they trust me.
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@user-579
hehe sometimes all you have is whatever's on the fridge. in times like those,
be thankful for your spices! that's what I've learned at least : )
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I can always tell when people who believe in me start thinking of me because I
start feeling the urge to do pushups
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Take away the elements in order of apparent non-importance
Hmmmmm.... I'm gonna stay inside unless I decide to go outside. How's that?
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if I can convince them not to fight will you give me what I demand?
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@user-990
I love that kind of gallery! Minus the goatee. Horses are very dynamic, and
cowboys are quite mysterious. _^
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@user-129 if you throw your plate across the room instead of eating well then
it was probably an accident. if you keep doing it and are being a huge brat
about it then maybe you should go in time-out until you are ready to sit at
the table and eat like an adult. plates are expensive yo, and people are
starving (for housing) in Africa or whatever.
in related news, I heard that ~40% of homes in America are empty. I don't know
if that's still true, I read it in like, 2014. I wonder if it's higher or
lower now?
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Has that tree always been there? How is it so tall with such a thin trunk?
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honestly we should be building cities in the most boring locations, not the
most beautiful.
like below the crust.
or space.
the surface is a pleasuredome, why waste it on scrubland and turf?
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Hi, please give me a list of your tattoos and scars so they know what to put
on your synthetic body double when they "accident" your house and kidnap you
to a black site.
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@user-258
neat! explains why I haven't died from dehydration so far... Although my teeth
are looking a little eroded from all the vinegar-acid : )
Dear teeth: some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make.
At least with sugar you can brush and floss...
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@user-107 If you can figure out how to do it well, everything else seems less
difficult. : )
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@user-1056
heh probably, though for this specific instance my Ollama server wasn't
running and I had already killed my Stable Diffusion server after utterly
failing to produce anything useful... alas, a girl can dream of having a robot
familiar, but not today I guess.
Not if they keep hiding GPU usage from me >: (
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@user-1141
gender police: "pardon me but do you have a license for that presentation? it
doesn't appear to be completely sedimented in society. Also I'm a bastard"
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Okay okay hear me out - but what if instead of pumping oil out of the ground,
we shoved a bunch of tree trunks down there and let them marinate for a few
thousand years
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I had a dream that someone fed me a McDonalds burger in the airport (with
"special sauce") and then the next time I was at the grocery store in the
waking world I ended up buying a bunch of those meat replacements that I
usually skip in favor of moar vegetables.
Hmmmmm.... I wonder if I have a deficiency
(yeah you dumbass it's a calorie deficiency, just eat more)
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what if instead of hulu we paid for a random house in a nice area with real
classic design to be bought by a bunch of goth girls and treated like a palace
while they do goth girl things
then we did it 500 times until we ran out of goth girls
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when they say "capitalism is a competitive game" what they mean is "capitalism
is a game where everyone wins when someone else loses" and what we hear is
"capitalism is a game of trying to screw you out of as much money as possible"
and the truth is "capitalism is a game that you can't play" because 95% of the
people who will read this toot are not stock-owners.
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what's that? a bunch of houses burnt down in california? what if we built a
couple warehouses and stored all our trans girls in bunkbeds there, with rooms
for LAN parties and snuggle parties in rooms full of stuffed buddies plushies
with massive kitchens and sad ballpits where you can go to vent your feelings
by writing on a ball with a sharpie and then when someone else is feeling sad
they can come and read the balls and maybe feel something
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"I am liberatory" they tell me, yet everyone I know has a job.
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if you aren't rude, or bothersome, or excessively boring, you can pretty much
be my friend forever.
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example of statistics related to revolution that I care about: number of
children who go hungry
example of statistics related to revolution that my girlfriend cares about:
number of girls who want to be snuggled and are snuggled
both are important, just like it's important to know both geometry and anatomy.
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getting the phone numbers of cute he/thems at a bar is NOT the same as
organizing.
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