=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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 Alright, if the average person is sorta stupid and cruel, then are we not
 tending to a kingdom of ogres, rather than humans?
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

--- #1 fediverse/5967 ---
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 I wonder how many people hate me?
 
 silence is indicative of allies or foes.
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--- #2 fediverse/4025 ---
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 the "village idiot" doesn't need to lack smarts, so long as everyone else is
 in on it.
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--- #3 fediverse/829 ---
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 you're ridiculous, you know that? so selfish. so obscene.
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--- #4 fediverse/3999 ---
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 ... most of what she says is nonsense, but that 20% that's right is like... SO
 right, y'know?
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--- #5 messages/913 ---
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 girls are so stupid [me lol]
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--- #6 fediverse/3107 ---
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 ┌───────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: re: Meta, oversimplifying │
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 @user-1449 @user-1074 
 
 I mean, you're allowed to fight about stupid shit as long as you realize it's
 about something that doesn't matter. As long as people are working together
 toward their common goals then... whatever, right?
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--- #7 messages/399 ---
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 The schizophrenic sees the truth in dazzling displays of color that are nigh
 incomprehensible, while regular people see truth in shades of gray that you
 can understand and work with.
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--- #8 fediverse/5416 ---
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 if you aren't rude, or bothersome, or excessively boring, you can pretty much
 be my friend forever.
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--- #9 messages/400 ---
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 The schizophrenic sees truth in dazzling displays of colors unknown to man,
 while the neurotypical sees truth in shades of gray that can be reasoned with.
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--- #10 fediverse/4042 ---
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 "Argh I hate being validated!"people in denial
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--- #11 fediverse/6342 ---
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 revolution
 doesn't
 have
 to be
 about
 them
 .
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--- #12 fediverse/3776 ---
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 whenever repeating letters like thiiiiiiis  or thisssss make sure if you're
 doing K's that you have at least four
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--- #13 fediverse/2586 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────┐
 │ CW: uspol            │
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 Again, to reiterate:they would give us a kinga criminalized people is
 genocideloyalty over expertise is the death of legitimacy
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--- #14 messages/167 ---
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 I'd still be a useless, horrible person even outside of capitalism.
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--- #15 fediverse/3655 ---
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 born to write xlock screensavers
 
 cursed to shitpost
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--- #16 fediverse/3392 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────┐
 │ CW: re: subtoot      │
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 @user-246 
 
 or why they'd ban you without fighting you, trying to change your mind
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--- #17 fediverse/3150 ---
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 │ CW: cursing-mentioned │
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 I fucking hate how games give dopamine
 
 they're so much more educational than that.
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--- #18 fediverse/3245 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────┐
 │ CW: silly-conspiracy │
 └──────────────────────┘


 "what if we all took showers at the same time so nobody could hear the screams"
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--- #19 fediverse/1588 ---
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 @user-1035 
 
 Even better if you say "you do you too"
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--- #20 fediverse/1517 ---
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 if you don't feed the trolls, then they find their own clan. and in doing so,
 they make their own echo chambers. what would a bunch of trolls do to each
 other? the poor dears.
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--- #21 fediverse/6333 ---
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 what if we bought homeless people gasoline for their c~
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--- #22 fediverse/3517 ---
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 A fool and his confidence are not as easily parted as a kind person and their
 charitable gifts
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--- #23 fediverse_boost/5500 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  unhinged rants per random number                                            
  
                                                            
 similar                        chronological                        different 
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--- #24 messages/1216 ---
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 WHAT IF TUMBLR WAS RIGHT? WHAT THEN? MORONS.
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--- #25 messages/476 ---
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 Disasters and their consequences have been the circumstances for the entire
 human race.
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--- #26 fediverse/3942 ---
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 ┌───────────────────────┐
 │ CW: cursing-mentioned │
 └───────────────────────┘


 who gives a shit what you look like just work together for goodness sake
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--- #27 messages/929 ---
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 {[booooo that writing stinks, the writers of the first few lines were better]}
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--- #28 fediverse/169 ---
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 @user-95 one of the most empathetic people I ever met on VR chat was consoling
 me with their mic off while I was oversharing about some stupid things people
 did to me in the past. things that stupid me thought were okay and actively
 encouraged because I was stupid. anyway when their mic was off their body
 language spoke for them. I'll try that next time.
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--- #29 fediverse/946 ---
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 @user-661 
 
 so, you should strive to be compassionate and honest, in order to keep fear
 from ruling your life?
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--- #30 fediverse/641 ---
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 something something "those who study history are doomed to watch others repeat
 it" or something like that
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--- #31 fediverse_boost/4779 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  I genuinely wish all Nazis in this world either an epiphany of the truth or a bullet to the head.  
                                                                              
  Either one is fine.                                                         
  
                                                            
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--- #32 fediverse_boost/2054 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  Be the cringe you want to see in the world.                                 
  
                                                            
 similar                        chronological                        different 
─▶

--- #33 fediverse/5942 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────┐
 │ CW: mental-health-   │
 └──────────────────────┘


 I suck at everything I do T.T
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--- #34 fediverse/5118 ---
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 what if we paid people to answer questions about their life?
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--- #35 fediverse/4399 ---
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 ... Dare for the Bright Age, though "don't forget to be awesome" works too I
 guess.
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--- #36 fediverse/173 ---
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 @user-156 alone, as all men do?
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--- #37 fediverse/1579 ---
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 fellas is it gay if I think fascists should be killed if they don't
 permanently revoke their ways
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--- #38 fediverse/4896 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: re: relationships, mh(+/-), where I've been recently │
 └──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘


 @user-1748 
 
 they want you drained and overloaded.
 
 makes it harder to take care of others.
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--- #39 fediverse/3615 ---
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 code is useless
 
 the ability to write, maintain, or implement it is priceless
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--- #40 fediverse/4616 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 something something "gotta meet people where they're at" something something
 "george carlin says the average person is dumb" something something "opium is
 the religion of the masses"
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--- #41 messages/255 ---
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 Has that tree always been there? How is it so tall with such a thin trunk?
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--- #42 bluesky#39 ---
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 what if we deputize anyone who asks for it
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--- #43 fediverse_boost/4943 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  Ask people to work against their better judgement                           
                                                                              
   #ObliqueStrategies                                                         
  
                                                            
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--- #44 bluesky#23 ---
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 why do some boys hate girls so much even when they're in boy bodies? T.T
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--- #45 messages/152 ---
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 Crazy, or just superstitious to a fault?
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--- #46 messages/1231 ---
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 Has it ever not been? Logic beats gold. Just ask strategy and famine.
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--- #47 fediverse/3817 ---
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 hey, anyone wanna build the matrix with me? minus the human CPUs of course.
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--- #48 messages/716 ---
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 When did people lose hope for the world?
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--- #49 fediverse/1908 ---
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 @user-1100 @user-1074 
 
 haha what the fuck
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--- #50 fediverse/2668 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: re: meta-adjacent, but fedi and Internet cultures in general too │
 └──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘


 @user-570 
 
 what does fash-jacket mean? :O
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--- #51 messages/772 ---
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 contrary to unpopular belief,
 
 it's good to be nice to people.
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--- #52 fediverse/5310 ---
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 you can intimidate anyone by saying "hello. we know more than you."
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--- #53 fediverse/267 ---
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 the unluckiest person in the world failed the most wisdom checks.
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--- #54 messages/537 ---
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 We need to find a way to care about all the shitheads who are going to have
 their hearts broken by trump
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--- #55 messages/377 ---
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 infinite dedication implies stagnation, don't be so quick to trust.
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--- #56 fediverse/2910 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────┐
 │ CW: politics         │
 └──────────────────────┘


 anyone who punches left is a fucking fed or a fascist or both
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--- #57 fediverse/5039 ---
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 ┌────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: politics-mentioned │
 └────────────────────────┘


 leftists be like "what if everyone was fed" and the response is "ah but what
 if they gave us some of their stuff first"
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--- #58 messages/81 ---
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 If humans don't have intrinsic worth, then neither do animals. Yet we humans
 respect animals to the best of our abilities.
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--- #59 fediverse/5837 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────┐
 │ CW: r-word-mentioned │
 └──────────────────────┘


 help I'm too special someone come be retarded with me
 
 [-2 followers]
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--- #60 fediverse/1777 ---
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 what if we taxed land not by charging money to keep it but rather by taking
 some of it and giving it to the bureau of land management
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--- #61 messages/763 ---
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 what if the reason god doesn't intervene is because all of their powers are
 warcrimes
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--- #62 messages/190 ---
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 Nobody cries if someone they think is evil has died.
 
 No one mourns the wicked.
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--- #63 messages/280 ---
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 Fighting each other is such a waste of ammo.
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--- #64 fediverse/6073 ---
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 evil is afoot. how's your kingdom faring today?
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--- #65 fediverse/5482 ---
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 ┌────────────────────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: cursing-mentioned-militaries-mentioned │
 └────────────────────────────────────────────┘


 when you have a massive, fuck-off military, sometimes the best thing to do is
 to just... use it.
 
 ah, but what do you do when the sky rains poison bombs?
 
 I dunno turn into candy people I guess /shrug
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--- #66 fediverse/476 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 ... then let me give my money to the people who actually made the damned
 thing...
 
 Ah that's the tricky part, isn't it?
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--- #67 fediverse/65 ---
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 if something makes sense physically, but not mathematically, then the
 mathematics are wrong.
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--- #68 messages/228 ---
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 Wish someone would tell me how much they hate me so I knew to be ashamed
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--- #69 fediverse/1412 ---
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 reverse dorian grey where someone looks decently old but every picture of them
 gets younger every year
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--- #70 fediverse/4821 ---
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 punch a nazi because they deserve it, not because you're unafraid
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--- #71 fediverse/1340 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────┐
 │ CW: lewd-joke        │
 └──────────────────────┘


 humans are fucked
 
 that's how they make new humans
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--- #72 fediverse/615 ---
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 wretched doesn't necessarily imply miserable.
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--- #73 messages/362 ---
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 Some people's parents never taught them to handle being yelled at when they
 were kids and honestly it shows
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--- #74 messages/1177 ---
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 it's more than a community if only one person asks where you've been.
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--- #75 fediverse/1771 ---
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 if you can't find them when you need them, then you don't have them.
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--- #76 fediverse/3815 ---
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 trying to tame a young dumb monster, wish me luck, I see good in him
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--- #77 fediverse/2045 ---
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 what if we taxed every ounce of resource that companies wasted
 
 (maybe with a multiplier for the current relative value of the substance -
 diamonds are more valuable than apples per pound)
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--- #78 fediverse/3266 ---
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 how many people do you think in the world know that screenshots of a website
 are not admissible proof because they can be trivially doctored by editing the
 html?
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--- #79 fediverse/421 ---
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 one of my duties is to make you aware of potentially bad things, cursed
 things, hurtful things and hard feelings, so that they are less able to harm
 you.
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--- #80 fediverse/6367 ---
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 what if: fediverse for people in submarines
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--- #81 fediverse_boost/5425 ---
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  “The road to authoritarianism is littered with people telling you you're overreacting.”  
  
                                                            
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--- #82 fediverse/5700 ---
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 it's okay if you hate me. Please don't have me and not tell me...
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--- #83 messages/578 ---
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 Why tf are the geese flying north 
 
 It's october...
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--- #84 fediverse/5804 ---
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 it's discriminatory to force introverts to return to office.
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--- #85 fediverse/2480 ---
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 so what if people want to sit on the couch eating cheetos? they're more than
 capable of something far greater, but of course they are allowed to spend as
 they like their life.
 
 their ONLY life.
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--- #86 fediverse/955 ---
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 @user-673 
 
 what if the boy who cried wolf saw teeth every time?
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--- #87 fediverse/3527 ---
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 @user-1268 
 
 so true
 
 and privilege that does depend on the oppression of others should not exist
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--- #88 fediverse/5726 ---
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 🖼
           local response  equals 1 while true do if response does not equal 0 then require: build, my_name, and heart. end.                  response  equals in_channel:peek()  humans are unafraid because anyone better than us would necessarily be kinder
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--- #89 fediverse/3965 ---
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 maybe some whiteboards and notebooks as well...
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--- #90 messages/132 ---
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 Man, who has the audacity to look at the breadth of the universe and say "is
 that all?"
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--- #91 fediverse/5185 ---
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 frankly it makes a ton of sense to me that computer programmers would have a
 game playing in the monitor. Gotta keep those brains active after all.
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--- #92 fediverse/2658 ---
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 "did you know that mentally ill people are oppressed minorities too?"
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--- #93 fediverse/3405 ---
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 on a scale of notways to almostever how would you rate your pain?
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--- #94 fediverse/6234 ---
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 good thing they can turn off their empathy module haha now they can torture
 them as they please
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--- #95 messages/925 ---
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 but also, somehow, the coolest, kindest person you know.
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--- #96 fediverse/4248 ---
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 jan soweli
 
 [stolen from reddit]
a picture of a fox person in the background with the words "jan" and "soweli" imprinted above  in Toki Pona, the language for good, "jan" means "person" and "soweli" means "animal", essentially implying that animal people are valid and precious and super-cool-friendly-pals.
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--- #97 fediverse/1437 ---
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 a perpetual motion machine would appear stable to the machine in motion
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--- #98 fediverse/5782 ---
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 sometimes I post random silly [scary] things to pad out the serious things and
 I hope that's okay
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--- #99 fediverse/3809 ---
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 "Ritz, we love you, but you're fucking stupid, so we're gonna have to break
 your legs now."
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--- #100 messages/891 ---
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 AI is worth less if it can't learn what a human can with the same amount of
 facts as a human.
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--- #101 fediverse/390 ---
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 @user-138 
 
 turns out most people are decent and kind, and cannabalism tends to be an act
 of either destitute desperation or unholy barbarism.
 
 something something bread and circuses work
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--- #102 fediverse/3855 ---
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 well, guess I'm a bad person again, this sucks. >.
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--- #103 fediverse/840 ---
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 @user-246 
 
 does checking yourself into a mental hospital / the morgue count as a
 political option?
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--- #104 messages/178 ---
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 A god is less of an object and more of a direction.
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--- #105 fediverse/27 ---
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 *looks in a mirror*
 
 why do all the gorgeous ones have to be fucking insane
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--- #106 fediverse/4658 ---
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 ... and then things got turned up to eleven
 
 what were they at before?
 
 ... eleven. why do you ask?
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--- #107 fediverse/956 ---
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 @user-579 
 
 it's not self loathing if you consent to it... right?
 
 ... right?
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--- #108 fediverse/4855 ---
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 "you should be acting like these people want to destroy you."me, to me
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--- #109 fediverse/1718 ---
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 dear old people - did you know computers don't need to have buttons? You can
 literally just type what you want to make happen (if you know the magic spell)
 and it'll just, do that thing
 
 how cool is that
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--- #110 messages/1229 ---
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 What if we just banished people who broke the rules? Then nobody would rarely
 get hurt. [do they take care of them elsewhere?]
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--- #111 fediverse/870 ---
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 @user-95 
 
 that makes sense to me!
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--- #112 messages/145 ---
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 Any political or moral philosophy is useless until tested against both good
 and evil
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--- #113 messages/431 ---
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 Rent is expensive because they only want you living there if you're working.
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--- #114 fediverse/2495 ---
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 @user-122 
 
 because you were born, and you grew!
 
 what else would you ask a person to do?
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--- #115 fediverse/904 ---
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 @user-631 
 
 a true joke would work in both ways, such that everyone's laughing. : )
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--- #116 fediverse/1672 ---
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 @user-1037 
 
 speaking from the perspective of a witch, the land does not care what lines we
 draw in the sand. Lines are a human thing.
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--- #117 fediverse/3806 ---
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 @user-1074 
 
 I think anyone who is against circumcision would also be against those other
 things
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--- #118 fediverse/487 ---
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 I don't really care about capitalism, sorry... why should the butcher be paid
 more than the baker? It's all a bit silly to me.
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--- #119 fediverse/3938 ---
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 @user-1265 
 
 you'd pull a child to the sidewalk if they were in danger, wouldn't you?
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--- #120 fediverse/5694 ---
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 if I can convince them not to fight will you give me what I demand?
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--- #121 messages/1212 ---
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 The gallow is more merciful than a lynching, but only just.
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--- #122 fediverse/5176 ---
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 what if corporations gave better quality products to people who clicked
 through their advertisement
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--- #123 fediverse/4751 ---
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 apparently security through obscurity is out, and security through community
 is in, don't ask me how I know that teehee
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--- #124 messages/180 ---
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 The worst thing about the past is:
 A. How much it sucked 
 B. How it's not here anymore
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--- #125 fediverse/1300 ---
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 eat another pickle
 
 you surely will not regret eating another pickle
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--- #126 fediverse/5451 ---
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 wildflowers and piss make pretty good soil.
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--- #127 fediverse/3351 ---
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 privacy doesn't mean anything on the internet to me because privacy on the
 internet doesn't mean anything to "them"
 
 gestures vaguely, maybe winks once or twice and/or presents an emphasis face
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--- #128 fediverse/1764 ---
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 Okay okay hear me out - but what if instead of  pumping oil out of the ground,
 we shoved a bunch of tree trunks down there and let them marinate for a few
 thousand years
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--- #129 messages/678 ---
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 ChatGPT needs a way to leave a thank-you without demanding a response
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--- #130 fediverse/5352 ---
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 what if we just went to nazi bars and fucked them up with crowbars until they
 were collectively forgotten
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--- #131 fediverse/4686 ---
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 Being in motion sucks. Literally can't even put on my shoes without thinking
 of toots to fart out.
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--- #132 messages/565 ---
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 What if we told teachers to teach lessons like "the urgency of time" or "the
 frailty of life" or "divide and conquer" or whatever
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--- #133 fediverse/1558 ---
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 Just because you haven't won yet, doesn't mean you've lost.
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--- #134 messages/276 ---
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 Boys be like "dang that's rough buddy" when all you want is for someone to
 solve your problems
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--- #135 messages/1138 ---
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 Valor, for the Iranian people.
 Vigor, for the American people.
 Violence, for the principled few.
 Authority, for those who knew.
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--- #136 fediverse/4540 ---
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 most people in the world are dumb as a bag of bricks
 
 but that's okay, I still love them, and so should you.
 
 everyone I hang out with is sharp as a tack
 
 and I love them still, for I don't have a preference for blunt objects.
 
 some people don't feel emotions
 
 I think they're just depressed
 
 some people can't stop
 
 won't stop, I say.
 
 really as long as they follow their heart and sing a tune that is true
 
 I think they're alright.
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--- #137 fediverse/2906 ---
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 │ CW: death-mentioned  │
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 I want to live in a world where people die when they're bored instead of old.
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--- #138 fediverse_boost/5473 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  Know what the US really sucks at?                                           
                                                                              
  REGIME CHANGE.                                                              
                                                                              
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--- #139 messages/166 ---
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 What if the boy who cried wolf saw teeth every time
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--- #140 fediverse/1825 ---
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 if one person is honest to everyone, then no-one can be honest to them for
 anything they want to keep hidden.
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--- #141 fediverse/2130 ---
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 nuts wait hang on ummmm how about FIST
 
 [2020 occurs]
 
 whoa worst year ever. Okay, um...
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--- #142 fediverse/5865 ---
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 to be clear, salting fields is dumb, don't do it, it's bad for the environment
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--- #143 fediverse/3076 ---
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 @user-1443 
 
 they need to do stuff like that or else the republicans would never win...
 
 which honestly is the most heartening thing I've heard all day.
 
 there are more of us than them, thank goodness.
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--- #144 fediverse/5538 ---
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 @user-1074 
 
 what do you do with the people who don't want to do that in particular and
 want to try a different sort of socialism?
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--- #145 messages/573 ---
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 There will come a day when we must spam our messages into every discord server
 we know. Hold on tight.
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--- #146 messages/326 ---
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 The only valuable thing to them in the cities are the people whose jobs
 they're currently eliminating.
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--- #147 messages/977 ---
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 cassandora and pandasandra, vavadane d' sevastavan
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--- #148 messages/107 ---
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 The most expensive is overpriced. The cheapest sucks. The middle option is the
 workhorse.
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--- #149 messages/901 ---
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 If war is not "volunteer only" then you have nothing to fight for.
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--- #150 fediverse/2379 ---
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 │ CW: uspol            │
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 they have the audacity to claim their plan for next year is a second
 revolution, as if we had sat idle
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--- #151 fediverse/4568 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 ... and like. idk what do you do at that point
 
 say "fuck it" and live with imperfection? embrace anti-natural selection?
 valorize deviance and queerness in digitally appropriated artistic media
 collections?
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--- #152 notes/dear-me ---
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 dear me: 
 
           DO SOMETHING USEFUL FOR ONCE
 
 that's all, fuck off and be helpful
 
 ... wow, rude.
 
 yeah I mean, I do helpful things. useful things, somethings.
 
 helpful.
 useful.
 
 many such cases, she says, with ultimate certainty, as if narrative could be
 prologued. but pronounced prolonged.
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--- #153 fediverse/4889 ---
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 is it really sedition if you have EVER even ONCE thought "I wonder how my
 country will kill me?"
 
 yes
 
 of course it is
 
 that's why it's important
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--- #154 fediverse/892 ---
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 @user-622 
 
 ah but a noble house would have armed guards who would drag you kicking and
 screaming out onto the cold winter night the moment you offended m'lordship
 
 frankly I could do with a good drag-and-kicking myself, where have all the
 good men-at-arms gone T.T
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--- #155 fediverse/1334 ---
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 │ CW: TMI-medical-issue-thing-don't-worry-about-it │
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 subconsciously running your hand over your butt every time you stand up to
 make sure you didn't pee your pants
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--- #156 fediverse/2111 ---
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 when someone deletes what they were typing and starts over, that means they
 have something more to share and you should try and figure out what it is with
 questions.
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--- #157 fediverse/5218 ---
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 "what if cannons were aimed like rifles?"the guy who was ahead of his time for
 rocket propelled grenades or laser guided airstrikes of small munition
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--- #158 fediverse/4572 ---
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 goodnight,
 people-who-all-agree-with-me-but-who-I-still-rant-to-anyway-because-I'm-full-of
 -rage, talk to you tomorrow. or whenever.
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--- #159 fediverse/562 ---
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 when peak unintelligibility levels have been reached, feel free to become
 unremarkable at your leisure.
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--- #160 fediverse/1891 ---
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 @user-1091 
 
 I knowwww some people are just thorny and prickly I guess.
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--- #161 fediverse/142 ---
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 @user-135 I only sorta know what that means 🙃​
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--- #162 fediverse/3253 ---
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 it's so weird how these days if you don't like someone you can exclude them
 from your social life entirely - like, wow... that hurts
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--- #163 fediverse/1707 ---
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 @user-217 
 
 well to the prison of the ancients
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--- #164 fediverse/3290 ---
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 │ CW: cursing-mentioned │
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 All because [redacted] stupid fucking dumb piece of shit [redacted] put their
 half-empty ice-cream mug next to [redacted] and forgot about it.
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--- #165 messages/481 ---
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 All because [redacted] stupid fucking dumb piece of shit [redacted] put their
 half-empty ice-cream mug next to [redacted] and forgot about it.
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--- #166 fediverse/4659 ---
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 I am cursed to break unwritten rules and damned to forget the most arbitrary
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--- #167 fediverse/3514 ---
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 @user-579 
 
 maybe if you pitch it to them with a presentation and offer to set up the
 infrastructure they would give you extra credit or an award or maybe just
 brownie points
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--- #168 fediverse/1680 ---
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 @user-1061 
 
 that happens sometimes, no clue why.
a picture of my neocities visitor counts. For some reason on two particular days it drops to like, 12 people for some reason? ? ?
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--- #169 fediverse/6437 ---
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 if I was writing a programming language, I'd name it C just to fuck with people
 
 (great, now others can decide how it's known)
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--- #170 fediverse/5124 ---
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 │ CW: re: NSFW, kink (ABDL), lewd pic w/o nudity │
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 @user-1370 
 
 wawawawawawawawawa : )
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--- #171 fediverse/3197 ---
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 @user-1259 
 
 pee
 tee 
 hee 
 you 
 can't 
 stop 
 mee
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--- #172 messages/274 ---
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 Can't help but wonder 
 
 If I ever was a real person at all
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--- #173 fediverse/5255 ---
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 │ CW: cursed           │
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 what if we genetically engineered cat fur to taste [good/bad] to cats and
 [good/bad] to humans
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--- #174 messages/460 ---
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 God can't do shit. He can just pull strings to get shit done.
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--- #175 fediverse/5261 ---
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 ents are basically "what if trees were fast"
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--- #176 fediverse/5584 ---
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 don't do ANYTHING unless you got at least two people working with you.
 Otherwise you'll burn out or be overwhelmed.
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--- #177 fediverse/1416 ---
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 @user-979 @user-980 
 
 they do it for power.
 
 power corrupts, and these profane desires they possess are the definition of
 evil.
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--- #178 fediverse/841 ---
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 │ CW: politics         │
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 universal basic income is nice and all, but what about universal basic rations?
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--- #179 fediverse/3659 ---
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 but to err is to be human
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--- #180 fediverse/1454 ---
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 ... what
A screenshot of a multiple-choice question labelled "Knowledge Check" (1 point possible, ungraded)  the question is: Which programming language is commonly used in Linux?  the possible responses: HTML JavaScript CSS HTML5
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--- #181 fediverse_boost/6152 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  What does a human slowly going insane look like to a corporation?           
                                                                              
  It looks like an additional monthly user.                                   
  
                                                            
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--- #182 fediverse/1035 ---
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 @user-757 @user-192 
 
 true and my suggestion doesn't provide a tracelog, pretty much just the status
 of the variables when it pauses or ends.
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--- #183 fediverse/2523 ---
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 I just want to stress that most people know more than me
 
 slept on my back. had a good dream. gonna shut the fuck up for a bit and see
 what ya'll get up to. ;) 😉
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--- #184 fediverse/1916 ---
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 "you don't seem autistic"
 
 wow no shit almost as if I had acting classes as a child
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--- #185 messages/97 ---
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 Would you prefer the world went on turning, with or without you?
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--- #186 fediverse/6262 ---
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 don't ever sacrifice a creature to a fate that is unknown.
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--- #187 fediverse/6318 ---
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 what if toki pona but for hieroglyphics like the gobi desert
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--- #188 messages/1067 ---
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 My feet are so heavy! Whoever thought shoes were a good idea?? I mostly walk
 on padded dirt!! - said the human
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--- #189 fediverse/3639 ---
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 love nature no matter what
 love nurture if they earn it
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--- #190 fediverse/3452 ---
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 │ CW: spirituality-gods-mentioned │
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 the goddess of madness is pretty sane, tbh
 
 it's not like there's just one tho
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--- #191 fediverse/597 ---
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 would your ancestors be more upset that you threw away a glowstick, or jealous
 that you can wear a firefly bracelet?
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--- #192 fediverse/3440 ---
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 @user-192 @user-763 
 
 omg who is that and why do I have gender envy
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--- #193 messages/551 ---
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 This gun is my sword 
 This blade is my weapon 
 And my foes will lay before me
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--- #194 messages/49 ---
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 [Audio: ramblings-of-a-whackadoodle.wav]
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--- #195 fediverse/1810 ---
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 some people hear words like "datastructures" and "object-oriented programming"
 and think they're made up terms that don't mean anything important.
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--- #196 fediverse/6331 ---
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 what if we bought homeless people motorcycles
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--- #197 fediverse/1293 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: re: fedi meta, the bad space, fediblock, misleading and untrue cw, uspol, speedrunning discourse, industrial revolution, aquarium tips │
 └──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘


 @user-921 
 
 where tf is all this discourse I always hear about like what are ya'll talking
 about
 
 ... are you talking about me
 
 [silly intrusive thoughts teehee pay no mind]
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--- #198 fediverse/1112 ---
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 @user-78 
 
 elle - emm - ayyyy - ohhhh
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--- #199 fediverse/2415 ---
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 @user-1074 @user-1209 @user-1262 
 
 heh what kind of vibe do I give?
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--- #200 fediverse/5050 ---
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 │ CW: political-theory │
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 "mankind would not consent to be governed if it had any other choice"
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