=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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 @user-95 i'm too sleepy to comprehend roko's cobra so I'm going to try again
 tomorrow
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--- #1 fediverse/3856 ---
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 I'm tired of working as hard as I can and still ending up wrong
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--- #2 fediverse/5798 ---
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 I'm too exhausted to go back out tonight T.T
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--- #3 messages/656 ---
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 ... I'm going to sit in bed and eat cheetos all day.
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--- #4 fediverse/4642 ---
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 i type too much, gtg to sleep.
 
 my cat yells at me whenever the click-clack starts to bother her ears.
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--- #5 fediverse/116 ---
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 @user-95 didn't work, I think I'm too tired
 
 ...zzzZZZzzz...
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--- #6 fediverse/2944 ---
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 @user-570 
 
 I'll let you know if I'm going tomorrow 
 : )
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--- #7 fediverse/645 ---
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 @user-470 
 
 sorry, I'll go to sleep now : )
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--- #8 messages/146 ---
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 maybe if I slept until the end of time,
 I'd do better on the way back.
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--- #9 fediverse/3707 ---
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 phew I'm tired of productivity, gonna play a game and fall asleep ^_^
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--- #10 fediverse/114 ---
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 made this, now I'm sleepy, goodnight
garth was born at the age of 25. he came from his mother's womb wielding a club, and he beat the men who came to kill her. Unfortunately though, they succeeded, and so began the single moment when garth has ever lose ed. garth was walking down the forest path one day, when a man came upon him. garth killed him. then another man came, and garth slew him as well. there was a tuff and a scruffle, and garth came out of it on top. garth once fought a boar, a rabbit, and a coccoon at the same time. he defeated them all through sheer patience and determination, and from it he took a tusk, a tooth, and a shattered glass of wine. garth came to a dungeon, and within it he found a treasure. he brought it to his elders, and they gave him a pat on the back. garth wanted more pats, so he searched and searched for treasure and always found it. because he was doing the right thing, and treasure wants to be found by those who would do good with it. I'm sure you don't know this, but once garth fought a dragon. they crashed through the skies and littered the fields of their home with the broken and crashed symbols of their own. garth defeated the dragon when one of it's claws broke, thus giving him the advantage. he took from that fight a shield of dragonscale, and a tabard made out of some cloth. there are more stories of garth that won't fit in this description box. 
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--- #11 fediverse/4171 ---
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 me, waking up in the morning and reading my own posts
 
 alright what's the damage this time
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--- #12 fediverse/5602 ---
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 "so wait why can't we go outside again"
 
 "I'm huuuuungry"
 
 girl we just ate
 
 "I'm tired"
 
 girl it's like 10am
 
 "can we snuggle?"
 
 yeah okay.
 
 that's why haha
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--- #13 fediverse/4397 ---
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 Tonight I'm going to sleep. Tomorrow I'm hopping on my bike.
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--- #14 fediverse/2313 ---
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 Gonna take another nap, last one was only 3 hours long. I'll sleep on my back
 this time, or else I'll rest for 3 hours I swear.
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--- #15 fediverse/1791 ---
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 @user-1080 
 
 I've been there. Maybe tomorrow you'll be here, but today will be hard.
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--- #16 fediverse/5010 ---
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 woke up, making breakfast, gonna walk soon, ttyl
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--- #17 fediverse/5456 ---
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 today I'm gonna paint a house and tomorrow I'm gonna go to the park.
 
 if I can't do that then I'll try tomorrow.
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║ │ i always somehow manage to succeed at things because i'm too silly to realize i was supposed to fail lmao │ ║
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--- #19 fediverse/2496 ---
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 ... zzz ZZZ zzz ...
 
 if sleep won't come I'll write down the thoughts that are keeping me up. that
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--- #20 fediverse/6014 ---
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 don't mind me just dreaming of a future where I can have whatever I want : )
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