=== ANCHOR POEM ===
═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────
 I'm tired of working as hard as I can and still ending up wrong
┌─────────┐                                                           ┌───────────┐
│ similar │                       chronological                       │ different │
╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┘

=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

--- #1 fediverse/114 ---
══════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────────
 ┌──────────────────────┐
 │ CW: generic warning  │
 └──────────────────────┘


 made this, now I'm sleepy, goodnight
garth was born at the age of 25. he came from his mother's womb wielding a club, and he beat the men who came to kill her. Unfortunately though, they succeeded, and so began the single moment when garth has ever lose ed. garth was walking down the forest path one day, when a man came upon him. garth killed him. then another man came, and garth slew him as well. there was a tuff and a scruffle, and garth came out of it on top. garth once fought a boar, a rabbit, and a coccoon at the same time. he defeated them all through sheer patience and determination, and from it he took a tusk, a tooth, and a shattered glass of wine. garth came to a dungeon, and within it he found a treasure. he brought it to his elders, and they gave him a pat on the back. garth wanted more pats, so he searched and searched for treasure and always found it. because he was doing the right thing, and treasure wants to be found by those who would do good with it. I'm sure you don't know this, but once garth fought a dragon. they crashed through the skies and littered the fields of their home with the broken and crashed symbols of their own. garth defeated the dragon when one of it's claws broke, thus giving him the advantage. he took from that fight a shield of dragonscale, and a tabard made out of some cloth. there are more stories of garth that won't fit in this description box. 
┌─────────┐                                                           ┌───────────┐
│ similar │                       chronological                       │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────────┘

--- #2 messages/633 ---
════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────
 Rest.
 Sleep.
 Heal.
 Recover.
┌─────────┐                                                           ┌───────────┐
│ similar │                       chronological                       │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────┘

--- #3 fediverse/1333 ---
════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────
 @user-944 @user-803 
 
 I'm sorry that what I said resonated with you : (
┌─────────┐                                                           ┌───────────┐
│ similar │                       chronological                       │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────┘

--- #4 fediverse/4279 ---
═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────
 ...zzzZZZzzz...
┌─────────┐                                                           ┌───────────┐
│ similar │                       chronological                       │ different │
╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────┘

--- #5 fediverse/4280 ---
═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────
I am brave with what I say but fearful with what I do 
┌─────────┐                                                           ┌───────────┐
│ similar │                       chronological                       │ different │
╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────┘

--- #6 fediverse/3707 ---
════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────
 phew I'm tired of productivity, gonna play a game and fall asleep ^_^
┌─────────┐                                                           ┌───────────┐
│ similar │                       chronological                       │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┘

--- #7 fediverse/3659 ---
════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────
 but to err is to be human
┌─────────┐                                                           ┌───────────┐
│ similar │                       chronological                       │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┘

--- #8 messages/482 ---
═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────
 I am indescribably furious right now
┌─────────┐                                                           ┌───────────┐
│ similar │                       chronological                       │ different │
╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘

--- #9 fediverse/5373 ---
══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────
 ┌─────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: re: nazis-mentioned │
 └─────────────────────────┘


 @user-138 
 
 I'm sure canadia had something similar...!
┌─────────┐                                                           ┌───────────┐
│ similar │                       chronological                       │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────┘

--- #10 fediverse/2988 ---
═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────
 I FEEL NAKED
┌─────────┐                                                           ┌───────────┐
│ similar │                       chronological                       │ different │
╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘

--- #11 fediverse/1454 ---
════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────
 ... what
A screenshot of a multiple-choice question labelled "Knowledge Check" (1 point possible, ungraded) the question is: Which programming language is commonly used in Linux? the possible responses: HTML JavaScript CSS HTML5 
┌─────────┐                                                           ┌───────────┐
│ similar │                       chronological                       │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────┘

--- #12 fediverse/2695 ---
══════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────
 i am a sinner
two panel meme the first is lisa simpson saying to bart simpson "It's fine! I don't mind at all" the second is an old-school renaissance style painting of a woman crying that says "your worst sin is that you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for nothing" a quote attributed to dostoyevsky 
┌─────────┐                                                           ┌───────────┐
│ similar │                       chronological                       │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┘

--- #13 fediverse/1112 ---
═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────
 @user-78 
 
 elle - emm - ayyyy - ohhhh
┌─────────┐                                                           ┌───────────┐
│ similar │                       chronological                       │ different │
╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────┘

--- #14 fediverse/6014 ---
══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────
 don't mind me just dreaming of a future where I can have whatever I want : )
┌─────────┐                                                           ┌───────────┐
│ similar │                       chronological                       │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────┘

--- #15 messages/213 ---
═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────
 Maybe I'm just woefully arcane?
┌─────────┐                                                           ┌───────────┐
│ similar │                       chronological                       │ different │
╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────┘

--- #16 messages/1305 ---
═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──
 ending graveyards forever
┌─────────┐                                                           ┌───────────┐
│ similar │                       chronological                       │ different │
╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─┘

--- #17 fediverse/1842 ---
═════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────
 I could never live happily ever after if a single one of you could not
┌─────────┐                                                           ┌───────────┐
│ similar │                       chronological                       │ different │
╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────┘

--- #18 fediverse/4086 ---
═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────
 I miss a time that never existed, anyone else?
┌─────────┐                                                           ┌───────────┐
│ similar │                       chronological                       │ different │
╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────┘

--- #19 fediverse/3000 ---
═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────
 I'll swear not to lose my mind if you swear to make the world a better place
┌─────────┐                                                           ┌───────────┐
│ similar │                       chronological                       │ different │
╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘

--- #20 bluesky#6 ---
═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────
 I wrote Ephemeren
┌─────────┐                                                           ┌───────────┐
│ similar │                       chronological                       │ different │
╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────┘