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 you little shit, you said you were gonna post here
 
 I'm sorry T.T
 
 okay that's better. just keep trying okay?
 
 always.
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

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 @user-1218 
 
 I do this sometimes... I'm sorry it just rhymes so well T.T
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--- #2 fediverse_boost/778 ---
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  a message to all my haters!                                                 
                                                                              
  i’m sorry i’m sorry i’m sorry i’m sorry i’m sorry i’m sorry what did i do wrong i’ll do anything to fix it i’m so sorry please i’ll do anything to get you to stop hating me i’m sorry i’m sorry i’m sorry i’m sorry i’m sorry i’m sorry  
  
                                                            
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--- #3 messages/1445 ---
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 Am I paranoid? You betcha.
 
 Will I apologize? ... Probably not. Sorry.
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 I suck at everything I do T.T
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--- #5 fediverse/1333 ---
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 @user-944 @user-803 
 
 I'm sorry that what I said resonated with you : (
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--- #6 fediverse/5700 ---
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 it's okay if you hate me. Please don't have me and not tell me...
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 ... wait, shit I forgot I was about to go do a thing, ttyl
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--- #8 fediverse/943 ---
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 @user-646 
 
 babbling, yes, but that's just how I do. sorry to bother you.
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--- #9 fediverse/3776 ---
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 whenever repeating letters like thiiiiiiis  or thisssss make sure if you're
 doing K's that you have at least four
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--- #10 fediverse/6191 ---
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 oh nuts, I forgot to post these last night. sorry... here ya go:
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--- #11 fediverse/4177 ---
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 I miss my friend who doesn't want to talk to me anymore T.T
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--- #12 fediverse/6434 ---
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 *confess your sins to me* I'm sorry I once had a thought
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--- #13 fediverse/5767 ---
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 confuser of the way I'm sorry T.T
 
 "please don't work people into a panic, it's literally tuesday"
 
 I want to cry
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 @user-1370 
 
 you don't have to apologize for escalating your response to trauma
 
 it's cool
 
 we get it
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--- #15 fediverse/1889 ---
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 @user-1091 
 
 I'm sorry I didn't mean to be upsetting! I'll try and be more considerate. If
 everyone agrees there's never anything to talk about besides how great
 everyone else is, and that's boring, so... I'm sorry I thought you liked what
 I was saying from the stars on my comments.
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--- #16 fediverse/253 ---
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 @user-201 this post hurts my autism T.T
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--- #17 fediverse/1957 ---
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 I might let you down, but I'll never betray you.
 
 ... I'm letting someone down right now. I'm sorry.
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--- #18 fediverse/1840 ---
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 I'm never remorseful for being wrong, I'm sorry that I hurt your feelings.
 
 Remorse is useless once corrected, if correction is due.
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 @user-246 
 
 I'm sorry for your loss
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 @user-883 
 
 sorry T.T
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