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 *confess your sins to me* I'm sorry I once had a thought
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

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 @user-944 @user-803 
 
 I'm sorry that what I said resonated with you : (
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--- #2 fediverse/609 ---
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 @user-246 
 
 I'm sorry for your loss
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--- #3 fediverse/10 ---
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 @user-11 oh god I'm so sorry. That's the worst feeling.
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--- #4 fediverse/1957 ---
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 I might let you down, but I'll never betray you.
 
 ... I'm letting someone down right now. I'm sorry.
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--- #5 messages/1445 ---
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 Am I paranoid? You betcha.
 
 Will I apologize? ... Probably not. Sorry.
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 @user-1218 
 
 I do this sometimes... I'm sorry it just rhymes so well T.T
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--- #7 fediverse_boost/778 ---
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  a message to all my haters!                                                 
                                                                              
  i’m sorry i’m sorry i’m sorry i’m sorry i’m sorry i’m sorry what did i do wrong i’ll do anything to fix it i’m so sorry please i’ll do anything to get you to stop hating me i’m sorry i’m sorry i’m sorry i’m sorry i’m sorry i’m sorry  
  
                                                            
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--- #8 fediverse/943 ---
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 @user-646 
 
 babbling, yes, but that's just how I do. sorry to bother you.
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--- #9 fediverse/817 ---
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 whoops nevermind sorry I'm such a clutz
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 oh nuts, I forgot to post these last night. sorry... here ya go:
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--- #11 fediverse/1840 ---
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 I'm never remorseful for being wrong, I'm sorry that I hurt your feelings.
 
 Remorse is useless once corrected, if correction is due.
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--- #12 fediverse/6311 ---
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 "thank you" isn't gratitude in the same way "sorry" isn't a complete apology
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--- #13 fediverse/3130 ---
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 "are you helping or hurting?"
 
 I'm speaking. I'm sorry. Some works hurt some and help others.
 
 Honesty and being true to yourself is important, but there's a time and place
 for some words.
 
 I'm kinda bad with timing, if you couldn't tell...
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--- #14 fediverse/2695 ---
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 i am a sinner
two panel meme  the first is lisa simpson saying to bart simpson "It's fine! I don't mind at all"  the second is an old-school renaissance style painting of a woman crying that says "your worst sin is that you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for nothing" a quote attributed to dostoyevsky
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--- #15 fediverse/5051 ---
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 "ritz you're so mean"
 
 sorry.
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 @user-570 
 
 hehe sorry 
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--- #17 fediverse/586 ---
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 @user-419 
 
 the smell of decay is the smell of creation, as life is recycled into that
 which gives birth to new forms
 
 so... that smell is probably me, I haven't showered in a while. sorry.
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 oh nuts forgot to post these last night. sorry. here ya go:
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--- #19 fediverse/6094 ---
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 whoops, I tripped and fell onto my keyboard and started posting, my bad!
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 I can't get into a game with swords like this, I'm sorry, those aren't swords
 they're stat sticks...
picture of an anime girl offering a sword  picture of a second anime girl looking at the sword with disgust because the sword is obviously ornamental or ceremonial in some way. It has strange spiky bits and weird impossible-to-use features like a dragon shaped handle and an impossible shape.
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