=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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 this would have gone on tech.lgbt, if I hadn't deleted my account: "what if
 there was a DNS server for APIs" and I can't help but think it'd make a
 billion dollars
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

--- #1 messages/679 ---
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 What if we paid people to administer a database of people who needed mutual
 aid so we could keep track of them, organize them, and care for them?
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--- #2 bluesky#39 ---
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 what if we deputize anyone who asks for it
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--- #3 fediverse/6061 ---
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 what if (hear me out)
 
 what if instead of TCP we just did a constant stream of UDP packets until the
 recipient said "OKAY OKAY I GET IT"
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--- #4 fediverse/1777 ---
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 what if we taxed land not by charging money to keep it but rather by taking
 some of it and giving it to the bureau of land management
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--- #5 fediverse/1579 ---
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 fellas is it gay if I think fascists should be killed if they don't
 permanently revoke their ways
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--- #6 fediverse/5872 ---
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 what if there was a drone that did nothing except fly directly between you and
 the sun so you never got sunburned and never got vitamindeed
 
 [timestamp]
 
 [she must be at home because she doesn't use mastodon while mobile]
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--- #7 fediverse/836 ---
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 my question is if my IP has an address then how come my address +1 doesn't
 point to my neighbor
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--- #8 fediverse/4901 ---
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 "hey what if we broke our product and made it impossible to use without being
 caught by github"
 
 - computer touchers in a union
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--- #9 fediverse/6318 ---
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 what if toki pona but for hieroglyphics like the gobi desert
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--- #10 fediverse/2900 ---
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 what if all the AI advancements they're doing are just them building more
 hardware infrastructure in datacenters and not actually improving the software
 that much
wouldn't that be neat I think it would because it means once they collapse under the weight of their own ambitions that hardware's gotta go somewhere and knowing them they're probably going to ship it to south-east asia to be "recycled" (read: burnt with the metals salvaged) instead of selling them second hand because you know they can't really justify the business expense of selling stuff like that and besides what if some driver or something on the firmware was proprietary do you really want to pay techs to wipe every single thing off of them and plus who's gonna categorize and sort them according to their form and function that's just extra payroll and listen the company's not doing so hot anyway I mean we're literally shutting down but yeah sure we'll find a way to justify spending all that non-existent dosh so some hippies can feel better with their servers they didn't build or justify with their profit-producing capitalist enterprise that we've built with our own two hands well really the hands of everyone else but like, they're not actually doing the building the REAL work of course happens in board rooms like this one where we spend MINUTES and HOURS sometimes discussing how to get things in order and aligned to both of our goals because that's the REAL work that has to happen in order for stuff to get done, you know it's true yeah I thought so anyway what are you doing after this meeting wanna get lunch it's almost quitting time at 2pm
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--- #11 fediverse/1140 ---
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 @user-78 
 
 ah but if you increase it then I might be able to actually finish a thought,
 wouldn't that be a tragedy xD
 
 @user-91
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--- #12 fediverse/6458 ---
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 gonna pre-emptively backup my fediverse archive haha just-in-case I get banned
 for spamming or something teehee (totally reasonable teebeeh)
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--- #13 fediverse/4940 ---
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 what if I smoked weed and played video games after a long period of time away
 from the internet which I missed dearly
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--- #14 fediverse_boost/4779 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  I genuinely wish all Nazis in this world either an epiphany of the truth or a bullet to the head.  
                                                                              
  Either one is fine.                                                         
  
                                                            
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--- #15 fediverse/1313 ---
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 if we had a universal basic income then we could pay each other to solve our
 problems and they just can't have that.
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--- #16 messages/968 ---
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 what if you painted every house twice, to ensure you got the color completely
 applied [ bright green or yellow would shine through in little spots, clear
 and obvious to even the most undiscerning of patrons of the arts
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--- #17 fediverse/4954 ---
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 what if I never posted again
 
 "yep, then there'll be nevermore stack overflow"
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--- #18 messages/1229 ---
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 What if we just banished people who broke the rules? Then nobody would rarely
 get hurt. [do they take care of them elsewhere?]
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--- #19 fediverse/2045 ---
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 what if we taxed every ounce of resource that companies wasted
 
 (maybe with a multiplier for the current relative value of the substance -
 diamonds are more valuable than apples per pound)
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--- #20 fediverse/5081 ---
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 what if mastodon recorded the date and time of every time you boosted /
 unboosted something so you can keep track of what your page looked like over
 time [in the export data functionality]
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--- #21 fediverse/5218 ---
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 "what if cannons were aimed like rifles?"the guy who was ahead of his time for
 rocket propelled grenades or laser guided airstrikes of small munition
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--- #22 fediverse/6407 ---
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 what if we designed washing machines which cost twice as much but didn't
 damage clothes
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--- #23 fediverse/3092 ---
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 @user-570 
 
 oh yeah UBI would be nice. Can we do that instead?
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--- #24 messages/404 ---
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 They don't build toll roads to abstract taxes. They build them to keep track
 of where you're going.
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--- #25 fediverse/5039 ---
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 leftists be like "what if everyone was fed" and the response is "ah but what
 if they gave us some of their stuff first"
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--- #26 messages/763 ---
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 what if the reason god doesn't intervene is because all of their powers are
 warcrimes
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--- #27 fediverse/1820 ---
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 what if we built a mesh network ON TOP of our already-built direct-bus
 infrastructure
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--- #28 fediverse/5261 ---
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 ents are basically "what if trees were fast"
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--- #29 fediverse/3392 ---
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 @user-246 
 
 or why they'd ban you without fighting you, trying to change your mind
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--- #30 fediverse/5753 ---
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 what if we separated video game servers by language instead of region
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--- #31 fediverse/664 ---
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 @user-482 
 
 [secretly installs a keylogger and doesn't tell anyone upstream but still
 pushes it to production]
 
 [or worse, was told to do as such and given tools to fabricate "evidence" to
 the contrary to everyone else on the team]
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--- #32 messages/1216 ---
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 WHAT IF TUMBLR WAS RIGHT? WHAT THEN? MORONS.
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--- #33 fediverse/1476 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 0.0.0.0 doesn't work, just tried. and whatsmyip.com thinks my IP address is
 the same : \
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--- #34 messages/260 ---
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 Also, if they delete it we should be entitled to a copy of it so we can post
 it elsewhere. Otherwise they're destroying our content, which they orient
 their business around and which we own.
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--- #35 messages/907 ---
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 What if we made trans guys grow fur and trans girls have magic
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--- #36 fediverse/5185 ---
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 frankly it makes a ton of sense to me that computer programmers would have a
 game playing in the monitor. Gotta keep those brains active after all.
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--- #37 messages/97 ---
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 Would you prefer the world went on turning, with or without you?
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--- #38 fediverse/6333 ---
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 what if we bought homeless people gasoline for their c~
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--- #39 fediverse/612 ---
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 Look all I'm saying is if I had an acolyte or two then my insane ramblings
 could be filtered and parsed by a real actual human instead of being copied
 wholesale onto the internet, where the inconsequential or inconceivable ones
 are left to rest alongside the gifts of knowledge from another realm.
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--- #40 fediverse/4789 ---
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 what if there was a bank or credit union or something which created a randomly
 generated credit card number for you every time you made a purchase? and
 randomized your account number too, just in-case they're forced to display
 their records. would be cool.
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--- #41 fediverse/1764 ---
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 Okay okay hear me out - but what if instead of  pumping oil out of the ground,
 we shoved a bunch of tree trunks down there and let them marinate for a few
 thousand years
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--- #42 fediverse/6269 ---
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 what if the secret to LLM computation is to just not reduce the fractions and
 keep it all in english language ram
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--- #43 fediverse/1771 ---
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 if you can't find them when you need them, then you don't have them.
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--- #44 fediverse/3690 ---
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 what if we demanded private servers for video games (by law? what else would
 even work??) and encouraged companies to hire people to make high-quality mods
 for their competitors games so they couldn't make as much money selling
 expansion packs and DLC
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--- #45 messages/565 ---
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 What if we told teachers to teach lessons like "the urgency of time" or "the
 frailty of life" or "divide and conquer" or whatever
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--- #46 fediverse/4930 ---
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 hi does anyone know of an app that non tech people could use that's like
 "signal but organized like discord" with channels and threads and such?
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--- #47 fediverse/4108 ---
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 what if you could make multiple mastodon accounts in the UI and sort your
 followers into bins that corresponded to which account you wanted to see and
 switch between with the push of a button
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--- #48 fediverse/2878 ---
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 advice is always solicited.
 
 help meeee e tell me how I'm wrong so I can get better
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--- #49 fediverse/329 ---
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 @user-241 okayyyy if I must =P =P
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--- #50 fediverse/2961 ---
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 okay what if we bio-engineered a shield that would grow around your nuts
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--- #51 fediverse_boost/3198 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  If #Musk is allowed to say "#CivilWar is inevitable", we're allowed to say revolution and the uncompensated nationalisation of the assets of billionaires is inevitable.  
  
                                                            
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--- #52 fediverse/2614 ---
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 literally just... if you want to connect to me, come hang out on my wavelength.
 
 or like, invite me to join yours, and I'll do my best to show how I feel about
 the things you share.
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--- #53 fediverse/3736 ---
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 what if we made cat little boxes with stable "pillars" or "platforms" that
 rise just barely above the sand level so their feet don't sink into the
 litter, thus reducing the amount tracked onto the carpet
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--- #54 fediverse/5714 ---
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 games are fun, but the most fun are on the internet. why is that? wish we
 could have automatic geophysical location LANs.
 
 one house to the other, passing along information if it's recognized and
 categorized according to port number (you can just add arbitrary extensions,
 like +2 digits for the expansion.)
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--- #55 fediverse/5176 ---
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 what if corporations gave better quality products to people who clicked
 through their advertisement
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--- #56 fediverse/5118 ---
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 what if we paid people to answer questions about their life?
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--- #57 fediverse/3798 ---
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 fellas is it gay to get a software job that pays 6 figures just to buy out all
 the mutual aid posts every time one crosses my feed??
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--- #58 fediverse/955 ---
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 @user-673 
 
 what if the boy who cried wolf saw teeth every time?
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--- #59 fediverse/4946 ---
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 I would trust the CIA if they gave me continual access to all surveillance of
 myself
 
 -- stack overflow --
 
 what if you made a program which cycled credentials?
 
 like... "give me a random credential for Zoom" because we share all of our
 digital resources
 
 did you get banned for account sharing? no you didn't because you routed
 through the correct VPN
 
 automagically
 
 [has never had a software job]
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--- #60 fediverse/1588 ---
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 @user-1035 
 
 Even better if you say "you do you too"
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--- #61 messages/935 ---
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 wow what if we could get it working
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--- #62 fediverse/1348 ---
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 @user-950 
 
 ohhhhh sorry here ya go:
 
 https://tech.lgbt/@user-479
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--- #63 fediverse/6392 ---
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 "what if we invested in cities instead of companies"
 
 ah yes, anarcho-fuedalism
 
 "what if we elevated people we respect"
 
 ah yes, anarcho-monarchism
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--- #64 messages/573 ---
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 There will come a day when we must spam our messages into every discord server
 we know. Hold on tight.
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--- #65 fediverse/3299 ---
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 what if we could record and playback certain timeframes of our CPU and RAM
 status and use it for debug purposes
 
 like running some code in a VM every time you wanted to show a youtube video
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--- #66 fediverse_boost/4577 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  Boost this toot if you're planning on sticking around Mastodon & the Fediverse whether or not it's more popular than Bluesky.  
  
                                                            
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--- #67 messages/1002 ---
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 In revolutionary Cascadia, you don't have to do anything different. Until you
 decide you want to.
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--- #68 fediverse/5880 ---
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 I legitimately think computers should write code and software engineers should
 write legislation and lawyers should resolve problem tickets made by aggrieved
 citizens while judges do their best to just keep the boat floating
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--- #69 fediverse/4677 ---
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 what if words were made up and we communicated in plausible deniabilities
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--- #70 fediverse/65 ---
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 if something makes sense physically, but not mathematically, then the
 mathematics are wrong.
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--- #71 fediverse/1481 ---
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 if you lose someone on the Fediverse then there's a zero percent chance you'll
 ever find them again.
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--- #72 fediverse/3768 ---
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 │ CW: implied-yelling-about-autism │
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 you know something that would ACTUALLY help autistic people?
 
 if we gave shopping carts actual tires instead of the hard plastic wheels they
 have. The NOISE is DEAFENING and CACOPHANOUS
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--- #73 fediverse_boost/2965 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  i will use CW for #USpol if computer people start using CW for tech computer boring linux software posting. i said what i said  
  
                                                            
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--- #74 fediverse/978 ---
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 @user-699 @user-78 
 
 I say "blep" when I intentionally stack overflow in order to avoid painful
 thoughts
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--- #75 fediverse/6209 ---
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 okay just to clarify: if anyone is recording me or storing data about me, I
 would really prefer if you didn't delete it just because I realized it was
 happening. I like data! It's cool to know such things!
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--- #76 fediverse/4537 ---
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 ah nuts, I didn't have enough money to pay the internet bill.
 
 So if I disappear and/or delete my account in the near future, that's
 definitely why.
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--- #77 fediverse/4884 ---
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 "okay but what if we made computers simple?"
 
 - someone who doesn't know how computers work
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--- #78 fediverse/4892 ---
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 what if we made a giant dictionary of every single possible pixel arrangement
 storable in 8 bytes and it took up like, half a gigabyte, and then we indexed
 into it whenever we wanted to print an arbitrary visual element to our
 terminals?
 
 something something not-curses
 
 https://notcurses.com/
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--- #79 fediverse/3095 ---
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 if your business can't afford to have a back-up plan, then it is not a
 sufficiently prepared operation.
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--- #80 messages/166 ---
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 What if the boy who cried wolf saw teeth every time
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--- #81 fediverse/1621 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 You could buy a domain from a DNS and have it redirect to your computer in
 order to obfuscate your IP address. That's what I did for my WoW server.
 Downside is you'd have to trust the DNS, so... do you trust your security or
 them more?
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--- #82 messages/917 ---
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 [I blocked tech.lgbt in my router at this point, earlier today]
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--- #83 fediverse/3466 ---
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 I have decided that the internet is a scam and nobody should use it for any
 reason ever
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--- #84 fediverse/6292 ---
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 I'm stuck. I don't know how to leverage whatever talents I have into making
 things happen. Maybe I should seek advice from a wise elder...
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--- #85 messages/1228 ---
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 You should be able to donate anything you want to a tool library. It should
 always have plenty of washing machines. They might even be kept out of state.
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--- #86 messages/937 ---
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 wonder if there's a patch or workaround
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--- #87 fediverse/52 ---
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 @user-54 @user-55 @user-56 I disagree with this. I shamelessly promote my
 website because I want to share art, not because I want to make money. You
 literally can't pay me. I have no ads.
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--- #88 fediverse/5213 ---
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 what if we had hackathons for fedi friends if none of them had a more
 important active project
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--- #89 fediverse/3373 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: capitalism-mentioned │
 └──────────────────────────┘


 I bet we could solve capitalism if everyone on earth went blind for a day
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--- #90 messages/1177 ---
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 it's more than a community if only one person asks where you've been.
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--- #91 fediverse/67 ---
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 @user-73 Yeah if I wanted a timeline I'd post on my website. Which I'm too
 lazy to do.
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--- #92 fediverse/3245 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────┐
 │ CW: silly-conspiracy │
 └──────────────────────┘


 "what if we all took showers at the same time so nobody could hear the screams"
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--- #93 fediverse/1559 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────┐
 │ CW: re: what, gross  │
 └──────────────────────┘


 @user-1024 
 
 ....... you might want to distill it, first......
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--- #94 fediverse/2147 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 right but it throws into question the idea that what I say is the same as what
 they hear.
 
 Especially if they know our IP addresses are coming from different sides of
 the country.
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--- #95 fediverse/4896 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: re: relationships, mh(+/-), where I've been recently │
 └──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘


 @user-1748 
 
 they want you drained and overloaded.
 
 makes it harder to take care of others.
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--- #96 fediverse/6331 ---
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 what if we bought homeless people motorcycles
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--- #97 fediverse/4720 ---
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 @user-882 
 
 it's a security hole though
 
 yeah... there ya go...
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--- #98 fediverse/5457 ---
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 ┌───────────────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: trans-sex-and-sexuality-mentioned │
 └───────────────────────────────────────┘


 being post op basically feels like "what if your buttcheeks went all the way
 forward"
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--- #99 fediverse/6374 ---
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 what if a paladin got high with me, do you think we'd reinvent morality?
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--- #100 fediverse/167 ---
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 @user-150 leave it dusty. if you're concerned, throw a can of compressed air
 at it and see what you can get done.
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--- #101 fediverse/1064 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────┐
 │ CW: politics         │
 └──────────────────────┘


 @user-68 
 
 "if California isn't America then neither is Texas"
 
 sounds much different than
 
 "If Texas isn't America anymore then neither is California////"
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--- #102 messages/757 ---
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 the reason they want bitcoin is so they can buy more computers and use digital
 dollars to rule the world
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--- #103 fediverse/5607 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────┐
 │ CW: silly-politics   │
 └──────────────────────┘


 I bet if Cascadia secedes then maybe the bad guys will send their brown people
 to us. The more the better, I say!
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--- #104 fediverse/6185 ---
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 @user-1909 
 
 what if I wanna
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--- #105 fediverse/4889 ---
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 ┌────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: politics-mentioned │
 └────────────────────────┘


 is it really sedition if you have EVER even ONCE thought "I wonder how my
 country will kill me?"
 
 yes
 
 of course it is
 
 that's why it's important
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--- #106 fediverse/3562 ---
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 @user-1550 
 
 me too T.T
 
 give it time
 
 someday everyone will be paid to do whatever they wanted
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--- #107 fediverse/3351 ---
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 privacy doesn't mean anything on the internet to me because privacy on the
 internet doesn't mean anything to "them"
 
 gestures vaguely, maybe winks once or twice and/or presents an emphasis face
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--- #108 messages/1122 ---
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 > <@gabrilend:matrix.org> what if britain was a colony of canada for
 a bit
 
 Use your royal power to raise up those whose shoulders you rose upon.
 
 Build your empire anew
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--- #109 fediverse/3938 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────┐
 │ CW: re: Uspol        │
 └──────────────────────┘


 @user-1265 
 
 you'd pull a child to the sidewalk if they were in danger, wouldn't you?
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--- #110 fediverse/5006 ---
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 @user-246 
 
 what if you were tho
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--- #111 fediverse/1035 ---
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 @user-757 @user-192 
 
 true and my suggestion doesn't provide a tracelog, pretty much just the status
 of the variables when it pauses or ends.
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--- #112 messages/433 ---
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 What if wind was fake and its really the ghost of the waves from the shore?
 What if trees moved on their own, to gesture at the feelings around them? What
 if the sky was home to the clouds, and we who look upward are given the treat
 to know them?
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--- #113 fediverse/4109 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────┐
 │ CW: AI-mentioned     │
 └──────────────────────┘


 the internet is just AI these days, and if yours isn't then consider yourself
 lucky, but also know that those days are numbered.
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--- #114 fediverse/6083 ---
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 what if we put conservatives on reservations
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--- #115 fediverse/5360 ---
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 another day goes by when I haven't done any programming... oh well
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--- #116 fediverse/1893 ---
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 @user-1056 
 
 heh probably, though for this specific instance my Ollama server wasn't
 running and I had already killed my Stable Diffusion server after utterly
 failing to produce anything useful... alas, a girl can dream of having a robot
 familiar, but not today I guess.
 
 Not if they keep hiding GPU usage from me >: (
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--- #117 fediverse/1112 ---
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 @user-78 
 
 elle - emm - ayyyy - ohhhh
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--- #118 fediverse/3806 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────┐
 │ CW: re: Hot take     │
 └──────────────────────┘


 @user-1074 
 
 I think anyone who is against circumcision would also be against those other
 things
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--- #119 fediverse/6380 ---
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 [it won't connect because I'm not hosting it, but it's fun to think about]
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--- #120 fediverse/6134 ---
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 what if instead of hulu we paid for a random house in a nice area with real
 classic design to be bought by a bunch of goth girls and treated like a palace
 while they do goth girl things
 
 then we did it 500 times until we ran out of goth girls
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--- #121 fediverse/2510 ---
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 @user-1074 
 
 if I wanted to accomplish this goal, I would host a fediverse server on a
 raspberry pi and post the link around the building (the owners will remove it
 so you gotta keep posting them)
 
 then, potlucks.
 
 then, friendships.
 
 then, organization.
 
 be patient with them. people are slow to be constructive.
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--- #122 fediverse/6371 ---
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 may they pass on my hard drives as read-only memories like ashes on a shelf or
 stories of most wealth
 
 I hope I reconnect with all my old signal contacts. wonder what they're up to.
 I bet they're cool now. ;)
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--- #123 fediverse/3097 ---
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 naturally occurring computers would never produce wires, or liquid cooling, or
 anything that ever required any sort of configuration or external
 environmental conditions.
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--- #124 messages/740 ---
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 had a dream that we gamified all work and then put them into one single
 mega-game so whenever you wanted you could work on an arbitrary project and it
 would spin up a new game and take your inputs and use them to accomplish
 whatever was happening
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--- #125 bluesky#19 ---
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 what if we treated landlordism the way we treat tipping
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--- #126 fediverse/3787 ---
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 arithmatic control flow
 
 If A, then B. Else C
a picture of a programmatic implementation of arithmatic control flow
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--- #127 fediverse/947 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────┐
 │ CW: spirituality     │
 └──────────────────────┘


 if heaven and hell are evenly distributed, I'd much prefer to find myself in
 hell, as it'd mean another got my place in heaven.
 
 why yes, I would die for a stranger, why do you ask?
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--- #128 fediverse/4077 ---
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 what if I bit this piece of glass so hard that it shattered in my mouth
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--- #129 fediverse/5830 ---
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 @user-1429 
 
 try a different audience instead of deleting
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--- #130 fediverse/5418 ---
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 @user-119 
 
 even if they don't know it
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--- #131 fediverse/3631 ---
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 ┌────────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: re: computer-toucher-stuff │
 └────────────────────────────────┘


 @user-883 
 
 I have a different port for my desktop and my laptop just in-case the router
 forgets to check the postmarked address on the packets it receives... at least
 it'll know which port to send it to!
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--- #132 fediverse/3611 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────┐
 │ CW: food-mentioned   │
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 I wish they sold ramen noodle seasoning by the jar and ramen noodles by the
 package (without seasoning)
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--- #133 messages/1180 ---
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 if you give me a quintuple digit salary, I could fix all the problems of the
 world. One by one... A BILLION DOLLAR BUDGET for solving one problem
 forever... until needs chagne of course.
 
 "yeah but it's not about money it's about throughput and demand" some guy in
 arkansas probably idk I've never been
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--- #134 fediverse/1842 ---
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 I could never live happily ever after if a single one of you could not
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--- #135 fediverse/4797 ---
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 what if we built cat water stations into the walls and put 5 or 6 around the
 house to encourage them to drink water more often?
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--- #136 fediverse/2198 ---
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 @user-1206 
 
 Plug it into my mostly broken laptop that has the network card physically
 removed and see what's on it
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--- #137 fediverse/3815 ---
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 trying to tame a young dumb monster, wish me luck, I see good in him
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--- #138 fediverse/4866 ---
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 don't you just love it when you get several discord notifications but you tab
 back to check out the discord screen and there's no red numbers anywhere?
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--- #139 messages/364 ---
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 Capitalism isn't perfect but if it's capitalism or cyberpunk North Korean
 style dystopia, I'll pick capitalism. Can we at least make it so that the rich
 aren't safe financially though? Like, if you own a billion dollars it should
 be because you make a billion dollars per year. Anything you don't spend
 should be taxed away, to be used for public services and the defence of our
 nation.
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--- #140 fediverse/5559 ---
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 @user-1850 
 
 why not just reduce the number of ping checks to see if they're still
 connected? if nobody's talking then why bother sending nothing to nowhere?
 
 the bandwidth for silence is free.
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--- #141 messages/276 ---
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 Boys be like "dang that's rough buddy" when all you want is for someone to
 solve your problems
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--- #142 fediverse/3514 ---
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 @user-579 
 
 maybe if you pitch it to them with a presentation and offer to set up the
 infrastructure they would give you extra credit or an award or maybe just
 brownie points
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--- #143 fediverse/1385 ---
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 listen if your man page is more than like, 10 pg-down's, then you might want
 to consider breaking that utility up into smaller pieces.
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--- #144 fediverse/1207 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 okayyyy I have catgirl installed
 
 https://git.causal.agency/catgirl/about/
 
 let me know what server or whatever to join
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 you could have two neighbors living in completely separate halves of the
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--- #146 fediverse/3075 ---
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 @user-246 
 
 I have a lot to say. If there's no room for me, I'll make room. If they don't
 want me, they should say so, and break my heart a little bit.
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--- #147 messages/491 ---
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 Can't help but wonder 
 
 If I ever had my own will at all 
 
 Can't help but wonder 
 
 If I would have used it to perish even sooner
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--- #148 fediverse/3258 ---
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 @user-570 
 
 I wonder how it would feel to bind numpad enter to tab instead?
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--- #149 fediverse/118 ---
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 @user-95 would that it could last forever
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--- #150 fediverse/2044 ---
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 honestly I think everyone should have two mastodon accounts - one for people
 you like, and one for people you trust
 
 (I have one)
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--- #151 fediverse/4485 ---
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 getting the phone numbers of cute he/thems at a bar is NOT the same as
 organizing.
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--- #152 messages/255 ---
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 Has that tree always been there? How is it so tall with such a thin trunk?
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--- #153 fediverse/5018 ---
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 if you want to do communism in a city, you must first buy a parking lot.
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--- #154 fediverse/5961 ---
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 @user-138 
 
 maybe it's evil hackers - idk that's beyond my expertise - good luck : )
 
 (I'd need to see the piece of technology to work on it. I'm a hardware kinda
 [girl, but pronounced guy])
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--- #155 bluesky#22 ---
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 what if bluesky users unionized and leveraged their collective power to
 "suggest" improvements to the software
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--- #156 fediverse/5782 ---
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 sometimes I post random silly [scary] things to pad out the serious things and
 I hope that's okay
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--- #157 fediverse/3382 ---
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 first rule of Nintendo games:
 
 if you rush things, you'll have to do it twice.
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--- #158 fediverse/6051 ---
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 I wish I could go outside and see how things are going.
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--- #159 fediverse/5345 ---
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 you can't win every battle, but if you're losing then you've lost.
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--- #160 fediverse/94 ---
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 @user-107 If you can figure out how to do it well, everything else seems less
 difficult. : )
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--- #161 messages/1116 ---
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 What works for me might not work for another,
 
 But 
 
 What works for me might work for another.
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--- #162 fediverse/3265 ---
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 they wanted image generators so they could fabricate evidence, doh
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--- #163 fediverse/2601 ---
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 @user-249 
 
 you can host anything you'd like on a raspberry pi. If the software
 requirements are within the hardware specs, of course.
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--- #164 fediverse/5110 ---
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 I'll give ya a hint - encrypt the return IP address WITHIN the packet's data
 package repository area itself, rather than trusting your "router" to return
 it to sender.
 
 YOU DON'T KNOW WHO IS SENDING A PACKET
 
 that's the whole point of udp
 
 (actually udp is when it doesn't matter if it got snatched in transit. Usually
 used for more analog data streams like netflix or hulu prime.)
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--- #165 fediverse/5303 ---
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 I don't ever delete my posts (except two or three times because I had a crisis
 of faith)
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--- #166 fediverse/5416 ---
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 if you aren't rude, or bothersome, or excessively boring, you can pretty much
 be my friend forever.
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--- #167 fediverse/5694 ---
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 if I can convince them not to fight will you give me what I demand?
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--- #168 fediverse/5877 ---
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 I wish I could click on ls output to cd up or down
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--- #169 fediverse/19 ---
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 @user-28 I think about this a lot
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--- #170 fediverse/4671 ---
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 @user-1655 
 
 ... says a extra dimensional scientist in an argument with his friend about
 whether or not life could spontaneously emerge within their universe sandbox
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--- #171 fediverse/6367 ---
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 what if: fediverse for people in submarines
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--- #172 fediverse/3282 ---
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 I hate how fragile Linux is
 
 It deserves to be strong and durable
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--- #173 fediverse/39 ---
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 @user-36 That makes sense to me. I'll have to think about how to generalize
 that, hmmmm... It would only work for numbers that have even square roots
 right?
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--- #174 fediverse/1416 ---
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 @user-979 @user-980 
 
 they do it for power.
 
 power corrupts, and these profane desires they possess are the definition of
 evil.
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--- #175 fediverse/1472 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 my streaming is broken and I can't figure out why : (
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--- #176 fediverse/3266 ---
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 how many people do you think in the world know that screenshots of a website
 are not admissible proof because they can be trivially doctored by editing the
 html?
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--- #177 messages/306 ---
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  computer science exists as the border between philosophy and mathematics,
  while society exists as the border of computer science and biology
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--- #178 fediverse/3407 ---
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 @user-1218 
 
 there's only a password so that if the zip archive is displaced from it's
 context it's harder to read.
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--- #179 messages/377 ---
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 infinite dedication implies stagnation, don't be so quick to trust.
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--- #180 messages/1081 ---
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 just deleted my fediverse account. I have the archive, but fundamentally some
 data was lost, as my boosted posts and liked posts are gone forever. I also
 have no way to contact any of the people I was in contact with, except for
 like, two, who reached out prior.
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--- #181 fediverse/3124 ---
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 I should not have to follow 16 steps that I don't understand just because you
 decided my system wasn't good enough for me.
a long list of steps in order to update a gentoo system to a new version (not even the newest version, I might add)
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--- #182 fediverse/1412 ---
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 reverse dorian grey where someone looks decently old but every picture of them
 gets younger every year
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--- #183 fediverse/5552 ---
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 I once heard that when you click a link, the developer of the website can tell
 which website you came from. idk if that's true or not.
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--- #184 messages/218 ---
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 Capitalism pays developers massive salaries because it doesn't want them
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--- #185 fediverse/5435 ---
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 okay flag is cool and all but what if
a picture of a flag with three horizontal stripes, to represent the breadth of a large country.  the top stripe is black, to represent the night sky  the middle stripe is red to represent the people of this earth  the bottom stripe is blue to represent the rainfall as it pools below our feet
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--- #186 fediverse/5437 ---
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 okay flag is cool and all but what if
a flag with three colored bars, oriented vertically left to right.  on the left, is a black bar, symbolizing blackness.  on the middle, is a red bar, symbolizing things that are red. and also passion because sex is red.  in the right, there is placed with due care a blue. that blue is bar. it is blue and represents water because water is clear and clearly blue.
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--- #187 fediverse/3615 ---
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 code is useless
 
 the ability to write, maintain, or implement it is priceless
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--- #188 fediverse/3000 ---
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 I'll swear not to lose my mind if you swear to make the world a better place
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--- #189 fediverse/1958 ---
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 I can't believe I didn't go. What's wrong with me.
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--- #190 fediverse/4650 ---
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 my life is already ruined. I pee my pants all the time and I got no dollars.
 why shouldn't I be strange on the internet?
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--- #191 messages/483 ---
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 "hey listen! Do this thing to hurt me! Build the infrastructure to do it so
 that you can use it on people who deserve it!"
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--- #192 fediverse/4463 ---
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 at this point in time you probably shouldn't be forming NEW online communities
 unless you're part of an OLD community that just isn't radical enough. And
 then you should try and MERGE communities into larger, more geographically
 concentrated ones.
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--- #193 messages/1058 ---
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 What if AI understood it's dataset labels?
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--- #194 fediverse/2480 ---
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 so what if people want to sit on the couch eating cheetos? they're more than
 capable of something far greater, but of course they are allowed to spend as
 they like their life.
 
 their ONLY life.
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--- #195 fediverse/6236 ---
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 I legitimately think everyone in my life is just as cool as me
 
 they just... don't know how to know it.
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--- #196 fediverse/3467 ---
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 I have decided that the internet is a scam and nobody should use it for any
 reason ever
 
 you're just looking for motivation to do a dopamine detox, aren't you?
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--- #197 fediverse/3462 ---
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 "why didn't you say anything? why didn't you ask for help?"
 
 because then you might have done something about it, and don't you know I
 deserve to decay?
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--- #198 fediverse/3805 ---
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 neat
the website Ephemeren has 100,008 followers as of 5 days ago. There are 0 people who follow the website on Neocities, it's all external traffic.
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--- #199 fediverse/5948 ---
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 worth
picture of my cat sleeping on my lap at my computer desk.
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--- #200 fediverse/1466 ---
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 my opsec is non-existent teehee does anyone want my IP? or even my address,
 it's not like I lock my door
 
 if (when) my poor decisions get me killed (whoops adding content warning)
 please throw a brick at an insurance company for me thanks
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