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this would have gone on tech.lgbt, if I hadn't deleted my account: "what if
there was a DNS server for APIs" and I can't help but think it'd make a
billion dollars
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===
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What if we paid people to administer a database of people who needed mutual
aid so we could keep track of them, organize them, and care for them?
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--- #2 bluesky#39 ---
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what if we deputize anyone who asks for it
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--- #3 fediverse/6061 ---
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what if (hear me out)
what if instead of TCP we just did a constant stream of UDP packets until the
recipient said "OKAY OKAY I GET IT"
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--- #4 fediverse/1777 ---
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what if we taxed land not by charging money to keep it but rather by taking
some of it and giving it to the bureau of land management
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--- #5 fediverse/1579 ---
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fellas is it gay if I think fascists should be killed if they don't
permanently revoke their ways
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--- #6 fediverse/5872 ---
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│ CW: cannabis-mentioned │
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what if there was a drone that did nothing except fly directly between you and
the sun so you never got sunburned and never got vitamindeed
[timestamp]
[she must be at home because she doesn't use mastodon while mobile]
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--- #7 fediverse/836 ---
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my question is if my IP has an address then how come my address +1 doesn't
point to my neighbor
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--- #8 fediverse/4901 ---
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"hey what if we broke our product and made it impossible to use without being
caught by github"
- computer touchers in a union
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--- #9 fediverse/6318 ---
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what if toki pona but for hieroglyphics like the gobi desert
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--- #10 fediverse/2900 ---
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what if all the AI advancements they're doing are just them building more
hardware infrastructure in datacenters and not actually improving the software
that much
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--- #11 fediverse/1140 ---
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@user-78
ah but if you increase it then I might be able to actually finish a thought,
wouldn't that be a tragedy xD
@user-91
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gonna pre-emptively backup my fediverse archive haha just-in-case I get banned
for spamming or something teehee (totally reasonable teebeeh)
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--- #13 fediverse/4940 ---
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what if I smoked weed and played video games after a long period of time away
from the internet which I missed dearly
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if we had a universal basic income then we could pay each other to solve our
problems and they just can't have that.
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what if you painted every house twice, to ensure you got the color completely
applied [ bright green or yellow would shine through in little spots, clear
and obvious to even the most undiscerning of patrons of the arts
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--- #17 fediverse/4954 ---
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what if I never posted again
"yep, then there'll be nevermore stack overflow"
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What if we just banished people who broke the rules? Then nobody would rarely
get hurt. [do they take care of them elsewhere?]
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--- #19 fediverse/2045 ---
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what if we taxed every ounce of resource that companies wasted
(maybe with a multiplier for the current relative value of the substance -
diamonds are more valuable than apples per pound)
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--- #20 fediverse/5081 ---
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what if mastodon recorded the date and time of every time you boosted /
unboosted something so you can keep track of what your page looked like over
time [in the export data functionality]
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