=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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 what if (hear me out)
 
 what if instead of TCP we just did a constant stream of UDP packets until the
 recipient said "OKAY OKAY I GET IT"
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

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 what if we built a mesh network ON TOP of our already-built direct-bus
 infrastructure
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--- #2 fediverse/3299 ---
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 what if we could record and playback certain timeframes of our CPU and RAM
 status and use it for debug purposes
 
 like running some code in a VM every time you wanted to show a youtube video
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--- #3 fediverse/4954 ---
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 what if I never posted again
 
 "yep, then there'll be nevermore stack overflow"
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--- #4 fediverse/5079 ---
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 what if you boosted everything when someone liked it [when someone liked your
 post] and if they boost it then you read the first couple posts on their
 paragraph, just to say "hey" in return
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--- #5 fediverse/1777 ---
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 what if we taxed land not by charging money to keep it but rather by taking
 some of it and giving it to the bureau of land management
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--- #6 fediverse/1588 ---
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 @user-1035 
 
 Even better if you say "you do you too"
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--- #7 fediverse/2614 ---
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 literally just... if you want to connect to me, come hang out on my wavelength.
 
 or like, invite me to join yours, and I'll do my best to show how I feel about
 the things you share.
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--- #8 fediverse/3787 ---
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 arithmatic control flow
 
 If A, then B. Else C
a picture of a programmatic implementation of arithmatic control flow
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--- #9 fediverse/6269 ---
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 what if the secret to LLM computation is to just not reduce the fractions and
 keep it all in english language ram
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--- #10 messages/935 ---
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 wow what if we could get it working
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--- #11 fediverse/65 ---
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 if something makes sense physically, but not mathematically, then the
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--- #12 fediverse/955 ---
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 @user-673 
 
 what if the boy who cried wolf saw teeth every time?
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--- #13 fediverse/1035 ---
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 @user-757 @user-192 
 
 true and my suggestion doesn't provide a tracelog, pretty much just the status
 of the variables when it pauses or ends.
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--- #14 fediverse/6185 ---
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 @user-1909 
 
 what if I wanna
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--- #15 fediverse/5753 ---
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 what if we separated video game servers by language instead of region
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--- #16 fediverse/6318 ---
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 what if toki pona but for hieroglyphics like the gobi desert
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--- #17 bluesky#39 ---
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 what if we deputize anyone who asks for it
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--- #18 fediverse/2900 ---
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 what if all the AI advancements they're doing are just them building more
 hardware infrastructure in datacenters and not actually improving the software
 that much
wouldn't that be neat I think it would because it means once they collapse under the weight of their own ambitions that hardware's gotta go somewhere and knowing them they're probably going to ship it to south-east asia to be "recycled" (read: burnt with the metals salvaged) instead of selling them second hand because you know they can't really justify the business expense of selling stuff like that and besides what if some driver or something on the firmware was proprietary do you really want to pay techs to wipe every single thing off of them and plus who's gonna categorize and sort them according to their form and function that's just extra payroll and listen the company's not doing so hot anyway I mean we're literally shutting down but yeah sure we'll find a way to justify spending all that non-existent dosh so some hippies can feel better with their servers they didn't build or justify with their profit-producing capitalist enterprise that we've built with our own two hands well really the hands of everyone else but like, they're not actually doing the building the REAL work of course happens in board rooms like this one where we spend MINUTES and HOURS sometimes discussing how to get things in order and aligned to both of our goals because that's the REAL work that has to happen in order for stuff to get done, you know it's true yeah I thought so anyway what are you doing after this meeting wanna get lunch it's almost quitting time at 2pm
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--- #19 fediverse/4720 ---
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 @user-882 
 
 it's a security hole though
 
 yeah... there ya go...
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--- #20 fediverse/5124 ---
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 @user-1370 
 
 wawawawawawawawawa : )
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--- #21 fediverse/4901 ---
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 "hey what if we broke our product and made it impossible to use without being
 caught by github"
 
 - computer touchers in a union
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--- #22 fediverse/2601 ---
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 @user-249 
 
 you can host anything you'd like on a raspberry pi. If the software
 requirements are within the hardware specs, of course.
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--- #23 fediverse/3092 ---
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 @user-570 
 
 oh yeah UBI would be nice. Can we do that instead?
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--- #24 fediverse/5559 ---
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 @user-1850 
 
 why not just reduce the number of ping checks to see if they're still
 connected? if nobody's talking then why bother sending nothing to nowhere?
 
 the bandwidth for silence is free.
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--- #25 fediverse/875 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 block input/output TO the protocol? versus the other one which blocks the
 input/output protocol
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--- #26 fediverse/329 ---
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 @user-241 okayyyy if I must =P =P
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--- #27 messages/166 ---
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 What if the boy who cried wolf saw teeth every time
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--- #28 fediverse/6286 ---
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 how can you call it a computer science education if the students can't even
 send packets
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--- #29 fediverse/2045 ---
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 what if we taxed every ounce of resource that companies wasted
 
 (maybe with a multiplier for the current relative value of the substance -
 diamonds are more valuable than apples per pound)
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--- #30 fediverse/5435 ---
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 okay flag is cool and all but what if
a picture of a flag with three horizontal stripes, to represent the breadth of a large country.  the top stripe is black, to represent the night sky  the middle stripe is red to represent the people of this earth  the bottom stripe is blue to represent the rainfall as it pools below our feet
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--- #31 fediverse/5437 ---
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 okay flag is cool and all but what if
a flag with three colored bars, oriented vertically left to right.  on the left, is a black bar, symbolizing blackness.  on the middle, is a red bar, symbolizing things that are red. and also passion because sex is red.  in the right, there is placed with due care a blue. that blue is bar. it is blue and represents water because water is clear and clearly blue.
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--- #32 fediverse/589 ---
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 @user-440 
 
 please please please please please please please please please please please
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--- #33 fediverse/1242 ---
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 one way to network is to connect other people.
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--- #34 messages/377 ---
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 infinite dedication implies stagnation, don't be so quick to trust.
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--- #35 fediverse/5948 ---
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 worth
picture of my cat sleeping on my lap at my computer desk.
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--- #36 fediverse/6376 ---
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 @user-1879 
 
 good
 
 helpful, and useful
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--- #37 messages/1216 ---
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 WHAT IF TUMBLR WAS RIGHT? WHAT THEN? MORONS.
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--- #38 fediverse/3285 ---
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 ah well guess I can't stream things hehe
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--- #39 fediverse/6057 ---
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 gonna touch grass. maybe do some programming. ttyl
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--- #40 fediverse/3832 ---
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 I got SSH working!!!
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--- #41 fediverse/1472 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 my streaming is broken and I can't figure out why : (
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--- #42 fediverse/4900 ---
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 if you wanna trick systems administrators just put a bunch of sleeps in your
 code so your computer programs don't use up all the mainframe's resources all
 at once
 
 [statements dreamed up by the practically deranged]
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--- #43 fediverse/3631 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 I have a different port for my desktop and my laptop just in-case the router
 forgets to check the postmarked address on the packets it receives... at least
 it'll know which port to send it to!
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--- #44 fediverse/5081 ---
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 what if mastodon recorded the date and time of every time you boosted /
 unboosted something so you can keep track of what your page looked like over
 time [in the export data functionality]
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--- #45 fediverse/1437 ---
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 a perpetual motion machine would appear stable to the machine in motion
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--- #46 fediverse/4896 ---
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 @user-1748 
 
 they want you drained and overloaded.
 
 makes it harder to take care of others.
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--- #47 fediverse/4960 ---
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 vim plugin where every tab changes the font color
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--- #48 fediverse/5006 ---
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 @user-246 
 
 what if you were tho
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--- #49 fediverse/5360 ---
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 another day goes by when I haven't done any programming... oh well
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--- #50 fediverse/5829 ---
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 what if we just put two windows in each window, and made one have glass and
 the other had screen. Then, slide one or both and you can open or close.
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--- #51 fediverse/3737 ---
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 Nix the complexity.
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--- #52 messages/678 ---
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 ChatGPT needs a way to leave a thank-you without demanding a response
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--- #53 fediverse/1385 ---
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 listen if your man page is more than like, 10 pg-down's, then you might want
 to consider breaking that utility up into smaller pieces.
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--- #54 messages/763 ---
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 what if the reason god doesn't intervene is because all of their powers are
 warcrimes
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--- #55 fediverse/3282 ---
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 I hate how fragile Linux is
 
 It deserves to be strong and durable
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--- #56 fediverse/1416 ---
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 @user-979 @user-980 
 
 they do it for power.
 
 power corrupts, and these profane desires they possess are the definition of
 evil.
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--- #57 fediverse/1112 ---
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 @user-78 
 
 elle - emm - ayyyy - ohhhh
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--- #58 fediverse/3901 ---
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 @user-1550 mkdir ~/icons
 mv ./*.png ~/icons
 
 
 maybe?
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--- #59 fediverse/3111 ---
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 @user-1423 
 
 yes it does and okayyyy!
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--- #60 fediverse/878 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 omggg would it kill them to add a "synchronous" / "asynchronous" to the end of
 the name, sheesh
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--- #61 messages/381 ---
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 just waiting for the day when they build wifi antennas into flash drives and
 constantly broadcast their contents to whoever wants them...
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--- #62 fediverse/6407 ---
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 what if we designed washing machines which cost twice as much but didn't
 damage clothes
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--- #63 fediverse/6333 ---
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 what if we bought homeless people gasoline for their c~
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--- #64 messages/1053 ---
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 Anyway here's what i came to say:
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--- #65 fediverse/6083 ---
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 what if we put conservatives on reservations
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--- #66 messages/679 ---
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 What if we paid people to administer a database of people who needed mutual
 aid so we could keep track of them, organize them, and care for them?
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--- #67 fediverse/6331 ---
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 what if we bought homeless people motorcycles
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--- #68 fediverse/2961 ---
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 okay what if we bio-engineered a shield that would grow around your nuts
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--- #69 fediverse/118 ---
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 @user-95 would that it could last forever
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--- #70 fediverse/3429 ---
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 configuring Linux is programming
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--- #71 fediverse/5973 ---
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 omg T.T
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--- #72 fediverse/3197 ---
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 @user-1259 
 
 pee
 tee 
 hee 
 you 
 can't 
 stop 
 mee
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--- #73 fediverse/870 ---
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 @user-95 
 
 that makes sense to me!
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--- #74 messages/762 ---
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 what if discord servers formed unions
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--- #75 messages/937 ---
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 wonder if there's a patch or workaround
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--- #76 fediverse/769 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 what was the meta?
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--- #77 fediverse_boost/5483 ---
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--- #78 fediverse/4940 ---
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 what if I smoked weed and played video games after a long period of time away
 from the internet which I missed dearly
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--- #79 messages/925 ---
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 but also, somehow, the coolest, kindest person you know.
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--- #80 fediverse/135 ---
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 @user-95 back when games had more value because you only had like, 6 of them
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--- #81 fediverse/5786 ---
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 wow what a sopping evening
 
 glad I'm not out in the rain
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--- #82 fediverse/83 ---
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 @user-89 hence why it shut down, I guess
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--- #83 fediverse/1771 ---
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 if you can't find them when you need them, then you don't have them.
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--- #84 messages/1002 ---
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 In revolutionary Cascadia, you don't have to do anything different. Until you
 decide you want to.
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--- #85 messages/1229 ---
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 What if we just banished people who broke the rules? Then nobody would rarely
 get hurt. [do they take care of them elsewhere?]
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--- #86 fediverse/3643 ---
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 if you cannot rapidly reorganize, then you are not organized.
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--- #87 messages/573 ---
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 There will come a day when we must spam our messages into every discord server
 we know. Hold on tight.
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--- #88 fediverse/941 ---
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 @user-562 @user-655 
 
 I relate to that...
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--- #89 fediverse/3805 ---
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 neat
the website Ephemeren has 100,008 followers as of 5 days ago. There are 0 people who follow the website on Neocities, it's all external traffic.
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--- #90 messages/1171 ---
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 build it into the filesystem...
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--- #91 fediverse/5110 ---
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 I'll give ya a hint - encrypt the return IP address WITHIN the packet's data
 package repository area itself, rather than trusting your "router" to return
 it to sender.
 
 YOU DON'T KNOW WHO IS SENDING A PACKET
 
 that's the whole point of udp
 
 (actually udp is when it doesn't matter if it got snatched in transit. Usually
 used for more analog data streams like netflix or hulu prime.)
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--- #92 fediverse/1524 ---
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 maybe I should try microdosing, see if I can convince this part of me to stick
 around
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--- #93 fediverse/5418 ---
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 @user-119 
 
 even if they don't know it
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--- #94 fediverse/231 ---
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 spaghetti, fedi?
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--- #95 messages/578 ---
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 Why tf are the geese flying north 
 
 It's october...
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--- #96 fediverse/1482 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 I feel like SSH keys to log into every website should be a standard
 
 or something similar
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--- #97 bluesky#19 ---
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 what if we treated landlordism the way we treat tipping
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--- #98 fediverse/4049 ---
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 humans can only do what they believe they can do because they believe they can
 do
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--- #99 fediverse/6145 ---
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 then, here's the cool part, if you share your software people might like it
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--- #100 fediverse/3626 ---
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 ritz why would you say this
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--- #101 fediverse/5877 ---
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 I wish I could click on ls output to cd up or down
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--- #102 fediverse/872 ---
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 @user-608 
 
 games-as-an-api when
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--- #103 fediverse/102 ---
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 @user-5 why not just use a keyboard? 🙃​
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--- #104 fediverse/4751 ---
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 apparently security through obscurity is out, and security through community
 is in, don't ask me how I know that teehee
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--- #105 fediverse/3965 ---
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 maybe some whiteboards and notebooks as well...
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--- #106 messages/565 ---
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 What if we told teachers to teach lessons like "the urgency of time" or "the
 frailty of life" or "divide and conquer" or whatever
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--- #107 messages/949 ---
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 like if everyone was a package manager repository
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--- #108 fediverse/2622 ---
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 what kind of linux user are you if you don't even like reading terminal
 output? it's USEFUL and INTERESTING information!
 
 WHY ELSE WOULD THE PROGRAMMER OUTPUT IT???
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--- #109 fediverse/2668 ---
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 @user-570 
 
 what does fash-jacket mean? :O
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--- #110 fediverse/5118 ---
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 what if we paid people to answer questions about their life?
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--- #111 fediverse/5862 ---
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 time to do some programming...
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--- #112 fediverse_boost/5500 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  unhinged rants per random number                                            
  
                                                            
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--- #113 fediverse/6367 ---
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 what if: fediverse for people in submarines
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--- #114 fediverse/797 ---
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 irc is bloat
 
 use ssh + write to chat with your friends instead
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--- #115 fediverse/6126 ---
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 @user-1900 
 
 if you can do ethernet instead of usb, this might work:
 
 https://pine64.com/product/star64-model-a-8gb-single-board-computer/
 
 it's got two ethernet ports.
top-down picture of the board left-right oriented top-down picture of the board angular and isometric perspective of the USB ports and power input and switch isometric side-view of the hdmi output, ethernet ports, and audio out. wait this one's the D/C input, and the other one on the previous picture is the audio output channel.
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--- #116 fediverse/5264 ---
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 │ CW: re: mention of NSFW topics and religion, link to ABDL content │
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 @user-1370 @user-1785 
 
 teehee : )
a picture of a splash-zone page for a website which requires login in order to see the content of the packets being displayed, which is similar to the previous post and related because it ironically and a little sarcastically but in a friendly way displays the same mechanic of content-of-packet deprivation which affected the previous other alternative person in the post-chain.  ... hang on, what was I saying? oh yes~
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--- #117 bluesky#4 ---
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 what if I played a video game
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--- #118 fediverse/61 ---
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 @user-71 omg how~!
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--- #119 fediverse/3333 ---
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 @user-246 
 
 idealized reality >:D
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--- #120 fediverse/3334 ---
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tumblr post:  "Oh you have a degree and a career? well I'm going grocery shopping with my mom"
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--- #121 fediverse/5184 ---
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 what if we made vitamin cheetos
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--- #122 fediverse/4789 ---
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 what if there was a bank or credit union or something which created a randomly
 generated credit card number for you every time you made a purchase? and
 randomized your account number too, just in-case they're forced to display
 their records. would be cool.
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--- #123 fediverse/3126 ---
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 │ CW: open-source-spirituality │
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 thank god for open source software
 
 thank god for open source software developers
 
 thank open source developers for god
 
 thank developers, my god
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--- #124 messages/1077 ---
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 mystical, not mstical [microsoft style]
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--- #125 fediverse/6299 ---
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 OH
 
 this right here is so crucial
noblesse oblige /ō-blēzh′/ noun      Benevolent, honorable behavior considered to be the responsibility of persons of high birth or rank. The honourable obligation that is the responsibility of those of high rank; in American English this often includes the expectation of benevolent actions such as helping those less fortunate. The obligation of those of high rank to be honorable and generous (often used ironically).
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--- #126 messages/1119 ---
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 what if britain was a colony of canada for a bit
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--- #127 fediverse/1558 ---
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 Just because you haven't won yet, doesn't mean you've lost.
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--- #128 fediverse/5176 ---
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 │ CW: cursed-post      │
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 what if corporations gave better quality products to people who clicked
 through their advertisement
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--- #129 fediverse/5724 ---
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 never say "nevermind" when you've got a good idea
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--- #130 fediverse/4077 ---
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 what if I bit this piece of glass so hard that it shattered in my mouth
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--- #131 fediverse/5872 ---
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 │ CW: cannabis-mentioned │
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 what if there was a drone that did nothing except fly directly between you and
 the sun so you never got sunburned and never got vitamindeed
 
 [timestamp]
 
 [she must be at home because she doesn't use mastodon while mobile]
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--- #132 fediverse/1810 ---
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 some people hear words like "datastructures" and "object-oriented programming"
 and think they're made up terms that don't mean anything important.
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--- #133 fediverse/1129 ---
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 │ CW: silly-autism-brain-thought │
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 misskey? more like kissmey amiright
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--- #134 messages/1052 ---
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 Just pushing send now...
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--- #135 fediverse/3871 ---
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 │ CW: music            │
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 http://schizoid.in/
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--- #136 fediverse/4057 ---
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 RITZ stop spamming, ya dingus
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--- #137 fediverse/3188 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 they liiiiike you 😋 
 
 maybe they'll hire you!
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--- #138 fediverse/1548 ---
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 @user-889 
 
 omg bottom left T.T
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--- #139 messages/968 ---
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 what if you painted every house twice, to ensure you got the color completely
 applied [ bright green or yellow would shine through in little spots, clear
 and obvious to even the most undiscerning of patrons of the arts
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--- #140 fediverse/4524 ---
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 │ CW: chatGPT-mentioned │
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 phew that takes a load off my mind : )
A screenshot of a chatGPT conversation  the user asks "How about politically? Are they a radical individual?"  the web search results filtered through a large language model replies: "Based on the public information, there is no public record of Ritz Menardi's political views or affiliations. Their online presence primarily focuses on technology, music, and creative writing, without any indication of radical political beliefs or activities."
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--- #141 fediverse/4086 ---
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 I miss a time that never existed, anyone else?
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--- #142 fediverse/6418 ---
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 great discoveries are just rants that end with something unknown or an
 unsolved question [breakthrough]
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--- #143 messages/97 ---
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 Would you prefer the world went on turning, with or without you?
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--- #144 fediverse/233 ---
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 @user-189 yah chillies are good as long as we can put shallots in it too!
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--- #145 bluesky#6 ---
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 I wrote Ephemeren
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--- #146 fediverse/5497 ---
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 what if you left a change of clothes at every friend's place that you
 remembered~?
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--- #147 fediverse/3736 ---
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 what if we made cat little boxes with stable "pillars" or "platforms" that
 rise just barely above the sand level so their feet don't sink into the
 litter, thus reducing the amount tracked onto the carpet
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--- #148 fediverse_boost/2965 ---
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  i will use CW for #USpol if computer people start using CW for tech computer boring linux software posting. i said what i said  
  
                                                            
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--- #149 fediverse/5607 ---
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 │ CW: silly-politics   │
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 I bet if Cascadia secedes then maybe the bad guys will send their brown people
 to us. The more the better, I say!
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--- #150 fediverse/5782 ---
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 sometimes I post random silly [scary] things to pad out the serious things and
 I hope that's okay
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--- #151 fediverse/1547 ---
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 @user-217 
 
 big bang, big crunch, viewed looking down the spine of time
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--- #152 fediverse/1034 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 be careful, recursion can cause stack overflows.
 
 better to run function pointers from a loop. That way you can operate as long
 as necessary. Just make sure you don't get in an infinite loop...
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--- #153 fediverse/1530 ---
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 made a video about ghost ninjas
 
 https://youtu.be/WQ3nQqR40Ac
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--- #154 fediverse/3332 ---
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 @user-246 
 
 oh no T.T
ritz is not a hot name apparently, as it's not in the database.
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--- #155 fediverse/2871 ---
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 @user-470 
 
 good idea 😭 👍
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--- #156 fediverse/4221 ---
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 @user-1582 
 
 🌀 :ms_confused: 🥴 🙃 😎 😋 🥰
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--- #157 fediverse/4296 ---
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 @user-1655 
 
 why don't we just weaponize email and send json to each other that ends up
 parsed, interpreted, and presented on the end-user's computer using whatever
 client we want?
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--- #158 fediverse/4871 ---
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 ahhhhhh gotta log off
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--- #159 fediverse/3097 ---
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 naturally occurring computers would never produce wires, or liquid cooling, or
 anything that ever required any sort of configuration or external
 environmental conditions.
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--- #160 fediverse/6296 ---
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 @user-1918 
 
 I can't wait to see a timelapse! The universe is gorgeous, and the fact that
 we can see this is beyond amazing!
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--- #161 fediverse/757 ---
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 @user-8 
 
 do you go camping often? =P
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--- #162 fediverse/1842 ---
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 I could never live happily ever after if a single one of you could not
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--- #163 fediverse/4979 ---
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 They said "compete or die" and I said no.
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--- #164 fediverse/6349 ---
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 if all you see are allies, slow down. 
 
 never come to a stop, even through sleep.
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--- #165 fediverse/4308 ---
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 :ms_confused:
255 boosts  422 favorites
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--- #166 fediverse/6184 ---
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 what if... ice-cream for bears
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--- #167 fediverse/4677 ---
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 what if words were made up and we communicated in plausible deniabilities
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--- #168 bluesky#8 ---
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 what if the *one ring* was a flash drive
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--- #169 fediverse/4646 ---
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 https://youtu.be/s6ygpYn3x2M
 
 (still uploading, give it a bit)
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--- #170 fediverse/1348 ---
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 @user-950 
 
 ohhhhh sorry here ya go:
 
 https://tech.lgbt/@user-479
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--- #171 fediverse/6380 ---
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 [it won't connect because I'm not hosting it, but it's fun to think about]
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--- #172 fediverse/3690 ---
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 what if we demanded private servers for video games (by law? what else would
 even work??) and encouraged companies to hire people to make high-quality mods
 for their competitors games so they couldn't make as much money selling
 expansion packs and DLC
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--- #173 fediverse/1559 ---
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 @user-1024 
 
 ....... you might want to distill it, first......
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--- #174 fediverse/2966 ---
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 filters, not censorship.
 
 fishing algorithms, not subscriptions.
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--- #175 messages/948 ---
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 [a while later]
 
 what if every instance of the OS acted as a git repo for all the other
 people's programs
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--- #176 bluesky#10 ---
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 whoever heard of cohost and mastodon??
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--- #177 fediverse/3425 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 I know : )
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--- #178 fediverse/143 ---
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 @user-78 I thought it was thursday :O
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--- #179 fediverse/38 ---
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 @user-36 ideally you'd convert to an arbitrary base (in this case 9) and shift
 from there, but shifting two places might work. idk I haven't thought about it.
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--- #180 fediverse/94 ---
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 @user-107 If you can figure out how to do it well, everything else seems less
 difficult. : )
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--- #181 fediverse/347 ---
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 cookies are just cookie dough that you've already baked
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--- #182 fediverse_boost/4622 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  Distributed FAFO                                                            
  
                                                            
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--- #183 fediverse/2878 ---
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 advice is always solicited.
 
 help meeee e tell me how I'm wrong so I can get better
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--- #184 fediverse/1676 ---
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 sorry for the double post, had to redact things
a few poems on the left and a conversation between two lovers on the right. below is some writings on employment.
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--- #185 fediverse/5373 ---
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 @user-138 
 
 I'm sure canadia had something similar...!
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--- #186 messages/907 ---
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 What if we made trans guys grow fur and trans girls have magic
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--- #187 messages/1051 ---
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 Good storytelling is telling things [even if/because] they are plot of the
 events as told via -- stack overflow -- hmmm this was from a while ago, idk
 when
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--- #188 fediverse/4797 ---
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 what if we built cat water stations into the walls and put 5 or 6 around the
 house to encourage them to drink water more often?
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--- #189 fediverse/6458 ---
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 gonna pre-emptively backup my fediverse archive haha just-in-case I get banned
 for spamming or something teehee (totally reasonable teebeeh)
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--- #190 fediverse/2581 ---
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 @user-570 
 
 not always (but often)
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--- #191 fediverse/369 ---
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 Gaming on Linux is never knowing for sure that a game will launch.
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--- #192 fediverse/560 ---
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 BECOME UNINTELLIGIBLE
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--- #193 messages/66 ---
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 https://youtu.be/v9EKV2nSU8w
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--- #194 fediverse/5612 ---
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 you know, [you can just randomize your profile every time you log in] .... oh
 there was a stack overflow at the last one so
you know, you can just randomize your profile every time you log in  "something something stack overflow - what does an orange website that looks like it's from our parents generation have to do with ancient prehistoric mammals?"  wait are those the ones with the tusks  "yeah totally. Huh what a weird way to build a collection."
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--- #195 fediverse/115 ---
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 @user-95 okay : )
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--- #196 fediverse/1300 ---
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 eat another pickle
 
 you surely will not regret eating another pickle
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--- #197 fediverse/6343 ---
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 you can revolute whenever you want to.
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--- #198 fediverse/3875 ---
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 @user-1611 
 
 all things that move other things are either pipes, or buckets.
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--- #199 fediverse/3123 ---
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 using linux requires constant maintenance and that's kind of unfair, actually.
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--- #200 fediverse/4474 ---
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 @user-1268 
 
 if you know how to program in C this is a good resource for building
 networking applications:
 
 https://beej.us/guide/bgnet/
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