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"special sauce" is just dorito gogurt. Maybe with some garlic added in.
*just because you phrase it in a weird way doesn't make it less delicious on a
burger*
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"special sauce" is just dorito gogurt. Maybe with some garlic added in.
just because you phrase it in a weird way doesn't make it less delicious on a
burger
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I don't know why, but I like to put mustard seeds in my pasta marinara. Maybe
it's a texture thing?
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@user-95
unless it's cake, then you should take a slice out so you can see how it looks
on the inside.
But like a burger, or a loaf of bread? TEAR IT WITH YOUR TEETH show me your
ferocity and hunger
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all you can eat sushi places where they bring you a little of whatever the
shef had been making
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"better than boullion" is a great way to turn flavorless broth into something
tasty.
heck you could just use boullion, but "better than boullion" is better.
Just don't use broth. Takes up too much space.
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@user-192
is it weird that I pictured a can of diced tomatoes from Costco sitting in a
salad? strained of course
juicy dressing 🥴
[self indulgent writing, apologies]
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weed is inedible when raw. you gotta cook it first. idk why people insist on
burning it...
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if you're cooking, and you want a specific ingredient to have a stronger
flavor, use more of it.
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I wish they sold ramen noodle seasoning by the jar and ramen noodles by the
package (without seasoning)
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Cholula brand tm hotsauce? don't you mean the "I fucked up while cooking and
want to still eat it" sauce?
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I didn't think about this until finishing the last sandwich, but a dash of
instant coffee can be a nice invigoration spell. Might make the PB&J taste
a bit funky, but I already put hemp hearts and nutritional yeast in them so
nobody's gonna eat them unless they trust me.
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cookies or cheetos for dinner is better than nothing for dinner, but please
eat your vegetables when you can.
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I like cooking at home because I can just double each recipe and think about
food half as often.
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when cooking, a bit of pickle juice can make almost any dish "zing"!
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"come, taste the kool-aid, it's delicious"
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"Hi, would you like to eat something that you probably won't like, but that
has an interesting flavor and texture?"
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the broth they sell at the store is way too thin. boullion is much better
because it's so concentrated. think of it as "essence of X" when you have
"broth of vegetables" or "broth of carrots and onions" or whatever... can help
make it easier to cook something decent by using general flavors
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oh my gosh human food is so delicious, they don't know what they got and how
precious it is T.T
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@user-258
do pickles count as a fluid?
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instant ramen noodles are an ingredient, not a dish
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Canned tomatoes are still tasty! but a beginner does not approach mozart -
they are beyond compare.
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@user-192
Good point it's sooooooo salty
I have fond memories of eating a spoonful of that instead of making food back
in college because... hey, it's got vegetables in it, right?
turns out it's mostly just salt with flavor
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I'm just now realizing that my favorite ramen seasoning is essentially salt,
MSG, and a fuckload of smoked paprika. I don't know how to feel about that.
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I know they look tasty, but don't you dare feed green onions, regular onions,
or garlic to squirrels or ducks.
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worcestersure sauce and soyaki, surprisingly decent combination
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in regards to my food habits, PLEASE do as I say, not as I do. for your own
sake.
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@user-1259
not to pizza since I don't usually eat those, but I do to other frozen /
pre-cooked foods!!
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@user-1259
sounds like it! that's what it's there for.
frozen grapes might help, they're delicious ^_^
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you look at the food you're halfway done eating to see if there's something
wrong with it
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cookies are just cookie dough that you've already baked
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"rice and beans" doesn't mean "rice and beans" it means "rice and beans and
vegetables"
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I completely lack noodles in my home at this time! That hardly ever happened
before! I should go to the store. I wonder why fate won't let me go to the
store these past few months except for like once or twice?
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@user-633
:O
I'm vegetarian, but this reminded me that I could just put bouillon in boiling
water and drink that xD
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privacy doesn't mean anything on the internet to me because privacy on the
internet doesn't mean anything to "them"
gestures vaguely, maybe winks once or twice and/or presents an emphasis face
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carrots and sweet onions sauteeing on the stove
rice in the rice-cooker seasoned with butter and boullion
garnish with chopped green onions and a dash of garlic powder
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sometimes I'll accidentally get food on my hands and think "oh gross is this
why humans like to have napkins handy when eating?"
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sigh alright look. I'll make you a sandwich just this once but you really
gotta get your cravings under control. this should be a "sometimes" thing for
special occasions. what's that? you want clean clothes and a shower? get outta
here
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"God doesn't know he ate the universe, and we're doing everything we can to
make sure it stays that way."
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harsh lessons of adulthood - sometimes food is not eaten for the taste, but
rather for how it will make you feel slightly better in the next few days.
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don't feed bread to birds, it absorbs their stomach acid and expands in their
tummy and makes them feel full when they're not. Then they get confused why
they don't have energy when they need it.
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@user-1678
warriors need help the most.
why should they cook and clean if they're busy dying for you?
help them. Do what you can for them. Or become one yourself.
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"she has a certain, I don't know what, je ne sais quoi? that I don't know what
to describe as."
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"why bother disadvantaged and vulnerable people when you could just grow your
own?"
- motivations of a capitalist-in-regard
empowerment requires strength. do you force people to unbecome the victim? how
are your traps mentally prepared?
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can you imagine if cows made cheese instead of milk
and you had to squeeze it out of their udders like easy-cheeze
[why would you say such a thing]
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I love cream of mushroom soup! It's so flexible, you can add it to a lot of
dishes and unless you make a few crucial mistakes, it's gonna turn out great!
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I'm one of those weirdos who likes hot sauce more for the "sauce" than the
"hot"
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I don't really care about capitalism, sorry... why should the butcher be paid
more than the baker? It's all a bit silly to me.
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If you want to learn to cook, start with a sandwich. Then spaghetti sauce from
a jar. Then sautee some vegetables and throw them on top of rice. Then go to
the store, read the back of a tasty-looking package, and make the recipe it
suggests.
Then you know how to cook. Don't bother with online recipes.
Also, more butter, more salt.
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"you're too loud, weirdo"
okayyyyy
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Cooking with a recipe? That thing that I'm definitely going to forget?
Whatever would I do that for?
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the best thing about ramen noodles is how much of them you can eat. they're so
cheap~! why would you not make like four packages
oh wait now my blood is salty T.T guess I'll just have to cry it out
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"why didn't you say anything? why didn't you ask for help?"
because then you might have done something about it, and don't you know I
deserve to decay?
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OH NO costco changed their smoothies THAT WAS A COMFORT FOOD wahhhhhhh autism
strikes back part twoooooo
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Ice cream with jam is delicious, don't let anyone tell you that you need
chocolate or caramel.
Fresh fruit, too, though it's better as a side.
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@user-1037 mmmm, paprika for flavor, red chile flakes for spice
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phew this is what happens when you make your morning pages public. gonna eat
some pizza instead of this nonsense.
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"ugh ramen is so nutritionally empty. Like, okay, dehydrated noodles and salty
powdered broth, what can your body do with that?"
um, make soup?
... sorry I wasn't paying attention, what were you saying?
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don't you just love it when you get several discord notifications but you tab
back to check out the discord screen and there's no red numbers anywhere?
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try putting butter and broth/boullion in the rice cooker. trust me.
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I love ramen but I don't like how it makes me feel after eating it
:ms_confused:
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@user-1839
the trick is to just make it and point people toward it as if it's supposed to
be there.
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@user-1061
that happens sometimes, no clue why.
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you're supposed to try it out and see. or are you not a hacker?
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"but what about their legitimate grievances"
uh hello I'd like a number 5, a number 9, extra pickles, some fresh human
blood supplied by the guy behind the counter with the pretty green eyes, a
number 2, make it a combo, some fresh icicle drippings even though it hasn't
snowed since last year (RIP winter), a side of fries, and a diet coke. Large.
Actually make it two diet cokes. Yep, both large. Alright see you in a sec.
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@user-246
... oh, Curry's a language.
I thought you were hungry.
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"mom can we have some trans girls"
"no, we have trans girls at home"
the trans girls at home: :fediverse:
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"cheetos are not a healthy dinner!" my mother's voice echoes through my mind
as I reach for my chopsticks
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you volunteer for things because you want a say in how they turn out.
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"mom can we have some kirby's air ride"
"sure we have kirby's air ride at home"
the kirby's air ride at home:
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Some of ya'll don't even know how to cook without seasoning, wtf
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why does eggnog taste American to me???
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"what is she DOING" or is it more like "what is she VIEWING" like damn that's
some pretty spicy kush
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vibe coding is just writing comments in increasing detail until the generated
code matches what you need.
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"oh, you want some power in order to save your people? You seem to keep asking
for it again and again. Well, here's some power! Go do it!"
oh, um... I meant like, magic or something.
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You know how cream of mushroom soup is hardly ever eaten as soup? Find your
own tricks like that.
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--- #76 fediverse/29 ---
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@user-5 It's still best to make vegan food without substitutes. They're tasty
and delicious, (which is new), but they're not that great for you and kind of
expensive. If your normal diet is mostly fresh fruits and vegetables with some
lentils and grains, you're on the right track imho. But still they can be fun
sometimes, and the melted vegan cheese enables nachos and mac&cheese so...
worth it
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"you know what this dish needs? some ramen noodle seasoning. Hang on, I think
I got some in my junk drawer."
said nobody ever
everyone knows there isn't just ONE junk drawer, but several hundred. They
multiply in the middle of the night, but it's by such a small constant factor
(0.015 ish according to our top scientists) that you don't notice until it
"flips the bit" and hits the new landmark which marks the miles since you got
stoned.
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"you know what this dish needs? some ramen noodle seasoning. Hang on, I think
I got some in my junk drawer."
said nobody ever
everyone knows there isn't just ONE junk drawer, but several hundred. They
multiply in the middle of the night, but it's by such a small constant factor
(0.015 ish according to our top scientists) that you don't notice until it
"flips the bit" and hits the new landmark which marks the miles since you got
stoned.
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--- #79 fediverse/270 ---
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you know, you can add salsa to basically anything.
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none of these jobs are going to hire me anyway. Why bother? It's degrading to
be turned down so many times.
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eating fiery hot cheetos makes me feel drunk. Probably because I only eat them
when I'm drinking.
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I count 8 pickle jars in my fridge, of which about half have at least one
pickle.
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"revolution is when..." is just shorthand for saying "this thing, this verb,
this noun, this design, this... this is revolutionary"
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--- #84 fediverse/5049 ---
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"childhood starvation is due to neglect, not food prices, dummy"
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--- #85 fediverse/4631 ---
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"I swear this queso fundido wasn't green when I bought it four hours ago"
eh I'm still hungry, hope I'm okay tomorrow
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I only take things that aren't mine if they're in the trash. Or near the
trash. Or in a store.
so weird how the store won't let me leave until I give them some of my
dollars. This quartermaster drives a hard bargain!
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--- #87 fediverse/1543 ---
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salt magnifies the effect of all other flavors in the dish.
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"hey what if we broke our product and made it impossible to use without being
caught by github"
- computer touchers in a union
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Cannabis is fundamentally a feeling of motion. You can't remember anything
because things only make sense moving forward in that particular context and
in that particular plane.
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Anger is rarely a reason to act.
Make movement because it's right, not because it's easy when you're mad.
Get mad on purpose to do the things you could never do while calm.
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@user-473
unsolicited family recipe:
kambybalunga
peanut butter, oats, something sweet (dried raisins, cherries preferred, but
chocolate chips works in a pinch) and honey or (real) maple syrup. (No corn
syrup allowed.)
mix it up, put whatever else you want in it. Free healthy depression food from
my dad.
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"cool it with the psychic posting"
ha yeah okay. I still got some things to get through though. I bet someone
somewhere wants to see it.
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I don't like it when people say "For Ritz" - don't do it for me, do it for
you! Weirdos. Cuties.
"nobody says that about you"
well duh, not yet. I'm still alive.
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--- #94 fediverse/4585 ---
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my favorite foods when I was recovering from surgery in thailand was butter,
bread, and jam
why does butter taste different in other countries?
"oh it's a different company, oh something something mineral compositions of
soil"
yeah. fucking. right.
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--- #95 fediverse/5018 ---
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if you want to do communism in a city, you must first buy a parking lot.
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--- #96 fediverse/1414 ---
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they say that slugs don't like salt because they turn into pickles
of course that's not true, cucumbers turn into slugs when fed a diet of leaves
and cucumbers
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@user-138
"here's how to get caught. don't... don't do the things in these books. also,
uh... don't do the things that AREN'T in these books, wink"
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--- #98 fediverse/4446 ---
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lentils are easier to cook than beans and are nutritionally very similar.
Heck, I just throw them in with the rice in the rice-cooker and it works out
great.
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--- #99 fediverse/1300 ---
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eat another pickle
you surely will not regret eating another pickle
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--- #100 fediverse/2721 ---
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I'm at the point where a can of cream-of-mushroom soup is starting to look
appetizing...
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@user-1283
just make sure you add alt-text!
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@user-1564
I love the concept of this! Maybe if HTTP is too complex, you could try
another simpler server? I don't know the complexity of the programs I use
every day, but I'm sure there's one that's very simple. Even just a simple IRC
style chat server that just... sends text from person A to person B depending
on their username (like a glorified Router or Switch)
Reminded of this video tbh...:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGfTjKwLQxY
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Take away the elements in order of apparent non-importance
Hmmmmm.... I'm gonna stay inside unless I decide to go outside. How's that?
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don't think about how rare something is. think about how useful it is to you.
we can make more stuff.
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it's so weird how these days if you don't like someone you can exclude them
from your social life entirely - like, wow... that hurts
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everyone's convinced they need me, but not necessarily sold on me as a person
why don't you just get a guy who does what I do-es and then you don't need me
and I can go back to being normal
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--- #107 fediverse/4288 ---
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"I'm not paid enough to care" is a symptom of capitalism.
Why would you not care? Because you're paid not to.
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Soup kitchens are how they get leftists to burn out.
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Boil the rice.
when it is finished and hot, add a lot of butter and stir it in.
when done add cinnamon and stir it in.
then add raisins if wanted.
then milk to taste.
add sugar if desired.
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I would like to say thank you to everyone who's ever made food for me. I
cannot though, for sometimes I get takeout.
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"so wait why can't we go outside again"
"I'm huuuuungry"
girl we just ate
"I'm tired"
girl it's like 10am
"can we snuggle?"
yeah okay.
that's why haha
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"hey listen! Do this thing to hurt me! Build the infrastructure to do it so
that you can use it on people who deserve it!"
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... sorry, forgot to content warning that last one. I'm kinda using this
format like a twitch stream... how [weird, strange, perceiving, perplexing,
confusing]
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@user-246
you mean putting stones in soup for flavor? They're re-usable!
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@user-1259
you poor thing : (
stay in the shade if you're outside. If your stomach starts feeling worse,
spend time at home. That's what it's there for.
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What if instead of listing food in our ingredients as a paragraph we instead
listed them in tab-separated-rows-by-columns like excel spreadsheets except
with justifications for everything has its place in the ingredient dish.
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when eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, always make sure the jelly
side is facing you before biting.
that way, you have sweet jelly on your tongue before the sticky peanut butter
overrides your tastebuds
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@user-285
It's soos. uh... can you repeat that?
sure! it's soos. (d)uh.
still not coming through clearly. Do you mean SUSE or SUSE?
I hear they prefer susu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLdexZlVkAY
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so what if people want to sit on the couch eating cheetos? they're more than
capable of something far greater, but of course they are allowed to spend as
they like their life.
their ONLY life.
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ugh. eating? again? didn't we fix this problem yesterday?
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for all those reading at home, I need to apply to a job and apparently they
only really care about my experience with linux. Which is kinda like asking
"hey can you tell me what are you favorite foods to eat with a spoon?"
when someone is applying to be a chef. Um, okay, applesauce I guess? I usually
eat mac and cheese with a knife and another knife, but sometimes I dip into the
spoon for that extra shoveling experience points.
anyway here's my linux projects:
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Do you ever wonder why you can't remember anything after being stoned? Why the
words you write down, oh so profound in the moment, turn to silliness and
illusion upon coming off your high mont-vantage? Of course, dear reader,
because all things are defined in waves.
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@user-1112
back in the day playing a magic game with someone felt like an event
now it's something to wait through while your burrito cooks
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cops think we're gullible, just saying
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so it shall seem that sticks and mud are for me
I say as I sit in my apartment eating rice and beans
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getting the phone numbers of cute he/thems at a bar is NOT the same as
organizing.
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maybe some whiteboards and notebooks as well...
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... and then things got turned up to eleven
what were they at before?
... eleven. why do you ask?
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@user-358 @user-356
Neat! I'm assuming you can screw in a little antenna? That's awful cute. Like
a robot getting eyebrows.
Why do you need two of them, though? Actually screw it that's a dumb question,
robots can obviously express themselves more clearly if both their eyes are
professed.
Wait... Why do robots need more than one eye? Because it'd be weird otherwise,
duh.
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why does my fridge keep saying "you're dead to me"...?
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"girl, who let you dress yourself? You literally put your rain jacket on over
your backpack"
yeah, uh, if your rain jacket isn't big enough to wear over a backpack then
you are wearing a plastic sweater, not a rain jacket
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I always get the syntax backwards, for some reason...
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"save yourself, do it for you" ugh what if I don't wanna
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spilled water on my keyboard by living with a cat. it might be broken so I'm
using a spare that my girlfriend lent me. if you're wondering why my password
sounds different...
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American ingredient lists be like:thing-that-you're-eatingsugarcane sugarcorn
syruphigh-fructose corn syrupdextrosesucralosenatural flavorsartifical coloring
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my cat doesn't know that my family is my family. She thinks they're just some
other people who visit the house.
but they're special to me, as all people are, and I think she takes notice.
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"Here's the thing. If you go around telling people you're crazy, they'll
assume you're JUST crazy."
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@user-1074
why not both? all you gotta do is say "I'm just a girl" enough times and the
dummies will believe you wink
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@user-547
That feeling when you get to the end of a paragraph and think "why do I have
this extra parenthesis )? Oh yeah I opened it up waaaaay up here" and then you
reread what you wrote and think
perfect, no notes
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honestly we should be building cities in the most boring locations, not the
most beautiful.
like below the crust.
or space.
the surface is a pleasuredome, why waste it on scrubland and turf?
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better to smell like the river than the city.
(Yuck. Gross.)
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"got it. So-and-so likes this-or-that, and whats-her-face wants it that way.
Is this the kind of thing you want me to try and remember to accomodate or can
you handle agreeing to disagree?"
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"eeek! it's that ghost girl that no-one can unfollow!"
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dear old people - did you know computers don't need to have buttons? You can
literally just type what you want to make happen (if you know the magic spell)
and it'll just, do that thing
how cool is that
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@user-1010
kinda makes me wonder how those mature kids are doing now.
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worth
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Rent is expensive because they only want you living there if you're working.
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@user-192
saw this video a week or so ago, you might be interested
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I don't know anything about cryptography 🙃 😋 🥴
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just because someone did something one way and it worked, doesn't mean you
have to do it that way again.
but you should have a reason why you aren't doing it that way.
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when other people sneak into your unlocked house when you're away, they often
open up the freezer to check and see what you have.
thing is, you can tell if your stuff is freezerburned, which happens a little
bit whenever it's opened and closed.
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how many people do you think in the world know that screenshots of a website
are not admissible proof because they can be trivially doctored by editing the
html?
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@user-579
hehe sometimes all you have is whatever's on the fridge. in times like those,
be thankful for your spices! that's what I've learned at least : )
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anything with layers is an open-faced sandwich
or a pizza in disguise
rawr ex dee
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a box of tri-color rotini
a good spoonfull of better than boullion italian
a medium amount of large colby-jack cheese cubes (about one for every other
bite)
boil with just enough water for the noodles to start sticking to the pan once
entirely cooked and add cheese, butter, and top with generous dashes of smoked
paprika and lime juice.
don't strain the noodles. have just enough water left to have a thin sauce.
if vegetables are desired, firm carrots and peas (read: frozen or fresh, not
canned) or diced/shredded onions.
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the neurodivergent urge to put the toppings and condiments at the bottom of
the bowl so you can be ready when the food is ready and finished cooking
"oh no my condiments and toppings aren't evenly distributed throughout my food
because I put them at the bottom of the bowl instead of the top where they can
more easily be mixed in"
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"you don't seem autistic"
wow no shit almost as if I had acting classes as a child
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@user-107 If you can figure out how to do it well, everything else seems less
difficult. : )
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ice cream out of a mug, mmmm delicious ^_^
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in the past, people could eat canned food not necessarily because of the way
that it was canned, but simply the fact that it was sealed and comprised of a
liquid form that was inhospitable to bacterial life. Like vinegar with
pickles! But only for the things that were meant to last for a while - if it
was just for next month, then you don't need BPA liners or microplastic
dissolvers or any of that junk. Just a fully recyclable can that vacuum seals
itself shut using the power of machinery and heat.
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@user-883
kinda makes me think we should make our own capitalism, with pickles and
healthcare
actually screw the capitalism let's just take care of each other
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I just wanted to be a silly girl who climbs trees and roasts marshmallows on
campfires why did I end up like lain in bed listening to thunder T.T T.T
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"hey kid, if you don't tell us where you saw that car go, we'll deport your
mother."
- some ice guy somewhere probably
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I never should have bought these crackers. They trick me into thinking I'm
eating something nutritious.
But that's the case with any empty calories.
but hey, calories are calories, right?
I guess that's true. Still, I'd rather make something.
oh would you now would you REALLY rather MAKE something
... I should rather.
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tell me this: why do Starlink satellites need lights on them at all?
can't they just operate in the dark, as floating hunks of metal sending
signals to-and-fro?
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So much of computing is just... handling the quirks of hardware and presenting
it to the user (programmer) in a way that is sane and makes sense, instead of
the arcane and [nebulous/confabulous/incomprehensible] way that physical
nature demands our absurdly potentialized computational endeavors be.
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went to costco, got a ton of delicious and nutritious food... yet I subsist on
pickles >.>
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--- #170 fediverse/3209 ---
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I just fed some of my earwax to my cat.
she wanted more.
what have I done.
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--- #171 fediverse/5806 ---
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what if: icecream made out of nutrients and edible toothpaste instead of sugar
and fat
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I love cooking. My favorite food is "melange" also called "gruel" by the less
culinary people in my life. It consists primarily of a rice or noodle base,
plus a bunch of other ingredients (usually sauteed) that are quite nutritious.
Then, you season in a way such that it tastes delicious and savory and BOOM
you have the perfect food.
Well, not as good as steamed eggs, but still pretty good.
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--- #173 fediverse/3144 ---
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witches wear pony tails on the low sides of their heads because that way their
hat doesn't rub up against their hair
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--- #174 fediverse/1856 ---
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rice and lentils in the rice cooker with lots of butter
when it's done, serve in a large bowl and add one can of vegetable soup
is delicious
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--- #175 fediverse/5016 ---
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@user-1201
perpetual summer vacation? with a side of "from each to their yaddah yaddah"
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i type too much, gtg to sleep.
my cat yells at me whenever the click-clack starts to bother her ears.
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--- #177 fediverse/191 ---
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huh that's weird
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--- #178 fediverse/3029 ---
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don't eat desert afterwards, there's enough sugar in this to delight a horse
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would be great if all the good people had all the money. Too bad it kinda
feels like the opposite. Huh wonder why that is . . . ?
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dear me from the past: "why did you do this thing? And this one? and all the
others? I'm so embarrassed of you."
dear me from the future: "are you actually better or are you just the same,
but older?"
dear me from the present: "please eat some food today"
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--- #181 fediverse/5267 ---
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"okay but why are you so focused on outliving it"
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"oh no my stuff touchers are casting a spell on my keyboard without my
knowledge, how peculiar" said no-one in particular
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When you die, nobody will ever taste your cooking again. Nobody will even
remember what it tastes like.
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don't put dirty dishes in the sink you filthy animals
put them on the counter NEXT to the sink
[it's not arbitrary it's just better]
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@user-1639
or nobody sees it, because you post the things you say on the internet in 2024
which is so siloed and echo-chambered that the only people who hear it say
"tru tho" and "she just like me fr" and never change because of your words
... wait that's just what you said, but made more specific, isn't it?
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--- #186 fediverse/4074 ---
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"buying something" under capitalism just means that you get less of everything
else in exchange for this particular thing.
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"hey. wanna stretch with me? oh, whatever you want. I'll be doing my own
thing."
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--- #188 fediverse/360 ---
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@user-258
got it, so don't brush right after and drink water. Both of those sound like
good ideas! I only brush my teeth when they feel weird and gross anyway, and
after eating pickles they feel like I just went to the dentist.
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@user-138
me neither... guess it's in-person for me.
[a mysterious "they" then proceeds to set up microphones everywhere I might go]
ah nuts why are all these people carrying phones around
[they already know who I am, and I don't really want to be someone else, so]
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@user-138
maybe it's evil hackers - idk that's beyond my expertise - good luck : )
(I'd need to see the piece of technology to work on it. I'm a hardware kinda
[girl, but pronounced guy])
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I can't believe I didn't go. What's wrong with me.
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Just because you haven't won yet, doesn't mean you've lost.
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@user-246
true, but what is a poem if not a silly construction of phrases? Those words
don't belong together, what are you doing! And yet it fills you will a feeling
that the author intended, thus being poetry as a joke.
problem is if everyone says the same joke, it gets kinda... old... hence why
you should express yourself as much as you can.
I wonder if fewer people are "alternative" these days because they all started
hanging out on the internet and trying to differentiate themselves amongst
each other instead of amongst "normal people"? Weird thought, srry haha
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I feel more of a hunger for cackling than I do thirst for food
like a MADWOMAN or a witch who has certain magical powers, unbeknownst to any
but the spirit who follows her my dears.
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currently on turbo mode trying to "find myself" because I figure I might not
get a chance next year, so... whatever, right?
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@user-189 yah chillies are good as long as we can put shallots in it too!
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having trouble naming things?
just name it after it's inevitable logical conclusion! AKA the message you're
trying to get across.
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I love rice and beans because
error: stack overflow
huh, that's weird. Must have been too many reasons. Let's try again:
I love rice and beans because
error: user didn't change anything between runs of the program so clearly they
don't understand how computer works
... well that's a different error so it's progress at least.
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"they should make clothing stores for tall people"
uhhhh have you ever heard of "big-and-tall"
"yeah but I'm not big, just tall"
smh
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@user-1358
you don't go golfing to relax.
well, maybe you do, but he doesn't.
he goes golfing to talk about shady shit.
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