=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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 I wish I could reply to a post I was currently writing partway through writing
 the post I was writing when I thought of a reply to the post I was writing
 which was being written by me the writing writer posting on blogs about color
 tvs
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

--- #1 fediverse/5636 ---
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 I think it's ironic how I ended up posting a "things I almost posted"
 screenshot directory somewhere other than where I almost posted them.
 
 and all they saw were the outtakes.
 
 I bet they'd see a completely different point of me,
 
 but they never talk to me
 
 so they don't know me.
 
 oh well, alas, it's fine I'm sure I'm being designed.
 
 who can say, I am but at productive play, please react so I can do ongoing
 story. I learn from each and every encounter I encounterate.
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--- #2 fediverse/5782 ---
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 sometimes I post random silly [scary] things to pad out the serious things and
 I hope that's okay
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--- #3 fediverse_boost/4925 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  still waiting to find the energy and headspace to write an irritated blog post about why the fact that most toolchains are like 80% of the learning curve for those who are just getting into programming (especially on windows)  
  
                                                            
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--- #4 fediverse/2297 ---
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 Lying wide awake at night with things that I want to say drifting through my
 mind one by one
 
 getting up to write them down? forgetting them all.
 
 I think I'm just gonna leave my computer online to reduce friction hehe.
 
 up and down, till everyone's in town, maybe I'll nap between tweets.
 
 [they're called toots here, dummy]
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--- #5 fediverse/4171 ---
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 me, waking up in the morning and reading my own posts
 
 alright what's the damage this time
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--- #6 fediverse/4227 ---
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 I'm wasting time.
 
 face them
 
 my soul tells me
 
 for some reason
 
 I can't stop writing poetry
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--- #7 fediverse/1708 ---
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 @user-246 
 
 people who don't write have no idea who they are. perhaps in time they will
 know enough to describe themselves with newfound language they never knew how
 to wield.
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--- #8 fediverse/67 ---
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 @user-73 Yeah if I wanted a timeline I'd post on my website. Which I'm too
 lazy to do.
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--- #9 fediverse/6437 ---
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 if I was writing a programming language, I'd name it C just to fuck with people
 
 (great, now others can decide how it's known)
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--- #10 fediverse/3763 ---
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 I think I'm a better writer when I'm sorta consistently taking the meds I was
 using to self-medicate...
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--- #11 fediverse/1892 ---
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 I want to write C programs with threads and manual memory management and
 function pointers and lots and lots of arrays and I'm not even kidding
 
 ... wait a minute I literally don't have a job, why am I not writing C
 programs right now?
 
 BRB I got something important to do, where's my vodka --> pkill firefox
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--- #12 fediverse/2291 ---
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 you sly dogs, you got me posting again.
 
 unrelated, but I think this is the first script I ever wrote!
a bash script which shuts down a computer.
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--- #13 fediverse/376 ---
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 @user-281 
 
 I'm just a rando but my understanding is that posting on the fediverse is
 sorta like writing on the sky, and anyone that wants can read it. I could be
 wrong though
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--- #14 fediverse/1354 ---
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 whose idea was it to optimize our candy toward the ones with the most sugar?
 
 [wait a minute I got like 4 toots written but not posted, what the heck where
 did they come from? I'm gonna post them without reading them]
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--- #15 fediverse/806 ---
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 ... sorry, forgot to content warning that last one. I'm kinda using this
 format like a twitch stream... how [weird, strange, perceiving, perplexing,
 confusing]
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--- #16 fediverse/5663 ---
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 I'm going to write some lua code that doesn't do anything useful and which I
 don't share with anyone
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 hmmmm I should probably put this in "things I almost posted"
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--- #18 messages/373 ---
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 that moment when you swear you see your messages changing under your
 fingertips, long after you've written them
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--- #19 fediverse/3929 ---
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 are you about to delete a post that you thought was funny, but actually wasn't
 once you wrote it down and read it to yourself?
 
 STOP
 
 write it down on a post-it and put it under your desk or behind a drawer
 
 put it in a .txt file in a random directory on your computer
 
 send it as a text message to yourself
 
 write it down, take a picture of it, and then burn the paper
 
 y'know, typical stuff like that
 
 do this and I guarantee you won't regret it
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--- #20 fediverse_boost/6053 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  i post compulsively lmfao                                                   
  
                                                            
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